Do you guys want the actual camping part to be either published all together (so you'll have to wait), or publish one after the other
I feel like it'd be more enjoyable to have them all out at the same time but the wait would likely be around three weeks, because I expect it to be at least 8-12 chapters
Also your input actually matters or I'll just flip a coin on it
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Nicknames:
(Nickname changes will be written in italics.)
John: SeraphinaSimp
Seraphina: Dio
Leilah:
Blyke: DonutMan
Arlo: Gay Fortune Teller
Remi: DefinitelyCheatingOnBlyke
Cecile: Femalewithanerection
Isen: Degenerate
Darren: Doc
Elaine: Satan
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SeraphinaSimp: and that's 49 bodies
DonutMan: bro you good?
DonutMan: I heard a ton of yelling and screaming out there
SeraphinaSimp: yeah I'm fine
SeraphinaSimp: people go oddly insane when you cut their tendons
SeraphinaSimp: idk why
DonutMan:
Dio: John we got some stuff for camping from the Walmart
SeraphinaSimp: alright good
SeraphinaSimp: we'll go to a hunting store for bows
SeraphinaSimp: Arlo told me you can't have guns
Dio: It was going to be so fun shooting the other campers
DefinitelyCheatingOnBlyke: that's really mean, you shouldn't do that
Dio: I will shoot you with 5 different sniper rifles in stopped time :)
DefinitelyCheatingOnBlyke: you don't have the guts
Degenerate: if a car hits us will it do some stasis botw shit?
SeraphinaSimp: I think so
SeraphinaSimp: freeze the rv sera
Dio: za
Dio: warudo
SeraphinaSimp: 💀
Dio: bang
Dio: bang
Dio: bang
Dio: bang
Dio: bang
SeraphinaSimp: bang
Dio: not in the rv
five gunshots later
SeraphinaSimp: and she's dead again
DonutMan: DOC PLEASE HEAL HER
Doc: did you just ask me to heal a girl with 5 bullets in her fucking chest?
DonutMan: I-
Doc: WHAT THE FUCK AM I?
Doc: I'M NOT EVEN A CERTIFIED DOCTOR, MUCH LESS A FUCKING NECROMANCER!
Leilah: no need to get all riled up, darling
Dio: save the cute talk for your dms like damn
SeraphinaSimp: yo guys wanna stop by cold stone
Degenerate: coldrock?
SeraphinaSimp: fuck you
Degenerate: no like seriously it's coldrock
Degenerate:
SeraphinaSimp: I'm about to nuke Australia
Dio: crikey
Degenerate: sera being racist
Dio: fuck did you just call me?
Degenerate: Uh
Degenerate: sera, why?
Dio: za warudo
Dio: I'll end your life with this knife in my stopped time
Dio: muda
Dio: time has begun to move again
DonutMan: great now Isen's dead
SeraphinaSimp: only I get to call her sera
SeraphinaSimp: bitches
DonutMan: yes sir sorry sir
SeraphinaSimp: clean the rv windows
SeraphinaSimp: or you'll sleep outside the tent
DonutMan: yes master
Dio: only I get to call John that
Dio: fuck you
Dio: za warudo
Dio: time has begun to move again
Gay Fortune Teller: Would you stop killing everyone?
Dio: but it's fun
Gay Fortune Teller: The stench of fresh blood is nothing near enjoyable.
SeraphinaSimp: fine I'll clean the windows and revive them
Doc: thank god
Leilah: I thought your only goddess was me
Dio has temporarily muted Leilah.
Dio: fuck that bitch
Doc: I can but like in the rv?
Dio:
Dio: fuck you too
2 hours later
SeraphinaSimp: here's the camping store
Dio: oh cool
DefinitelyCheatingOnBlyke: I don't wanna go inside... There are too many violent weapons in there...
DonutMan: Remi the last time we fucked you electrocuted me so the rising of the shield hero would start
Dio: something was rising and it wasn't the shield hero
DonutMan: let's not talk about it please..
DefinitelyCheatingOnBlyke: you enjoyed it though
DonutMan: please mute her
DefinitelyCheatingOnBlyke: come on, you were so loud-
Dio has temporarily muted DefinitelyCheatingOnBlyke.
SeraphinaSimp: stop talking about sex before our group chat gets deleted
Degenerate: I'll get some arrows with fire aspect
SeraphinaSimp: I don't think those exist
Dio: John and I will look for the bows
Femalewithanerection: I'll try to find some camping food
SeraphinaSimp: didn't we discuss this
SeraphinaSimp: only food we eat is wild animals
SeraphinaSimp: so eat while we're on the trip there
Femalewithanerection: I'll go look for a new pocket knife
SeraphinaSimp: with how many hoodies you have I thought you would've had a whole collection
Femalewithanerection:
DonutMan: didn't have to do her like that bro damn 💀
SeraphinaSimp: out of line but not wrong
Femalewithanerection: it's hard when you live with Isen 😭
SeraphinaSimp: YOU LIVE WITH HIM?
Femalewithanerection: you didn't know?
DonutMan: Isen what the fuck?
Degenerate: oh a while back we moved into an apartment off campus together
DonutMan: ...who's dorm have I been sleeping in?
Gay Fortune Teller: Mine.
DonutMan: ...I'm so sorry
Gay Fortune Teller: I don't even know how you mistook it, he lived on Floor 2 and I live on Floor 6.
DonutMan:
Gay Fortune Teller: You snore.
Gay Fortune Teller: Horribly.
Gay Fortune Teller: Sometimes I kicked you out into the hall.
DonutMan: and I never fucking noticed? 😭
Gay Fortune Teller: On your last Intelligence Quotient Test, you scored 53. I felt bad, so I let you stay in my room.
SeraphinaSimp: can we talk about the fact that Isen's actually managed to sleep with a girl
SeraphinaSimp: like bro this is Isen
SeraphinaSimp: bro got anti rizz or some shit
Femalewithanerection: Isen got a 36 on his last IQ test
Femalewithanerection: I also felt bad which is why I dated him
Femalewithanerection: additionally, 36 is also the amount of seconds he lasts
Degenerate:
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Isen is searching for a nearby cliff
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