After bringing my great-grandson to the cute baby variety show, I became popular

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Chapter 11

    Yue Xingzhou woke up.

    An uncontrollable anger gushed out of his heart, before his mind cleared up, his hands clenched into fists, and he wanted to throw off the thin quilt on his body.

    However... Before he could do anything, the sixth sense in his body instinctively stopped him.

    Yue Xingzhou slowly opened his eyes, and at a glance he saw Yue Lan's little face very close at hand.

    Yue Lan was looking at him expressionlessly, not speaking.

    Yue Xingzhou: What kind of nightmare scene is this?

    He moved faster than he thought, lifted the quilt directly, covered his head, pretended not to see it, and turned over.

    Barrage:

    [? You agreed to wake up and get angry, so you haven't woken up yet? ]

    [I don't believe he hasn't woken up yet for this turning over, it's like I was lying in bed when my mother woke me up in the morning, I was laughed at. ]

    [No, why did you get up angry after talking about it for so long? 】

    Yue Lan stared at the half-covered back of Yue Xingzhou's head, and raised the corners of his mouth coldly.

    Her voice was soft and milky, but she said in a serious tone:

    "Aren't you getting up yet?"

    Yue Xingzhou's body under the quilt trembled slightly, he didn't want to get up! It's too early too! Moreover, he wants to resist, now Yue Lan is the four-year-old child, it's almost as good as waking her up by himself!

    He wants to prove with his strength that he has the right to sleep until he wakes up naturally!

    So Yue Xingzhou continued to lie on his head firmly, even though his body was already stiff like an iron plate.

    This is a silent resistance, a small step to get rid of the control of the little ancestor, and it is the first shot to declare war on the feudal family concept! Yue Xingzhou said so silently in his heart, he elevated himself to a tragic level, and he was even moved by himself.

    However, right after, Yue Lan's beautiful milk voice came:

    "Shall I hit you?"

    Yue Xingzhou was shocked and turned around quietly.

    He saw Yue Lan raised her small fist and looked at him with a smile.

    The soft and cute little fleshy fist was still dangling in the air.

    At this moment, Yue Xingzhou recalled a lot, a lot...

    He realized that Yue Lan was so young, even if she beat herself internally, no one would believe that he was the victim.

    He remembered that his father and his manager were still standing behind Yue Lan.

    He even thought that this was recording a program, and Yue Lan probably wouldn't hit him, but what if there was no monitoring time at night? Who can guarantee their own safety?

    The more Xingzhou thought about it, the more frightened he became, and he jumped out of the blanket with a "wow".

    "Okay, okay! I'll get up, I'll get up right away!"

    He jumped off the kang, put on his slippers, and quickly ran towards the bathroom, before disappearing in a flash.

    Leaving Yue Lan alone by the kang.

    She was unscathed, with a cheerful and relaxed expression.

    After the barrage fell silent, someone finally spoke up:

    【This... is... the frightening male star you're talking about? ]

    [If this level is also called getting up, then I usually get up, shouldn't it be called getting up tsunami? 】

    【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. For the burden of his idol, he finally overcame the problem of getting up, my family is a star! 】

    【Baby Lanlan is so obedient and cute, you are killing me with your little punches, you little meaty hands, hit me, I can bear it! 】

    If Yue Xingzhou sees this barrage, he will definitely say: No, no, you can't stand it, and I can't stand it either.

    Putting away his small fists, Yue Lan happily walked out of the room, and shouted to the bathroom:

    "Hurry up, you still have to do morning exercises!"

    Yue Xingzhou answered "Oh" lazily, and Yue Lan happily hummed a little tune, and went out to wander around the small yard.

    The small yard has not been taken care of for a long time, and weeds are everywhere, except for a few bricks thrown on the ground, there is almost nowhere to go.

    Yue Lan stood on the brick and looked at it for a while, and found that Yue Xingzhou came out after washing.

    At this time, the cameraman of the program group hadn't come yet, and didn't follow up with the filming. Only a few cameras set up in the yard and the door were filming.

    Yue Lan stepped forward and said to Yue Xingzhou:

    "I remember, according to your exercise schedule, you should do morning exercises!"

    Yue Xingzhou spread his hands and sat on the ponytail:

    "I don't have any equipment. Forget about it today, let's take a break and wait for the program team to send out tasks..."

    Yue Lan stared seriously, shaking his head and said,

    "The teacher said, you can't be lazy in your morning exercises. You have to persevere and work hard in order to have a good performance." Body, otherwise you will not grow taller! You will also be muddy!"

    Yue Xingzhou paled:

    "..."

    Such a cruel curse.

    Yue Lan tugged at the hem of his clothes again, his eyes sparkling:

    "If you don't want to be alone, I will accompany you."

    Yue Xingzhou's heart was agitated, it was false to accompany me, but it was true to stare at me and not allow me to touch fish!

    But what can he do, he can only nod aggrievedly:

    "That's all right."

    The barrage is completely the opposite:

    [Ah, ah, Lanlan baby is so cute, the way she shakes her head is so cute]

    [Baby said it well] right! It's time for morning exercise! How can you not maintain your figure when you are a star! It will really be muddy! 】

    [Such a cute baby accompanies me to practice in the morning, even if I die here today, it's worth it! 】

    Two people, one big and one small, stood in the yard and started their morning exercises.

    Yue Xingzhou held up an old-fashioned wooden chair with his left and right hands, straddled his horse, and used the two chairs as barbells to exercise with his teeth grinning.

    Yue Lan also held two bottles of sponsor's drinks in his left and right hands, and also raised the drinks bottles in a stride.

    She was still frowning, making "hey hey hey hey", her mouth puffed up from time to time, and she seemed to be working hard.

    Barrage:

    [Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, baby Put it down and stop practicing, baby]

    [Two people exercising together are so cute, is this high-quality parent-child interaction, I love it! ]

    [That is to say, we, Lan Lan, worked too hard than Yue Xingzhou! You see he was silent by the side, we Lan Lan tried to speak out again, puffed up our mouths, our little faces were flushed! Yue Xingzhou, you can practice by yourself, ask your children to accompany you, this is too stupid! ]

    [Yes, yes, yes! Lanlan will accompany you for a while and just relax, it's been two minutes, my baby is going to be exhausted! 】

    Whether you are a fan of Yue Xingzhou or not, seeing how the big and small are exercising together at this moment, I can't help but start to feel sorry for Lanlan. A small meaty arm like a lotus root joint should be free, so it is not suitable for weightlifting!

    Soon, the follow-up video and the director of the program group came.

    The director has seen the barrage, and when he came here, the first sentence was:

    "Let Lanlan take a break!"

    Yue Lan:

    "Huh? I don't need to rest!"

    With a chair next to him, his face was covered with sweat Yue Xingzhou:

    "Hello? I, I need to rest!"

    Yue Lan turned his face:

    "It's not time for you yet."

    Yue Xingzhou choked speechlessly.

    The drink bottle in Yue Lan's hand was taken away by the director, who pushed her down on the ponytail involuntarily and sat down:

    "Son, take a rest, don't get tired! Just watch him exercise!"

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "?"

    He was so tired that he couldn't even make a sound! And his powerful little ancestor is not tired at all! Why didn't anyone see it? She didn't even break out of sweat, and her blushing was because her skin was too tender and was blown out by the wind!

    On the other side, Yue Lan sat on the mat, holding a drink bottle, and gently unscrewed the drink.

    When they came here, the director team took away all the edible things in the luggage. It can be said that the sponsor's children's drinks are their only living supplies.

    Yue Lan took a sip by himself, smacked his lips, and said obediently:

    "It's delicious, the children will like it, I suggest everyone to buy it."

    The director couldn't help laughing, he will bring the goods at such a young age, the sponsors will see Must be very happy.

    The bullet screen is also filled with comments of "so cute" and "I bought it".

    Yue Lan glanced at his child's watch again:

    "Okay, it's time, Xing Xing, you can rest for five minutes!"

    Yue Xingzhou immediately threw the chair, collapsed on the threshold and looked up at the sky.

    He is so bitter, he is really bitter, he should never have brought this ancestor home from the very beginning...

    He was so hot that something cool suddenly stuck to his cheek.

    Turning around, it was Yue Lan who was smiling at him, holding a bottle of drink and sticking it to his face to help him cool down.

    Yue Xingzhou took the drink and tried to unscrew the lid, but found that the lid had already been unscrewed, and he took it off easily.

    He looked at Yue Lan in surprise, and seeing his cute, chubby-faced grandma smiled slightly, and said,

    "I screwed it up, drink it quickly.

    " He drank it all in one gulp, and then said:

    "It's very sweet and delicious."

    The audience:

    [Ah, ah, ah, buy it! ! ! Order two boxes now! ! ! ]

    [Hey, how can there be such a caring child like Lan Lan, who twists the bottle cap first when handing drinks, so smart! 】

    【My god...how can He De, Yue Xingzhou, have such a caring daughter? I'm jealous! 】

Chapter 12

    After resting for five minutes, Yue Xingzhou stood up again and continued to lift weights on horseback until he completed his task.

    Because the director refused to let him, Yue Lan didn't accompany him anymore, but threw a cold towel for him and hung it around his neck, and helped him wipe his sweat and pass him drinks from time to time.

    After the exercise was over, Yue Xingzhou found that he was in a good mood.

    He wiped his neck with a towel while listening to the assignment of tasks by the director team.

    The director said:

    "Your start-up capital is 50 yuan, and you need to live here for a week. You need to use this money to go to the town to exchange supplies, and you can also use your personal talents to make money, and you can communicate with other families independently. Will we Regularly release side missions, I hope parents and babies will spend a meaningful time here~"

    After finishing speaking, before Yue Xingzhou questioned, the director put down a fifty-yuan bill and a map of the town, and wiped the soles of his feet with oil up.

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "Isn't it? What about the vacation and fun parent-child variety show?"

    He came here yesterday and wanted to ask. The house in this area doesn't look like a tourist resort!

    It turned out that they had tricked themselves and their grandma in with a travel and vacation planning book, but they ended up following the hardcore survival route.

    Yue Xingzhou slapped his thigh fiercely:

    "This is a scam! An absolute scam! I won't be coming next week!"

    He was so angry that he drank another bottle of drink, but fortunately, there is unlimited supply of drinks.

    However, as soon as he finished his drink, there was a "gurgling" sound of hunger in his stomach.

    Yue Xingzhou: Embarrassed.

    Yue Lan looked up at the side, rubbing his belly, with a pitiful expression:

    "Xing Xing, I'm hungry."

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "Me too."

    The two looked at each other.

    [It's very similar to the conversation between me and my dad paralyzed at home hahahaha]

    [This tacit understanding, tsk tsk, I'm not a father and daughter, I'm going to work on my head! ]

    [... The upstairs is a ruthless person, but I'm still a brother and sister, this conversation is like my brother and I's daily life]

    There are only fifty yuan, and there is no next meal after eating, what should I do?

    Yue Lan frowned, rubbed his stomach and thought for a long time, and suddenly his eyes lit up:

    "I have a solution!"

    "What solution?"

    Yue Xingzhou stood up.

    "Come with me."

    Yue Lan got up, wiped off the dust on his body with his small hands, and ran towards the kitchen in the side room.

    Wearing a lacy pink top and white slacks, she looks like a bright flower as she runs through the weedy yard.

    Following the photo shoot, I quickly took a long shot. The cute little girl with a high ponytail ran through the weeds under the morning light, bouncing around and pink and tender, free and happy.

    Even Yue Xingzhou forgot that he was hungry, and was a little dazed watching.

    The audience was even more intoxicated, all kinds of exclamation points piled up on the screen like money.

    [Blue Sapphire is too sweet, I'm gone! 】

    【It's so cute, woo woo woo rolls on the ground like a candy, I'll eat ten of them in one bite! 】

    【How can you not love such an obedient and cute little baby! Pet me! Pet to death! ! ! 】

    And such a cute little girl, like candy and flower, ran into the dark kitchen, and dragged out a dirty sack after a while, which was in stark contrast.

    "Come help, Xing Xing!"

