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"Okay, this is one is gonna be about a new hero, but she has some relations to Bruce."
"Do you mean Jen?" asked Bruce.
"Yep."
"How did she get in the car crash?" asked Bruce.
"Uh... it's a pretty long story, maybe I'll explain later."
"Okay ig..." muttered Bruce.
"Clip starts now!"
The clip starts, showing Jen peacefully sleeping.
An air horn held by Bruce came near Jen's ear, and Bruce blew it.
Jen gasps and screams, and immediately changes to her She Hulk form.
"Whoa-" said Peter, covering his ears, "that was loud!"
"I feel bad for her," said Kate, "She is sleeping peacefully, and she is woken up by the sound of an air horn right next to her ear."
Bruce gave a sheepish look.
Jen: Whoa, Jesus, what the hell man?!
Bruce: Still in control, no overwhelming feelings of rage?
"Wait hold on, YOU ARE IN YOUR HULK FORM BRUCE?" yelled Tony, shocked that Bruce is in his hulk form and still in control.
"Huh?" asked Bruce, also confused as to how he managed to merge him and his alter ego together.
"After Thanos succeeded in killing half of every living thing in the universe, you spent 18 months in a gamma lab, merging yourself with your hulk form, thus becoming Professor Smart Hulk."
"Wow," muttered Bucky.
"18 months in a gamma lab?" asked Bruce.
"Yep."
"Just... no words," mumbled Kate, "just... wow. The determination- if it were for me, I would've went straight to archery practice than stay in the lab."
Jen: No, a normal amount of rage!
"Wait... why isn't she losing control?" asked Bruce, confused.
"Well... the only thing I know is that Jen can control her hulk form from the start. There's not another hand on the wheel there."
"But how?" asked Bruce, still confused.
"I think the series might just explain later or it is just like that."
Bruce: You do revert back to Jen form when you sleep.
Jen: Was the air horn really necessary?
Bruce: For comedy absolutely.
"Brucie bear, never knew you were such a funny person," commented Tony, giving him a sideways look.
*music starts playing*
It shows a long shot of a remote island.
"Did I buy the island?" asked Tony.
"The show didn't really specify, but I think so?"
"Is that Rhode Island?" asked Tony.
"No you didn't buy Rhode Island. And no, you're not gonna rename it to Rhodey Island."
Bruce, voiceover: This is a multi-year journey you're about to embark on.
It showed Bruce tossing a boulder, and Jen tossing another one, which landed further than the one Bruce tossed.
Jen: Yes, woo!
"Is she stronger than you Bruce?" asked Natasha.
"I don't know, maybe?" replied Bruce.
The scene switches to Bruce's cabin on the island.
Bruce: Who is your best friend?
Jen: Nikki.
Bruce: *makes a buzzer sound* Spandex! Spandex is your best friend.
"Is it because that spandex is stretchy and it can't be easily broken or shredded into pieces?" asked Wanda.
"Yeah, something like that," replied Bruce.
Bruce, continued: Being a hulk, asks for balance.
It shows Bruce doing a yoga pose, Jen doing a much more expert pose and holding up a thumbs up, with Bruce looking bitter.
"I've never thought of seeing Brucie Bear here do yoga in his life," said Tony, giving a sideways look to Bruce.
"Jennifer is more flexible than you," said Steve.
"Thanks for the point Captain Obvious I didn't notice," said Yelena sarcastically.
It showed Jen eating pancakes, and Bruce slamming down a file onto a wood table.
Bruce: You have so much more to learn.
"So... are you teaching Jen to be a superhero?" asked Wanda.
"It... it looks like it?" replied Bruce hesitantly.
It showed Bruce pushing a red button.
Jen transforms to her She Hulk form and pushes a wall with saws on them away.
"Woah," muttered Yelena, chewing on a slice of margarita pizza.
Bruce, raising thumbs ups: Yes!
The scene switched to Jen doing a ground pound.
"She can clearly do what you can do Bruce," noted Clint.
"We're not gonna replace you," said Tony, patting Bruce's shoulder.
Jen: I'm clearly nailing it at all these things.
It showed Jen doing a thunderbolt clap and clapping Bruce away into large chunks of rock. She did a small victory dance.
"Damn..." mumbled America.
