Felix: A sober heart speaks a drunk mind.
Agustin: *very drunk* Beeschurger.
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Abuela: ISABELA, FLOWERS!
Isabela: *throws flowers*
Abuela: I didn't mean literally-
Isabela: BUT YOU SAID FLOWERS.
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Bruno: Oh hi! Thanks for checking in, I'm-
Bruno: *singing* -still a pIece of gARBAge~~
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Camilo: Some people tell me to "get fucked" or "fuck off", but I use the REVERSE UNO card to tell them it back.
Mirabel: ...w h a t-
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Julieta: What are you!?
Pepa: A hot, sexy sandwich.
Julieta: *slaps her with an arepa*
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Isabela: How's life with smashed papaya nose?
Dolores: Oh I- wait, what did you just say hOW DARE YOU-
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Agustin: When you play this piano, one hundred million donkeys will live. But one hundred million people will die-
Luisa: *agressively plays the piano*
Agustin: Luisa, nO-
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Mirabel: I thought life would be easy peasy lemon squeazy but its actually difficult difficult lemon difficult.
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Antonio: *holds up a sign that reads "wat gender are you" to Camilo*
Camilo: "What gender are you.." Uhmmm, male?
Anotnio: *smirks, removes a hidden tape with words below it, saying "attracted to?"*
Camilo: "..attracted to-" OH MY GOHD, YOU PRANKSTER! YOU SILLY!!
Camilo: Still male though-
(This is a joke dw :>)
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Isabela: Oh, Abuela? She got injured due to natural causes.
Luisa: But you pushed her off the vines.
Isabela: Gravity and the vines are natural.
Luisa: I- n o.
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A/N: THANK YOU TWO AGAIN Lilly2244a and Demxn_TearsRBLX Anhzjqkxoqnxoskslsk
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