💖Incorrect Trolls Quotes Whi...

By JoltJackalope

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I DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Will Include Characters From Trolls, Trolls... More

Chapter #1
Chapter #2
Chapter #3
Chapter #4
Chapter #5
Chapter #6
Chapter #7
Chapter #8
Chapter #9
Chapter #10
Chapter #11
Chapter #12
Chapter #13 (A Special Clay X Viva Oneshot)
Chapter #14
Chapter #15
Chapter #16
Chapter #17
Chapter #18
Chapter #19
Chapter #20
Chapter #21 (October 1st Special 🎃)
Chapter #22
Chapter #23
Chapter #24
Chapter #25
Chapter #26
Chapter #27
Chapter #28
Chapter #29
Chapter #30
Chapter #31
Chapter #32
Chapter #33
Chapter #34
Chapter #35
Chapter #36
Chapter #37
Chapter #38
Chapter #39
Chapter #40
Chapter #41
Chapter #42
Chapter #43
Chapter #44
Chapter #45
Chapter #46
Chapter #47
Chapter #48
Chapter #49
Chapter #50 (✨Special Long Chapter✨)
Chapter #51
Chapter #52
Chapter #53
Chapter #54
Chapter #55
Chapter #56
Chapter #57
Chapter #58
Chapter #59
Chapter #60
Chapter #61
Chapter #62
Chapter #63
Chapter #64
Chapter #65
Chapter #67
Chapter #68
Chapter #69 (I HAVE REACHED THE FUNNY NUMBER)
Chapter #70 (🌹Starring My Broppy Child OC🌹)
Chapter #71
Chapter #72
Chapter #73
Chapter #74
Chapter #75
Chapter #76
Chapter #77
Chapter #78
Chapter #79
Chapter #80
Chapter #81
Chapter #82
Chapter #83
Chapter #84
Chapter #85
Chapter #86
Chapter #87
Chapter #88 (🌋Barb Meets Brozone Oneshot🌋)
Chapter #89
Chapter #90
Chapter #91
Chapter #92
Chapter #93
Chapter #94
Chapter #95
Chapter #96
Chapter #97
Chapter #98
Chapter #99 ❗️The Final Chapter❗️
Chapter #100 🩷BONUS Broppy Oneshot🩵

Chapter #66

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Branch: Poppy, Don't Turn Me Into Marketable Plushies. 😰

Poppy: *Starts Selling Baby Branch Plushies*

Branch: POPPY-

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The Trolls Shopping At 💗Justice💗 (Dose anyone else remember this store? They are usually in Malls)

Viva: *Is A New Employee* Heloooooo! Welcome To Justice! 🤗

Guy Diamond: Oh My Glitter! Look at this Cute T-Shirt Tiny! It Says Tacos Are My Spirit Animal! 🌮 How Adorable! 😊

Tiny Diamond: Daddy, I Told You I'm Way Too Grown Up and Sophisticated up for This Place. I want to shop at Macy's Like A Big Boy. 😒

Spruce: *Talking To His Daughter* I'm Sorry Sweetie, But You Don't Have enough room Another Twenty Foot Tall Unicorn Plushie.

Spruce's Daughter: *Angry Muppet Noises* >:(

Clay: *Stocking The Shelves With Glitter Doughnuts* 🍩

JD: Hey Clay, How's the new part time job with Viva Going?

Clay: Oh It's Great! Can I help you with anything bro? 😄

JD: I was wondering if I could use my family discount to buy a new Plushie For Rhonda. 😅

Clay: I Thought You Just bought one for her?

JD: Well, you see, it was shaped like a Cupcake so Rhonda Ate It, And she has been pooping out Stuffing. 😅

Clay: 😐

Poppy: I Think This Would Look Great on You Branchie! 🥰

Branch: A Sparkly Gold Vest? Again?! Poppy, The Last time I wore that We Got Thrown in Jail In Lonesome Flats. 😑

Poppy: But You Looked SO Handsome. :(

Branch: Wait, Where's Floyd? 🤨

Floyd On The Other Side Of The Store: *Trying Every Free Makeup Sample He Can Find* 💅💄

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Chaz: So Your A Fairy?

Marshtato Mary: What? NO! 😡

Chaz: But Your A Small Flying Marshmallow Creature. An Adorable one too! 🫵😆

Marshtato Mary: I AM NOT ADORABLE! 😤

Chaz: (Mocking Her) Awww What's Wrong? Are you out of Pixie Dust? Lose your Magic Wand Perhaps? 🥺

Marashtato Mary: *Smirks* Actually You're Right, I DO Have A Magic Wand. 😊 *Hold Up A Steel Pipe* I Call It, The Magic Metal Wand Of Pain! ☺️

Chaz: OK! OK! You're Not A Fairy! ✋😰🤚

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Clay: Hey Viva, Completely random question, What is your favorite kind of flower?

Viva: Peonies Why?

Clay:

Viva: Are you planning on giving me flowers? 😍

Clay: its a possibility.... 👉👈

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Synth: *Sees A Glowing Butterfly* 🦋

Synth: Is This A Glowstick? 😃🫴

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{At Veneer's Funeral ⚰️}

Velvet: Can I please have some time alone with him? I want to say my goodbyes. 🤧

Priest: Of Course.

Everyone: *Leaves Velvet Alone In The Room*

Velvet: *Leans Over To Veneer's Coffin* I Know you're faking your death so you don't have to Pay for breaking my new Cell Phone, You Dirty little Brat. 😡

Veneer In The Coffin: *Nervous Sweating* 😰

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