    Yue Lan dragged and tugged at the sack, dragged it out of the kitchen, and put it on the ground.

    The camera went over to take a picture, and found that it was a fertilizer bag, the package was opened, and it was filled with golden corn kernels.

    Yue Xingzhou walked over, his eyes lit up:

    "You mean, we use this for cooking? But what can corn kernels be used for? Pine kernel corn? I don't like to eat this."

    Yue Lan almost couldn't hide his speechlessness , she tried her best to make her expression look more like a child, coughed twice before saying: "I heard from the teacher that many people in the past had no money and just traded things for food. We can try     it

    too."

Xingzhou thought about it, and this is also a solution. So he reached over and tried to grab the bag, only to find that...he couldn't grab it.

    No, Yue Lan was able to drag it just now, he must not admit defeat!

    Yue Xingzhou secretly gritted his teeth, exerted all his strength, wrapped the mouth of the sack around his wrist twice, his biceps bulged out, and finally... dragged the sack.

    However, after only dragging half of the yard, he staggered, let go of the sack, and took two steps forward by himself, and was about to fall to his knees and eat shit like a dog.

    In the next second, he was supported by two small arms.

    The little Yue Lan stood in front of him, raised his arms, supporting him like the king of Tota.

    This scene is shocking.

    The soft, waxy and cute little girl with only three heads supported a man who was more than 1.8 meters tall, and she lasted for several seconds!

    Yue Xingzhou was shocked, and quickly said softly:

    "Be careful!"

    He was reminding the little ancestor not to let everyone discover her true identity.

    Yue Lan saw that he was able to stand firmly, so he let go of his hands, rubbed his wrists, and pretended to exhale a big breath: "

    Oh, oh, you are too heavy, eat less in the future, you will crush me to death!"

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "..."

    What else could he say, he could only say in a low voice:

    "Thank you, Lanlan."

    Yue Lan pinched his arms and said innocently,

    "Xingxing, why aren't your abs hard at all? Do you need to practice again?" Practicing? Besides, you can’t even lift such a small amount of corn, is that what people say, you’re weak?”

    Yue Xingzhou:

    “...don’t learn some random words!”

    The audience watching the whole process:

    【Just now! Have you all seen that baby Lanlan can support a person as big as Yue Xingzhou? Is she overstretched? 】

    【Lanlan is so strong, she's only this big, and she's so strong? Whose inheritance is this? 】

    【Hahahahahahaha Yue Xingzhou is weak! ! ! Killing me! ! ! Maybe it's because his body is too weak, and his weight is actually very light, so he can't lift the corn, and he is so light that even a child can withstand it, die of laughter! ! ! ]

    [Is that so...? But no matter how light an adult man can be, how light can he be? Is our Lan Lan actually a child of Dali? Can't tell! ]

    [I rushed to Weibo to create a topic #越星洲身虚# Hahahaha! Sit and wait for the soaring hot search hahahaha! 】

    Because Yue Xingzhou's weak body problem attracted more attention, no one cared about Yue Lan's abnormal strongman behavior this time, at most some people praised him: Lan Lan seems to be quite strong, strong! solid!

    Finally, after some tidying up, they took out a small part of a sack of corn to exchange for grain.

    Yue Xingzhou carried two big bags of corn, and Yue Lan carried a small bag, and the two set foot on the road to the town.

    Fortunately, there is a map, and the road is not far away. After walking about a few hundred meters, I arrived at the main street of the town.

    The road was filled with the smell of food, and the owner of the roadside stall saw a camera and greeted him more enthusiastically:

    "Freshly baked meat buns, there is still a cage left, if you don't buy it, it will be gone!" "

    Delicious watermelon, one yuan a catty, sweeter than first love!

    " Come!"

    Yue Lan concentrated on looking at the grain and oil store, finally found one, and shouted happily:

    "There is a grain and oil store here!"

    But no one answered her.

    Yue Lan turned his head and saw that Yue Xingzhou, who was still beside him just now, put two bags of corn on the ground, but he disappeared.

    【ah? Throwing a child down, the adults ran away, did Yue Xingzhou have a hole in his head? 】

    【Fuck, I can't take it anymore, my baby Lanlan will be fine! Spicy chicken Yue Xingzhou can't bring a baby, so get out, how can he throw the child here! 】

    Yue Lan frowned tightly. How can this kid do this? Don't know when shopping, children must follow adults closely!

    Her thoughts matched those of everyone in the barrage, but unfortunately the child mentioned in the barrage was herself, while the child she mentioned was Yue Xingzhou, their identities were completely switched.

    Yue Lan put his hands on his waist, stood where he was, and waited angrily. When Yue Xingzhou comes back, she must teach this disobedient great-grandson a lesson!

    【Who can bring Yue Xingzhou back and give him a beating? It's really too big-hearted to bring up a child like this. Who the hell is this!? ]

    [Fortunately, there is a camera following Lanlan, and won't let Lanlan get lost... It's also lucky that Lanlan baby is smart and cute... Is Lanlan angry? I was very angry when I saw her expressions and actions, she was so cute...]

    [Anyway, Yue Xingzhou came back and knelt down to Lan Lanbao to apologize to me! 】

    After waiting for quite a while, Yue Lan finally saw that her great-grandson was tall and thin, so handsome that he seemed to be wearing a beauty filter at any time, walking over from the crowd.

Chapter 13

    "Where have you gone!"

    Yue Lan slammed his head and face, but instead yelled at Yue Xingzhou.

    Yue Lan didn't wait for an answer, and said aggressively:

    "Don't you know that it's dangerous for a child to go shopping alone! If you lose it, how can I explain to your father! Your father never taught you to go to strange places. Do you want to keep up with your lord!"

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "...I can't, I'm already this old, I won't lose it."

    The audience in the barrage was furious:

    [You are sick, Yue Xingzhou! What do you mean, don't you care about Lan Lan's life or death? You only care about yourself? Who cares if you lose it, we are afraid that Lanlan will lose it, okay? ]

    [Yes, this is really... I am really speechless to Yue Xingzhou, how can there be such a person who doesn't care about children at all! 】

    After hearing this, Yue Lan really got even more angry. Just as he was about to speak, his stomach suddenly gurgled, completely ruining the atmosphere.

    At this moment, two steaming meat buns were handed to her.

    She looked up at Yue Xingzhou in surprise, and found that he only had these two buns in his hands and nothing else.

    Yue Xingzhou had a serious face, and there was a bit of grievance in his voice:

    "Both are for you, you are too young, you have to eat on time, anyway, I don't eat breakfast."

    Yue Lan's unspoken lesson was blocked At the throat:

    "..."

    The audience who was still passionately insulting just now:

    [...]

    [It turned out that he was thinking of Lan Lan Bao...]

    [Hmm... this bun looks delicious... 】

    Yue Xingzhou saw that she didn't answer, and said:

    "Before I leave, please ask Brother Camera to watch over you. I only spent two yuan. Eat quickly, you still have a lot of money. I don't want to leave you to play by myself, so don't scold me."

    Yue Xingzhou's eyes were originally deep, but at this moment, he was aggrieved and turned into a dog's eyes, making it impossible to get angry at all.

    [Fuck...the dog eyes, the aggrieved tone...I'm sorry I scolded you just now, I apologize! Stop looking at me like that! ]

    [It turns out that he is not so unreliable, he also knows how to find a camera to watch the child, knows how to buy breakfast for the child, and would rather be hungry, who is so moved, it turned out to be me...] Yue Lan looked at her

    pitifully After all, her great-grandson softened her heart:

    "...well, let's not be an example."

    She took the steaming steamed stuffed bun, and the steam hit her face, which also reminded her of many memories of Yunyan in the past.

    She quickly ate one bun, and insisted on giving Yue Xingzhou another bun, but Yue Xingzhou refused, so she said with a stern face, "Why? You didn't listen to me, did you?"

    Yue

    Xingzhou : Weak and pitiful.jpg, can only accept gifts from grandma.

    After eating the steamed stuffed buns, their bodies were filled with heat. The two went into the grain and oil store to exchange for food, but the owner told them that their corn supply was too small, so they could exchange it. It was a big business on his side, so it was not convenient to exchange.

    "Let me tell you, you go to the proprietress of Shanshan's store, she is very nice, she will give you a replacement. And she likes to eat popcorn, hehe." Yue Lan said loudly: "Thank you! I wish you

    and

    Shanshan Auntie is living a happy life!"

    The old shopkeeper blushed:

    "Hey, how did you see it?"

    Yue Lan laughed:

    "Intuition!"

    Turning a street, the two came to Shanshan store. They heard that it was introduced by the owner of the grain and oil store. Sure enough, the pungent and hearty proprietress gave them a suitable amount of rice without saying a word, enough for them to eat for three days. .

    Walking on the road with a bag of rice, Yue Xingzhou couldn't hold back his curiosity:

    "How do you know that the shop owner has something to do with this Shanshan?"

    The barrage was also full of crazy curiosity:

    [Yes, yes! Please reveal the secret! I was really shocked when Lan Lan said this! 】

    Yue Lan said:

    "He has a plastic bag from Shanshan's store on the counter, and there are pink cartoon stickers on the apron he is wearing. It should be posted by either Shanshan or his daughter. And when he mentioned Shanshan's store, , and immediately beamed, she obviously likes this Shanshan very much. She should be a happy couple!"

    [Ah, what is this? Is Lanlan's reasoning ability a detective? Conan Benan? ]

    [Children observe the world from a different perspective sometimes! So smart my blue sapphire! Grabbing it is a big mouthful of kisses! 】

    Yue Xingzhou was shocked:

    "Damn, you're so good."

    Yue Lan waved his hand lightly:

    "You can't even see this, you deserve it."

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "..."

    Personal attacks are prohibited!

    Barrage:

    [ Hahahaha! New topic: #越星洲身身虚不没有相果#]

    [Yue Xingzhou, misery! 】

    The rice is there, and the two of them bought a handful of small green vegetables that cost one yuan, but Yue Xingzhou doesn't know how to cook.

    The program team equipped the kitchen with a rice cooker and an induction cooker, so there is no need for two people to light the fire, but Yue Xingzhou doesn't even know how to use the rice cooker, and even dare not press the button on the induction cooker.

    Yue Lan:

    "Why don't you turn it on?"

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "I'm afraid of fire."

    Yue Lan was speechless, even she who passed through it a hundred years ago knew that the induction cooker would not have fire.

    Helpless, she could only direct Yue Xingzhou to wash the rice.

    As a result, Yue Xingzhou went out to find the faucet with the rice in his hand, and didn't come back for a long time.

    Yue Lan picked the vegetables in the house, waiting for no one.

    She went out on short legs, and when she saw Yue Xingzhou squatting by the pool, she buried her head very seriously, not knowing what she was doing.

    She walked over quietly, stood on the haystack, and looked up.

    I saw... Yue Xingzhou was pinching the rice one by one and washing it carefully under the faucet.

    He also washed himself so that his head was covered with sweat, and from time to time he couldn't hold the rice grains and fell into the pool, and he would regretfully say "oops".

    The audience followed Yue Lan's perspective and almost died laughing at this scene:

    [Fuck, hahahahaha! Tell him to wash the rice, but he really does it so seriously hahahahaha! ]

    [Oh my god, it's the first time in my life that I see someone who can't even wash rice, isn't she so stupid hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)

    [Yue Xingzhou has no partner and can't wash rice! ! ! waste! ! ! 】

    Yue Xingzhou was washing, suddenly felt a chill behind his back, turned his head, and met Yue Lan's eyes.

    Yue Lan:

    "...What are you doing?"

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "Wash, wash the rice."

    Yue Lan:

    "Are you washing the rice or scaring the rice?"

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "...ah."

    Yue Lan directed him:

    "Fill the bowl with water, soak the rice in it, stir it with chopsticks and then pour out the water. Who washes the rice like this? You can still eat it in this life. Food?"

