Them... (KDA x Male Reader)

By WoffleStomp

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-You are Y/N L/N, some people call you a psychopath, some people call you their savior, while others may just... More

Prologue
Chapter 1: Jailbreak
Chapter 2: An old friend
Chapter 3: Down to business
Chapter 4: Building a reputation
Chapter 5: The payoff
Chapter 6: Date night
Chapter 7: A new love
Chapter 8: Working man
Chapter 9: Girl troubles
Chapter 10: The Kayn problem
Chapter 11: New arm new me
Chapter 13: One fool
Chapter 14: The transition
Chapter 15: Ninja reflexes
Chapter 16: A day out
Chapter 17: Return of the girls
Chapter 18: Story time Sera time
Chapter 19: Kai-day night
Chapter 20: Wake-up call
Chapter 21: Full circle
Chapter 22: Trouble in Zaun
Chapter 23: Make up
Chapter 24: Repaying the fox
Chapter 25: Void-ling debt
Chapter 26: Get well soon
Chapter 27: A supporting fairy
Chapter 28: Ending the aftermath
Chapter 29: Ninja's quarrel
Chapter 30: Some damage
Chapter 31: Planning the hunt
Chapter 32: Prep work
Chapter 33: Jhinx
Chapter 34: The hunt
Chapter 35: Mission success
Chapter 36: Welcome home
Chapter 37: Concert rumors
Chapter 38: Sponsored by
Chapter 39: Royalty, pfft...
Chapter 40: Sick day, kinda
Chapter 41: The concert finale
Author's Note

Chapter 12: Five girls

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By WoffleStomp

Y/N POV

After the giant hug pile that I was a part of, the girls finally let me go. I honestly thought I was going to drown in affection, that shit was deadly.

I am now outside on the balcony, smoking one of the joints that was a gift from Jinx after taking down that grow house.

FLASHBACK POV

*BLAST! CHK CHK, BLAST! CHK CHK, BLAST!*

That was it, fight won, the farmers were dead, hey if they didn't take out their guns, I wouldn't have had to do that.

Jinx: Perfect! Now! Help me with the pallet!

Jinx is rubbing her hands together with that psychotic laugh, glad she's having fun.

I push the pallet in the back of Graves' truck, closing it up, slapping the back of it to let him know it's time to go.

Owner: ¡Puto! This is our house! ¡Mierda! The farmers!

Last time I checked Jinx didn't speak Spanish, I assumed it was the owner because he, was, pissed...

I flip-cock my shotgun for the third time of this outing, getting ready for more.

FLASHBACK END

Fuck, now I'm remembering even the recent events, it can't get any worse...

Anyway, it's legal in Piltover, but not Zaun, some places really are just unreasonably ass-backwards.

Eve: Y/N... I got a-hey! Are you smoking on our balcony?!

Y/N: Nope.

I toss the end of it off the balcony, lucky I was done with it.

I turn around and lean against the rail, acting like I did nothing wrong.

I give her that grin, it's a dead giveaway, I just needed to relax man...

Eve: Weed?

Y/N: Yeah... I deal with narcotics pretty often in Zaun, be happy it wasn't crack.

Eve scoffs a bit.

Eve: Nasty shit, why didn't you save me any?

Y/N: Smoking will ruin your amazing voice, and I was fiendin'.

Eve blushes, then attempts to one-up me of course.

Eve: Well, darling... it's nothing compared to that devilish strut.

I'd blush but like, I don't have the strut anymore, I'm limping until the slice on my leg goes away.

Y/N: You mean my gimpy limp? Hell yeah...

I put more emphasis in my limp, Eve giggles a bit.

Eve: Ugh... stop it... come here, I got something for you darling.

Eve kisses me and hands me a bag from a clothing store, I open it and pull out...

a new black jacket, oh it's so fucking cool.

Black jacket with a sewn-in pattern all over it, looks like the canvas jacket I had, but more like a bomber actually... I know my jackets I think, it's a fucking jacket with a dope ass pattern in it I don't know.

Eve: You like it? Try it on!

I try it on, and it fits on perfectly, no itching on the metal arm too, that's a first.

Y/N: The best thing is that the metal arm likes it, which means you really outdid it, this jacket is amazing.

Eve: I'm happy you like it darling, it's a present I've been meaning to give you.

