Author:(The upper left picture I made by using the Gwens Cannonbolt picture in the Ben 10 wiki.I just removed the Gwens omnitrix and and changed the color to the original series Canonbolt.The one in the lower right corner waving,I adjusted for these story.A personality of a joyfull tourist fits her so I had something to make the story about.)
Scene starts in a vast emptiness of space with Earth on a horizon.A dark and ominous looking ship enters it's orbit,Bellwood in it's sight.The giant contraption slowly lands in the sea near a shore.Several wide doors open and a several ramps landed on the beach.out of the shadows,a dark and bulky silhouette steps forward.Then jump out into the light to show a very enthusiastic Arburian pelarota girl with I heart Earth shirt.
Arburian pelarota:I can believe I'm finally here.This is going to be the best vacation ever.
She spends hours taking photos and selfies of various things she saw on the beach.Humans playing volleyball,sand castles,ferris wheel,ice cream cart etc-et cetera.She was barely containing her balance out of her excitement.She was looking everywhere but in front of herself when she felt she hit something.She looked down and saw a H/C man with a F/C shirt on his back.
Arburian pelarota:Oh I'm so sorry.It's my first time on Earth and I was too excited.
She pulled him up to his feet and dusted him off as she talked.
Arburian pelarota:I'm so sorry.I got distracted.This is my first time on Earth and I'm just so excited!
Y/N:I got that part.
Arburian pelarota:Oh you humans look so cute.Selfie time!
She put her big arm around him in a side hug.Then she took out her odd looking phone and took a selfie of them.Scratch that,a lot of selfies.
Arburian pelarota:I'm Alice,you?
Y/N:Y/N L/N.See you around I guess.
Alice:Oh no,don't go.I never talked to a human before.Please?
Y/N:I guess I could spare some time so,sure?
Alice:Yeaaaah!
She wass so happy she rolled up in her ball form and span around him like a planet around its sun.She stopped and jumped in the air but when she landed she wobbled a bit before finding her center of gravity.Once she did they continued to walk down the beach.
Y/N:So where are you from?
Alice:Oh here and there.Our planet got destroyed long time ago.Some went to Vulpin but that comes with its own downsides.Most of my kind is all over the universe.Thats how I decided to became a professional tourist.
Y/N:Exuse me,professional tourist?
Alice:Yeah.I live on cruiser spacehips,visiting different planets and making a living by posting pictures and interesting facts on my site.
Y/N:Does it really pay that well?
Alice:You bet.I practically got this shirt for nothing.You like it?
Y/N:It's very,you.
Alice:I know right?Every time I visit a planet I try to wear either souvenirs like this or aurhentic clothing of the dominant species.It was awkward when I wore traditional Tetramand armor.It was enough problem to get it in my size.
Y/N:Because of when you roll up or?
Alice:Don't play dumb.I know I'm a bit heavier girl.But that's just my species.I'm totally fine with it.Sorry,I've been talking so much.Tell me about yourself.What Earth things do you do?
Y/N:Maybe not call it "Earth things".I'm just like any other teenager.Watching videos on internet,go for a swim every so often,nothing special.
Alice:Well now youre a guest on my site.Youll be swarmed with fans in no time.
Y/N:Not likely.I never heard of your show so I dont think many others on Earth did.
Alice:Who said anything about human fans.Last month I went to the wedding of Pyronite and Necrofriggian.She saw him on my site and wanted to meet him in person.Some time later they got engaged.Youre very cute,Im sure youre gonna get tons of fan girls.
Y/N:Just because you keep saying that,it doesnt mean itll come true.Is there something else you wanna research?
Alice:I mainly just wonder around and take pictures of what catches my interest.Speaking of which...
She took out her phone agains and snapped a bunch of picture of Y/N with the flash on.
Y/N:Hey,ease up on the flashing.I like my vision the way it is.
Alice:Dont be like that.So,what do you wanna do?
Y/N was thinking of the next move but the silence was broken by Alices stomach growling.
Alice:Eheh,it was a long flight.
Y/N:Well,now you get to experience on of Earth more simpler delicatese.
Y/N led her to the a hotdog cartand bought one fot both of them.Alice looked at it in her big hand with confused look on her face.
Alice:What is it?
Y/N:Its a hotdog.Its tasty but no one dares to know whats it made off.And its not a good idea to eat to many.
Alice shrugged her shoulder and took a picture of it.Then she tossed the hotdog in the air and cought it in her mouth.
Alice:Not bad.A little dry thou.
Y/N:You can try it with condiments if youre still hungry.
Alice:Nah,lets try something else.
Y/N and Alice went all over the beach so she can try different foods.She had a little trouble with cotton candy but she like it better than hotdog,even if it was less filling.Ice was just what she needed to cool down but it didnt do much for her hunger.At the end she settled for the pretzels.Mustve had a preference for salty food.
Alice:That should do for now.I better finish this article on my page.
Y/N:I never saw anyone eat so many different food items.
Alice:Oh that's nothing.When I visited Terradino,Vaxasaurians held a traditional feast just for me.You have to every last thing there.And I even got to see a baby hatching.It was about the size of my arm.
Y/N:That's a pretty big baby.Was any of your "tourist guides" a crush of yours?