    [Should I say it or not, the way Lanlan lectures Yue Xingzhou is like a mother admonishing her son hahahaha! ]

    [It's like a grandma teaching a grandson who can't work when he comes back from the city! I really have the illusion that Lan Lan is his grandma. 】

Chapter 14

    Yue Xingzhou suddenly realized:

    "Oh, so it is like this!"

    He followed the instructions, obediently washed the rice, took it into the kitchen, poured it into the rice cooker, and was about to turn on the fire.

    Yue Lan slapped his hand off, becoming even more speechless:     "

    Add water!"

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "Oh!"

When his complexion improved, he dared to stop.

    In fact, things like rice cookers can be figured out by looking at the buttons on it more. Yue Xingzhou pressed the cooking button, and finally nothing went wrong.

    Because Yue Xingzhou doesn’t know how to stir-fry vegetables, and Yue Lan is too small to hold a spatula. According to Yue Lan’s instructions, Yue Xingzhou boiled the vegetables for a while, took them out and added some oil and salt, and it became the only dish. .

    The two of them were sitting on a small table, facing a dish of dark, tasteless boiled vegetables, and eating sticky rice with too much water added.

    Yue Lan sacrificed his face bravely, planed the rice clean, ate half of the vegetables, and pushed the rest towards Yue Xingzhou.

    "Xing Xing, from now on, you can't let me eat these things every day, can you?"

    Yue Xingzhou said vaguely,

    "It's just that I only cook twice on the show, and there will be takeaway when I go home..."

    Yue Lan's chopsticks "slapped" As soon as it was released, Yue Xingzhou was shocked.

    "Starting in the afternoon, I will add a culinary skill training to the training list, which is not negotiable! This is the ability to live independently, you can use it, but you must learn it!" The little girl's delicate face showed

    an adult-like majesty. It's against harmony, and it's really cute.

    Audience:

    【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The blue baby is also so cute when he trains people! 】

    【Does anyone think she's a bit too mature like this... Yue Xingzhou is her father, she manages her like this? ]

    [It seems that the relationship has not been revealed all the time, what if it is not a father but a brother and sister, the cute and cute girl teaches the stupid brother, so cute! 】

    What else can Yue Xingzhou do, he can only agree aggrievedly.

    But Yue Lan alone is not enough to learn cooking skills. There are no ingredients or teaching materials here.

    Yue Lan thought about it, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he asked the photographer:

    "Can we go to other people's homes freely?"

    The photographer nodded and said yes, and Yue Lan said with a smile:

    "That's great, this afternoon , let’s go to other people’s homes to observe how they cook!”

    Yue Xingzhou’s eyes lit up:

    “Is it allowed to eat at other people’s homes!”

    Yue Lan and the photographer said at the same time:

    “No!”

    Yue Xingzhou :

    "..."

    Yue Lan said again:

    "Our teacher said that a good child should not be greedy for others. We have to bring a meeting gift, so we are a good child!"

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "..."

    She does not exist Why is my teacher so annoying!

    On the map given to them by the program group, there are the addresses of each family and the names of the adults. Yue Xingzhou picked around inside and decided to go to Wang Yufei's house.

    Wang Yufei, whom he had met at an event before, was a veteran actress in her thirties, who seemed to be very good at cooking and smart.

    What about the meeting ceremony?

    Yue Lan pulled out a large handful of fluffy dogtail grass from the yard, and handed it to Yue Xingzhou:

    "I'll teach you, you do the meeting ceremony with me."

    In order to make the meeting ceremony, Yue Xingzhou didn't need to exercise in the afternoon, and the two sat on the threshold, one big and one small, seriously competing with the dog's tail grass in their hands , the picture is warm and sweet.

    With nimble fingers, Yue Lan quickly made a lifelike little rabbit.

    Yue Xingzhou didn't even understand it, and shouted:

    "Wait, show me the slow motion!"

    Yue Lan folded another rabbit, this time slowing down a lot, Yue Xingzhou followed her steps, Bend your dog's tail grass... click, it broke.

    Yue Lan's cheeks were swollen with anger:

    "Hey, Xing Xing is a big idiot!"

    Yue Xingzhou rubbed his head and smiled awkwardly:

    "Hey, please do it again, I beg you..."

    When the words reached his lips, he retracted went.

    I feel...it's really shameful to call out the title "Grandma Grandma" on the show!

    Their relationship can last as long as it can, preferably beyond this week.

    He would rather let netizens guess that he has a daughter than let everyone know that he has such a young grandma who takes care of him!

    Audience:

    [What is he going to say? Please, what did you say after that? ]

    [Why do I sound like "ancestor", do you want to say ancestor? What's the deal with their relationship? ]

    [Is it the feeling of a father calling his daughter "my little ancestor"? It doesn't feel like it! ]

    [In short, look forward to the moment when the relationship is revealed! ]

    Yue Lan taught him a few more times, and Yue Xingzhou finally made a crooked little rabbit:

    "Yeah! I'm still very good!"

    Yue Lan gave him a white look:

    "I've done so much, you're only one, you're not even as good as a four-year-old child, what are you doing! You idiot Xingxing!"

    Yue Xingzhou misfired, and went to pull a bunch of dog's tail grass to continue working.

    After the two made a lot of little rabbits, Yue Lan found a small bamboo basket in the kitchen, put the little rabbits in it, and picked a few flowers as decorations, it looked like a gift.

    The two headed towards Wang Yufei's house with a small basket.

    At this time, every family is preparing dinner, the smoke is billowing, and the two people are walking on the road in the unique smoke of the countryside, talking and laughing from time to time. They look like a very harmonious and delicate father and daughter.

    Wang Yufei's house is that small milky white bungalow. When she heard someone knocking on the door, Wang Yufei came to open the door. Her gaze was fixed on Yue Lan and she couldn't take it out: "Oh, whose little fairy is here! Come in, come in!

    " !"

    Yue Lan raised the little basket to her chest, spoke crisply and sweetly, and smiled with her eyes bent: "

    Hello, Aunt Wang, this is our greeting gift for you and the children, I hope you like it."

    Seeing Wang Yufei I was so happy that I got such a cute little girl and such a beautiful little gift, I didn’t know what to do, so I quickly took the little flower basket: “Okay,

    auntie likes it, I like it so much! This is made by you and your father together It’s so beautiful!”

    She turned her head and shouted into the room:

    “Lucky, there’s a guest here, a little sister is looking for you to play with!”

    Yue Lan frowned when she heard her say “your daddy”, and opened his mouth to open his mouth. She retorted, but Wang Yufei pulled her into the room, and then asked her daughter Lucky to come over to play with her. She really missed the opportunity to speak, so she had to temporarily suppress the explanation.

    Wang Yufei pulled the two little girls to sit on the sofa, hurriedly brought over the sponsor's drinks, and circled around the little girls.

    At this time, there was another knock on the door.

    Wang Yufei:

    "Hey? Why is someone here again?"

    She came to the door and opened it.

    Yue Xingzhou stood at the door with a dark face.

    Wang Yufei:

    "...Ah, I'm sorry! Fast forward, I accidentally forgot you just now, I'm sorry!"

    Yue Xingzhou sighed as he entered the door:

    "Oh,

    forget it. " Did he, everyone is like this, he has long been used to it.

    Barrage:

    [Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I spit out my drink, I just forgot the child's father at the door! 】

    【Our Yufei is like this, she can't walk when she sees a cute child, everyone forgive me! After all, if I saw Lanlan, I would also forget about the handsome guy hahahahaha! 】

    After the two explained their intentions, Wang Yufei said that there was no problem at all, and immediately pulled them enthusiastically into the kitchen.

    Looking at the bright and clean, beautiful and exquisite kitchen, Yue Xingzhou asked sourly:

    "Did your daughter choose this house? Your daughter really knows how to choose it."

    Wang Yufei:

    "Haha, yes, my daughter likes this kind of princess style. I heard that you chose a house with average conditions? Did your daughter also choose it?"

    Before Yue Xingzhou could speak, his hand was grabbed by Yue Lan's little hand.

    He had no choice but to bite the bullet and say,

    "That...she, she's not my daughter."

    The bullet screen was shocked:

    [Fuck! ! ! ! It's not father and daughter? ? ? 】

    【What is that, brother and sister? Victory for the Sibling Party! ! ! ]

    [Is it going to be revealed? I'm so excited. What's the relationship! 】

    Wang Yufei's eyes widened in surprise:

    "Ah? Then you are..."

    Yue Xingzhou didn't want to say, but looked down at Yue Lan who was glaring at him, but he had to say:

    "It's just... that kind of distant relationship ..."

    Yue Lan straightened it out, and said loudly:

    "Auntie, I am Xing Xing's grandma!"

    Wang Yufei:

    "...Huh?"

    Yue Lan proudly puffed out her chest: "     He

    is my great-grandson!"

Scene:

    [...Father-daughter party and brother-sister party both lose! ! ]

    [Absolutely, I have exhausted my brain cells and never thought it would be this kind of relationship! ]

    [ oh oh oh oh my god! Grandma and great-grandson! Program team, you really know how to play! 】

    【...It feels like Yue Xingzhou is about to dig a hole in the ground. 】

Chapter 15

    "Great...grandson..."

    Wang Yufei turned her head with a stiff neck, and cast a proving look at Yue Xingzhou.

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "..."

    He clenched his hands into fists, his ears turned red from embarrassment, his chest felt like a big stone was being pressed, and he was so uncomfortable that he couldn't breathe.

    So embarrassing! It's even more embarrassing than dancing square dance on stage when he first debuted!

    Yue Xingzhou took a deep breath, he couldn't say a word at the scene of the death.

    Yue Lan still looked up at him, pulled his hand, and said crisply:

    "Xing Xing, call Grandma Grandma.

    " ! Hurry up, hurry up! Grandma orders you! ]

    [Mom, grandma, ancestor, ah ah ah ah ah, let me call me such a small child ancestor, I explode in place! Toe pick out the castle! ]

    [But this grandma is so cute, I want to have such a cute grandma too! 】

    Yue Xingzhou managed to hold back a sentence:

    "...I won't call you!"

    Yue Lan giggled:

    "Then I'll call you, dear great-grandson!"

    Yue Xingzhou habitually agreed with "Yes", and then He reacted with wide-eyed eyes, turned around and ran out in a collapse.

    Yue Lan smiled at Wang Yufei:

    "I can't help it, my good great-grandson is more likely to be shy."

    [The corners of my mouth are flying to the sky! What the hell is my great-grandson! 】

    【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha easy to be shy hahahahahahahahaha! ! ! ! ]

    [Hello, your good great-grandson couldn't bear the death anymore and fled the scene hahahaha! 】

    Wang Yufei suddenly felt that the little girl in front of her was much taller, and she also called out:

    "Ah, ah...well, Grandma, you...you..."

    She thought for a while before asking:

    "Are you a senior?" Huh?"

    Yue Lan nodded:

    "Of course."

    Wang Yufei:

    "Ah...then grandma, what do you want to eat, I'll make it for you..."

    Yue Lan looked at her suspiciously:

    "We are here to observe and study, no I will eat at your house. And, auntie, why do you call me Grandma Grandma? You can just call me Lanlan!" Wang Yufei breathed a sigh of relief,

    reacted, and smiled shyly:

    "Okay, Lanlan .”

    Yue Lan realized that his good-natured great-grandson was missing, so he went out to look for him.

    Yue Xingzhou sat on the sofa with his head in his hands, unwilling to face the world.

    Yue Lan came over:

    "Great-grandson, let's go to study!"

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "...Please let me calm down, grandma!"

    At this time, Wang Yufei's five-year-old daughter Lucky came over with a little rabbit, blinking her eyes Said:

    "Lanlan, did he call you grandma?"

    Yue Lan nodded.

    Lucky reasoned naturally:

    "I call you Sister Lanlan, so he should also call me Grandma Grandma?"

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "..."

    Why, why Grandma Grandma is still contagious!

    [Hahahaha my god, Yue Xingzhou, you are too miserable! All grandmas! Grandpa! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! ! ! ]

    [I laughed so hard this Lucky, why don't you usually see that you are so smart, do you really want to be someone's grandma hahahahahahahaha! ]

    [Sorry, is this a parent-child show, or a year-end competition for happy comedians? The corners of my mouth are frozen from laughter, what should I do! ]

    Fortunately, Yue Lan stopped Lucky in time, and she said seriously:

    "No, you still call him Uncle Yue. His grandparents, I can only be one."