Y/N: You got me a new arm; you didn't need to get me a new jacket too.

Eve: Just enjoy the present for me darling...

She adjusts the collar on it, looking up to me with those glowing golden eyes of hers.

Y/N: I can't resist you, you know that?

Eve: Music to my ears darling...

Akali: Alright, so, when are you gonna share?

Akali is as silent as a mouse, when did she even get here?

Y/N: Listen Kali, you'll get your chance.

Eve: Kali... nice nickname.

Kali: Last person who called me that was... I don't...

Y/N: Oh right, sorry I didn't mean to-

Kali: No-no it's okay, it's just... an adjustment...

Eve let's go of me to let me hold Akali.

Y/N: It's alright... I'm with you every step of the way...

If she's gonna be another girlfriend, then she's gotta get the right treatment.

I put my hand on her chin, gently lifting her head to look at me.

Kali: You're right Eve, it is nice...

Eve snickers, walking away to leave us alone.

Y/N: You wanna know what'll help?

Kali: Oh, I already know.

She pulls my head down into a kiss, absolutely violating my lips.

I pull back, this wasn't what I had in mind.

Y/N: Not what I had in mind, wanna see what my arm can do?

Kali: Yes! Let's head to the roof!

Kali grabs my hand, taking me to the roof.

SHOOTING TIME

Y/N: Alright, PULL!

Kali throws another K/DA frisbee from the box.

I concentrate as my left hand follows it through the air and...

*BOOM!*

The frisbee gets obliterated, holy shit...

This hand blaster is an actual cannon, that was more power than a rocket launcher, and all I felt was a tickle in my elbow...

Kali: Oh my god! That was fucking awesome!

I hear the elevator open up, it's Kai'Sa.

Kai'Sa: Yeah, it's pretty cool, Akali pull...

*BOOM! BOOM!*

Her shoulder cannons are fully exposed, blasting the frisbee twice, nothing is left.

Y/N: Woah... I never saw them up close, can I touch?

Kai'Sa: U-ummm... y-yeah sure... g-go ahead...

How is she accidentally being so cute? This quiet act is... something else...

I feel the outer rim of her one cannon, it gives my hand pins and needles when I touch it, which was a little weird, but still cool...

Alright, I gotta rag on her a little, I can't resist.

Y/N: Do they make the bedroom exciting?

Kai'Sa: W-wha- I- um- er- Uhhh.... AKALI!

Kali: This is all you babe.

She snickers as Kai'Sa blushes, her face turning beet red.

Y/N: I'm joking, I'm joking, sorry I was being an ass, I wanted to see how you'd react.

Kali: Oh, she can't handle it, it's alright.

Kai'Sa: I hate you...

Kali: I love you too honey, alright, that was fun but I gotta head in.

Kali kisses me on the cheek with the box of leftover K/DA merch, heading into the elevator, leaving me and Kai'Sa on the roof, alone...

Kai'Sa is nervously rubbing her shoulder as we both awkwardly make eye contact, her eyes are something else, the purple is... mesmerizing...

Y/N: So, you're the dancer?

Kai'Sa: Y-yeah...

Y/N: I am a bit of a dancer myself but uh... my leg is fucked up so... can't. Heh...

Kai'Sa starts to relax, slowly smiling.

Kai'Sa: What's your style?

Y/N: My dancing style?

Kai'Sa: Yeah...

Y/N: Stupid, I dance flat-out stupid, fucking broken, the way I dance is just built so wrong.

I'm a horrible dancer, Belle could attest... no wait... no she can't... FUCK!

Kai'Sa giggles, now she's here, she let her guard down for me, I knew under that quiet nervous shell there was someone genuine in there.

Kai'Sa: Well... wait... are you okay?

Y/N: Yeah, I was just, thinking about something.

Kai'Sa: May I ask what it was?

Shit, what do I tell her? Oh yeah, I was just thinking about my dead wife, fuck you brain, I hate you. Just kidding, I love you, don't shut off on me. DING! I got it...

Y/N: I was thinking about the last time I was dancing; it was rough...

Kai'Sa: Well... heh... maybe I could help you with that sometime...

Y/N: I'd love that actually; I have a feeling you'd be the best dance partner.

Kai'Sa: W-well, I mean, I-I'm happy you think that...

