Akira is seen at a waterfall meditating as water started floating up in the air. He breaths in heavily.
Akira: Five. Four. Three. Two. One.
(Y/N): SENSEEEEEEIIIII!!!
The water then dispels and falls back to the floor.
Akira: Hello, (Y/N). How are you doing? You getting ready for the tournament?
(Y/N): I'm doing good. And I'm super ready for the rounerment.
Akira: It's pronounced Tournament.
(Y/N): That's what I said.
Akira looked at (Y/N) with a deadpanned stare.
Akira: Do you need something?
(Y/N): No just wanted to hang out. It's been a while.
Akira: Hmm alright.
(Y/N) sits next to Akira.
Akira: I'm going to visit someone in a bit wanna come with?
(Y/N): Yes please.
Akira and (Y/N) then went to the sky as Akira then started flying with (Y/N) behind him. They flew for a while as Akira then flew to the ground of a building (Y/N) then quickly followed.
Akira: Now fair warning my friend can be a bit...much...
(Y/N): Hmmmm?
Akira then knocked on the door of capsule corp.
Akira: Hey Bulma open up you said you wanted to show me something.
The doors then opened as a lady then walked out. (Y/N) looked at her with a confused look.
Bulma: Oh hey Akira come in I got to show you som-
Bulma then noticed (Y/N) behind Akira.
Bulma: Who's this?
Akira: Bulma meet my student (Y/N). (Y/N) this is Bulma she's a genius scientist.
(Y/N): So she's smart?
Akira: Very smart.
(Y/N): Ooh.
Bulma: But come in I have to show you something Akira.
They went inside as Akira stopped (Y/N) from entering a laboratory.
Akira: (Y/N) stay here. I'll be back in a few don't touch anything except the air.
(Y/N) pouts as he then floated to the sky not touching the ground.
Bulma: Why is he staying here?
Akira: Unless you want your stuff blowing up he's staying there.
Bulma blinked repeatedly in confusion, as she just shrugs and enters with Akira close behind her.
Bulma: Yeah, my dad needed to show you something.
Akira then went over to Dr. Briefs. Dr. Briefs is seen looking through a telescope.
Dr. Briefs: Honey, Akira, good news! I've isolated the gay gene! Now we'll finally be able to make it through Manhattan at a decent time! I knew this combination telescope-microscope would come in handy. Also, there's a giant meteor coming towards the city. Quick, get me Bruce Willis, Steve Buscemi and Aerosmith!
Akira: What about Ben Affleck?
Dr. Briefs: What about your bacon stash?
Cut to (Y/N) floating in midair.
(Y/N): So, if I blow this meteor up, I get bacon?
(Y/N) fire a Kamehameha wave at the meteor. Cut to, Bulma and Akira watching on a hillside.
Bulma: Did it work?
The Kamehameha wave hits the meteor and dissipates.
Akira: Nnnnope.
(Y/N): NOOO! MY BACOOOOOONNNN! (gets blown away by the meteor)
Cut to the meteor passing by the city and explodes, with its fragments raining down inside the city.
Bulma: (gets up and looks at the raining fragments in the sky) Well... Good news is, we're not dead. Is that a new building? (shows a mysterious new building)
Akira: That's a fortress Bulma.
The building is revealed to be a gigantic fortress with a crowd gathered around it.
VOICE 1: What the heck do you think's inside?
VOICE 2: I bet it's Jesus! I'm calling Jesus! You heard it here, folks--I said Jesus!
A door opens and a soldier walks out of the space station
VOICE 3: Hi, Jesus!
SOLDIER: Okay, guys, move out. This is easy pickings. (he along with a group of other soldiers walk down the stairs)
VOICE 2: Look, everyone! It's Jesus' death army! ...Something about what I just said doesn't sound right.
SOLDIER: Inhabitants of Remnant! Prepare to be conquered in the name of Lord Slug!
VOICE 2: (as the crowd applause) We love you, Jesus!
SOLDIER: What the hell is going on? Heh, open fire.
The line of soldiers open fires on the now screaming crowd. Cut Lord Slug inside his ship.
