Interviewing: xXxTyeXx April 18,2011
AUTHOR NOTE: SORRY, FOR TOO MANY CAPS LOL. IT'S JUST TYE WRITES IN CAPS XD.
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Q: So lets do it now
A: OKRA...WHAT DO YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT 'ME'...THE AWESOME ONE THE ........EPIC ONE?!?!
Q: Lol I want to know, how you found about Wattpad?
A: MY FRIEND TOLD ME ABOUT IT......
Q: What did she say about it?
A: SHE SAID IT HAD THIS 'HEATED' BOOK SHE WAS READING....NASTY BRUTE... AND SHE SAID THAT THE BOOKS ON THIS SITE WERE REALLY GOOD...
Q: What made you sign up?
A: I WAS USING IT FOR MONTHS AND I WANTED TO CUSS OUT SOMEONE A TIME SO I DECIDED TO GET AN ACCOUNT...
Q: Lol. violent! this is supposed to be a community and safe environment. tsk tsk. What was your first story you read?
A: LOL.....ERM....Little Miss Emo and Mr. Preppy Pants. Oh God Not Another Arranged Marriage Sory... longest title EVER!!!
Q: Rofl! i hate those type of things lol. Do you remember how old you were?!
A: 12 I THINK....
Q: How old are you now?
A:13
Q: What is your sign?
A: IDK...I THINK CAPRICORN
Q: When is your birthday?
A: 11TH OF JANUARY...
Q: Yup, you're a Capricorn. So, since you been here for like about a year. Do you hate the new changes?
A: YER!!!! ESPECIAlly the thingy on the home page where you could see everything someone wrote....people coud stalk you.....IF I WANTED TO BE STALKED ID ASK MY WEIRD FRIEND TO DO IT FOR ME!!
Q: Lol. Or you would ask me xD haha. So, do you have any favorite authors on here?
A: YEA....YOU'RE WEIRD ENOUGH.........XxSkater2Girl16Xx, State-of-the-ART....-gasps- I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE?!?!.....xxRandomxThoughtsxx, lily-rain, bettyboo125bo, and racingheart
Q: Lol it's me silly xD. So, who are your favorite authors outside?
A: Ally Carter, Shannon Waverly, Rachel Hawthorne and many more...
Q: SO BEFORE GOING ON TO MY OTHER QUESTIONS, I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR OBESSION?
A: I'M OB-FUCKING-SSESSED WITH IAN SOMERHALDER!!!! AHHHHHHHH!! AND VAMPIRE DIARIES!!!!
Q: LOL WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO HIM XD?
A: .......HMMMM.....FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK THAT...
Q: WHY IS THAT?
A: I WOULD FUCK HIM SILLY!!!!LMFAO....JUST KIDDING...IM NOT THAT SACBBICLE....
Q: LOL WHAT THE FRICK IS THAT?
A: I WOULD CREAM HIM WITH WHIP CREAM AND CHOCOLATE AND TASTY THINGS AND LICK EVERY PART OF HIS BODY CLEAN.......THEN FUCK HIM..ITS WHORE IN BAJAN.....WHORE/WHORISH....TAKE YOUR PICK..
Q: ROFL! I RATHER NOT BECAUSE THERE JUST THE SAME TO ME XDMOVING ON, WHAT THE RANDOMIST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE?
A: LOL....OHHHH AND IM OBSSESSED WITH SINGING AND MUSIC....HOW COULD I FORGET THAT?!?!IVE DONE SOME PRETTY RANDOM THINGS MY FRIEND...
Q: CARE TO EXPLAIN XD
A: GETTING TO THAT......I'VE.... YELLED AT A RANDOM WOMAN THAT LOOOKED REALLY BAD....I SHOUTED AND TOLD HER JUST THAT... SLAPPED A FRIEND OF MINE IN THE FACE OUT OF BOREDOM....WE HAD AN AWESOME FIGHT!!!! AND I ALSO CUSSED OUT A HOBO.
Q: ROFL! SO, DO YOU HAVE ANY TALENTS OR PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS AND NO FORKING IAN IS NOT A TALENT XD
A: PFFFT..IT IS TO ME....I CAN SING!!....THATS ABOUT IT....WAIT NO!!
Q: WHAT?
A: I CAN GIVE BJS.....OMFG....WOW OH WOW....
Q: LOL I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
A: I MEAN I AM LEARNING TO PLAY THE GUITAR!!YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A BJ is?!?!?!
Q:NOPE.
A: WOW JLO......BLOW JUICE. GET IT YET?!?!?!
Q: SUREEE IT IS.
A: BLOW JOBS JLO!!!
Q: LOL I KNOW. SO DO U HAVE A LIFE BESIDES Wattpad?
A: YER!!!!
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO?
A: WATCH TV....ANNOY MY FRIENDS ON MSN....WATCH SERIES...SLEEP(LOVE THAT LIFE)....I ALSO LIKE TO PLAY SOME SPORTS...LIKE NETBALL
Q: THAT'S THE BEST LIFE THERE IS. SO BESIDES NETBALL, DO YOU PLAY SOMETHING ELSE?
A: NEH....NOT REALLY...JUST NETBALL...SOMETIMES VOLLEYBALL AND BASKETBALLL, FOOTBALL, CRICKET....BUT THATS FOR P.E OR FOR FUN..OHHH OR TENNNIS.
