© JULI2N2
➜ 2023
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"veo una muñeca cuando
miro en el espejo"
YO MAMA SO FAT BATTLE ⬇️
y/n, march, stelle, caelus, dan heng
y/n
hey guys 🦦
march
Y/N HIII 😋
stelle
HI 🥳
caelus
i don't like you. like. at all.
dan heng
?
y/n
notice how the girls are the happiest to see me 😒 THATS CALLED GAY LOVE RIGHT THERE 🗣️
stelle
waht what
y/n
anyasy 🔥
is it weird tk relate to a song even tho u shouldn't be relating to it 🤔🤔
march
totes not weird! i relate to a few songs!
stelle
which songs tho mommy
caelus
???
brotha WHAT
dan heng
what the hell
y/n
always knew i had that vibe to me 😋
stelle
IT WAS A TYPO SHIT THE HELL UP. I MEANT TK SAY MOTHER
my 2020 days had a lot of mommy calling that my phone's keyboard hasn't fully recovered yet 🤬🤬
y/n
but super shy is super relatable except this time HE KNOWS MY NAME 🤑🤑🤑
dan heng
who knows ur name?
caelus
LMFAOO LLLL
HAHAHA LOSER
march
THATS NOT COOL CAELUS 👎
maybe he's js not a nwjns fan 🤗
dan heng
oh i like new jeans
march
yeah good luck y/n 💀
y/n
bro caelus hates me so much like WHAT DID I DO TO YOU U BUM BUM FINGER SNIFFING LAUGH LIKE UH HUH STINKIN ZITS ON YO FACE POPPING UP LIKE WORLD WAR 2 BOMBINGS HEAD ASS LICE INFESTION 😭
stelle
i support women's rights and wrongs, especially y/n's 😍😍
dan heng
💀
march
wow that's such a creative way to describe caelus :3
caelus
BRUHH I HATE YKU TOO U UGLY AIRHEAD ASS STICKIN OUT WITH A DENTURE IN THE BACK 😒
y/n
ykw js bc u insulted my ass.
i found out an embarrassing story abt caelus from someone
caelus
wait WHAT
NO I TAKE EVERYTHINGGG BACK I ACTUALLY LIVE YOU SO MUCH!! I HAVE YOUR YEARBOOM PHOTOS HANGING ALL AROUND MY ROOM BC IM SO IN LOVE WITH U 😁😁
stelle
he did this in his sophomore year btw
dan heng
💀
y/n
ew i'd rather have dan heng do that bc i LOVE dan heng 😍😍
anyways my sources told me that in elementary he saw this girl getting her period for the first time right
march
uh huhhh
y/n
and so he saw that the girl got this free ticket out of p.e. and this mf wanted out too 🙅♀️🙅♀️
caelus
wait no i know this story STOL PLEASE
dan heng
keep going
y/n
SO THIS MF LMFAO GOT THIS DARK ASS RED MARKER AND SCRIBBLED ALLL OVER HIS WHITE SHORTS
stelle
I RMB THIS LMFAO
y/n
AND HE ORETENDED HE WAS IN PAIN TOO AND THE TEACHERS WERE SO FREAKIGN CONFUSED
BUT IT GETS BETTER
HIS MOM KNOW SUM SHIT WAS UP SO SHE PRETENDED LIKE HE HAD CANCER AS PUNISHMENT
stelle
omg and then when he thought he had cancer, he started writing goodbye letters to every single person in the school LMFAOO
march
OMG 😭
dan heng
idk why i expected anything else from him
caelus
ENOUGH. I KNOW SHIT ABT U YOO.
y/n
as if 😹😹
caelus
y/n went to therapy once bc one of her ex bf's was crazy as shit and when she was like CRYING her heart out to the lady, the lady brought out her sandwich and a can of soda and started eating mid session
y/n
YIU WHORE
march
IS THIS THE EX I THINK IT IS???
stelle
LMFAO LADY DID NOT CARE ABT HER PROBLEMS
dan heng
y/n got therapy??
caelus
yeah she's fucking crazy so u should run while u still can!!
y/n disliked a message
march
yk dan heng asked me if i knew when blind people know when to stop wiping
bc they're blind yk!
caelus
YO WHAT 😨
stelle
PAUSEEE THIS IS DAN HENG WE TALKING ABT???
y/n
IN HIS DEFENSE ITS A VERY GOOD QUESTION
caelus
OH SHUT UP U MAN LOVING HOE
dan heng
... well march told me that when she was 11 her friend's aunt died and she decided to call her friend from a no caller id and say "it's your aunt patricia and i'm coming back for you" and she tried to play heaven noises but ended up fire crackling instead
y/n
MARCH???
stelle
ISNT THAT BASICALLY HELL..
march
I WANTED TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER :(
she unfriended me on imvu and roblox 3 days later too </3
caelus
BRO IMVU IS CRAZY
stelle
IMAGINEEE
caelus
stelle u shut the hell up, u online dated on animal jam and met up with ur wolfie ass bf and got ur ass kidnapped for 3 days before some random ass mcdonald's employee found u crying
y/n
GOODBYE..
dan heng
so stelle dated on a animal avatar type game 💀
stelle
ENOUGH. i've learnt my lesson 😇! don't ask for rare items and meet strangers online to get them!
let's stop exposing each other before smth happens!
dan heng
okay
caelus
fine
march
yeah we should do that!
y/n
...
SO THIS INE TIME CAELUS DID SMTH SUPER DUMB RIGHT
caelus
I AHTE TOU
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imma leave the ai foreshadowing to ur imaginations bc this is so funny (from intro chap)
extra long chap bc i wanna disappear for a while so 😜