Mike: So that's how I became D.V and the Omni-King Ruler of the Gods.
*Timestop*
E: Yeah no, I'm not writing that. unless you want me to extend this book out for like another 20-30 parts sure.
*Time resume*
Minori: Can you start over? I forgot.
Hibari: Me too.
Mike: No shot. That took me an hour to explain!
Miyabi: Wait, where's Fubuki?
Reed: She and her mother went back to the mountains they said. I don't think they'll be back soon.
Roy: Shame we couldn't say goodbye.
Homura: So, if all of this is true, *Smirks* We challenge you!
Everyone: *Looks at Homura*
Reed: Do you want to die? You saw he smashed your dimension barrier into pieces!
Homura: If he can do that, certainly I can too!
Reed: That's not how it works here!
Roy: We're talking about Mike! The one who [REDACTED] surpassed the damn gods!! AND IS A DAMN GOD!
Yumi: It's fine. We'll settle this with a vote. Whichever side gets the most votes will do what the winning side says.
Mike: Fine by me. Do what you want. *Drinks a mountain dew*
Minori: Where did You-
Mike: Don't ask. Just go and vote already.
*Timeskip*
Mike: So there are somehow more people that wanna fight me than people who don't wanna fight me... well if that's what you want then I'll deliver.
Reed & Roy: ...[REDACTED].
Homura: Come on, it can't be that bad.
Yumi: It may even be a good thing. We'll be able to test our new power with a strong opponent.
Roy: She's got a point I guess. If the opponent was not Mike. or Archon. Or Zeno or literally any top tier in our dimension.
Asuka: It may even be quite fun!
Reed: *Sighs* This will not be fun. Fine. We'll fight him. But don't go crying if we end up in the hospital for the next six months.
Miyabi: Don't exaggerate.
Reed: I am not. Not at all.
Mirai: I don't wanna fight him! Especially in that dark form!!
Mike: Don't worry. I only use that forms for serious situations or for powerful opponents. So I won't need it. Unless you put up more if a fight.
Haruka: Question dear, do chemicals affect you by chance?
Mike: Doesn't matter which chemical, I've overdosed on every chemical at least once.
Haruka: Isn't that a bit concerning for your health?
Mike: Not really. Not like I care about my health cuz I eat like 500,000 calories every day.
Homura: What are we waiting for then? Let's see how strong you really are!
Mike: Don't blame me if y'all get speedblitzed. *Walks to the end of the park* I'm ready. Tell me when you are.
Homura: Alright everyone! Get into positions!
*Everyone moves into positions*
Reed & Roy: *Enter Ultra Instinct*
Mike: *Cracks his neck* You are about to see a master at work.
Asuka: Ready, and-
Homura: GO!
Mike: *Vanishes*
M.U.I Reed: *Sighs* Fu-
Mike: *Slams his foot on the floor*
*The entire park begins to shake*
Homura: Disperse everyone!
*The Shinobi girls disperse into different directions*
Mike: So it's just us two huh?
Reed: *Looks around* Roy what the hell!?
Mike: *Appears Infront of Reed* Don't let your guard down my friend! *Punches him* ZEHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Reed: *Sent back* *Spits out blood* Did you train even more!? That's excessive!
Mike: No training is excessive my friend. Only I say when my training is excessive. *Runs to Reed* Can't let ya get anymore openings-
Reed: *Jumps up* *Kicks Mike down*
Mike: *Quickly gets back up* *Elbows Reed in the face*
M.U.I Reed: *Rolls on the floor*
Mike POV: *Jumps on and rolls on top of Reed* Where is everyone else?
Reed: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, STOP ROLLING ON ME DAMNIT!
Mike: Oops sorry. *Kicks Reed away* Now where the hell did they go?
Miyabi POV: Now's my chance! It's now or never! *Transforms*
Mike: That is bright as hell. *Puts sunglasses on*
Imu: Ready?
Miyabi: As I'll ever be! Charge ladies!
*The Hebijo academy girls charge at Mike*
Mike: *Looks their way* Not the worst strategy not the best- *Pinned down*
M.U.I Reed: Your fault for being off guard. Now Roy!
Miyabi: Ryōna, Ryōbi, fire away!
Ryōna, Blue & Ryōbi: Roger that! *Fires at Mike*
M.U.I Roy: *Summons his trident* Remember the first time!?
Mike: Of course I do. And the exact same thing is gonna happen- *pinned down further*
M.U.I Roy: Not gonna happen!
Miyabi: Keep him down!
Mike POV: I wonder where everyone else is. Probably making a strategy or whatever.
