Author:(Another one of my drawings.Hope it turned out good enough.For the body type I used the image of Margie from Mystery Incorporeal.)
In a relatively small ship Melanie the Methanosian,currently former agent of Human-Alien relationship program,is laying on vines actins as a bed which she made from the roots on her feet.
Melanie:This is the life.No more traveling from planets to Earth,no more assigning aliens to humans-
???:No more fun.
Another alien walk into the cargo bay,revealing to be yet another Methanosian but more mature.It was Melanie's aunt Margaret that worked in a Opticoid club from the Female Polymorph story.
Melanie:Problems aunty?
Margaret:I still don't understand why couldn't I run the place when that dozen eye creep got arrested.
Melanie:The club was used for a lot of bad things.Unlike you,not all girls liked it there.But now you have a job that you can be proud of.
Margaret:How about I hide the ship somewhere,say I quit and the lucky human gets a two for one special?
Melanie:There are certain number of assignment you have to do before you can quit.Why do you think I waited this long to apply myself.
Margaret:When you started this job I thought you'd grew up to be a person "married" to their job.
Melanie:Please,I was never so uptight.You should know,this personality runs in the family.
Margaret:Your mom was more serious.No wonder it took her so long to bloom.While you're on that mudball of a planet,promise me you'll bloom earlier then she did.
Melanie:You can't force it.But,I'll try.
Margaret:That's my little girl.Wanna go in hyperspace?
Melanie:But what if you don't have enough energy to go back.
Margaret:Eh,we'll worry about that later.Now let's go and get you your human.
Timeskip Earth
Y/N waited in front of his house nervous about his new guest.It didnt take long before the familir ship landed before his front lawn.The Methanosian girls exited the ship in a relaxed manner,which was polar opposite to Y/Ns current feeling.
Margaret:Good morning Y/N L/N.This is my niece Melanie,isnt she cute?She got that from me.
She pinched her nieces black cheek to emphasize the point and unintentionally embarass her.
Melanie:Aunt Margaret.
Margaret:Right,sorry dear.Anywho,you two will share your house for unspecied ammount of time or longer.Whichever the case.That would be all.Bye Melanie,make me proud.
Melanie:Sure thing aunty.
The two waved to each outer as Margaret climbed aboard the ship.She turned it on by was welcomed with asortment of odd noises.Clumsily the ship finally took off.
Melanie then wrapped and arm around Y/N's shoulder and turned him around,leading to his own house.
Melanie:Well,I don't know about you,but I could sure go for some relaxation.
Y/N:Shouldn't we discuss about our species?For the program?
Melanie:It's adorable that you try.None of the guests and hosts I paired up wasn't interested in that.While it's not often used for that,the program's essentially a matchmaking agency. Maybe it won't help human-alien relationships but it can't harm them either.
Y/N:So what are we suppose to do?
Melanie stopped in front of him and put both her hands on his shoulder.She looked at him,straight in the eye with a smile and wink.Next she opened her mouth to release a green cloud of harmless sleep inducing spores.Y/N's eyes closed as he fell into a deep sleep.Before he could fall,Melanie tossed him over her shoulder and carried him into the house,petting his back.
Melanie:Sleep tight.
After a while,Y/N woke up but was surprised to see he was in his living room.He tried to moved but found his movements restrained.He looked down only to see a blanket over his body and him on the couch.
Melanie:Comfy?
Turns out Y/N was laying atop of Melanie who covered them both with a blanket on the couch.
Y/N:What happened?How long was I out?
Melanie:Just around ten minutes.After I briefly sent you to dreamland I got us a nice comfortable spot for cuddling.I could've carry you to bed,but we should really get to know each other first.
Y/N:Thanks for taking it into consideration.
Melanie:No problem.I pained me to know I was practically sending girls and boys to their dates and yet I couldnt have one.But I have you now.And sitting in offices and and spaceships is pain in the butt.Literally.So now Im gonna spent every momnet with you in comfort.Lets watch some TV.
She squirmed her arm out of the blanket and pointed the remote at the TV.Just as it turned out it showed a pictur of a man getting eaten in a restaurant during a candle lit dinner by a giant venus flytrap.
Melanie:Ooh,this looks interesting.Man eating mystery date.Maybe we reinact some scenes.
Y/N:(Gulp)What scenes?