    Lucky nodded confusedly, and said:

    "Then I will call him Uncle Yue ." Do I want to call you grandma too?"

    Yue Lan shook his head again, solemnly:

    "No, I'm only the grandma of Xingxing in our family."

    Lucky:

    "Oh..."

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "..."

    Why Is he still touched?

    【Grass! Absolutely, the possessive desire from the domineering grandma! ! ! ]

    [I can't stop laughing, this familiar bossy smell is so pampered! Overbearing grandma, I love it! ! ! ]

    [Yue Xingzhou, you can be content, such a cute and well-behaved grandma, I don't want to have it yet! 】

    【Give me a kiss on grandma's little face! Quickly give me a kiss ah ah ah I really want to kiss her to death! 】

    In the end, Yue Xingzhou, under the pressure of the society, followed Wang Yufei in the kitchen to catch up on the usual cooking skills.

    Wang Yufei taught conscientiously. From time to time, she glanced at Yue Lan who was standing beside her with her arms folded, feeling a lot of pressure.

    After all... this is grandma... As she grows older, she naturally feels oppressive towards the younger generation.

    When he finished his studies, Yue Xingzhou took Yue Lan with him and was about to go home.

    Wang Yufei took one of her own small hair clips and gave it to Yue Lan:

    "Well, Lanlan, this is a return gift from your auntie. You and your family... great-grandson... live a good life, and come to see if you have any problems. Me, I will definitely help."

    Yue Lan took the hairpin, thanked him, reached his head with his little hand and wanted to clamp it for himself, but couldn't see it, and groped around.

    When Yue Xingzhou saw it, he took the hair clip and carefully clipped it to her ponytail.

    Yue Lan raised his head and looked at him with a smile:

    "Thank you Xing Xing."

    Wang Yufei also smiled gratifiedly as she watched this scene:

    "Xing Xing is so filial."

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "..."

    Are there any normal people in this world!

    【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I burst out laughing! ! ! 】

    【Yue Xingzhou has a bad temper as promised, isn't he very obedient and filial! 】

    On the way home, brilliant fire clouds hung all over the sky, and Yue Lan pinned a new card, bouncing around happily.

    Yue Xingzhou looked at her back with an extremely complicated expression, and his heart was in a mess.

    For a while I feel embarrassed and uncomfortable, and for a while I feel that it’s better to tell the truth earlier, but if you stretch your head and shrink your head, it’s still a one-shot, at least your mother-fetal single person set up again...Although, mother-fetal single is not a good thing

    !

    In short, because of Yue Lan, he was really good on this show, and his reputation was ruined once.

    After today, there must be scolding and laughing at myself everywhere on the Internet.

    Moreover, today's social death scene will definitely become an indelible embarrassing memory in his life in the future...

    The so-called love and hate are like clouds, only the memory of death is eternal.

    Yue Xingzhou shuffled back to the dilapidated house, began to wash and cook, and made a pot of pretty good vegetable porridge.

    After eating, under Yue Lan's order, Yue Xingzhou ran around the house ten times.

    On the last lap, he was out of breath and collapsed on the grass by the door looking at the stars.

    At this time, the follow-up photographer had already left work, and only the surveillance at the door could capture people.

    Yue Lan handed him a bottle of drink and stuck it on his face, but Yue Xingzhou didn't take it.

    After a while, there was a "plop" sound from the side, and it was Yue Lan lying beside him.

    A small hand reached over and turned off the microphone on his chest. Afterwards, Yue Lan also turned off his own microphone.

    The audience only saw them lying on the grass for a long time and a short time, but they couldn't hear what they were talking about. They were in a hurry, but there was nothing they could do.

    Yue Lan said:

    "Do you really hate me?"

    Yue Xingzhou didn't speak or move, his eyes were wide open, looking at the bright and clear night sky.

    Yue Lan's soft and waxy voice rang in his ears with the evening wind:

    "There is a reason why I am so strict with you. I hope that under my education, you can get rid of the bad future and walk out of your own life. way."

    Yue Xingzhou finally moved his mouth, and he said angrily:

    "Don't you just want me to go home and inherit the family business as my father wants?"

    Yue Lan's voice was surprised:

    "Why do you think so Ah!"

    Yue Xingzhou turned his head and saw a pair of incredible, bright eyes.

    Viet Blue said:

    "I educate you because I hope you will be independent and self-reliant, have your own ideal career, work hard for your ideals, and will not change yourself for anyone or anything! Why do you want you to inherit the family business? Do you think I care about the richest man? The name and the money?"

    She stared at Yue Xingzhou, frowned, and said angrily:

    "Family is called family when relatives are together. Money, fame and wealth are not important, what is important is that my relatives , my great-grandchildren, you must get rid of the wrong fate and live a happy life, this is the purpose of my appearance in your era, do you understand?" Yue Xingzhou opened his mouth, too shocked to

    speak Come on.

    He suddenly discovered that he had never really had a deep conversation with this grandma who appeared out of nowhere, and he didn't know what this grandma wanted to do.

    But now, she took the initiative to say these words, causing Yue Xingzhou's heart to surge.

    He subconsciously asked:

    "You won't stop me from being a star? Don't you think I'm ashamed to be a star?"

    Yue Lan shook his little head like a rattle:

    "Of course not. Everyone has their own ambitions. I support this very much. You let it go." Do it!"

    The corners of Yue Xingzhou's mouth raised uncontrollably.

    He never thought that his little ancestor actually supported him as a star. He always thought that the little ancestor was as old-fashioned as Yue Pengcheng and the others, but now that he thought about it, the little ancestor had obviously helped him a lot, unlike others.

    Regular work and rest, and physical exercise are all things that are more beneficial to him as a star. The little ancestor never really stopped the career he loved, but instead tried to help him and even accompanied him on variety shows.

    Yue Lan continued:

    "Today, do you feel that I'm embarrassing you by calling you great-grandson? If you're really unwilling, then I won't call you that in the future."

    A little disappointed expression appeared on her small face.

    Looking at it, Yue Xingzhou suddenly felt a sense of responsibility. He can't let the little ancestor be so disappointed! What's wrong with being called the great-grandson, he is indeed the great-grandson of the little ancestor, that's right, what's the shame! Some big families still call their newborn grandma, no problem!

    Yue Xingzhou said firmly:

    "It's okay, grandma grandma, you can call me whatever you want! I'm not the kind of glass-hearted person!"

    Yue Lan smiled and patted Yue Xingzhou's head:

    "My great-grandson .”

    Yue Xingzhou:

    “Hey! Grandma Zu!”

    Both of them laughed. Yue Xingzhou thought of something again, and asked Yue Lan:

    "You just said, what kind of bad future, wrong fate, what is that? Do you know what will happen in the future?"

    Yue Lan shook her head, she knew, this This kind of thing is difficult to explain clearly, it is very complicated. What if she made Yue Xingzhou more interested in the original heroine after she said it?

    She only said:

    "You will understand when you meet it. This will be a test for you."

    However, Yue Lan did not expect that this test, which would only appear three months later, would come earlier.

    The original heroine came to this show.

Chapter 16

    The secret conversation between Yue Lan and Yue Xingzhou made the 200,000 or so viewers in the live broadcast room scratch their heads.

    The more they couldn't hear the content, the more they wanted to know what the two of them said. While speculating and reasoning everywhere, they sent the wonderful clip of grandma falling off the horse to the hot search.

    This day and night, the trending searches are simply the world of "Cute Baby Changing", and even more the world of Yue Xingzhou.

    During the day, there was his hot search #越星洲身身无数标#, and netizens flocked to laugh at him:

    [Hahahahahaha finally a celebrity blew himself up after so many years! No wonder his dark circles are so heavy every day hahahaha! ! ]

    [Recommend xx Shenbao to all top-notch people, one box and one course of treatment will definitely work! ]

    [Xing Xing really paid too much in this show, I started to feel sorry for him, he was weak at a young age, what will happen to his married life in the future...] [This

    star is unexpectedly real, his body is weak Everything can be exposed in variety shows. I used to think he was bad, but now it has changed a bit, at least it is true. 】

    【Yue Xingzhou is a single mother, and I am also a single mother. My brother and I are locked up, and go get the certificate immediately! I don't dislike him, I can be self-sufficient! 】

    This trending search has been hanging up throughout the day, and it is extremely lively. Gradually, Yue Xingzhou is talking and laughing, and the reputation has improved a lot.

    And in the evening, another hot search airborne first place: #越星州祖奶奶#, followed by #越星洲是萌娃的大孙##越星洲生物好小##越星洲没有这个很很My daughter##越星洲没有这个很很妹妹#...

    These messy entries instantly attracted the attention of the entire network, and it was rush hour and there were so many people.

    Onlookers who didn't know the truth clicked in, and saw the highlights that were cut from the variety show.

    The beautiful and cute little cute baby puffed up her chest and said to others:

    "I am his grandma!"

    Next to him, Yue Xingzhou completely lost his facial expression management, and the marketing account even magnified his horrific appearance, which was very funny.

    The little cute baby didn't stop, and then said:

    "He is my great-grandson!"

    There was also a surround sound effect here, and the word "great-grandson" echoed continuously, and with Yue Xingzhou's collapsed expression, the audience almost fell silent die laughing.

    Lanlan also called:

    "My great-grandson!"

    Yue Xingzhou's subconscious "ah", was amplified and echoed many times, and he collapsed and fled.

    Then came the part on the sofa, Lanlan went to talk to Yue Xingzhou, Yue Xingzhou called her "Grandma Grandma", and added another little cute baby Lucky's logical explanation, Yue Xingzhou hugged her speechlessly In the head, the miserable background music sounded.

    Everyone who clicked on this video burst into laughter. After watching it for a few seconds, they would stop and laugh, and in the end they laughed so hard that they couldn't even stand up.

    The most pitiful thing is the office workers who accidentally click on it in the office. They have to hold back their laughter, but they can't hold it back. They can only switch to the vibration mode, and their whole body is shaking with laughter.

    Netizens commented frantically under the video:

    [Hahahahahahahaha! ! ! ! This is the craziest laugh I've had this year! ! ! ]

    [I was watching secretly in the office just now, and it didn't kill me, but the colleague next to me was also watching. We looked at each other and almost died laughing! The depression of working overtime is gone, thank you Lanlan! ]

    [The comedy effect is directly full, I didn't expect that it's not father and daughter or brother and sister hahahaha! I was still wondering, how could Yue Xingzhou be so stupid to have such a smart daughter or sister? Now I understand, Lan Lan is so smart, and Yue Xingzhou is a stupid with a genetic mutation! ]

    [He called Grandma Grandma as if I were being called a relative by pressing my head on the New Year's day. 】

    [Who said Yue Xingzhou had a bad temper? I think he is pretty good. Most people must be pissed off when they lose face like this. He just got depressed on the sofa, and the other kid wanted to be his grandma, so he didn't lose his temper. ]

    [That is to say, after watching this variety show, I realized that Yue Xingzhou is really patient with children. I don't understand why he is single? ]

    [Upstairs, have you ever thought that it might be because of... him, body! son! False! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 】

    【Ha ha ha ha, my god, it's even connected to the hot search during the day, I'll forget about you people if you laugh so hard! 】

    【Baby Lanlan is only four years old, so that's how old she is! This is too outrageous, could it be hype, how could there be such a small grandma! ]

    [You don’t understand this, it’s possible that the father is already senior, and it’s normal for the children to be senior as well. There is such a family in our village...] The building gradually became crooked

    . Those cases in the family with older generations and younger ages have a very good acceptance of the fact that Lan Lan is the grandma.