LORD SLUG: (makes a mumbling, crunching noise)
ZEEUN: Gyoshu! Why is the process of terra-freezing the planet taking so long?
GYOSHU: You can just say "terra-freezing process". "Terra-freezing the city!" sounds redundant.
ZEEUN: Well, why is it taking so long?
GYOSHU: Because apparently, someone needed a f**king English lesson.
ZEEUN: You listen here! King Piccolo is on borrowed time! (Lord Slug growls) We-- Uh, oh! (turns around) I-I... Uh... I am so sorry. That was a total slip-up on my part. Please forgive me, King Piccolo... I did it again. (Lord Slug fires a blast at his chest) UAAAARGGH! (falls on the floor)
LORD SLUG: (unintelligentable mumbling)
GYOSHU: How long will it take? Well, King Piccolo. I believe it will take-- (Lord Slug growls) No, wait! I said it because he did! I said it because he did-- (gets blasted by Lord Slug) AAAH! (falls on the floor)
LORD SLUG: (unintelligentable mumbling)
KAKUJA: Well, Lord Slug. It is my humble opinion, Lord Slug, that it will take three days to contact her, Lord Slug. Go Team Slug.
LORD SLUG: (unintelligentable mumbling)
KAKUJA: Thank you, Lord Slug.
LORD SLUG: (unintelligentable mumbling)
KAKUJA: Your Vicodin? In the bowl next to you.
LORD SLUG: (mumbles and munches down on a couple handfuls of pills)
KAKUJA: Oh, look at him go.
Cut to outside the space station with (Y/N) kicking a soldier in the face.
SOLDIER: Oh, God! All I see is glass and blood!
Akira jumps back and kicks one soldier away, punches another one in the face, and kicks an attacking soldier.
Inside the ship Lord Slug is getting surrounded by a dark aura as his youth returns to him.
LORD SLUG: (laughs as he grows young) (fluently) Lord Slug the Almighty has retuuuurrrned! My youth, my strength, my impeccable singing voice!
("What a Wonderful World" by Louie Armstrong starts playing as a satellite files up into space and creates a mist that pollutes the earth, killing plants and wildlife)
LORD SLUG: (singing to "What a Wonderful World", but with his own lyrics)
♪I see trees of brown and skies of black♪
♪And I think to myself, what a wonderful world!♪
Cut to (Y/N) waking up.
(Y/N): Wh-where am I?
Random old guy: That meteor kicked your ass. Turns out it was full of bad guys, too. Who knew?
(Y/N): Wow, I must have been out for a while. It's all...snowy.
Random old guy: I know, right? It's almost like--
(Y/N): IT'S CHRISTMAAAAASSS!!!!
Cut to outside Capsule corp with grimm' skeleton on the front yard.
BULMA: (from inside the house) It's really a shame how hard it is to find food with all the animals dying.
Soldiers then get blown away by an unexpected ki blast. Cut to a shadowy figure holding up a soldier.
SOLDIER: Oh, my God. Are you Batman?
The shadow figure flings the screaming soldier aside into the light, smashing its glass and revealing the shadowy figure to be Akira. "Disturbed - Glass Shatters" starts playing.
AKIRA: All right, what's your gimmick?
DORODABO: Gimmick?
AKIRA: Yeah, like the last guys I fought without my student. They were all Misfit Minions and crap. What are you?
ANGIRA: We're just here for your planet. Though if I had to choose, I'd say I'm the pretty one.
AKIRA: Eh, six out of ten.
ANGIRA: You sassy bitch.
AKIRA: (to Medamatcha) That makes you the weird one with the freaky power.
MEDAMATCHA: I can spawn mini-mes!
AKIRA: Spectacular. (to Dorodabo) And that would make you no doubt the big, tough, stupid one.
DORODABO: You take that back or I'll kill you!
AKIRA: All right, all right. You're not tough.
DORODABO: That's better!
Readers: Wait, didn't you...
AKIRA: Give him a minute.
(short pause)
DORODABO: Hey! You son of a bitch! (lunges forward and tries punching Akira, but rams his fist into the back of a cargo truck)
AKIRA: Now, now. That truck is not your eating disorder.
DORODABO: (removes his fist from the truck) You're a penis!