Alice:There was one Gimlinopithecus but there was someone in the way.
Y/NH had a girlfriend?
Alice:Worse.He was in love with himself.Such an egomaniac.Not to mention a showoff.Once I heard him talking in the third person when reading a menu.
Y/N:Yikes.
Alice:And you?Had any human girls that caught your eyes.Or maybe alien one?
Y/N:No not really.I once try asking my childhood friend out but she was seeing someone.There was one bully that constantly teased me before a president of a chess club confessed his feelings for her.
Alice:Aww,so sweat.Wish I could've seen that.
Y/N:Oddly enough I still get Christmas cards from them.So where are you gonna stay while on Earth?
Alice:Well I usually find some place.Or the locals invite me so I can write about their lifestyle.Mind telling me where you live?
Y/N:What?Why would you need to know that?
Alice:It's a tradition that stay with my guide.Plus,you wouldn't let little old me to go with some stranger,would you?
Y/N:But we were strangers just an hour ago.
Alice:You treated me to a meal and we exchanged stories about our pasts.We're buddies.
Y/N:Theres no way Im talking you out of this is there?
Alice:Nope.Cmon,itll be awsome.Like a sleepover.
Y/N:You can try but I doubt my folks are gonna agree just like that.
Timeskip Y/Ns home
D/N&M/N:Wed love to.
Y/N:What?!
M/N:Y/N,dont be rude.
D/N:You should be honered to represent your race.
Y/N:Its a travel guide of an adolescent girl.Like a teenage girls page on some social website.
M/N:Never the less,you are more than welcomed to stay with us.
D/N:We just made a big pot of spaghetti bolognese for dinner.It's
Y/N's favorite.
Alice:I'll be sure to write that down.
Y/N:But why?It has no use to you.
Alice:My readers have a right to know.
After they started eating dinner,and Alice breaking down two chair,Y/N's parents began talking about human race.They blow few things out of proportion to make them look good,presented their personal view as common knowledge and bore Y/N to death.Alice seemed to enjoy spaghetti,as shown with her four finished plates and she hanged on to every word Y/N's parents said.
Alice:Thanks a lot.Usually it takes me longer to learn so much about a species.I could have some spare time this trip.
M/N:Why don't we make you someplace to sleep.
Alice:I was think I could stay in Y/N's room.
Y/N:That is completely out of the-
D/N&M/N:It's settled!
Alice:Yay!Look's like we're gonna be roomies.
Despite Y/Ns countless objections and protests,His parents made a makeshift bed and set it up in his room.And it also took up all of the free space on the floor.
Y/N's parents told them both good night and left the room.
Alise:Hey,Y/N?Y/N?Are you awake?
Y/N:Not my intention but yes.Essentialy yes.Do you need to go to the bathroom?
Aliese who was still on her back poked her index claws together.
Alise:No,nothing like that.Can I tell you a secret?
Y/N:(Sigh)Sure,why not.
Alise:I think I might stop traveling.
By now,Y/N's attention has been cought.He rolled onto his side and lifted himself by the elbow to look at her.
Y/N:But isn't travelling your thing.You seem so happy talking about it today.
Alise:Well,yeah I get to meet interesting people and try new things but,sometimes it feels like I'm doing so to get the money from my site.I had doubts for some time that I take part in culture of other species since I don't remember my own.Ever since the big tick destroyed my planet,my species has been wondering ever since.I was only a 14 year old when it happened.
Y/N:And how long was it since then?
Alise:Around five years ago.So that would make me nineteen.
Y/N:Same as me.I kind off thought you were older.
Alise:You mature quickly when your home planet blows up.
Y/N:So what are you gonna do now?
Alise:I don't know.I always wanted to settle on some planet and cook.Maybe start my own cooking show.
Y/N:Cooking show?
Alise:Yeah.I tried so many different types of food and even saw how few of them were made.It was easily the best part of my travels.
Y/N:Cooking show are very popular on Earth.You'd have to pull of something amazing to beat Earth's best cuisine.
Alise:Who said anything about Earth's cuisine?
Y/N wasn't sure but he could somehow feel Alise smirking in the dark.
Y/N:OK but how are you gonna get alien ingredients here?
Alise:For starters,some shops already sell them.And I have plenty of friends that owe me a favor.You could be my assistant.
Y/N:Sure,if you menage to find the equipment and the place to shoot your show I'll do anything you say.
Alise:I'll hold you to that.
Timeskip two weeks later
Alise was now in the L/Ns garage with three to four drone cameras flying around.She stood behind a several tables with different types of food.Both on and off world.
Alise:And while we wait for the Khoros reptilian mount eggs to finish cooking,we check up on the Earth pork.
She walked over to a high tech looking oven and took a look through the glass.
Alise:Nise.It looks like its progressing nicely.How is the amber ogia paste coming along,assistant?
Cameras turned to Y/N who wore an apron and held a bowl and a wooden spoon with which he stirred.He also had spots of spilled amber ogia paste all over himself.
Y/N:Better.
She walked over to him and dragged a claw over his cheek,wiping off the paste and tasting it.
Alise:Mmm,tasty.Id say its about done.When I take out the ork,gently pour the paste over it.Made add some oregano.Stay tuned after the break.