Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Just some Hermitcraft incorrect quotes. There may be swearing in some of the quotes and the hermits will prob... Mer

Pronouns n stuff
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40k Reads QnA
Correct Quotes!
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Joe: Is this how you imagined your lifes would go?

Stress: Yes.

Beef: Pretty much.

Doc: To be fair, we were very depressed children.

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Keralis: You do realise there's a rumour going around that you're in love with Jev?

Wels: A rumour? Are you telling me people are doubting it?

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Pearl: Shut up you're not a person, you're a testicle.

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Mumbo: I made a playlist for hiking.

Cub: Really?

Mumbo: It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem

Mumbo: I call it my Trail Mix

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Iskall: I have a new hoodie.

Etho: Wrong.

Etho: We have a new hoodie.

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Ex: Suma, I'm not goofing around.

X: I don't ever think you're goofing intentionally. It's just your true self coming through.

Ex: Don't you think it's sort of endearing tho?

X: No.

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True: go big or go home!

Hypno, curled up on the floor in tears: I am begging you True. For once in your life, please, go home. Just this once. Go home

True, whispering: I'm going big

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Bdubs: How do you make a date more romantic?

Gem: Try being more mysterious.

[Later]

Ren: Where are we going?

Bdubs: None of your fucking business.

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Hels: Are you flirting with me?

Grian: Have been since we met, but thanks for noticing.

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Tfc: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.

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Cleo: Am I going too far?

Zed: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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BadTimes: You're doing great, Exy!

Biffa: No you're not.

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Impulse: When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life

Impulse: Now that I am older I know that it is

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Scar: Listen, I can explain...

False: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?

xB: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!

NPG: You guys are getting paid?

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Tango: We all learn from our mistakes.

Jevin: Then you should be a genius by now.

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Today's question:

On a scale from one to ten, how many ups can go left when the sky is a potato?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors

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