Julieta: *looking through Agustin's Facebook* What's this thing about Felix being gay?
Agustin:
Pepa: WHAT-
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Abuela: Do you ever wonder what's going on in baby Mirabel's mind?
Baby Mirabel: a r s o n.
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Baby Antonio: *rocks back and forth*
Camilo: ROCKABYE BABY-
Mirabel: ROCKABYE!
Camilo: I'M GONNA ROCK YOU! *points at Antonio*
Abuela: ....okay?
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Julieta: Pepa, what's you-
Pepa: My favorite thing is arson and I did burn down that shop and I have a gun in my bedroom.
Julieta:
Pepa: ...YOU HEARD NOTHING, SISTER.
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Isabela: Dolores, what's Luisa and Pepa drinking?
Dolores: They're drinking.
Isabela: What drink?
Dolores: ...wine-
Julieta: WHY IS IT MY CHILDREN-
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Camilo:
Baby Antonio:
Camilo:
Camilo: *pulls out a gun* Do you want a gun*
Antonio: *clapping hands while laughing*
Dolores: NO-
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Abuela: Bruno?
Bruno: Don't speak to me please, I'm upset.
Abuela: *clears throat and picks up megaphone* Whoever decided to put their hands on Brunito, please come out outside so I can peacefully bREAK YOUR LEGS.
Bruno: MAMA-
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Pepa: HONK AT ME ONE MORE TIME OR I'LL SHOVE A LIGHTNING BOLT UP YOUR ASS!!
Felix: PEPA NO-
Felix: *few minutes later* -and that's why Pepa isn't allowed to drive anymore.
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Luisa: Would you rather kill Mirabel, or-
Isabela: Kill Mirabel.
Luisa: I- I wasn't even finished.
Isabela: I don't need to hear it.
Luisa: *scoots further from Isabela* I feel unsafe.
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Bruno: *sneaking in the walls at night, wearing a big cloth like a ghost, humming to "we don't talk about Bruno"* seven foot fra- *trips* FUCK!!
Dolores: *wakes up* Who said that??
Bruno: NOBODY, FUCK OFF-
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A/N:
THANKING Demxn_TearsRBLX, Lilly2244a and hollysst0r1es for moARE INCORRECT QUOTES FROK THE INCORRECT QUOTES STORE!!!
How will I pay yallz T T
I haven't used all of them btw but dw I'll put them on the next chapter ehe!
Thank you for reading and sTAY SAFE GIRLIESSS JEJEJW-
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