    At the same time, someone mentioned:

    [It seems that this Yue family is really a super big family, so what is the relationship between Yue Jingming and God Pong, and Lan Lan? ]

    [I'm looking forward to it! I still guess that there must be a real father among those two! Otherwise, there's no need to accompany her on the show, right? 】

    【Three father candidates, Yue Xingzhou is the first to be eliminated, hahahaha, is this the idiot idol? 】

    The trending search was full of excitement, the popularity of the whole program increased exponentially, Xiaozu's grandma, Lanlan, also became a starlet, and countless people flocked to the live broadcast room, just wanting to see the fresh and lovely Xiaozu's grandma.

    In the middle of the night, in the hotel suite, a slender and white hand was sliding across the screen.

    The owner of the hand tapped the name of Yue Xingzhou on the hot search twice, and asked in a sweet voice:

    "What you want to do, is it done?"

    The middle-aged woman next to her:

    "It's ready, I can go in two days. But, Lurongrong, why do you insist on going to that show?" The

    young and innocent woman called Lurongrong straightened up, He glanced sharply at the middle-aged woman, who was startled and took a step back.

    Lu Rongrong smiled, but there was no smile in his eyes:

    "Sister Zhang, I don't want you to control me too much, understand?"

    Sister Zhang lowered her eyebrows and narrowed her eyes:

    "It's clear, then I'll go to work."

    Lu Rongrong nodded, smiled and said,

    "Sister Zhang, you are my manager, we must work together in everything."

    Sister Zhang agreed and left in a hurry.

    After walking out of the room, Sister Zhang touched her chest anxiously. I don't know what's going on, but this velvet's temperament has changed a lot since a week ago. She used to be well-behaved and docile, but now she's a little scared...In the room, velvet picked up the phone again, and looked

    at Watching the various popular videos about Yue Xingzhou above, the corners of her full lips slowly curled up.

    She was lucky, transmigrated into her favorite book, and became the heroine. But she didn't want to be as stupid as the original heroine, what she wanted was... to have a harem!

    Anyway, this is the world in the book, and it doesn't matter if you open a harem at will, so why not include all the outstanding male supporting roles? Only the male lead in the original book is a couple for life, how boring.

    This is her first target, the handsome, sharp and silly Yue Xingzhou.

    However, when she first saw Yue Xingzhou brought a child, she thought it was his daughter and hesitated for a few days.

    It turned out that the child was just his grandma.

    Then, she must go online with Yue Xingzhou as soon as possible, first accept one, and then accept her favorite and most anticipated domineering president Yue Jingming, and then bring the pure and shy little milk dog Yue Pengpeng into the harem, when the time comes She is the woman supported by the richest family, hehe...what a bright future.

    Lu Rongrong thought about this and smiled slightly.

    After the secret talk on the lawn, life was much calmer and happier.

    Yue Xingzhou and Yue Lan worked hard together, thinking of various ways to make money or exchange ingredients. They usually cook and eat together, exercise together, and go to the small square in the town to perform together.

    Yue Xingzhou performed hip-hop and sang and danced, and Yue Lan took a pot and knocked and shouted:

    "Look, take a look, the rich will make money..."

    She had seen many street performers in her previous life. A set of speech skills is very proficient, and the small mouth is babbling. Many people really give them money, and some people give them vegetables and eggs as rewards, and they accept them all.

    After working so hard, the two of them soon had no worries about food and drink, so they started the rural experience plan again.

    Yue Lan asked Yue Xingzhou to run around the house every day, and also asked him to work in the fields, weed the grass in the yard, use firewood to tie the fence, and so on.

    Day after day, this dilapidated small courtyard also came back to life, neat and clean.

    Looking at these, Yue Xingzhou suddenly realized the meaning of "creating happiness with labor", and felt that he was so awesome that he could do everything!

    After dinner on Saturday morning, Yue Xingzhou tidied up the fence in the yard, while Yue Lan sat on the threshold and tied his own hair. The atmosphere was peaceful and tranquil.

    At this time, there was a knock on the door of the dilapidated courtyard.

    Yue Lan jumped up:

    "I'll go and open the door!"

    Yue Xingzhou couldn't stop working, and laughed when he heard it:

    "Can you reach the door?"

    Yue Lan tiptoed to open the courtyard door, and when he saw the people outside, his expression suddenly became strange.

    Standing at the door was a pure and beautiful woman wearing a white cotton dress, with fluttering long hair and bright black eyes. She lowered her head, looked at Yue Lan, smiled sweetly, and stretched out her hand: "Hello, Grandma Xiaozu!

    " , I am the life instructor sent by the program group, my name is Lurongrong! Come, let's shake hands!"

    Yue Lan's feet were rooted in place, and he didn't make any movement for a while, his hand was still pressed on the courtyard door.

    This person... isn't the heroine of the original book!

    According to the development of the plot, the heroine of the original book should accidentally fall at a red carpet event at least three months later, and crash into Yue Xingzhou's arms in full view!

    That was their first meeting! At that time, the plot in the book has just begun!

    What's going on now?

    Yue Lan only hesitated for two seconds, and when he realized that there was something wrong with Lu Rongrong's face, he immediately said in a soft voice:

    "The teacher said that you can't shake hands with strangers."

    Lu Rongrong withdrew his hand, smiled brightly, and said kindly:

    "Okay then, no more handshakes. Then can I enter the house?"

    Yue Lan nodded and moved out of the way.

    Lu Rongrong walked into the room with a smile on her skirt, and helped to close the courtyard door again.

    Yue Lan followed her and walked into the yard together.

    Yue Xingzhou only raised his eyes at this time, glanced at the velvet, and then... his eyes lit up obviously, and his movements of getting up were much faster: "

    Hello, who are you?"

    It seems that this original The heroine really fits Yue Xingzhou's aesthetics... Yue Lan feels that this situation is a bit tricky.

    Just at this time, Lulurong stepped on a pit on the ground, her high heels tilted, she let out a cry of surprise, and fell forward.

    Yue Xingzhou was already approaching, and when he saw this scene, he subconsciously stretched out his hands to catch her.

    The blue pupil earthquake!

    What! It turns out that the scene of falling into the arms must happen! This is too outrageous!

Chapter 17

    In the past few days, the number of viewers in the Yuelan live broadcast room has been increasing, and now it has reached nearly 400,000 online viewers.

    A real full view!

    Lu Rongrong had just gone to the homes of the other five groups of guests to distribute rewards for the program group, and Yue Xingzhou was her last stop.

    There was also a lot of discussion about her in the barrage. At the beginning, everyone didn't think much of her. After all, she was just a floret who had just debuted and was completely unknown.

    But she behaves perfectly in every family. She is polite and close to adults, and she is very good at chatting with children. Slowly, not only the children are subdued by her, but also the audience in the live broadcast room. She developed a good impression.

    When I came here, when I met Yue Lan for the first time, Yue Lan's slight resistance did not escape the audience's eyes.

    【Wow! Looking forward to how she will get along with Lanlan in the future! It will definitely make Lan Lan really fragrant! ]

    [Lanlan is so cute, and she will get along well with cute girls like Fluffy, come on, wow Fluffy! 】

    【Our grandma Xiaozu is amazing, she is not so easy to subdue, we have to work hard! 】

    As a result, as soon as he entered the yard, the velvet was about to fall down, and the hearts of the audience immediately rose to their throats.

    [He didn't say a word, why did he fall down, are you so excited to see the handsome guy? ]

    [Wow! Be careful, don't crush my grandma! 】

    When Yue Xingzhou stretched out his hands, ready to pick her up.

    Suddenly, a pair of small fleshy hands stretched out from the slant, holding a big broom.

    That kind of big broom is used to sweep the yard, and the bamboo in front is so dense that it can completely cover a person's upper body.

    The broom stretched out from below, just right, fully supporting the upper body of the deer velvet!

    The suede fell on the broom!

    Yue Xingzhou was stunned, neither did he stretch his arms, nor did he stretch them.

    And Yue Lan hugged the broom handle with both hands, exerted great force on his small body, and made a "wow" sound from his mouth, as if he was a master of kung fu.

    The barrage was bleeding out, shouting:

    [Ahhhhhh Kung Fu Panda Xiaolanlan! So cute woo woo woo! What kind of movie screen is this! ]

    [ Lanlan is too fast! This eyesight, this reaction ability, quickly send the child to Shaolin Temple, Chinese Kungfu has been passed down! ]

    [I hit a big wall for grandma! Grandma is the best in the world! 】

    The whole small courtyard was silent for a while, and no one spoke.

    Lu Rongrong was stunned for a while, and finally came back to his senses, and quickly stepped back:

    "Ah... sorry, this... are you all right?"

    She glanced at Yue Xingzhou and smiled apologetically.

    Yue Xingzhou put down his hand in embarrassment, touched the back of his head, hesitated to say:

    "Hey, you..."

    Lu Rongrong raised his head, brushing his fingers over the hair blown by the wind by his ears, and his every move showed a soft temperament:

    " What's the matter?"

    Yue Xingzhou opened his mouth, and finally said only one sentence:

    "It's nothing."

    Lu Rongrong gave him a strange look, and continued to look at Yue Lan.

    Yue Lan put down the broom, panting heavily.

    The child panting heavily is also very cute, with a bulging face like a puffer fish, which made the audience feel affectionate.

    Lu Rongrong squatted down with a smile, reached out and tried to touch Yue Lan's head, but Yue Lan's head tilted to avoid it.

    She didn't care, and looked at Yue Lan very seriously:

    "Are you okay, kid, are you not injured? You were so fast just now, that's great, you are my savior!"

    After hearing this, Yue Lan felt a little amused, and raised her baby's fat face to look at her:

    "A savior? Really?"

    Lu Rongrong smiled so hard that his eyes curved into crescent moons:

    "Of course it's true!"

    Yue Lan Said:

    "Don't dare to be that."

    After she finished speaking, she turned around and left with the broom in her arms, and put the broom back in the corner.

    Lurongrong was uncomfortable, stood up, looked at Shangyue Xingzhou, waved his hand generously and naturally, and introduced himself with a bright smile: "Hello, my name is

    Lurongrong, and I am a life instructor sent by the program group. I'm here to help you distribute rewards."

    Yue Xingzhou's eyes drifted, he coughed, and stepped back:

    "Well, thank you."

    Lu Rongrong frowned slightly, this shouldn't be, she knew Yue Xingzhou Xingzhou likes the generous, confident, bright and lively appearance of the original heroine the most, and tries hard to imitate it. Why does Yue Xingzhou seem to react so strangely?

    Maybe it was the reason why he couldn't fall into his arms just now, but it's a pity that the child made trouble. However, there are many opportunities to remedy this kind of thing in the future, and she quickly put this matter behind her.

    The so-called reward materials are actually a piece of cardboard with content such as "one roll of toilet paper", "one bucket of oil", "two pairs of slippers" and the like, which will be delivered by the program staff later.

    Lu Rongrong reached into his pocket to take out a piece of paper, and suddenly his gaze fell to his chest, where he was touched by the broom just now, and his whole body froze.

    I saw that white cotton skirt, which was already stained with dust, and there were some suspicious sticky dirty things!

    How...how could it be so dirty!

    And just now, without realizing it at all, she was wearing this dirty skirt and introducing herself to Yue Xingzhou!

    ah--

    The suede face turned green, so embarrassing that she wanted to dig a tunnel to escape the whole show on the spot!

    So many people are watching! She, wearing such dirty clothes, smiled at Yue Xingzhou cleverly!

    Lulurong felt as if someone had suddenly sucked out all the air, and she was about to be unable to breathe.

    At this time, the barrage is being refreshed crazily.

    [I'm sorry that the beauty is really miserable, but I really want to laugh! ]

    [She didn't notice just now, she was still winking at the stars hahahaha, I burst out laughing hahahaha! 】

    【Yue Xingzhou is speechless. He must have been struggling. From this point of view, he is indeed a single mother and fetus. He can't even handle this matter. What's the problem? Just say that your clothes are dirty? ]

    [Upstairs is real. The straight guy spoke...]