Melanie:Oh dont worry.I wont eat you.Just knock you out here and there to relax you.
Y/N:Im good.
Melanie:Y/N?
She moved under the blanket to turn his body around so he could face her.
Melanie:Youre not afraid of me are you?
Y/N:M-maybe just a little.
Melanie:I dont want you to fear me.Im a little straight forward and make jokes but Im still just a girl who wants a relationship.
Y/N:OK but-
Melanie:Im not finished.Im not planning on going away anytime soon nor getting another human host.I hand picked your application personally because you were the best pick.So you better get used to it or were gonna have a very boring amomut of time together.
Y/N:I understand.
Melanie:Good.Now,is there anything you want at the moment?
Y/N:I am a little thirsty.
Melanie:Is that all?
She outstretched her arm towards the kitchen and her fingers sprouted like vines.They got several glasses and filled each with something different.One with milk,one with water and others with any sort of juice that was left in the kitchen.
Melanie:Take your pick.
Y/N:Just water is fine,thanks.
She guided the vine carrying the glass of water to his hands and set the others on the table for later.
Melanie:You could use a confidence boost.How about later we go for a walk so you can show off your new girlfriend.Some jealousy could be fun.
Y/N:Thats not necesarry.And it sounds kind of petty.
Melanie:You know,now that you mention it I am a little tired.I can already feel myslef starting to yawn.
She outstetched her arms and opened to mouth to yawn and Y/N could already see sleeping spores floating out of her mouth.
Y/N:OK,Ok,well go for a walk.
Melanie:I love it how we can come to an agreement fo quickly.
Melanie let Y/N get up from the couch and stood up herself.They went outside and just when Y/N finished closing the doors,she grabbed his hand and hugged it.It did look a bit strange since she was taller than him.
They walked down the street and already they were getting many of views.Melanie smirked at all the attention she was getting and decorated her collar bone,er floral membrane with small green pods.They quickly bloomed and turned into a necklace of flowers of her head's colors.
Melanie:This is even more fun than I thought.
Y/N:I dont know.All those eyes...
Melanie:Its admiration.Get used to it.Feed off of it.
???:Well,well,if it isnt L/N the wimp.
They turned to look at the man win jean pants and jacket,spikey green hair and a black shirt.
???:Joined the program I see.But couldnt get anything better than walking root.Bet the girl I get is gonna be something with serious fire power.
Melanie narrowed her eyes at him and tossed few seed at his feet.They soon grew and vines lifted the man to lethal heights.
Melanie:Thats for calling me a walking root.
The vines dropped him and he almost hit the ground but one of the vines grabbed him by his leg.
Melanie:And this is for bothering Y/N.
She knocked him out with her spores and just as he lost conciousness,thw vine tossed him somewhere far,his pants still in its grasp.
Melanie:Remind me to call my aunt later to destroy his application.I'd sooner be fertilizer than let a guy like him apply.
Y/N:And if she can't?
Melanie:Then she'll send him some species he wouldn't want.Atrocian maybe.They're the Worst.Haha.
Y/N:If you say so.
They continued to walk to until the saw an ice cream truck.
Melanie:How about treating your girlfriend to some ice cream?I never had any.
Y/N:I'm sorry but I thought we were just going for a walk.I left my wallet at-
Melanie:This wallet?
She simple presented it with her free hand as he took it.
Y/N:How did you do that?
Melanie:After I dropped of all those aliens on Earth I had a pretty boring ride back to the office.I just kept watching your Earth movies and picked up a few things.
They went to the truck and Y/N ordered his favorite.
Y/N:Which one would you like?
Melanie:Hmmm,not sure what to choose.So many choices and all of them new.For now I'll just have what you're having.Maybe we could even share the cone.
Seller:No maybe about it.I'm closing since school ended early.It's a real wonder another kid didn't beat you to it.
He gave them the last ice cream he had left and drove of for some much deserved rest.
Y/N:So much for freedom of speech.
Melanie:Well what are we waiting for?Let's dig in.
Melanie grabbed Y/Ns arm that held the ice cream and licked on side of it,leaving the other intact.She let go of his hand and he landed on his feet.
Melanie:Sorry.Ill just bend my back a little.
