'animal crackers are superior'
friday, morning
me
tae says hi :]
jungcock
OH MY GOD, did you sleep together?
taeeee
yes, but not sex-
also, he literally jumped onto me and started doing a fucking photoshoot whilst i was waking up
bitch
suckchin
wow, what a nice way to start a monday morning
short ass
it's friday, hyung.
suckchin
well, it's not my fault that i'm growing old
taeeee
i'm going to kill you, yoongi-hyung!!! >:(
me
now now baby, remember who's in control
taeeee
sorry, daddy.. i'll be good, i promise!
short ass
you do realise you're chatting in the gc still? you can have your intimate moments later ;)
also, jk, you owe me 10 dollars for this.
taeeee
wait, did you really bet on who was bottom? wow..
jungcock
oh no, i just lost my wallet, looks like i can't give you the 10 dollars
suckchin
you literally texted me privately saying that you have 15 dollars and you were going to buy a big mac meal?
jungcock
shush you exposing bitch!
short ass
i better receive my 10 dollars when we're at school. :(
jungcock
i'm sick so looks like i won't be at school to give you it
suckchin
yeah right, you just texted me saying you were going to walk with tae and yoongi to school. you stupid bitch. maybe, stop texting me your secret plan to not give jimin your money.
jungcock
whatever.
friday, afternoon
convo between taehyung and yoongi
me
hey, baby. i was wondering if you wanted to go on a date this weekend? possibly on saturday, tomorrow?
taeeee
hey, hyungie!! yeah, sure! how about we meet up at 1pm?
me
yeah, that sounds good. can't wait to see you, kitten. ;)
maybe, we could fuck.
taeeee
maybe..~ can't wait to see you, daddy!!!
.. sorry this took so long and ended up being kind of a flop!