Aaand now she's back, she loses it over a compliment.

I just realized how close we were standing near each other.

We're inches away, not even.

She kissed me, not even a chance to think, she pulls back and let's go of me almost immediately in her nervous wreck.

Kai'Sa: Oh my god, I'm sorry I shouldn't have, I'm sorry I'm-

Y/N: Hey, it's alright, social cues are hard... Do I look like I have a problem?

Kai'Sa: No...

I smile, pulling her into a kiss, her shoulders tense up, then move down, then relax...

She pulls back, then kisses me again.

It starts to rain so we figure it's time to go back in, definitely not trusting the weather channel after they promised extra sun.

She got rained on a little bit, shivering just a little bit.

I sigh, I'm really doing this, alright, thanks for the new jacket, Eve.

I take my jacket off and wrap it around Kai'Sa, she smiles at me, blushing.

Kai'Sa: Thank you...

Y/N: Of course, anything for you.

The elevator stops on our floor.

Kai'Sa: Anything?

I don't like that response... what is she planning?

I look at her with concern and she giggles again, there it is...

Kai'Sa hands me my jacket back as we head inside the penthouse.

Kai'Sa: I'm looking forward to that d-dance offer...

Y/N: Same here.

A fox girl runs on all fours over to me, popping up right in my face.

Ahri: Y/N! Hey!

Y/N: Hey Ahri, what's up?

Ahri: What do you wanna do?

Y/N: Whatever you wanna do, I can't think of anything right now, and I can't run around sadly, the leg won't let me.

Ahri pouts.

Ahri: Aww... no fun...

Kai'Sa snickers a little bit, getting Ahri's attention.

Ahri: Yeah dreamer... keep dreaming...

Kai'Sa: he kissed me first... don't have to anymore, love you, Ahri.

Ahri: Love you too, Kaikai.

Ahri smirks, Kai'Sa has been done in by that nickname.

Kai'Sa: You know I hate that nickname...

Y/N: Come on... it's kind of cute...

Kai'Sa: D-don't say that... heh...

She blushes hard, maybe just Kai.

Y/N: Maybe just Kai?

Kai: Just half my name? Heh... how creative.

Ahri: Come on... let our cute boyfriend try...

Y/N: Hey, I'll just say a compliment again.

Kai: Oh no, please don't...

Y/N: Love you, Kai...

Kai: Love you, Y/N.

She kisses me again, heading to her room.

I am left with the fox...

Ahri: So, what are we gonna do in this house on this rainy day?

Y/N: I can't do much, the cut on my- AH! Stomach!

Ahri picks me up, carrying me for a little bit until she realizes the amount of pain I'm in.

Fuck she's strong, she sets me down.

Ahri: Oh shoot! Sorry... I forgot...

Y/N: It's alright, hey, just help me to the couch.

Ahri helps me to the couch and wraps her tails around me, almost making a bed of fur for me to lay into.

Ahri: Someone's tired, bad sleep?

Y/N: Last time I slept was in a hospital bed, so yeah, a little rough, also had a bad dream where I lost my arm.

Ahri: That's... really rough... but I'm happy you're still with us!

She hugs me, pushing me over on the couch and lying beside me, nuzzling my chest.

Y/N: Trust me, I am too, Eve would've been pissed if I died.

Ahri: I would've killed you if you died!

Ahri and I both giggle, she'd find a way, I'm sure.

Ahri: So... were you always this rugged and... bad boy looking?

Y/N: Nope, not until I went to prison, Ionian prison, that shit sucked.

Ahri: You were in prison?! I'm dating a criminal?!

Y/N: No, you're dating a special forces soldier turned criminal, because the leadership and ideology he believed in was flawed as fuck.

Ahri: Oh... wait, a criminal?!

Y/N: Ugh...

I facepalm, she just giggles at me.

Ahri: Honestly, that makes you so much hotter...

What? What the fuck?

Y/N: WHAT?!

Ahri giggles again, she holds her stomach in laughter, gently slapping me with her tails.

Ahri: No but that's... I'm sorry Y/N...

Y/N: It's alright... I've learned to accept that part of my rehabilitation, the hard part is the flashbacks and the dreams.

Ahri: Is it about Belle...?

Y/N: Yeah, and many other things, Eve told you?