And so she did.Altough it now looked like she was trying to read across his shouder.Y/N just went with it and took a lick himself.Then he moved the ice cream closer to Melanie for her turn.When it was Y/Ns again,Melanie accidently bumped into his back since she was walking right behind him.It pushed him a little forward and got his nose and area around his mouth covered in ice cream.
Y/N:I dont suppose you have a tissue?
Melanie:No,but since its my turn I have a solution.
She took a hold of his cheeks and turned his head to face her.She started to carefully lick all traces of the frozen treat left on his face.It tickled quite a lot but Y/N was blushing too much to notice.Finally she gave one last lick to clean the ice cream of his nose like a puppy.
Melanie:Tasty.
Y/N:T-thanks.
Melanie:Don't mention it.I couldn't let you catch a cold.But you would need to spend more time in bed.And I could nurse you back to help.How about we go swimming in Autumn?
Y/N:No thank you.Are you always like this?
Melanie:That I like physical contant?Yeah,especially after working for that program.It wasn't easy on my home planet though.
Y/N:Why not?
Melanie:Because my family "grew" apart.Get it?No,but seriously it wasn't that bad.Everyone from my mom's side of the family worries only about enjoying life.We're gonna live for a very long time if we don't get eaten by our natural predator so why not enjoy it as much as possible.What about you?What's your motto?
Y/N:I don't really have one.Just avoid trouble I guess.
Melanie:You know there's more word that can mean trouble.Like risk.And you can't have fun unless you take risk.We know you already took one.
Y/N:What are you talking about?You mean when I agreed to go for the walk?
Melanie:That doesn't count.When you applied for the program you took a huge risk.I could've been some warlike alien that eats their opponent after a fight.
Y/N:I guess youre right.Altough it was mostly because I didnt want to be alone.All my school friends and family already found someone.
Melanie:Well there you go.You used one fear to overcome the other.Just try to be afraid of not trying out more new things and do them.OK that didn't make much sense but you get what I want to say?
Y/N:Yeah,I do.
Melanie:See?My clever boy.
She wrapped her arms around him and picked him up in a hug.She snuggled against his head and he almost drop the ice cream on her foot.Root?
Melanie:Now,why don't we do something you wanna do.Anything.What did you want to try but never had the chloroplasts to do.
Author:(Since plants make sugar and energy through them they're basically part of plant's digestive system.As in never had the guts to.)
Y/N:Hmmm.There was something I was interesting but thought it was too dangerous.
Mleanie:Great,let's go!
Timeskip nearest large bridge
Melanie:I have to admit you really surprised me with this.
The scene showed Y/N and Melanie on a tall bridge with other people who were getting their bungee cords strapped.
Y/N:Bungee jumping seemed fun and everyone liked it after doing it even if they were worried before.But just thinking about it made me think about cracked cranium.
Melanie:Dont worry.Just regenerate if you splatter.Oh,sorry that only works with me.
Y/N:Thanks,I really needed tha pep talk.
Melanie:Don't worry,I'll be right behind you.Literally.
She hugged Y/N under his arms and lifted him up.
Y/N:Melanie?Melanie what are you doing?
Melanie:Just a precaution if case you chicken out.
Y/N started to squirm like a fish but Melanie held her grasp firmly on him.She walked over the edge.Her feet grew into strong roots and vines that cling to the edge.Taking a deep breath she leaned forwards and fell.She was stretching out her legs to their limit while Y/N screamed in terror.They were face to face with the ground when they stopped falling.A second to test the elasticity and they were flinged upwards as if fired from a slingshot.They fell backwards on Melanies back.
Melanie:Woo!What a rash.Did you like it Y/N?Y/N?
Y/N:That...was...awsome!Lets do it again.
Melanie:Look at you mr.daredevil.Sure we can go again.But first you had to do something for me.
Y/N:What?
Melanie:A lot of couples are too shy to kiss in public.In front of other people.
Y/N:Isnt it too early?
Melanie:Depends.
Y/N:On what?
She moved her neck around enough to face him and slammed her lips against his.He went wide eye since he still knew her for less of a day but they were already this close.
Melanie:Is that enough of an answer?
Y/N:N-no.I dont even know what you meant to say like that.
Melanie:Something involving this.
She pushed herself forward and they were falling back down.Only this time the thrill of a lifetreatening fall sas acompanied by another deep kiss.The screen was slowly turning black as the only things left in color were Y/N and Melanie kissing,as well area around them in a heart shape.