Fine: Cecile
Fine: I hope you burn in a fucking oven
Cecile: what
Fine: fuck you
Sera: weird how you just said that randomly
Fine: heh... "randomly"
Fine: oh also Sera
Fine: add your sister to the gc
Sera: why tho
Blick: good morning
Fine: no one asked for your "good morning"
Blick: can't say you're wrong
Seraphina has added Leilah to the chat.
Leilah: what the hell
Leilah: how long has it been
Fine: a long time
Sera: what the fuck are you two talking about
Leilah: you don't remember?
Fine: none of them do
Isen: fr tho what are you talking about
Fine: nothing
Sera: John are you having sex with my sister
Leilah: no you crazy ass woman
Sera: good
Blick: isen you don't remember?
Isen: no
Asslo: You're all fucking crazy, absolutely no one here knows what you're talking about.
Fine: side effects
Fine: some people forget what happened
Fine: others don't
Fine: then again most people will just think it was a daydream or normal dream
Blick: weird
Asslo: You're all going fucking crazy.
Leilah: John
Fine: hi
Leilah: how strong is "Asslo"
Leilah: what's his level
Fine: 6.5 or something
Leilah: ah
Asslo: Why do you want to know?
Leilah: because I really feel like beating the living shit out of you
Fine: go ahead
Leilah: so I go to wellston right
Leilah: wait weren't you at the island place though?
Sera: how the fuck do you know about the island
Blick: I mean I know about it too
Sera: yeah I'm sure you 100% absolutely know about it
Blick: You have a green button in the warehouse that restarts the universe.
Sera: no I fucking don't
Fielne: that button erases itself after it's used
Blick: oh
Blick: why?
Fine: idk it just seemed cool when I made it
Blick: fair enough
Fine: speeding up time for you assholes was a pain
Blick: how'd you do that if you didn't exist though
Fine: because I can manipulate any part of time by creating an ability to do that
Fine: so I can control the past and I sped it up
Fine: by a lot
Isen: you guys must have had way too much alcohol last night
Fine: no one fucking asked you bitch ass rat
Fine has changed Isen's name to Bitchassmotherfuckingstupidrodent.
Bitchassmotherfuckingstupidrodent: rude
Fine: sometimes the truth fucking hurts so deal with it you fuckhead
Blick: fuck you
Sera: I already did last night though
Leilah: What the fuck
one "that never happened" later
Blick: oh Isen where's Remi
Isen: we're on a date
Blick: you're fucking what?
Isen: we're on a date
Isen: what do you not understand we've been dating for like
Isen: half a year
Blick: John what the fuck
Fine: sometimes things can get a little messy when you spend up time really fucking fast
Fine: anyways I'ma take a nap bye
Blick: NO YOU GET BACK HERE AND FUCKING FIX THIS
Sera: Blyke you three are being really fucking weird
Sera: you've been really supportive of their relationship
Blick: my god
Blick: why have you forsaken me
Fine: oh one more thing
Fine: typically people who don't remember anything have weird disturbances in their life
Blick: fix this please
Fine: I will later
Fine: but let me finish
Blick: fine
Fine: I'm right here dumbass
Fine: anyways
Fine: people who don't remember their "past life" are the ones who have changed between their "past life" and their "present" life
Blick: and why is that so important
Fine: and that's why Elaine absolutely fucking hates Asslo
Blick: SHE DOES?
Elaine: I want that piss haired fuck to die in a hole
Blick: HOLY SHIT
Blick: can you fix all I'd the abnormalities though
Fine: if I wanted to
Blick: please
Blick: I'll break all of Isen's pens if you let me
Fine: ah here's the funny thing
Fine: isen doesn't collect pens
Fine: he collects pencils now
Blick:
Blick: bro who the fuck collects pencils
Isen: bro I've been doing it since second grade
Isen: you KNEW about it
Blick: John is it worth it arguing with the differences in the multiverse
Fine: answer that yourself, you'll find out pretty quickly
Blick: good point
Blick: can't we just live a normal life again
Blick: like six months ago
Fine: when I was bashing your fucking skull into concrete?
Sera: what?
Fine: oh I never went on a rampage did I
Sera: you guys are speaking in some ancient code or something
Isen: fr
Fine: it's called English Seraphina
Fine: anyways
Fine: apparently I just gave out McDonald's gift cards
Blick: no offense but whoever the fuck the John in this universe was
Blick: he's stupid as fuck 💀
Fine: I would throw you into a wall for that but I'm ngl
Fine: you're really tight
Blick: 🤨📸
Isen: bro?
Sera: what the fuck
Fine: this is exactly why I want autocorrect to go fuck itself, burn in a volcano, get kicked off some skyscraper, and-
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I don't know what to say here anymore
Have a nice day, cause John will make sure autocorrect doesn't