AKIRA: So long since you've seen yours that you don't even recognize one, do ya?
(Akira leaps off the truck and lands on a roof with Dorodabo following and attempts to punch Akira again, but Akira catches and crushes his fist, causing Dorodabo to scream in pain, and then grabs his wrist.)
DORODABO: Please don't break mah arm.
AKIRA: No. (breaks Dorodabo's arm, who screams in pain)
DORODABO: Aaaaaaahhh!
Skip to Dorodabo punching Akira, but Akira block the attack and kicks him off the roof.
DORODABO: He thinks he's so great, I'ma show him! (runs back inside the building, but gets knocked off the roof) Oh, goddammit! (runs back inside the building) Alright! Go for the left! He won't see me comin' from-- (gets knocked off the roof again) Ahh! he saw it comin'! Fine! I'll wait down here and catch him off-guard! (runs back inside the building)
AKIRA: (from inside the building) Hey. How's it goin'?
DORODABO: (from inside the building) Oh, hey. I'm just waitin' for that green jerk so I can surprise him.
AKIRA: (from inside the building) Neat.
DORODABO: Yeah! He'll never see it comin-- Oh.
(Akira blows him out the windows of the building)
DORODABO: Urgh. All right, look. I know we said some things, but I bet if we just talk to each other a little, we could become friends. What do you say? High five?
AKIRA: Down low.
DORODABO: Wha--?
AKIRA: Too slow. (blasts Dorodabo in the face)
MEDAMATCHA: All right, babies. Come back to papa! (the mini-Matchas fly away from the civilians) It's daddy's turn to get a shot at him now! (fires a blast at the civilians)
AKIRA: WHY CAN'T YOU SAVE YOUR OWN DAMN SEEEEEELF?! (moves in and takes the blast to save the civilians)
MEDAMATCHA: Ha ha! The boss is gonna love this!
(cut to Lord Slug inside his ship)
LORD SLUG: Oh, God. I love this! My skin is so f**king smooth!
(cut back to the battle)
MEDAMATCHA: Now, to finish them off! (kicks Akira off the civilians)
AKIRA: Ow.
MEDAMATCHA: Papa Medamatcha's gonna make you his bitch! (evades an incoming ki blast) Gah!
ANGIRA: Who the hell?
(Y/N) arrive on the scene.
MEDAMATCHA: (chuckles) Look! Another couple of putzes to knock around! This should be fu-- ((Y/N) turns around and walks over to the civilians) What, bitch?! I'm talking to you! I will smack you with my dick!
(Y/N): Don't worry, random people. I'll save Christmas.
Stranger: But...it's not Christmas.
(Y/N): Then why is it snowing, stranger?
ANGIRA: Not to be rude, but we've got better things to do.
MEDAMATCHA: Yeah! We're gonna take your planet, and--
(Y/N): Steal Christmas?
ANGIRA: Does he mean Freeza Day?
MEDAMATCHA: What the hell's a Christma-- ((Y/N) grabs him with his legs and flings him towards the ship) Aaaaaah! (flies into the ship, which explodes, and gets up from the rubble) Oh, I don't give a s**t what Christmas is now! I just know I'm going to kill it! And then my little Matchas are going to RAPE IT!
(Y/N): Nobody rakes Christmas.
(Angira plants both his arms down on the ground and grabs (Y/N)'s feet)
ANGIRA: Medamatcha!
MEDAMATCHA: Suck him dry, boys! (spawns four mini-Matchas, with three of them grabbing (Y/N) from behind and one of them grabbing (Y/N)'s face)
(Y/N): (muffled) Hmm, what to do?
(Medamatcha grabs (Y/N)'s head and prepares to bite him, but (Y/N) punches him and powers up, throwing the mini-Matchas off)
ANGIRA: You little upstart prick! Yaaah! (shoots a mouth blast at (Y/N), but (Y/N) fires his own blast that goes inside his mouth and explodes) Uuuaargh! (falls down on the ground)
(Y/N): (grabs Medamatcha's body with one hand) And that's how I saved Christmas. (throws Medamatcha's body at the soldiers) Again.
Stranger: Well that was unnecessarily brutal. (see multiple screaming soldiers running back into the ship) What about them?