    [I was wondering just now why she was wearing a white dress and high heels. Didn't you know everyone was in the countryside before you came here? ]

    [She really likes Yue Xingzhou, she feels that her attitude towards Yue Xingzhou is completely different from that of other people... Now she dies in front of the person she likes, really, carry the train all night, sister! 】

    Lu Rongrong was trembling with embarrassment, but fortunately she came to her senses and immediately made a plan, blushing and asked Yue Xingzhou: "Excuse me...

    my clothes are dirty, do you have any clothes to change? ?”

    She can still wear Yue Xingzhou’s white shirt, man, how can there be someone who doesn’t follow the routine of her boyfriend’s shirt.

    But a soft and cute voice came from the side:

    "I have, I will take you to change it."

    Lu Rongrong:

    "Ah? You are so small, I can't wear your clothes, right?"

    Yue Lan smiled Shaking his head, he walked towards the house, and turned around and said naively:

    "Follow me!"

    The velvet and velvet could not get off the tiger, so he had to look at Yue Xingzhou:

    "Your clothes, can children make decisions?"

    Yue Xingzhou felt that this question was strange:

    "Of course, she is my grandma, why can't I make decisions?"

    Lulurong:

    "..."

    Why is this still a baby boy!

    She had no choice but to follow Yue Lan into the house depressed.

    Barrage:

    [Yue Xingzhou! Your mother and fetus will be single for the rest of your life! Didn't understand the hint at all! ]

    [Am I feeling wrong? Why do I think that velvet is the clothes that I want to travel through Xingzhou? Is it really okay to wear other people's clothes when meeting for the first time? Don't you feel embarrassed? 】

    【When I saw her come in before, Yue Xingzhou's eyes lit up. I thought this handsome and beautiful couple could have a little chat! But now I'm a little out of breath what's going on? Yue Xingzhou is too straight, he doesn't take what others say! 】

    After a while, there was movement in the room, Yue Lan jumped out first, and said to Yue Xingzhou, "

    Okay."

    Yue Xingzhou tied the fence and asked solemnly,

    "What did you bring her?" Clothes? Don't take mine, she's a young girl, it doesn't suit me to wear my clothes."

    Yue Lan shook her little hand:

    "Of course it's not yours, it's the clothes that Aunt Shanshan gave us a few days ago."

    Yue Xing Zhou:

    "Oh yes, that dress is still new, it fits very well."

    Yue Lan nodded, and turned to greet the room:

    "Come out, sister deer!"

    The deer velvet didn't want to come out, she glanced at the mirror, and couldn't bear it Look again, I am afraid that I will die on the spot.

    However, she had no choice but to come out, trying her best to put on a smile that was uglier than crying:

    "Thanks...thank you Lanlan for helping me find clothes."

    Yue Xingzhou glanced at her, didn't hold back, and let out a "puchi" Laughing, like a leaking balloon, he quickly looked away.

    Yue Lan also looked at her, nodded, very satisfied.

    I saw that the deer velvet was wearing a dazzling orange-red short sleeve, and a matching pair of orange-red shorts. The short sleeve was printed with white characters "Shanshan store is really cheap", and the shorts were printed vertically with "Shanshan store Everything."

    This is a set of clothes given to them by the proprietress of Shanshan store when they went to town two days ago. Both men and women can wear it. The original intention is to let them promote themselves more.

    Unexpectedly, this set of promotional clothes was actually used on the newcomer's velvet.

    Barrage:

    [Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I can't laugh anymore! Absolutely! ]

    [This dress, it couldn't be more creative, it's a town trend hahahaha! ]

    [Linda, an urban beauty, becomes an Erya at the entrance of the village in seconds, why do I think it's quite distinctive? ]

    [This is what a rural girl looks like when she goes to work in the fields, satisfied. jpg, Lan Lanbao is so smart, she remembers everything! 】

    Luo Rongrong grabbed the hem of his clothes, extremely embarrassed, but still had to complete his task.

    She took out the cardboard and handed it to Yue Xingzhou:

    "This is a reward from the program team."

    Yue Xingzhou took it, looked down, with a slightly stiff expression, and quickly put away the cardboard.

    Yue Lan asked:

    "What is it?"

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "It's... two servings of stir-fried kidney rice with rice..."

    Yue Lan didn't understand very much, and his little brows frowned:

    "Why rice with kidneys? I prefer fried pork with chili."

    Yue Xingzhou said in a calm tone,

    "...I don't know, maybe the program team deserves a beating."

    The barrage was almost dying of laughter at this time .

    [Nimma, can you play or the program group can play hahahaha! ! ! ]

    [I can see the staff of the program group holding a lunch box and trying to lure them: Xing Xing, you are weak, come, eat some kidneys, eat what you want to make up for! 】

    【I laughed so hard that the mountain collapsed and the strong men died, and then the ladders and stone stacks were connected! Yue Xingzhou, you are so certified by the program team! Ha ha ha ha! 】

    The deer velvet task is completed, and she should leave logically, but she is really not reconciled.

    Of course, the main reason is that she really doesn't want to go out wearing this dress, and face the strange eyes of the staff and her manager!

    There is really no way.

    Lu Rongrong braced himself and said to Yue Xingzhou,

    "Well...can I borrow your basin to wash my clothes?"

    Do you want to do the laundry?

    Yue Xingzhou looked at Yue Lan:

    "Here, let's see if my grandma agrees?"

    Lu Rongrong gritted his teeth, you milk boy! You deserve to be single!

Chapter 18

    Lu Rongrong adjusted her expression and turned to Yue Lan with a smile:

    "Then, do you agree with Lanlan? Let me borrow it, please!"

    She clasped her hands together, showing help-seeking eyes. Wearing an orange-red advertising suit...it's really pitiful.

    Yue Lan smiled and said:

    "Okay, no problem, we will be good children who help others!"

    Lurongrong: "Well, thank you     , Lanlan

    ."

With short legs, help Lu Rongrong bring washing powder, and put it in front of the basin for her.

    Lulurong gratefully said:

    "Lan Lanbao is so good, thank you so much!"

    Yue Lan nodded with a smile, and went to play on the grass next to him.

    Lulurong took out the skirt and began to wash it with her hands. She hadn't washed clothes much, and her skills were really mediocre.

    At this time, Yue Xingzhou had finished the fence, and took a shovel and began to install the fence posts.

    At this time, Lu Rongrong suddenly chuckled, and said to Yue Xingzhou:

    "Sometimes I feel that this kind of rural family life is quite warm."

    Yue Xingzhou didn't understand:

    "Ah? It's okay, the mosquitoes are too There are too many."

    Lu Rongrong looked at him meaningfully, lowered his head and smiled shyly, and continued to wash clothes.

    She has given enough hints, even the barrage can be seen:

    [This picture...really looks like a family of three...It's really kind of warm...]

    [I didn't want to drink at first, but now the atmosphere, It’s a bit disrespectful not to drink... It’s like the daily life of a young couple with a child...]

    However, Yue Xingzhou didn’t see any hints, he was still struggling with the fence.

    Just at this time, Yue Lan stood up from the grass, holding a handful of small wild vegetables:

    "Great-grandson! Go and wash these vegetables, and eat them with rice at noon."

    Yue Xingzhou put down his shovel and quickly took the vegetables , naturally shouted:

    "Good grandma!"

    Yue Lan smiled slightly.

    The filters of the young couple in the countryside were shattered all over the place.

    [Hahahaha I forgot, our blue baby is not a child, but a little ancestor! 】

    【Laughing, Yue Xingzhou's grandmother's cry was too natural, and he didn't even think about covering it up in front of the beautiful woman! No wonder he's single! ]

    [Look at Lu Rongrong's expression hahahaha, she seems to have eaten a big mouthful of bitter melon! 】

    The deer velvet rubbed the clothes harder, and the teeth creaked.

    However, she will not give up casually! She has to show her skills and conquer these two!

    She smiled and said loudly:

    "You are a big man and a child, you don't know how to cook, right? Let me stir-fry vegetables for you at noon, as a thank you for your pots and washing powder." Yue Lan didn't speak, nor did he answer

    .

    On the contrary, Yue Xingzhou frowned suddenly, and looked back at her in disbelief:

    "Why do you think I can't cook? Could it be someone from the program group framed me?"

    Lu Rongrong:

    "...ah?

    " Follow where!

    She didn't know that after these days of honing, Yue Xingzhou attached great importance to every ability of his own, and was very proud of himself, especially his cooking skills.

    He will never allow anyone to doubt his cooking skills! This is all because of his smoky, meal after meal!

    Yue Xingzhou said firmly:

    "Let me tell you, not only can I cook, but I can also do it very well! The kitchen is my domain, just wait for the delicious food!" After

    speaking, he got into the kitchen with wild vegetables and never came out again. .

    Lulu Velvet:

    "???"

    Barrage:

    [? ? ? ? Hahahahahaha! 】

    【Xing Xing Xing Xing, you really... What do you want me to say about you? What a strange competitive spirit, why did it appear here! ]

    [So, does anyone think that the plush velvet is a bit of a catch? I'm starting to feel a little uncomfortable. 】

    Suede is very speechless.

    She just...wanted to show her favor...ah...

    really, I can't figure it out, how could this happen! It stands to reason that under the influence of the plot, Yue Xingzhou will definitely react to the original heroine, even if he doesn't understand the hint, at least he won't be completely indifferent like he is now!

    She couldn't figure it out until she cast her eyes on the little figure.

    bluer? There is no such a child in the original book, is this a variable? She is the key to everything?

    Lu Rongrong felt that she had figured out the key point. She was determined to have a good relationship with Yuelan, and conquer the grandma first, and then conquer this baby boy.

    Yue Lan went to wash his hands, went into the room and took a booklet, and sat in the shade to read it.

    She was sitting softly on the low stool, flipping through the booklet with her fleshy little fingers, her baby fat face was full of seriousness, her mouth was pouting, she was so cute.

    Lurongrong asked:

    "Lanlan, what book are you reading, can you tell my sister about it?"

    Yue Lan looked up at her obediently:

    "Okay."

    For some reason, Lu Rongrong saw a feeling in those big and bright peach eyes... that made her shudder.

    It was as if the child had seen through her completely.

    But how is this possible?

    Listen to what book she is reading, and then find topics through the book, this is Lu Rongrong's forte.

    Yue Lan began to read the words on the book one by one:

    "Sows will make noises when they are emotional, they will be irritable, and they may ignore the piglets. It is recommended that the breeder raise the piglets and sows in separate pens..."

    Lu Rongrong:

    " ...?"

    She approached suspiciously:

    "What book are you reading?"

    Yue Lan looked at the title of the book:

    ""Prenatal and Postpartum Care of Sows"."

    Lulurong:

    "?"

    Bullet screen:

    [? ? ? ? What is this? ]

    [...Baby Lanlan is so studious and smart, but I'm a little worried, she just reads this at such a young age, what if she wants to raise pigs in the future...] [No one marvels that

    Lanlan Bao knows so many words! How did she know so many words! Angrily, I kicked my third-grade brother. 】

    Luo Rongrong recovered from his speechlessness, adjusted his expression, and asked kindly:

    "Where did you get this... this book?"

    Yue Lan thought for a while:

    "I picked it up on the way home."

    Lulurong managed to keep smiling:

    "Well, children are not allowed to read this kind of book, you...you should read another book."

    Yue Lan:

    "But I am not a child, I am a little ancestor. And this book is very interesting. I have learned how to tell if a sow is pregnant, how to care for sows during pregnancy, and the physical and mental health care of sows and piglets. You will know Is it?"

    Lulurong:

    "..."

    She can't, but what's the use of knowing these things!

    The child's way of thinking is really weird. She seems to be chasing a sports car with a speed of 70 mph and drifting. She can't catch up, she can't catch up at all.

    Desperate.

    Yue Lan said:

    "Do you have anything else to do? It's okay, I'll continue reading."

    Lurongrong replied weakly:

    "...No, it's okay..."

    She was silent, and after washing the clothes, she wrung them again and tried her best to wring out the water .

    But she was too weak to twist it dry at all.

    Yue Lan glanced at the clothes, then at the suede, sighed to himself, put down the booklet, stood up, and walked to the front of the clothes with his short legs.

    "Give it to me, I'll do it."

    Lulurong:

    "How can it be, you are still so young, don't worry about me coming by myself..."