Q: MM COOL,COOL. SO DO YOU HAVE A PET PEEVE?
A: MY SISTER....EVERYTHING ABOUT HER...IDK Y...WHEN PEOPLE REPEAT THEMSELVES! OR WHEN PEOPLE SAY OMG ALLLLLL THE TIME!!!GRRRRR!!! OR WHEN PEOPLE BE IMMATURE AND PICK ON SOMEONE WHEN WHAT THEY'RE SAYING DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE... JUSTIN BIEBER ....EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM...PERIOD.....OHHHH OR WHEN SOMEONE JUST ASSUMES THEY KNOW SOME ONE AND JUDGES THEM.....ORRRRR WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU WHAT YOU LIKE OR DON'T LIKE ORRRRR WANNABES....I DISTASTE WANNABEES...SLUTS....ORRRR PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ALLLLLL THAT WHEN IN FACT THEY'RE NOT!!! I CAN GOO ON....OHHH OR PEOPLE WHO SAY LIKE CONSTANTLY!!! MAKES ME WANNA LIKE...SHOOT THEM...
Q: LOL HEY DON'T MESS WITH BIEBER THAT'S MY JOB. *WINK*. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO ?
A: JUST ABOUT ANY TYPE!!! EXCEPT METAL....
Q: WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOWS?
A: VAMPIRE DIARIES, WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU, ICARLY, DEGRASSI, WHITE COLLAR, LAW & ORDER SVU,HELLCATS, GEORGE LOPEZ, THAT'S 70s SHOW, GLEE, BAD GIRLS CLUB....LIST GOES ON....OHHHH AND JERSEY SHORE!!!! WOOOOOT!!
Q: So what type of genre do you write?
A: ROMANCE HUMOR, I HAVE A NEW BOOK COMING OUT WOOT!!
Q: What is this book about?
A: OHHH....ITS ABOUT A 'SLUT' WHO HAS A BAD EXPERIENCE WITH ONE OF HER FUCKS AND DECIDED TO CHANGE HER 'LIFESTYLE SO SHE TURNS TO A NERD FOR HELP.... THAT ONE IS JUST AN IDEA THOUGH...SOUNDS TYPICAL...NEVER READ 1 LIKE IT THO...I HAVE MORE IDEAS!!
Q: lol.. Why would she go the nerd?
A: TO GET HELP WITH HER NEW 'LIFESTYLE' SHE TRIED BY HERSELF AND FAILED MISERABLY..
Q: Ooh. I think that will sound cool and unique. So, what's your least favorite of genre?
A: HORROR, THRILLER! WAIT A THRILLER IS A SORTA HORROR RIGHT....NEVER TRIED TO SEE FOR MYSELF...TOO SCARED..
Q: lol. It's the same haha. So what made you to write?
A: ONE DAY I HAD AN IDEA AND I THOUGHT! -gasps- WHY NOT WRITE A BOOK?!?!?!......BUT I SOUNDED A LOT MORE AWESOME AND LESS DRAMTIC..
Q: lol oh wow. So what made you have your ideas?
A: IDK.....RANDOMNESS....
Q: Okay, lets make this harder. How does that idea become a story?
A: GAH....IDK....BY HAVING MORE AND MORE IDEAS TO ADD TO THE BASIC IDEA AND IT EVENTUALLY EVOLVES INTO A STORY!!
Q: lol alright! So what is your goal out of this?!
A: TO ENTERTAIN THE PEOPLE.... AND FOR MY OWN ENTERTAINMENT..
Q: lol. Mkay, I think I'm going to cry again because the interview is over, so here goes the random question: What if someone came between your relationship with Ian?
A: LOL.....I'D KILL THEM AND HANG THEM AND POKE OUT THEIR EYES AND AND FEEL IT TO MY ROT WEILER, DANGER THEN WATCH IN FASCINATION AS THE BLOOD OOZES OUT....AND I'LL PLUNGE AND EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT SHARP. SPIKEY KNIFE IN THE'IR GUT AND DO IT SLOW AND LINGERINGLY TO MAKE THEM FEEL EVERY MILLISECOND OF PAIN AND LASTLY...BEFORE I HIT THEM IN THE HEAD AND KNOCK THEM OUT WITH A CROWBAR I WHISPER EXTRA-MENACINLY IN THEIR EARS......HE IS MINE BITCH!!!!
Q: rofl xD I"ll never steal him. lol thank you for doing this interview. Did you have a fun time <Do you see why, I'm writing like this well it's because i'm scared Xd
A: HAHA....OK....NOW THAT I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T STEAL HIM!! AND YES I HAD A FUN TIME!! DONT BE SCARED...I WONT BITE....WELL THATS UNLESS YOU EVEN LAY A FINGER ON MY MAN!!!! THEN WERE COOL!!!
Q: lol. I wont. *Spots Ian and touches him, then looks at you and him and runs like a bitch*
lol the interview is over...You wouldn't want to know whyxD
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NOW YOU KNOW, YOU CAN’T TOUCH IAN BEFORE TELLING TYE. LOL. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED. I HOPE I CAN GET ON WHAT’S HOT AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE THAT TRUE (: