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By thomaxveve

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KOZUME KENMA X MALE!READER. y/n l/n is the gayest piece of shit who dedicates his whole life to kodzuken, his... More

00 - introduction!
01 - smelly dorm
02 - favourite streamer
03 - meeting him
04 - wedding
05 - a day out
05.5 - tiny conversations
06 - invitation
07 - his voice
08 - late night texts
09 - meet up
10 - roommates
11 - be my boyfriend
12 - new mission
13 - past feelings
14 - drunk ass hoes
15 - moving on
16 - the aftermath
18 - pool party
19 - pretending
19.5 - they're dating your honor
20 - nicknames
21 - prenk
22 - practice
23 - pre-marital sex?
24 - rich bitch
25 - crazy ass bar night pt. 1
26 - crazy ass bar night pt. 2
27 - homosexual siblings
28 - tease
29 - deepest darkest secret
30 - touch starved
31 - almost caught lackin
32 - secret room
33 - can't be mad forever
34 - new feelings
34.5 - ship sailed
35 - shitcon! pt1
36 - shitcon! pt2
37 - shitcon! pt3
38 - shitcon! pt4
39 - back home
40 - slow-paced
41 - exposed
41.5 - future plans
42 - two bros chillin'
43 - pervert.
44 - sturdy asf
45 - fallen ace
46 - caught
! upcoming book !
47 - fair trade.
! NEW BOOK !

17 - sudden call

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By thomaxveve

GAYS ONLY
group description
'fuck that old desc, cause dicks r weird'
-

sunball
HI

goddess' gf
HI SHOYO!!!!

alphabadboywolf69
OMG SHOYO!! HOW ARE YOU
AFTER LAST NIGHT???

sunball
ive never felt so shit

yamagoo-PURR 😋
HELPPP

alphabadboywolf69
awww, dw ill make you some
chocolate chip pancakes when u
come back to the dorms later 😊

yamagoo-PURR 😋
y/n is literally like a
mother for us 😭

mommy-shark
am i a joke to you?

yamagoo-PURR 😋
LIKE, UM. A SECOND MOTHER-

goddess' gf
most of u guys are super
hung over

thank goodness i didnt come...

drunk me is not a good sight 😭

goddess
thats not true.

i remember the last time you
were drunk 🤨

goddess' gf
NO U DONT.

hairless
MY FAV LESBIAN COUPLE!!

HOW ARE YALL, QUEENS??!!
😍😍😍

goddess
not this bitch again.

mommy-shark
guys.

i have an announcement.

alphabadboywolf69
omg ANNOUNCEMENT!!

yamagoo-PURR 😋
WHAT WHAT

WHAT IS IT

mommy-shark
NEKOMA RENTED OUT A
POOL AND THEY INVITED US

daddy shark
bitch. i was supposed to
announce that. 😡

mommy-shark
TOO LATE 😍

yamagoo-PURR 😋
OMG AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

POOL PARTAY

goddess' gf
YAYAYAYAYAYAYA

goddess
yay

hairless
OUR GODDESS IS HAPPY OMG

bitchy-noya
YESSSSS

GOOD JOB CAPTAIN

alphabadboywolf69
OMG THIS MEANS I GET TO SEE
KENMA AGAIN

emo-shitter
bitch u always talkin
abt yo bf

daddy milkers
FOR REAL

alphabadboywolf69
dont be jealous yall

sun-ball
OMG, I DONT HAVE TO STAY
IN KAGEYAMAS RAGGEDY ASS
ROOM ANYMORE!!!!

daddy milkers
EXCUSE ME?

sun-ball
did i ever tell you how much
i love your eyes? 😍

daddy milkers
BITCH, THAT AINT GON WORK
ON ME

sunball
YALL HEKRJDHKDG

mommy-shark
there he goes...

french fried
CAN YALL STFU

IM TRYING TO DRAG KUROO'S
BODY OUTSIDE WITHOUT LOOKING
SUSPICIOUS.

alphabadboywolf69
NAUUURRR

IM COMING DOWN THERE
TO WATCH YOU DRAG THAT HOE

french fried
you're not even gonna
help?

alphabadboywolf69
why would i? 🥺

french fried
i hate you.

