((Ik I should be updating 365 but sHH))
So if you're friends with me (@ maya), or have ever glanced at my AO3 bookmarks, you must know that:
(Like most of you) I REALLY, REALLY AM ADDICTED TO CAKE SMUT.
No but like-I'm 99% certain I have sexual addiction.
BUT my problem isn't that I may have an addiction or not.
MY PROBLEM, Cake fanfiction writers take note, IS THAT I HAVE READ ALL THE BEST CAKE SMUT, AND I'M RUNNING DRY, MY THIRST LEVELS ARE UP.
Now I know, I know it's hard to write smut bc I get you, but still. At least try. Please.
Some people are uncomfortable with smut and that's cool yo, I may not be able to see through your eyes ever, but we chill.
BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE PLEASE JUST SOMEONE WRITE STRAIGHT UP CAKE SMUT ONESHOTS.
((Preferably Dom!Cal and Bottom!Luke okay bc I'm starting to get really disturbed with Bottom!Cal and it kind of sucks a lil))
And when people write boyxboy 5sos smut, and they all those other ships in there, why is it that NO cake is to be found like tf ??
Anyways I'm sorry this was pointless but help out a thirsty girl like myself if you can
OH OH OH and also why do people have to hate on the things you love when you're sad :(
Like wtf?? um okay that makes me feel loads better thank you !!
*cough* @ classmates *cough*
oH AND ISN'T PERMANENT VACATION GREAT
Anyways okay you guys are sick of me I'm oUT
-Jayden, xx