Mintzy: Today's ship was requested by Maikkuxx and is different then all the ones we've done. Because this time it's not about the giant alien robots! -
Starscream: okie, we get it. Just say the ship so this can be over.
Mintzy: interrupt me again and I'm cutting you off the show.
Starscream: *sarcastically* Oh no. How terrifying, I'm so worried.
Knockout: Maybe if we annoy her enough she'll kick us out.
Mintzy: *glares*
Miko: That's no fun! I still want to know who we're talking about, go on mintzy!
Mintzy: AHEM! As I was saying! Today's ship is Miko × Jack!
Jack: Wait what?
Miko: NEVERMIND! I'm with knockout! Let's get out of here!
Knockout: Not so fun when your involved eh human?
Miko: I'm going to tear you up!
Knockout: Don't even dare! Touch the finish and your as good as dead.
Bulkhead: I thought this thing was only about us cybertronians?
Arcee: Apparently, mintzys 'readers' don't care who it is.
Mintzy: Hahaha, this is pretty much the only human ship in the show . . . That I know of. Wait, no, there's also jacks mom and agent fowler.
Jack: *groans* uuuuugghhhh, don't remind me.
Miko: Hahaha, sucker!
Starscream: Besides, we decepticons don't know anything about the autobots pets, so why are we here for this one?
Mintzy: Because you guys are my favorite to write, duh.
Breakdown: I will never get used to that.
Mintzy: Used to what?
Breakdown: You referring to us as characters.
Knockout: Okay, okay. So we are you favorite to write, but out of us, who is your favorite decepticon to write.
Mintzy: oh that's easy! You.
Knockout: Me???
Mintzy: I like your sass. I have a few stories I've written with you as the main character.
Breakdown: That is extremely creepy.
Arcee: Why knockout, out of everyone?
Mintzy: *shrugs* Maybe it's the finish.
Knockout: why of course!
Miko: seriously?
Mintzy: hey, writing fanfictions is more fun when you like the characters!
Arcee: I'm not surprised actually.
Miko: your so strange. Why do you even write fanfictions?
Mintzy: Its a way to improve my writing! Also, it's just fun!
Jack: I'm not surprised.
Miko: How does writing us talking to eachother help you improve your writing?
Mintzy: Because it helps me understand how different types of characters would talk and think to all kinds of scenarios.
Raf: Oh, huh, that makes sense actually.
Jack: Don't encourage it.
Knockout: Of course the nerd human would understand.
Ratchet: Oh shut it you, your making this more insufferable by constantly adding in details that don't need to be added.
Knockout: *sarcastically* Wow, such wise words from such an annoying old bot.
Aree: *Rolls optics* such an original come back.
Starscream: this is so stupid.
Megatron: Agreed.
Shockwave: Yes, this is stupid. I don't know anything about these humans. I cannot say if they are compatible or not.
Soundwave: *nods*
Miko: Trust me, we are NOT compatible.
Jack: *nods* we are completely different.
Shockwave: That's what everyone says.
Arcee: Nah, they really aren't. They have such different ways of thinking, that them being together would be like ratchet and wheeljack together.
Ratchet: *grumbles* Don't remind me. I never want to hear about that again.
Bulkhead: Won't we forget this.
Ratchet: We'll forget, but I'll know.
Bulkhead: uhm- OK?????
Mintzy: OH wait! I forget him AGAIN! *Snaps fingers and wheeljack appears*
Wheeljack: I sense that people were talking about me and ratchet.
Ratchet: DONT BRING IT BACK UP YOU IDIOT.
Arcee: See? Wheeljack would be miko and ratchet would be Jack. Just doesn't work.
Wheeljack: I'm miko!
Jack: Why am I ratchet? *frowns*
Miko: Oh yay! I'm wheeljack!
Ratchet: what? You would be LUCKY to be me. But if I'm like anyone I'm much more like Raf.
Raf: *smiles*
Shockwave: I understand your point arcee.
Arcee: Told ya.
Wheeljack: Wait, why am Ratchet and I being compared to Jack and miko?
Knockout: Because that's the ship today.
Wheeljack: HAHAHA! I'm sorry miko but that's hilarious!
Miko: You can only laugh because I laughed at you! So it's fair.
Wheeljack: But you laugh at everyone.
Mintzy: Did everyone answer?
Arcee: I don't know, your the writer. Shouldn't you know?
Mintzy: I write this in my spare time throughout several days, so I don't know.
Breakdown: Well, read what you wrote.
Mintzy: Gross, why would I read my own writing?
Jack: so that you know what you wrote?
Mintzy: Fine. *Then I did, and it looks good and is hilarious to me* Yep, seems good to me.
Starscream: *Facepalms* Finally.
*Camera shuts off*
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Authors note:
Thank you everyone for reading!
I know my posts aren't very consistent with this, so I was thinking of making a schedule. If nobody actually cares then why stress over it. But I was thinking every Friday to make it easier to figure out?
Let me know! :)