Chad-@prettyboychad
Ethan-@prettyboyethan
Mindy-@revisingmylist
Anika-@dumpsterfire
Quinn-@sexpositive
Sam-@therapyqueen
Tara-@tarantula
Wes-@mommasboy
Amber-@amburnt
Liv-@livlaughlove
the gays
amburnt-I'MMMMM BACKKKKK!!!
prettyboyethan-GOOOO AWAYYYYY!!
tarantula-BABYYYY
tarantula-I'VE MISSED YOUUU
amburnt-oh, hi, that's cool
mommasboy-oooo, ouchhh
revisingmylist-LMAOOOO
prettyboychad-HVDYDHCUH
therapyqueen-I'm just gonna smile and nod :)
sexpositive-smart answer, Sam, smart answer
tarantula-I've missed Amber so much
sexpositive-she definitely missed you too..
amburnt-yeah yeah, I miss getting head tho, jail had me horny
dumpsterfire-tmi
mommasboy-I don't wanna know anything about your burnt pussy
tarantula-omw my love:)
amburnt-I was actually thinking of getting it from Ethan....
amburnt-but ig you work too
dumpsterfire-OH SHIT
revisingmylist-brace yourselves, the girls are about to start fighting
sexpositive-I just sit back and observe
prettyboychad-Amber, you better start running.
mommasboy-SHIT IS FINNA GO DOWNNN
prettyboychad-shut the fuck up before I cut Vince's dick off
mommasboy-how did I get brought into this?!-Vince
prettyboyethan-Chad, baby, it's okay, we both know I don't want her
prettyboychad-that's not enough to stop me from killing this bitch
revisingmylist-Ethan, love, you just let Chad do his thing, he'll calm down sooner or later
prettyboyethan-I don't want him getting arrested
revisingmylist-he won't, you have to get caught to get arrested
dumpsterfire-never seen this side of Chad before
revisingmylist-only time I seen him like this was when I took the last waffle
mommasboy-he does seem like a waffle kinda guy
revisingmylist-don't take his waffle, twas a scary moment for me
prettyboyethan-angry Chad is hot
dumpsterfire-well then
prettyboychad-thanks baby
prettyboychad-Amber, I'm on my way, watch your back
sexpositive-anyways, how's everyone's days going? (I'm trying to distract everyone from the possible crime that might be committed soon)
dumpsterfire-it's good :) I made a bouquet of daisies
mommasboy-I had sex, so it has been a great day :)
mommasboy-sho did-Vince
sexpositive-was it good?
mommasboy-very
therapyqueen-CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX?!
revisingmylist-no!
revisingmylist-I spent my day with Anika, it was nice :)
sexpositve-I had sex
sexpositive-so did Sam ;)
therapyqueen-QUINN!!
mommasboy-who did they fuck?!
sexpositive-Sam, this one is for you to answer :)
therapyqueen-...
revisingmylist-each other you dumbass!!
mommasboy-OH
tarantula-guys...
amburnt-WHY IS CHAD OUTSIDE MY HOUSE WITH LIGHTER FLUID AND A LIGHTER?!
amburnt-HELP!
amburnt-HELP ME GUYS!
mommasboy-he was not playing about lighting that bitch on fire again
prettyboyethan-when he's overprotective :)
sexpositive-Ethan is kicking his feet and twirling his hair
revisingmylist-haha, GAY!
dumpsterfire-twink!
prettyboyethan-Quinn! you weren't supposed to say anything!
sexpositive-whattt, I'm tryna get you laid tonight
prettyboyethan-what.
revisingmylist-WE STAN QUINN
revisingmylist-SUPPORTIVE OLDER SISTER
tarantula-guys
tarantula-HELP
amburnt-I'M SORRY
amburnt-I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID
prettyboychad-you better before I rip out your voice box
prettyboyethan-that was fucking hot
dumpsterfire-here goes Ethan with his kinky ass again
prettyboychad-I'm coming back home now baby ;)
prettyboyethan-is Amber injured?
revisingmylist-you can't ask him that? he can't admit to his crimes! he will get arrested!!
prettyboychad-why do you care? you gonna go give her head?
prettyboyethan-ew, gross. I'd rather kiss a zombie before I would even think about giving her head
prettyboyethan-I don't want you getting arrested
therapyqueen-finally, a sweet and innocent conversation
dumpsterfire-you're gonna jinx it, Sam
prettyboyethan-who else is gonna blow my back out if you get arrested?
therapyqueen-GOD DAMN IT!
dumpsterfire-told you :)
prettyboychad-Amber is fine, she's crying to Tara
prettyboychad-but you're about to not be fine, you're gonna pay for this hard-on I have now
dumpsterfire-gross
revisingmylist-I did not need to know this information about my brother
A/N-if anyone has any toxic/hot song recs to post to, lmk :)