Camilo: *sneaks in the kitchen at 3am*
Bruno: *sneaks in the kitchen to and accidentally bumps into Camilo*
Camilo: What the fwak man!?
Bruno: I was here first, you little shet!
Julieta: *enters kitchen and stares at the two*
Bruno:
Camilo:
Julieta: For God sake just take the whole tray of arepas and gO!-
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Antonio: Papi, why are uou banging your head against the tree?
Felix: Because my child, there are too many things in this world that are winning over me.
Felix: So I'm going to burn them.
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Mirabel: *dies*
The whole family: *saddeu*
Mirabel: SIKE, BITCHES-
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*a flashback on how his and Felix's friendship started*
Agustin: *uses a read crayon to color in a chart in a shape of Felix's body* This is your badness level. It is very unsual for someone your size-
Felix: *throws a chair across the room*
Agustin: *in literal terror* and we have to fix that-
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Isabela: *rages in a room, and throws a lampshade across the room and it shatters the casita's window*
Luisa: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM-
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Dolores: I SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH ISABELA LAST NIGHT-
Mariano: WAIT, DOLORES, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK-
Dolores: I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH. *shoots him*
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Bruno: *watching the capybaras outside their casita, then sneezes*
The capybaras: *they run away*
Pepa: NICE, BRUNO.
Bruno: I sneezed- Oh am I not allowed to sneeze???-
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Mirabel: Someone told me I look ugly and I told them "bitch where?" They replied with, "In that make up".
Mirabel: *aggressively wipes off face* BITCH WHERE!?-
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Camilo: *brings an orange for no reason*
Luisa: *yawns*
Camilo: *shoves it to her mouth*
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Dolores: It's hard being the calm collected, grandkid of the Madrigals but I love them and that's all that matters-
Antonio: *in the background* Dolores! Camilo and Isabela tried to make arepas in Mami's coffee pot and now it's broken!
Dolores: *sighs*
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A/N:
A BIG THANKYUUUUU TO Lilly2244a for mOARE INCORRECT QUOTES STRAIGHT FROM THE STARS!! THEY SURE SHINE AS BRIGHT AS YOUR FUTURE B)
Once again, tahnk you for reading these and STAY SAFE GIRLIESESEWDWRSEE-
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