Bruce: If you want to go back to your old life as a lawyer, I respect that.
Jen, breaking the fourth wall: He doesn't mean that.
Jen gives a confused look to the audience.
"Wait what?!" said Kate, jumping up from her seat, "Did she... did she just... talk to us?"
"That's called breaking the fourth wall, and yes, she did just 'talk' to us."
"Oh my god," muttered back Kate.
"Calm down Kate Bishop," said Yelena, whacking her head with a rubber hammer.
"Hey! That hurts," grumbled Kate, rubbing the back of her head.
*music plays*
The Marvel Studios logo is shown, but turns to a green background with silver letters.
It faded, and switched to a city view.
Holden Hollloway, voiceover: More and more eccentric superhumans are coming out of the woodwork...
It showed two people opening doors to a meeting.
Another shot showed a man wearing a suit flying.
A person jumped out of a glass window in a building.
That man gently dusted off the glass on his suit.
"What-" said Wanda, looking at the screen intently.
"Did that man just jump out of the window in the skyscraper and survived without using a harness or rope?" asked Peter.
"I think he is a superhuman, or you can that he is a meta human. Idk of he is an alien, haven't seem him on the show just yet." (edit by Ruby on 27th September: apparently he is called Mr Immortal and can't die, I just saw him on the show a few days ago 💀)
It showed a shapeshifter transforming back into her own form, and laughing.
Holden Holloway, continued: We're going to launch a division for them, and I want the She Hulk to be the face of it.
"So your cousin is a lawyer," said Sam, "Interesting."
It showed Holloway and Jen walking.
The scene switched to Jen visiting Emil Blonsky aka the Abomination at the Raft supermax prison.
Emil Blonsky: Jennifer Walters...
Jen approached Blonsky's cell tentatively.
It showed Blonsky doing a yoga-like position.
(Idk how to describe it-)
Blonsky: Namaste?
"Blonsky?" asked Bruce, shocked, "Why is Jen visiting him?"
"Jen is assigned to do Emil Blonsky aka the Abomination's parole."
"Oh."
"You gave her your blessing to handle this case btw."
It showed Jen with an awkward look on her face.
Jen, in her she-hulk form: I have a serious conflict of interest, this man tried to kill my cousin Bruce.
Holloway, flipping through files: Yeah, that's quite alright.
Jen: Oh.
"Oh."
"Okay..."
"He tried to kill you Brucie Bear?"
"It was a long time ago."
'From marvel studios' is shown with green and white letters with a purple background.
It showed a tv in Jen's house, playing a news report of her.
She looks very glum.
Jen: People only care because I'm representing Emil Blonsky!
"So that's why she is visiting Blonsky," muttered Bruce.
Nikki: I think they care cuz they're like 'hey that girl's green'!
"She seems friendly to me!" said Shuri.
It showed Titania crashing Jen's court.
*crowd screaming*
"Who is she?" asked Natasha.
"That's Titania, a social media influencer that has super strength. How she has it or got it, that I have no idea."
Nikki: You need to do your thing.
Jen: God, I really like this outfit.
She took off her shoes and walked up towards Titania.
She transformed into her She-Hulk form.
"So she can just control whenever she transforms and won't lose her mind while at it," mused Bruce.
Titania leaped into the air, trying to kick her, but Jen delivered a punch to her gut.
It showed a live stream.
"The fight is being board casted?" asked Bucky.
"Yep."
Jen, looking at the comments: I'm not proud of this.
*music resumes*
'On August 17' is shown with green and white letters, with a purple background.
It showed a large city background.
It showed Jen and Nikki in Jen's office, and a portal opened by Wong appears. Wong steps through it.
"Wong? How is he mixed up in all of this?" asked Stephen, confused.
"That will be told later. She hulk episodes 3-4 covers it."
Wong: Miss Walters, we answer to a higher power. Our universe is on the edge of a precipice!
"Not again," muttered Natasha, "why is everyone trying to take over the world? Don't they get tired of trying to rule and make decisions all the time?"
"I very much agree with that Miss Romanoff," said Peter.
"Just call me Natasha."
"Yes Miss... Natasha, ma'am."
It showed Wong walking up to Jen's desk and sitting down.
It showed the wrecking crew holding their weapons.
"Did those people rob a construction worker and gave the weapons their own upgrades?" asked Shuri.