(Y/N): They can live. (an explosion erupts from inside the ship) Or not.
LORD SLUG: (walks outside of his ship) God, we go through soldiers here like copy paper. (to (Y/N)) If you're with the government or the church, get the f**k off my property. Which, considering I now own this rock, is effectively everything.
(Y/N) charges at Lord Slug, who leaps away before (Y/N) can reach him. (Y/N) then leaps up into the sky, with Lord Slug reappears up front and punches him in the face. (Y/N) then falls headfirst into the ground.)
LORD SLUG: (walks towards (Y/N)'s lower body) You know, there's a certain sport I excel at. (grabs one of (Y/N)'s legs)
(Y/N): (muffled) What's it called?
LORD SLUG: (pulls (Y/N) out of the ground) Competitive bitch toss! (tosses (Y/N) straight through a truck and inside a building)
We skip to (Y/N))
(Y/N): (thinking) All right. I've just gotta pull myself together. At least he's not shooting laser eyes at me or something. (Lord Slug shoots eye beams at him) He's an X-Man! (dives to the side to avoid the explosion and lands on Iguana Street) Oh great, Iguana Street. Now I'm gonna get mugged. But joke's on them; I have no money-- (gets punched by Lord Slug) AAUGH! (his head bursts through the wall of another building) Oh, hey. I should take Nora here. She'll love this place. (Lord Slug pulls him out of the wall and punches him down the street) AAUGH!
LORD SLUG: This is amazing. I feel like a young strapping lad, beating his meat furiously for the first time!
Author: (telepathically) (Y/N)! Do you hear me?
(Y/N): (thinking) Hey, King Kai. My nipples are rigid right now.
Author: (telepathically) That's... Anyway, I noticed you're having a hard time down there.
(Y/N): (thinking) Yeah, he's pretty really strong. I'm not sure what to do. But if I fail, Christmas is doomed!
Author: But it's not... (a light bulb shines above his head) (telepathically) I mean, yes. (Y/N), it's Christmas. And you're about to let Christmas die.
(Y/N): (thinking) But he's so strong! I don't think I can--
Author: (telepathically) (Y/N)! You are the only one who can do this. You are the Champion of Christmas.
LORD SLUG: (chuckles) DIIIIIE! (throws another punch at (Y/N), but (Y/N) catches it with his hand) Huh?
((Y/N) powers up and gets engulfed in a golden aura)
(Y/N): HAAAAAAAAAA! (crushes Lord Slug's hand)
LORD SLUG: Son of a bitch! My whittling hand!
(Y/N): (in a booming, echoing voice) I AM CHAMPION CHRISTMAS! HYAAAAAAAH! (charges forward and kicks Lord Slug into a building)
Author: Now we are a step closer to super Sayain alright then.
We skip to Lord Slug flying out of a building and hitting the ground)
LORD SLUG: What the hell got into you?
(Y/N): (in a booming, echoing voice) I WILL STOP YOU FROM DESTROYING CHRISTMAS!
LORD SLUG: What are you talking about? It's July!
(Y/N): (in a booming, echoing voice) DON'T "JULY" TO ME! IT'S SNOWING!
LORD SLUG: I froze your planet, you mook!
(Y/N): (in a booming, echoing voice) Wha? (pupils reappears) Awwww.
(Y/N): (normal voice) Well, I still have to defeat you! And you can't win with a broken arm! (Lord Slug tears off his injured arm) (powers down) No, no, no. You're supposed to leave it on. It gets better.
LORD SLUG: (screams and grows a new arm)
(Y/N): Or, you know...grow it back. Wait a minute... That means your... (Lord Slug removes his other sleeve and his helment) ...jaw is enormous!
(Lord Slug starts growing into a giant)
(Y/N): (thinking) Hold on a minute. I know now! I know what he is! He's a--
Author: (telepathically) Do not say Yoshi!
(Y/N): ...I'ma still think it.
(Y/N): Hold on a second. Now I may not be the brightest knife in the crayon box, but that sure sounds a lot like... (Lord Slug growls and walks forward) Hey! You wouldn't be related to King Piccolo, would you? I hope that doesn't sound racist... I've gotta be careful about that. We're still on Iguana Street. (Squeals and moves out of the way as Lord Slug tries stomping on him and then destroys a building) (thinking while hiding behind a building) Okay, do Namekians know about sensing energy? I seem to remember they don't-- (runs and evades another attack) Oh, God! They do!
((Y/N) tries running off in one direction, but Lord Slug blocks his path with his hand. (Y/N) then turns around to run in the other direction and Lord Slug head pops up right beside him.)
LORD SLUG: Hey.
(Y/N): Hi.
LORD SLUG: How's it going?
(Y/N): Eh, ya know. kinda bummed it isn't actually Christmas.
LORD SLUG: Yeah, kinda sucks.
((Y/N) and Lord Slug stare at each other in silence for a few seconds)
(Y/N): (quickly cupping his hands together) KAMEHAME--
LORD SLUG: HA! (fires a point-blank mouth blast at (Y/N), clearing the entire section of the city) Ah, there's no kill quite like overk-- (sees (Y/N) still standing) Huh? How did I miss him? I shot him point blank!
(Y/N): (reveals he blocked the blast with his arms as one of his wristbands fall off) I love you, lucky wristbands.
LORD SLUG: COME HERE! (stretches one arm at (Y/N), who leaps up and lands on it)
(Y/N): (while running up Lord Slug's arm) Running, running, running, running, FACE! (blasts Lord Slug in the face)
LORD SLUG: Raah! (fall on the ground) Yah! (fires eye beams)
(Y/N): (narrowly dodges eye beams) Whoa, hot!
LORD SLUG: GET OVER HERE! (stretches one arm and grabs (Y/N))
(Y/N): (as Lord Slug holds him with both hands) Now, I know what you're thinkin', "Should I crush him?" And the answer may surprise you. (Lord Slug crushes him and squeaks) Aah!
LORD SLUG: Huh? What the? (crushes (Y/N) four more times, who squeaks each time) This is amazing!
(Y/N): Why does everyone laugh when they do that? That's my ribs crushing my lungs! (squeaks again as Lord Slug crushes him) Augh!
LORD SLUG: (chuckles)
(Y/N) then vanished out of his grasp and to the ground.
(Y/N): Kaio-Ken! (powers up to Kaio-Ken)
LORD SLUG: Kaio--
(Y/N) flies up and bursts straight through Lord Slug's torso, causing him to scream and fall on his ship)
(Y/N): Now I must go. My planet needs me. (flies up through the dark cloud and sings to himself while raising both arms in the sky) ♪Sun, sun, Mr. Golden Sun. Kill my enemies!♪ (finishes gathering energy for the Spirit Bomb)
LORD SLUG: (flies up through the clouds) If I die, I'm taking you with me!
(Y/N): SEE YOU IN HFIL! (throws the Spirit Bomb down on Lord Slug)
LORD SLUG: AAAAAAUUUGH! (get engulfed by the Spirit Bomb and hits the satellite) WHY DIDN'T I ASK FOR IMMORTALITYYYYYYYYYYY?!
Following the destruction of the satellite, the terra-freezing process is reversed and the dark clouds disappears, restoring the Earth's peaceful atmosphere.
(Y/N): Now that I've defeated King Piccolo, I can wish back Chiaotzu, Master Roshi and Krillin. (looks up in the sky and smiles) Wait who are they again?
Akira: Good job kid.
Akira lands next to (Y/N) and pats him on the back.
(Y/N): Heh heh my ribs feel funny.
Akira: Would be surprised if they didn't.
(Y/N) then began to fall into a quiet subconscious as Akira stopped him from hitting the floor and put him on his back.
Akira: Let's get you some senzu beams kid.
Akira then began slowly flying with (Y/N) on his back to capsule corp.
???: That sayain defeated slug. Looks like we will have to go further with our plans. Mira go collect our next asset. Salem already sent her minions.
Mira: Yes ma'am. But why do you ally yourself with Salem?
???: Because she and I have one of the same goals it won't matter after anyway.
A lady in glasses and a lab coat then comes in.
???: Research has made significant progress though with some turbulence thanks to Akira.