Tequila || lee minho ✓

By NOT_straightkids_

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❝Hi, my name is Minho and I have three cats.❞ ❝Hi, I'm Hana and I love cats.❞ ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* 『 What... More

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Felix:

Chan:
wtf felix
why does everyone make memes
outta my face

Ara:
meme material
that's why

Seungmin:
i second that

Felix:
u look so smol chan
therefore i made a meme

Minho:
aint no way u hoes woke me up
just for a meme of chans ugly face

Chan:
HEY
RUDE

Jeongin:
hey chan's face isn't ugly!!

Minho:
not the point
u guys woke me up

Jisung:
any sane person
would keep their phone on silent
if they're sleeping
that's on u my guy

Changbin:
jisung speaking facts

Ara:
as always

Jae:
why is chan's face a meme

Seungmin:
~ reAd tHe cHaT ~~ ✨

Jae:
wow
ty for that riveting piece of info min

Seungmin:
anytime :)

Jeongin:
guys what happened to
✨ chan appreciation day

Minho:
it says it in the name
we decided on day
not week
not month
not year

You:
thanks minho, we get it

Minho:
i was explaining to jeongin
not u 🙄

You:
ouch
someone's grouchy today

Hyunjin:
this is how he always is???
unless...
does minho ever become a softie 👀

Changbin:
pff what do u think hyun

Seungmin:
obv not

Hyunjin:
...yeah no

Minho:
me?? softie???
never.

You:
quit lying 🙄
ur ass was busting out uwus
the entire time we were at the cat cafe

Minho:
hEy
i don't like the exposing rn

Hyunjin:
minho busting out uwus???

Felix:
WOAHHH I WANNA SEE THAT

Minho:
ihy hana

You:
<3

Jisung:
U WERE AT A CAT CAFE TOGETHER??
WHY WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS

Chan:
top 10 anime betrayals

Changbin:
frr what an L

Ara:
jisung just screamed
i don't think he's okay
our neighbors prolly heard it too

Jisung:
the pain...
the sadness...

You:
y'all are so dramatic wtf

Seungmin:
minho is secretly a softie
we have a reason to be dramatic

Hyunjin:
^^^

Jae:
crAzY

You:
guys its actually rly simply
put a few cats in front of him
and he's softer than a baby's ass

Ara:
LMFAOFOJW
WHY DID U COMPARE HIM TO THAT-

Changbin:
I-

Jisung:
or maybe put u in front of him ;)
he'll get even softer

Felix:
AYOOOOOO

Chan:
shots fiReD-

Hyunjin:
OUTTA POCKET JISUNG
BUT THAT WAS SO GOOD

Changbin:
i wHeeZeD

Jae:
guys i think
minho disappeared

Seungmin:
who wants to guess
he's raging rn

Minho:
no, quite the opposite
i'm doin just fine.

Jeongin:
uh oh
that's never ever good

Chan:
the tEnsiOn

Minho removed Jisung from the group chat

Jae:
...oh

Seungmin:
thats why he was doin fine
should've seen it coming ngl

Ara:
GUYS STOP DOING THIS PLS
I BEG YOU
JISUNG IS THE ONE RAGING
AND SCREAMING AND YELLING
OUR NEIGHBORSSS

Changbin:
oof
maybe we should add him back minho :D

Minho:
nah, i'm good

Ara:
MINHOOOO
U CRAZY STUPID IDIOT
WHY DID U REMOVE ME
YOUR BEST FRIEND
YOUR RIDE OR DIE
I FEEL SO BETRAYEDDDD

Seungmin:
...alr then

Ara:
SO SORRY IM BACK
THE SQUIRELL IS GOIN INSANE I-

Ara added Jisung to the group chat

Ara:
he did that himself
not me
i promise

Jisung:
there we go
anyways
as i was saying

Chan:
i think enough damage has been made

Jae:
wait
where's hana???

You:
ohoh i'm right here dw

Changbin:
ghOsTinG us i see

You:
more like watching shit go down

Ara:
how are u feelin
abt this entire situation hana

You:
no comment

Jisung:
intersting...

Changbin:
jisung
we all love u and everything
but sometimes u need to just
shut the fuck up

Chan:
lAnguAgE

Minho:
fuck
shit
ass
hell

Chan:
MINHO
THE CHILDREN

Minho:
in this grp chat
i see no children
and one grandpa

Hyunjin:
AHAHFALK

Felix:
THIS IS TOO GOOD LMFAOA

Jeongin:
yeah that grandpa is u minho

Seungmin:
WOAHHAHAH
SAVAGE MAKNAE

Jeongin:
heheheheh

You:
personally
i wouldn't take that
lmfaooo u just got roasted

Minho:
shut up
idk why i'm friends with u guys
wakin me up from my nap

Seungmin:
ah yes
go get ur sleep grandpa <3
sry for waking u up

Jae:
SEUNGMINN AHAHAH

Minho:
u know what
yes, i will go back to sleep

Hyunjin:
night night!!

Jeongin:
don't let the bed bugs bite!

Ara:
sweet dreams!!!

You:
hope u sleep like a baby!!

Minho:
...
goodbye


a/n

what is this? even i dont know

just an average crackhead day in this series i guess.  i miss these group chat texts lmaoo.  there's a plot guys, i promise

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