    Yue Lan couldn't help but snatch the wet roll of clothes from her hand.

    Then, she twisted her hands vigorously, and the water in the clothes splashed down.

    When I opened it again, the clothes were completely wrung out.

    Lurongrong:

    "...Ah, Lanlan is really powerful."

    Yue Lan gave her the clothes

    , "I said it a long time ago, I am a little ancestor, and I am very powerful."

    There were a lot of calls in the barrage:

    [Little ancestor! Little ancestor! the best! Excellent! ]

    [I hit a big wall for my little ancestor! The little ancestor is smart and powerful! The little ancestor is my good fortune! ]

    [Grandma has always been very energetic, knows so many words, and loves learning, what is this? This is, both civil and military, unparalleled in the world! 】

    The clothes are set up, and Lu Rongrong wants to wait until the clothes are dry before putting on the clothes and leaving.

    The program team sent two boxes of stir-fried kidney beans and left. The contract doesn't care about her meals. She originally wanted to go back to her nanny's car to eat, but now she can only eat here.

    Yue Xingzhou finally finished tossing, brought out a plate of fried wild vegetables, put them on the small dining table, and bragged:

    "Look, you actually doubt my cooking skills. You can eat one mouthful of Sai Shenxian and two mouthfuls of my dish. You will never forget this smell in your life!"

    Yue Lan said seriously:

    "No bragging is allowed."

    Yue Xingzhou immediately fell silent.

    Looking at the two lunch boxes and a plate of stir-fried vegetables on the table, this is a good opportunity for Liren to set up. Lu Rongrong immediately said warmly and sweetly: "Really,

    Brother Xingzhou, you are so amazing! This stir-fried vegetables are really... ..."

    She looked carefully, and suddenly she didn't know what to say.

    This dish, it's fried...it can't see the original color at all, it's black and green, and it's twisted into a ball, some places are obviously burnt, but some places inside are still emerald green.

    She suppressed the complaints on her lips, and smiled:

    "It's... really like a vegetable!"

    Yue Xingzhou laughed shrilly:

    "Hey! I'm good!"

    Lu Rongrong:

    "Yes... Really good... …It just so happens that I am controlling my diet recently, so I can just eat this green vegetable at noon, and I don’t eat rice or meat.”

    Yue Xingzhou was picking rice and kidneys for her with chopsticks, and asked a few times:

    "Really? You really don't want to eat? Is it enough?"

    Lu Rongrong nodded playfully:

    "We little fairies only eat vegetables Yes, you have added oil, which is much more calorie than the salad I usually eat, that's enough!"

    Yue Xingzhou said with horror:

    "It's really not easy to be a fairy."

    Lu Rongrong thought to himself, who said it wasn't? ! But in front of Yue Xingzhou, she had to try her best to maintain the image of a fairy, which little fairy would gobble up her kidneys! Besides, she ate the dishes made by Yue Xingzhou himself, and then praised him vigorously, which would make the other party leave a good impression on her, which is the basic skill of flirting.

    Started to eat, Yue Lan and Yue Xingzhou each ate a kidney rice bowl, and Lu Rongrong ate stir-fried vegetables alone.

    Lu Rongrong put the vegetables into his mouth gracefully, while smiling sweetly:

    "Brother Xingzhou is very good at cooking, this vegetables are delicious, can you teach me how to fry them next time?"

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "Hahahaha no, I just learned to cook too, and my level is very average, as long as you like it!"

    Lu Rongrong nodded repeatedly:

    "Yes, I like it very much!"

    Her happy appearance aroused Yue Xingzhou's curiosity , although he is easy to swell, but he still has a little real understanding of his own level. Is this dish really that delicious?

    Yue Xingzhou couldn't help it, he stretched out his chopsticks, picked up a vegetable, and tasted it.

    His face quickly became weird, he chewed a few times, stood up and ran away, and spit out all the food in his mouth with a "poof".

    The velvet who was too late to stop:

    "..."

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    Audience:

    [...? Who is crazy? ]

    [I thought it was the kind that looks good and tastes delicious! 】

    【Xingjiu and Xingxing... Can you vomit after eating your own fried dishes? What kind of talent are you! ]

    [The suede is the talent, so unpalatable, she still pretends to be so! Great acting! ]

    Yue Xingzhou came back in silence.

    Without any explanation, he took the plate of green vegetables into the kitchen and threw it into the trash can.

    Then, he said with a serious expression:

    "The clothes are almost dry, you can go, go back and eat something good, it's not easy

    for you." To save face, he pretended so well.

    Lu Rongrong:

    "Ah? This... I, I think that dish is really good..."

    Yue Xingzhou looked up at her, with a trace of sympathy in his eyes:

    "Why don't you go to the hospital after you go back , Has the sense of taste failed?"

    Lu Rongrong:

    "...?"

    Yue Xingzhou said worriedly:     "It's

    not enough to fall into the root cause of the disease at such a young age."

! ]

    [I'm dying of laughter! I almost spit out my lunch! How could it be so funny, these two! It's a chicken-and-duck talk! 】

    The cashmere is about to collapse:

    "...I'm not, I'm not sick! Your food is terrible, I just pretended it for your face, okay!"

    Yue Xingzhou's complexion quickly lost:

    "I knew..."

    He lowered his head, looking uncomfortable.

    Lurongrong wanted to redeem something:

    "You, you're not that bad..."

    Yue Xingzhou said:

    "Don't tell me, I already know."

    Lurongrong:

    "..."

    What do you know?

    She really couldn't sit any longer, so she stood up, grabbed her still-dry dress, took it into the room and changed it, and walked out: "

    Then I'll go first, thank you for your hospitality, I hope I can do it when I have a chance in the future." See you again."

    She finally smiled at Yue Xingzhou, turned around and was about to leave, her pace deliberately slowing down.

    Yue Xingzhou suddenly stopped her:

    "Wait a minute!"

    Lu Rongrong was overjoyed, and quickly turned around:

    "What?"

    Yue Xingzhou looked at her, as if he had something to say, but it was hard to say it.

    Lu Rongrong couldn't help but feel happy. It seems that although something went wrong, Yue Xingzhou still planted the seeds of love in his heart. Does this mean he wants to ask himself how to contact him?

    She smiled and encouraged,

    "Just say what you have to say, it's okay."

    Yue Xingzhou hesitated for a long time, and finally said:

    "That's right, that... After you go out, can you stop talking about me?" Tell others about the unpalatable food I cook?"

    The cashmere immediately split open:

    "..."

    The grass is so grassy!

    Why are you still thinking about cooking?

    You go with the spatula!

    The barrage is also unbelievable:

    [I just jumped and spiraled and collapsed, okay! Did Yue Xingzhou forget, it's live broadcast now! Nearly 400,000 people have seen his dish! 】

    【Lu Rongrong's expression from surprise to fright really makes me laugh so hard that I can't take care of myself! 】

    Seeing her not moving, Yue Xingzhou explained:

    "That is, don't describe the taste of that dish to others, and don't tell people in the circle that my cooking is not delicious. I will still have the opportunity to appear on food shows right Right?"

    Lu Rongrong:

    "...you are tall!"

    She couldn't hold back anymore, cursed, opened the courtyard door and ran out.

    This sad place, she will never come again!

    In the yard, Yue Xingzhou and Yue Lan looked at each other.

    Yue Lan looked at him:

    "Taste the food before serving it, I thought you knew."

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "Then I was in a hurry today, so I didn't taste it. But why is that velvet angry at me? "

    Yue Lan thought for a while:

    "Maybe, it's because you think your cooking is unpalatable. If you don't have enough to eat, you will be a little grumpy."

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "That's right, she hasn't eaten serious meals for a long time... too much It's scary."

    At first he thought that this girl is so pretty, and if he meets a lot in the future, maybe he can develop her, but now he thinks, let's forget it.

    The people in the barrage were also discussing:

    [No one thinks that this velvet is too hard today? She seems to be aiming at Yue Xingzhou, she has been trying to attack Yue Xingzhou! They're all girls, who can't see how careful she is! ]

    [Fortunately, Xing Xing is a straight man and has not accepted the offer, otherwise our Lan Lanbao might have a great-grandson wife, I am still a little reluctant. 】

    【Let's just say, the velvet was quite lively and cute before, especially good for children, but now, what is she doing? All the thoughts are on Yue Xingzhou, and he looks like he doesn't answer Lan Lan? Ben Lanlan's mother crazily rejects this kind of woman as my great-great-granddaughter-in-law, no, I can't go on! 】

    Yue Xingzhou didn't know, because many fans became Lanlan's mother fans, so he already had a huge number of Zuzu grandmas, and these Zuzu grandmas have been working very hard to worry about his life's major events for him.

    He finished his meal, went to wash the pots and pans, and then came out to do a few stretches in the yard.

    Yue Lan watched him stretch, very worried.

    The original heroine came and went, but she also fell into deep thought, did she really educate Yue Xingzhou well? How do you feel like you are running in another strange direction?

    With Yue Xingzhou's emotional intelligence and his bizarre way of getting along with the opposite sex, can he talk about serious love in the future?

    But Yue Lan himself has no research on the way of love, and he just thinks about it casually.

    Children and grandchildren have their own blessings. For things like falling in love, let the children make their own way!

    When Yue Lan went back to the house to take a nap, he suddenly found a piece of paper on the quilt on the big kang.

    She picked up the note and looked at it, then ran out and called Yue Xingzhou, who was exercising,

    "Look at this."

    Yue Xingzhou took a look, but the camera did not go to take pictures due to privacy.

    Yue Xingzhou glanced at it, and there was Lu Rongrong's contact information written on it, and a cute little flower was drawn on it.

    He thought for a while, crumpled the note into a ball, and stuffed it into his pocket, with no expression on his face.

    Although this action was short, it directly blew up the barrage.

    [Fuck! Fuck! If I'm not mistaken, that velvet left Yue Xingzhou her contact information before she left, right? God! 】

    【Actually, I think this is normal. She wants to get to know Yue Xingzhou no matter from a professional or personal perspective, so why not leave her contact information and take the initiative? ]

    [If it's normal, girls like boys, I would think it's cute and cute to take the initiative to leave contact information, but just now I saw how she got along with the two of them, I felt very uncomfortable! She is a little too hard! 】

    【Ahhhhhhhhhh why does Xingxing put the note in his pocket! Are you planning to add her after the show? I'm so anxious, woo woo woo! 】

    This scene was screenshotted and posted on the Internet. It happened to be a hot topic recently. Many people clicked on it and guessed what Yue Xingzhou meant, and the heat continued to ferment.

    The topic was arguing, talking about everything, and the name of Lurongrong was mentioned many times, there were blacks and fans, but most of them were blacks.

    Everyone expressed disapproval of her excessive flattery of Yue Xingzhou and her attempt to flirt with Yue Xingzhou, which also caused a little turmoil in her rising reputation.

    Looking at the comments on the Internet, Lu Rongrong was so angry that he almost broke the wine glass in his hand.

    For the last time, she was bold and left her contact information. She originally wanted to let Yue Xingzhou see it and hide it quietly, but she didn't expect that the child saw it first again!

    Fortunately, that child is very young, so he probably doesn't understand these things... Besides, Yue Xingzhou put the note in his pocket instead of throwing it away. He must be planning to contact him.

    It seems that I still won, just wait until the Yue Xingzhou show is over and contact me.

    Besides, her contract with the program group runs through the entire program.

    Even if Yue Xingzhou is disobedient, there are still two other people. Follow up with those two people, there will always be one who can get it.

    Thinking of this, she called her manager, Sister Zhang, in again, and asked her to clean up the black material on the Internet, so that she could prepare for the next episode of the show.

    That night, Yue Lan had already fallen asleep, and after the surveillance was turned off, Yue Xingzhou came to her room and quietly stretched out a hand...

    Yue Lan opened his eyes, stretched out a small hand accurately, grabbed his wrist, and looked at him sharply.

    Yue Xingzhou quickly withdrew his hand:

    "Haha, I'm just obsessed with ghosts, and I want to pinch your face... Grandma, don't be angry, I know I'm wrong!"

    Yue Lan asked:

    "Why are you here?"

    Yue Xingzhou He took out a piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to Yue Lan.

    Yue Lan took it over, it was the piece of paper she had given to Yue Xingzhou during the day, on which was written the phone number of the velvet in cute fonts.

    Yue Xingzhou's dog looked at Yue Lan:

    "I want to say... this, I'll give it to you."

    Yue Lan opened his eyes wide and said,

    "Ah? Why?"

    Yue Xingzhou was a little twitchy, and he said,

    "Because I I think, grandma, you...are really good for me, so I am willing to listen to what you have to say."

    Yue Lan was so excited when she heard it, it seemed that her long-term education had finally borne fruit, and this deer velvet was like a piece of Exam questions, and her great-grandson, handed over the infallible answers!

    When something happens, I will discuss it with my family and listen to the opinions of my trusted family members. This is really mature!

    Yue Lan was so touched that his eyes sparkled, and the corners of his mouth twitched wildly:

    "...he is really my good-grandson!"

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "Hey, then I'm so good, Grandma Grandma, you can reward me with a pinch of my face!"

    Grandma Grandpa The fleshy face looks really good! He wanted to pinch for a long time!

    Yue Lan retracted his emotion for a second, and lowered his face:

    "Impossible!"

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "..."

Chapter 20

    That night, Yue Lan had a lot of conversations with his obedient great-grandson, and after learning more about Yue Xingzhou's situation, he gave a suggestion, which Yue Xingzhou accepted without any hindrance.

    One night passed, and it was the last day of the first week of recording.

    The program group released a summary task early in the morning: bring the gifts I want to give to everyone, and join several other groups of guests to participate in the evening celebration party.

    After discussing with Yue Lan, Yue Xingzhou decided to buy some cheap origami paper, fold some paper cranes, and wear them into simple wind chimes for everyone.

    A total of five small wind chimes and a hundred paper cranes were to be made. When the two were busy, they suddenly heard someone knocking on the door outside the house.

    This time it was Yue Xingzhou who opened the door. As soon as he opened the courtyard door, people outside the door crowded in.

    It turned out to be the same type of male idol who has been fighting with Yue Xingzhou, Jia Cong.

    Jia Cong is one year older than Yue Xingzhou, and has a longer debut time, but he is not as popular as Yue Xingzhou.

    But Jia Cong has always been labeled as a lively and vigorous boy, and his popularity with passers-by is much better than that of Yue Xingzhou's violent old man before.

    His team works on the marketing of Yue Xingzhou every day, and the drafts they send are all kinds of comparisons with Yue Xingzhou. In the end, they conclude: Yue Xingzhou is not a high-quality idol, and Jia Cong is the real future star.

    It's rare for both of them to participate in this variety show. Jia Cong's team immediately climbed up and sent out a lot of drafts to spread across Xingzhou.

    As a result, the drafts that were very useful in the past failed to work this time. The audience was quite rebellious this time. The more they pushed, the more it had the opposite effect.

    The number of viewers in Jia Cong's live broadcast room has not been able to keep up with that of Yue Xingzhou, and even dropped to third place all the way.

    Seeing that after the velvet came yesterday, the number of viewers in Yue Xingzhou's live broadcast room increased by more than 100,000. Jia Cong was very anxious and came to visit Yue Xingzhou early in the morning.

    Jia Cong was tall and handsome, dressed in black, holding a little boy also in black, and said with a smile:

    "Hi, Xingzhou, long time no see."

    He walked in, squashed a paper crane that had just been folded and put it on the ground, looked down, frowned and said, "

    How do you put this kind of thing on the ground?" , too careless."

    Yue Lan's face darkened immediately, she folded that one, just put it down casually, and planned to collect it together later.

    The 500,000 or so viewers in the live broadcast room were also angry:

    【Is this person sick? Squeeze in by yourself, trample on other people's things, and blame them for putting things on the ground? Do not apologize? 】

    【What low EQ represents, no wonder it's so muddled, Xing Xing kicked him out for me! ]

    [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ,hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm furious! Kill her! 】

    Yue Xingzhou rolled up his sleeves, walked over and grabbed Jia Cong's arm, with a serious face:

    "Apologize to Lanlan!"

    Jia Cong:

    "...No, I really didn't see it, it wasn't intentional."

    Yue Xingzhou:

    " You don’t need to apologize if you didn’t do it on purpose? Are you sure?”

    Jia Cong pursed his lips, and after a while, he showed a sunny smile, lowered his head and said to Yue Lan, “

    Okay, kid Lanlan, I’m sorry, I was not careful. Please forgive me for stepping on your paper crane."

    Yue Lan looked up at him, knowing that it's better to be kind to others in front of the camera, so he nodded,

    "Okay."

    Yue Xingzhou heaved a sigh of relief, he just saw The face of the little ancestor was really frightened. Let Jia Cong apologize for his own safety!

    The audience was delighted at this moment:

    [It has been protected! The stars are good, they know how to protect the handicrafts of the little ancestors! 】

    [I love it, I used to think it was bad for Yue Xingzhou to be grumpy, but now I think it's awesome! Hear me out thank you! ]

    Jia Cong could bear it quite a bit, he pushed the little boy behind him to the front:

    "Benben, come on, quickly call Uncle Yue. Xingzhou, this is my younger brother, nicknamed Benben, let's get to know him.

    " Benben obediently said:

    "Hello, Uncle Yue."

    To the children, Yue Xingzhou was habitually patient:

    "Hi Benben, are you here today, what's the matter?"

    Jia Cong said:

    "We want to take a look, What kind of gifts are you going to give everyone, do you have any suggestions?"

    Yue Xingzhou didn't save face:

    "I asked Benben, I didn't ask you."

    Jia Cong choked.

    The audience is happy again.

    But Ben Ben's eyes lit up:

    "Uncle Yue, I want to see the paper crane you folded just now! I want to learn too!"

    Yue Xingzhou pulled Ben Ben to Yue Lan and said,

    "Lan Lan, teach him something. Right?"

    Yue Lan didn't care about the children, took out the origami paper and handed it to Benben to demonstrate to him:

    "Look, that's it, fold it in half first..."

    Jia Cong, who was ignored, stood there for a while, then walked over again , smiled and said:

    "Xingzhou, this little blue friend, is... your daughter?"

    Yue Xingzhou chuckled: "     Of

    course not, I am single and not as attractive as you."

Cong:

    "..."

    He added:

    "I see that you are very protective of her, and I thought you two had an unusual relationship."

    Yue Xingzhou:

    "It is indeed unusual. She is my grandparents, and I want to be filial."

    Jia Cong was speechless, he has no time these days Swiping the phone, I really didn't know that Yue Xingzhou actually brought his grandma on the show.

    And...this grandma is actually so young.

    He almost found out what he wanted, stayed for a while, and pulled Benben to stand up:

    "Let's go, let's go home and prepare presents."

    Benben squeezed the origami:

    "I don't want it, I haven't learned it yet! Jia

    Cong was a little annoyed, he glanced secretly at Yue Xingzhou, pointed at Sang and scolded Huai Huai and said loudly:

    "Why do you learn this thing, it's what little girls like, a man who makes this kind of thing will become a bitch in the future !"

    Yue Xingzhou, who was dexterously folding a paper crane, raised his head:

    "What did you say?"     Jia

    Cong:

    "I taught my brother, what's the matter."

The little milk voice, speaking at a slightly faster speed, like a cannonball:

    "Who knows who is a bitch, besides, being a bitch is not a bad thing. Modern society is so developed, no matter men or women, people like to do whatever they like, this uncle, you It’s too much, no wonder the EQ and IQ are very low, go back and eat more pig’s brains to replenish your brain.” After

    Yue Lan finished speaking calmly, with a swollen face, he dropped a sentence:

    “Go out and remember Close the door."

    Jia Cong:

    "..."

    He hated himself for not being able to swear in front of the camera! This little thing is really... so good at swearing!

    Barrage:

    [Hahahahaha! This puts me at ease! It turns out that baby Lanlan is so good at hating people! 】

    【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo low ]

    [My great-grandson is the only one who can scold me, what are you! Domineering grandma, please, do you still need a great-grandson? I can! ]

    [Baby Lanlan is too quick-spoken, let's start a curse class, I really need it! ]

    Jia Cong slipped away in desperation, and actually closed the door for them.

    Yue Xingzhou looked at Yue Lan for a long time, until Yue Lan was uncomfortable being watched, and raised his head fiercely:

    "What are you looking at! I haven't seen grandma before!"

    Yue Xingzhou raised his mouth slightly, Snickering:

    "It's true that I've never seen grandma protecting the cubs."

    Yue Lan coughed lightly, bowed his head to make paper:

    "Who is protecting the cubs, you can't finish making paper cranes and wait to be beaten!"

    Yue Xingzhou lowered his head to make paper cranes, After doing it for a while, he looked at Yuelan again and secretly smiled again.

    He remembered that when he was scolded by his neighbors when he was a child, his mother rushed out to help him scold him back.

    It's really similar to now.

    He really... felt the warmth of family affection from this little grandma.

    He had almost forgotten those things at first, but now...he slowly remembered them all.

    so good.

    Yue Xingzhou was so happy that he fried two more dishes for lunch, a plate of braised eggplant and a plate of Coca-Cola chicken wings.

    The coke chicken wings were burnt black, and the fried eggplant was half-cooked. Yue Xingzhou felt guilty after tasting it, but Yue Lan gulped down these dishes and ate a big bowl of rice.

    Yue Xingzhou was touched while eating: I feel the love of my little ancestor again!

    In the afternoon, the five wind chimes were finished. Yue Xingzhou found a small cardboard box and packed the things. Yue Lan also put the small flowers he picked in it, trying to make it look nicer.

    "Okay, let's go."

    The address given by the program team was a small hotel conference hall. When Yue Xingzhou came, there were already two families sitting in it, chatting enthusiastically.

    The family is well-known director Meng Jian and his five-year-old son A Xuan. The other is female idol Jiang Xixi and her four-year-old niece Minnie.

    After several people introduced each other, they were all very curious about the relationship between Yue Xingzhou and Yue Lan, but they were not easy to ask.

    After all, Yue Xingzhou is the biggest guy here, and male idols' relationship issues have always been a big privacy, so don't ask random questions, as it is easy to cause accidents.

    Soon, He Chengyan, an old drama star in his fifties and actress, came, leading a five-year-old boy named Fanfan.

    He Chengyan smiled generously and said:

    "I brought my grandson to participate in the show, hahaha! How about it, I should be the group with the most special relationship among us?" Everyone was amazed, but no one saw

    him There are grandmas with grandchildren in variety shows with babies. This is really special!

    Yue Lan was very interested in this combination of grandma and grandson, so she poked Yue Xingzhou quietly, and her grandma said softly, "

    Look, they are similar to us, they are both grandparents!"

    Yue Xingzhou:

    " ..."

    But the difference is too much.

    Next, Wang Yufei and Lucky arrived.

    As soon as Lucky saw Yue Lan, he shouted in a crisp voice:

    "Grandma!"

    Everyone in the room was stunned:

    "Who is she... called?"

    Grandma He was also surprised:

    "Is this calling me? But I've never seen this child!"

    Just when everyone was wondering, they heard another loud milk voice replied:

    "Hey, good baby!"

    Who is talking? Why... does it sound like a child?

    Lucky ran over quickly, threw himself into Yuelan's arms, gave her a big bear hug, and yelled:

    "Grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma!"

    Yue Lan had a kind face, and patted her on the back:

    "Hey hey! "

    Everyone looked at this scene with wonderful expressions on their faces.

    [Hahahahaha! My blue blue treasure is keen to be a grandma for everyone, so cute! ]

    [Two little girls are too soft to hug each other, it's like two little meat buns squeezed together, I'm dead! I'm so cute! 】

    【The expressions of the people next to you are three points shocked, three points speechless, and four points puzzled. 】

    【Did anyone notice Yue Xingzhou's displeased face? He is too funny! 】