"The show didn't talk about it yet."
A radiation box is opened, showing three vials of an unknown kind of serum.
"What is that?" asked Daisy.
"I have absolutely no idea."
It showed Blonsky transforming into his Abomination form..
Jen is shaken when seeing Blonsky transform.
"Woah!"
"So that's the Abomination."
"Can he hurt anyone?"
"He can't. Besides, he can control his Abomination form now."
Jen: I'm a lawyer. We do things by the book.
Wong: Mhm... the book of Vishanti?
Jen, gesturing her hands: No, the book of the American uh, laws.
Wong groans in disapproval.
"The book of Vishanti still exists?" asked Stephen, "Isn't it destroyed?"
"I don't know."
'The Next Big Thing' is shown with green and white letters, with a purple background.
Bruce, voiceover: Whether you like it or not, you're now a superhero.
"Wow."
It showed Jen walking into a nightclub.
It showed the wrecking crew holding their weapons, and Jen defeating them all too easily.
"Your cousin is one upping all of them," said Natasha.
"Can we meet her?" asked Peter.
"Sure, but I might bring her here after the she hulk show ended."
'Arrives' is shown with green letters and a purple background.
It showed Jen wearing a silvery dress, walking on the red carpet.
Jen, voiceover: You know that friend in high school?
It showed Jen and Bruce in their hulk forms, jumping and landing.
A scene of the court is shown.
A shot of Titania in a pink coat and pink pants with a white shirt is shown holding a flower under a tree.
"Is that Titania?" asked Hope.
"Yes."
Jen, voiceover continued: Who was way cooler than you were, attractive, got all the attention from everyone.
It showed Jen and another man on her sofa.
It showed a police force.
It showed a close up of Jen in her she-hulk form's face.
The scene flipped to Jen fighting hyenas.
"What are those?" asked Scott.
"I'm not saying it cuz it will mean spoilers."
It showed Jen in a therapy session.
Jen, gesturing to her she-hulk body: Hello!
It showed two other beings nodding in approval.
Bruce: I think I'm jealous, is that what I'm feeling?
It showed Bruce pushing Jen off a cliff into the ocean, Jen giving him the finger, which was censored.
"You did not just pushed her off a cliff," said Natasha, giving him a stare.
Bruce gave her a sheepish look.
The 'She-Hulk: Attorney at Law' logo is shown on the screen with a purple background, as well as a 'marvel studios' logo on top of the 'she hulk' logo.
It showed Matt Murdock in his yellow and red suit jumping down and landing on the ground smoothly and holding his billy clubs.
"Who is that? Another vigilante?" asked Tony.
"That's daredevil."
"Who?"
"It will be explained later."
The 'Disney +' logo is shown.
Clip ends.
"So... any questions?"
A bunch of hands flew up.
"Who is that guy at the end of the trailer?"
"What is the island that I bought for Bruce?"
"When can we meet Jen?"
"Guys please. One question at a time. Anyways, that guy at the end of the trailer is called Matt Murdock aka Daredevil, a blind lawyer / vigilante with sharp senses. Idk what island you bought for Bruce, but it is in Mexico I think. As for when I will bring Jen here, I think it will be after the show has ended."
"Okay."
"Anymore questions?"
"Uh... nope."
"I don't think so."
"That's all for today, see you all next time!"
Lmaooooo so true
Anyways, welcome to a new chapter! Hope you all like this one! She Hulk has been receiving a lot of negative comments, but I personally think it is fine. Please do not comment down hate here, and if you want to do debates here, feel free to do it, but if things get too extreme, I will delete the comments.
I know this chapter isn't the best, but I am hoping to work on a new chapter soon, cuz school has been keeping me very busy, as well was my other projects.
(I have 30+ wips at the moment)
Wishing a happy birthday to Thisissania , love you to the moon and to saturn <3 (yes I quoted Taylor Swift) and please never stop simping for Chris Evans (no I haven't found that gif yet but I found some similar-) happy that you like your birthday presents <3
Go drink some water, eat a cookie, read a book do whatever makes you happy.
A new episode of She Hulk: Attorney at Law is streaming tmr on Disney Plus!
(That seems so much like an advertisement for Disney Plus-)
Cheers to piles of homework,
Ruby 💎