Ahri: Yeah, secrets aren't really a thing in our group, we all tell each other everything... now that you're on the inside, you get to learn that!

Y/N: I'm sure everything will spill eventually, if not then Eve can just tell you.

Ahri: Fair, so how's all the other girls?

Y/N: Kai is really quiet, but I got her to relax, she's so loveable, so nice, talented too, amazing. Kali? She's a riot, she really lets me have fun and not question my sanity unlike my friend Jinx does. Kali is fun too, and funny. Now I'm just waiting for you...

Ahri: You get to Sera?

Y/N: Probably after you, you compassionate, fun little fox.

Ahri: I can only resist you for so long Y/N, kiss the fox.

She puckers her lips; I pop my head up and kiss her as we lay on the couch.

Her and Kali are so goofy, I love it.

Ahri's tails wrap around my body, squeezing me gently as I cup her face with my hands.

This kiss is something else, it's definitely just her that makes it so special.

I pull back and we stare at each other, her ears fluttering a little bit.

Ahri: That was... hot...

Y/N: Yeah...

She notices I'm looking at her ears.

Ahri: Yeah, they're re- Ah! Oh- oooh... *purr*

I can't help but snicker as I rub her ears, she loves it.

I feel her nails start to dig in my chin.

Y/N: Alright! Ah! Sorry... it was too tempting.

Ahri: That's our little secret... save it for a special occasion only!

She slaps me with a tail, point taken.

Sera jumps over the couch and lands on the ottoman.

Sera: Incoming!

Sera realizes she interrupted our moment.

Sera: Oh... sorry...

Y/N: It's okay, Ahri and I were just finishing up our snuggle session.

Ahri: Yeah, might see what Kai is up to, might have to make it up to her for ragging on her outside the elevator... love ya Y/N.

Y/N: Love you too.

She pecks me on the lips and rolls off of me, beelining it to Kai'Sa's room, once again, leaving me alone with one of the girls, this time Seraphine.

I sit up and face Sera, we sit right across from each other, me on the couch and her on the ottoman.

She flashes me a smile that's just way too cute for anybody, nobody should have a smile like that, it's deadly.

I smirk back, then she breaks the silence.

Sera: So, you're pretty popular!

Y/N: Yep, didn't know you guys were trying to share me.

Sera: Of course! It was my idea anyway...

Y/N: Was it? It might've killed me, who knows?

Sera: Oh relax, you know you love it. The girls all love you! Including yours truly...

She plops on the couch next to me, her hair flopping on my one leg.

Y/N: How long have you been with the K/DA? Some of the fliers I see don't have you on it.

Sera: Yeah, there was a time where I just sat in my room, making my own music, playing with my cat... I didn't know it'd take me here, to meet the K/DA and actually... be part of them.

Y/N: I feel that, I didn't think I'd date a celebrity, but we're here now! Right?

Sera: Yep, yep...

She drapes her head on my shoulder, she picks it up when I start moving my arm, wrapping around her.

She's on the metal arm side, so I gotta make sure it's comfortable for her.

Sera: You ever just feel like... you don't belong somewhere? Like, you're just out of place.

I know exactly how it feels, should I tell her? YES! Course I fucking should!

Y/N: I have, multiple times I have felt like that.

Sera: Really?

Y/N: When I served in the Noxian army, when I was in prison, when I made it to Zaun, even when I first held Eve's hand, even here... I feel out of place everywhere, it's a feeling that I've grown used to, what helps me get over it is... if they didn't want you there, you wouldn't be there, so you aren't out of place, you're all good.

Sera: That's... that's really true, I guess you're right.

Y/N: If K/DA didn't want you Sera, you wouldn't be here right now, you and me probably would have never met, I don't want to imagine that, we're here now, you and me.

I brush my other hand down her face, she puts her hand it, blushing with that adorable smirk.

She takes initiative and kisses me first, I kiss her back, then she wraps her arms around my neck, pulling me down on top of her.

These girls all unique in their own way, all amazing... you really can't have just one... they got me...

Author's Note:

THIS ONE IS LONG AS FUCK! I needed to make it long enough for Y/N To rizz up all the gals, so here yall go, hope u enjoyed it, do the thing, no song recommendation im too tired, if anyone wants a song recommendation then someone else can recommend you that, how about that?

jk: The Ghost Inside - Broken Bells


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