Homura: Screw this! *Uses her Crimson mode* *Charges at Mike*
Asuka: HOMURA HOLD ON- Nevermind! *Goes Sage mode* *Charges at Mike*
Mike POV: There goes that idea.
Yumi: Reed! Get out of there!
M.U.I Roy: Hell's Judgement! *Throws his trident*
Yumi: *Freezes Mike*
M.U.I Reed: *Jumps up* Injection,
*Everyone jumps out of the bushes*
*Timestop*
E: This is all happening very quickly and in like 1 second.
*Time resume*
Red: BAZOOKA GATLING! *Sends hundreds of air blasts*
Green: Giant Hammer slam! *Slams the hammer into Mike*
Miyabi: Super Secret Ninja Art: Amaterasu! *Ignites her blade*
Katsuragi: Super Secret Ninja Art: Gigantic Stamp! *Descends onto Mike*
Orange: Enma! Give me your might! *Sends multiple air slashes*
Asuka: Ultimate Ninja Art: 12 gates of truth! *Dashes towards Mike*
Homura: Ultimate Ninja Art: King Of Hell! *Sends a large energy cutter*
Mike: *Stands up* Ok so what's happening- *looks around* Ah. I see. So you want me to get serious it seems.
Ryōna: Oh yeah, most definitely! Use more power to strike me harder! Yes! Yes!
Ryōbi: SHUT UP!
Mike: Nah not worth it. *Swipes all their attacks away* Now for Reed.
M.U.I Reed: SHOT! *Descends upon Mike-
Mike: Trick Star. *Swaps places with Reed*
M.U.I Reed: *Cancels the move* Why am I back here-
Mike: *Dashes Infront of Reed* Moshi Moshi. *Kicks Reed away*
M.U.I Reed: Aw hell- *stabbed by Roy's trident* Literal hell!
M.U.I Roy: OH HELL NAW MAN- *Impaled by his trident*
Mike: JUST LIKE LAST TIME! This time Reed was collateral damage. Didn't expect that did ya? I'm not playing with y'all!
Homura: YOU! *Strikes Mike rapidly*
Mike: *Blocks with his finger* Poor soul. Trying her hardest but it's all futile in the end.
Homura: *Rapidly cuts at Mike* I'LL DEFEAT YOU THAT'S FOR CERTAIN!
Asuka: *Dashes behind Mike* *Readies her blades*
Miyabi: *Jumps over Mike* Readies her blade*
Yumi: *Appears under Mike* Ice age. *Freezes Mike's feet*
Mike: Well that ain't a bad plan-
*A large Shockwave shakes the area*
Ikaruga: Did they really do it!?
Hikage: Looks like that's our win then. He wasn't able to transform in time.
Murasaki: Does that mean we can go rest now?
Katsuragi: Guess so.
M.U.I Reed: Something isn't right. There's no way he'd just-
Yellow: Hate to break it but he's no longer in their vicinity. He's right here... behind us...
Mike: *Smiles* That wasn't half bad. It did a pretty big number on the park. *Restores the park* Don't want to get into legal trouble that's for sure.
*The smoke reveals the 4 girls are clashing with each other*
Everyone- Mike, Reed & Roy: N-NANI!?!
Reed & Roy: We are no longer surprised.
Mike: Eh that attack gave me enough time to squeeze by all of y'all.
Chosen one: So this... Is this the power of a god..?
Mike: Omni-King. God of Gods. King of the Gods. Whatever. Doesn't really change much. Also a Naruto reference nice.
Homura: *Knocked out of her Crimson form* How are we even supposed to hit a full fledged god!? Let alone damage him! He's dodging all of our blows and the ones that get by he just blocks.
Reed & Roy: Now you regret the decision!?
Mike: You regret the decision?
Asuka: They weren't joking when you said that if you didn't exist the multiverses wouldn't exist.
Mike: Primarily that was cuz of Ultrax. Not really me.
Reed: So... Do we call it quits?
Mike: Unfortunately in sparring there has to be a winner and a loser. *Vanishes*
Everyone-Mike: Fu- *Knocked out*
Mike: *Wipes himself* Didn't expect much anyway. But I do say, they have some mighty fine potential. Their strength can increase dramatically. Now I have to get them all to a hospital. :/
Hibari: W-wait... Why am I still here?
Mike: Oh it's cuz I actually want to train you. You don't wanna be useless right?
Hibari: H-how did you know? But yes!
Mike: Reed and Roy told me. Now we should get everyone to the hospital now.
----------To be continued...