-

good morning.
group description
oikawa please come to shiratorizawa.
-

whatiswap
hello again

i heard nekoma and
karasuno are having a
pool party.

without us.

this is fine.

fatassykawa
who the fuck would want
YOU at their pool party anyways?

wherethefuckaremybangs
FOR REAL.

wait

no.

i mean, WOOOOW HOW COULD
U SAY THAT ABT OUR CAPTAIN?!!?!

alphabadboywolf69
YALL ARE SO MEAN TO HIM 😭

french fried
you all are pain in the asses
so i hope you dont make it.

kodzuken
why are you coming then?

french fried
to make fun of you guys.

yamagoo-PURR 😋
i forced him 😎

french fried
bitch.

alphabadboywolf69
LMAO

ANYWAYS

hi kenma

kodzuken
hi <3

alphabadboywolf69
AGAJDHISHDUS

french fried
simp.

whatiswap
@daddy-shark

ThIS iS FIne.

daddy-shark
dont ask me.

ask kuroo.

whatiswap
@hotsciencegeek

hotsciencegeek
i woke up in the backrooms.

i dont think ill be able to
make it, ask someone else.

french fried
thats our fucking hallway you
rat.

i dragged you out there.

yamagoo-PURR 😋
HELP

hotsciencegeek
oh.

alphabadboywolf69
whoever wants to come
can come 💪😎

fatassykawa
AYO, AINT NO WAY UR
INVITING THAT HOE

alphabadboywolf69
bitch.

i said.

whoever wants to come.

CAN COME.

the more the merrier 😊

fatassykawa
im scared

Y/N USING . ALMOST
HAD ME SHITTIBG MYSELF

nickiminjajfan
bitch i already shat.

alphabadboywolf69
LMAO-

im not that scary i swear 😭

kodzuken
thats hot

hotsciencegeek
what

sunball
what

nickiminjajfan
wHaT

fatassykawa
what

alphabadboywolf69
what??? 😳

kodzuken
...

i meant its hot.

bcs the ac isnt working.

so its hot.

alphabadboywolf69
ohhh, ILL COME OVER TO
BE YOUR FAN 😋

kodzuken
okay :)

hotsciencegeek
what ac?

kodzuken
can you shut the fuck up?

hotsciencegeek
ok...

nickiminjajfan
LOL

UM

guess were joining that pool
party

daddy-shark
its a big ass pool anyways so
itll be okay

sun-ball
I PUT IT ON GOOGLE MAPS

AND ITS PART OF A RESORT

HOW COOL IS THAT

WHAG IF WE SNEAK IN

daddy-shark
no.

-

BZZTTZTTZUDTYZTZT

“AGH” y/n screams as he drops his phone onto his face. the incoming call scared the fuck out of him. he lifted his phone to check the caller id.

as soon as he saw the “💕” in the name he knew who it was and answered instantly.

“ah, y/n?”

y/n panicked, a call with kemna was even more nerve-wrecking than when he meets him in real life.

“mhm, its me. what's up?”

“nothing. im just in my room. sitting.”

y/n laughed a little, “really? what else are you doing?”

shuffling of bedsheets could be heard on the opposite end. as if kenma turned on his side. “calling you.”

y/n snorted, he wasn't that oblivious. “kenma, why'd you call me?” he smiled as he heard silence, knowing it was hesitation.

kenma could be heard saying something that was muffled on y/n's end. y/n couldn't understand what he was trying to say. it was as if he was talking into a pillow.

“hmm? sorry, i can't hear y-”

“its cause i missed you, idiot.”

y/n's face heated up. he wasn't really expecting him to say that. what he had imagined in his head was kenma changing the topic or straight up tellibg him to shut up, which he would totally comply to.

“anyways, talk to me. i want to hear your voice.”

the fucking ponies are back in y/n's stomach.

“let me prove to you that shrek is hot as h-”

“oH FOR FUCKS SAKE.”

-

a/n : 💩


twerks ✨

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