Harry Potter one shots

Fred and George Mpreg

George felt so sore and uncomfortable while looking at the inventory list. "Why didn't we just hire someone for this?" He asked himself while he placed a hand on the slight bump. "How are you darling?" Fred asked halfway down the stairs to the cellar of their shop where all of their extra product was kept. "I'm fine honeybird." George leaned into his brother and the father of their unborn child. "How is the little prankster?" George smiled when Fred got on his knees and kissed the bump. "I can't wait to pull pranks with the little one as he grows up. Of course, he will pull pranks on any brothers or sisters he has." George blushed. "I haven't even given birth and you are already planning on more children." Fred rubbed his neck sheepishly. "The Weasley genes are strong with you." He said shaking his head and then turning to go up to the shop. "Come we have a shop to run." Fred followed his brother and not just because he wanted to look at his ass as he went upstairs. The shop was full of customers, and some of the inventions were flying about helping them shop and holding some products to the counter. "Sorry about the wait, had an inventory to go over." George told the line of customers waiting to pay. "You shouldn't be leaving your store; you could have been robbed blind." The clearly muggle-born and apparently raised said sounding like she was about to ask for the manager. "You know what, get me your manager." She snaped in their faces and the twins turned around smiled at each other and then faced the Karen. "Hello, we are the managers, owners, and corporate." The Karen's face went nearly purple with anger and then changed to surprise when all of her things went back to their proper shelf. "Get out, we refuse to sell you anything as is our right." Fred moved himself in front of George, protecting both him and the baby from the now enraged witch. "How dare you! Do you even know who my husband is!" She screeched and pointed her wand directly at Fred's chest. "No, we don't care who he is. You need to get out this store before I ban you and your entire family." Fred was calm and the Karen just got even more bitchy. "You wouldn't dare." She challenged and Fred got a sinister smile. "I ban you and your family's magic from this shop and from buying these products." With a small wave of his wand and it pointed at her she was literally thrown from the store screaming about it being unfair, she even stayed outside still screaming even long after they had closed. A week went by, and she was still screaming and protesting the unfairness of it. "Leave lady, you are disturbing everyone and driving away customers." Fred said annoyed and pointing his wand at the woman. "I will call the Aurors and get you removed." The woman stubbornly stood her ground and refused to even look at them. "Freddy, let me handle this." George placed his hand on his twin's shoulder. "I think that being nice doesn't work." The woman sneered at George's baby bump and was about to say something before a frog hopped out of her mouth. "I don't want to hear you say another word and I don't want you near my shop again." George said with a smile that scared Fred. "Now I am going to go inside, the farther you are from the store the frogs will stop. If you stay you will die from frogs." George went back inside and when Fred followed, he kissed him passionately. "I want to take a nap. Take one with me?" It was a weekday and they usually closed on some days so Fred put the closed sign up and then followed the bearer of his children upstairs. "I love you more than anything in the world." Fred said kissing George and then kissing his bump, where their child was safe inside the womb.