Reed: Well, better time than never! It's time to use my ultimate move... A move passed down to the legendary Joestar bloodline...
Homura: Then pull it out then!
Reed: LET'S RUN!! *Teleports with Asuka*
Homura: Where did they-
Reed: Right here dummy! *Kicks Homura's head*
Homura: Why you-
Reed: No holding back! Time to end this! *Kicks her repeatedly* AGAIN! *Kicks her into a wall*
Homura: If Reed is in here then where is-
Asuka: Secret ninja art! *Cut Homura's back*
Homura: *Falls down* What... is going... on..
Reed: Time to pay the favor for slicing me. Santōryū Ōgi: Ichidai Sanzen Daisen Sekai!!
Homura POV: Is it really the end? How quick... I thought I could put up more of a fight but it seems that I'm just a-
Reed: *Halts* ...
Homura POV: What is... going on? Why did he suddenly stop? Am I already dead?
Reed: *Dispels the Kekkai* Let's go Asuka. She hasn't won nor lost. We're merely running away! *Runs to the roof*
Asuka: Wait up! *Runs with Reed*
Reed: Well, there it is!
*All POV*
Asuka: Why did you do that!? She's gonna come back to try and kill us!
Reed: The answer will come in 3... 2... 1... zero.
Hibari: Hey guys! I hope you can hear me!
Asuka: Hibari!?
Reed: There it is. Just wait and see.
Hibari: Don't fight the evil ninja!
Roy: *Grabs the lighting arrow*
Mirai: What are you doing?
Roy: You heard her! I'm not gonna fight you!
Hibari: If they lose the battle the headmaster will activate the Yoke technique and they'll die!
Roy: Should've known there was a catch.
Katsuragi: Are you serious!?
Roy: So there is only one solution. Mirai! You're coming with me! *Grabs Mirai*
Mirai: LET ME GO!!
Roy: I'M HEADING TO THE HEADMASTER! STICKMEN IF YOU CAN HEAR ME GET TO THE TOP FLOOR RIGHT NOW!
Orange: You heard the guy!
Blue: But how do we-
Mr. Oinker: Oink!!
Stickmen: ...
Mr. Oinker: *Drinks a levitation potion*
Red: Hop on! *Hops on Mr. Oinker*
Stickmen-Chosen one: *Hops on*
Chosen one: I'll have to stay behind! *Fires a large energy wave*
Green: *Waves his hand* GOOD LUCK!
Mirai: LET ME GO YOU- *Knocked out*
Roy: Alright kid, I'll make sure you live. One way or another. *Steam emanates from his back* GEAR 2ND!! *Dashes and destroys to the top* COME AT ME HEADMASTER!!
Katsuragi: Tell me, how do I get to the top floor! Wait... I can just follow Roy's path! *Runs towards Roy* Stay safe.
Hikage: Mirai... *Knocked out*
Roy: I can tell you're following me Katsuragi! I can also tell Ikaruga is now trying to get to the top floor! I suppose Yomi is still up and running so I'll let a shadow clone deal with it! *Summons a clone*
Hikage & Yomi: This is as far as you can go!
Roy: ... How'd you get here? Are you the Flash? Soooo, where is my shadow clone?
Hikage: That is none of your concern!
Roy: Katsuragi! *Teleports Ikaruga to their location* Ikaruga! I'll handle them! Reinforcements will come soon enough!
Hikage: You're really starting to tick me off-
Roy: If you're made at me then let it out all on me!
Yomi: DIE! *Fires a grenade launcher*
Roy: A GRENADE LAUNCHER TOO!?!?! AAAAHHH I DID NOT EXPECT THIS OUTCOME!! AND WHERE IS YAGYU!?!!
*With Hibari*
Yagyū: I'm sorry it took me so long Roy. But I'm here now!
Hibari: Yagyū!
Chosen one: *Knocked inside* Nice reunion! Hopefully this won't distract you! *Slams Haruka into the wall* Sorry to knock you off! HAHAHA! *Dodges bullet fire* Another enemy!? Give me a break!
Mirai: I'm not done yet Roy- eh?
Chosen one: If you two can use your secret thingamajig right now it would be really helpful!
Yagyū & Hibari: Right! Secret ninja art! *Summons a bunny and a Squid*
Chosen one: Let's get on it then!
*The three hop on the duo of animals*
Chosen one: *Fires multiple Fireballs* That should hold them off!
Haruka: Impressive.
Mirai: Teamwork. I envy them. Especially those two brats! Reed, Roy, I'll make you two pay! Especially you Roy!
Haruka: *Giggles* Let's catch them shall we?
Mirai: Right!
*Roy POV*
Roy: Rasenshuriken!
Hikage & Yomi: *Direct hit*
Roy: Oof! That has gotta hurt! But can't waste anymore time! *Speeds up* Time to run! *Runs away*
Orange: Roy! Grab on! *Reaches out his hand*
Roy: No need! *Flies out* The tippy top is where we start!
Blue: *Salutes* We'll meet you there!
*Reed & Asuka POV*
Reed: Homura! Stop doing this! You're only getting yourself killed!!
Homura: It's life or death Reed! You wouldn't understand it!
Reed: Oh shut up! *Charges up*
Asuka: Let me deal with her! Get to the top floor right now!
Reed: I trust you so I'll allow it! *Runs to the top*
???: Ahah! Now that he's gone I can now contact you both!
Asuka: Who are you!?
Homura: Headmaster Dōgen!?
Dōgen: I must-
*Timestop*
E: He literally just says everything in the anime.
*Time resume*
Roy: WHAT IN THE LIVING HELL IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW!?!
Chosen one: Is that the main villain?
Yomi: Headmaster! What are you doing!?
Mirai: Homura! What are you doing Master Dōgen!?
Dōgen: What!? How are you still alive!? You should have-
Roy: What? Died? Can't say I'm surprised. You are just a pain in the [REDACTED] after all you sick, sick [REDACTED]. You manipulated them to get the power of the super secret ninja art scroll.
Elite 5: WHAT!?!
Dōgen: You dare!
Roy: Or what!? I'm not afraid of anything anymore! Not even the gods scare me!
Reed: That's Mike's line damnit!
Orange: This isn't the rooftop!
Yellow: Roy said to stop here and we did.
Red: Mr. Oinker was out of levitation to begin with!
Katsuragi: Hold on, what is the meaning of this?
Hikage: Too keep it short the headmaster is now our prime target!
Katsuragi: I see! Get ready to say your prayers!
Roy: Alright old man! Get ready to meet Techno!
Dōgen: I would like to see you-
Reed: *Falls down the stairs* OW!
Roy: Reed!? What are you doing here!?
Reed: I slipped. No, I literally slipped down cuz he wasn't there.
Everyone: ... really? :/
Dōgen: *Appears* If that's the case then so be it!
*A large light covers the entire room*
Reed: Ayo, what is that ligh-
Everyone: SO BRIGHT!!!
Orange: *Wears his sunglasses* Looks like E's glasses came in handy!
Roy: Why are Homura and Asuka's energy vanishing!?
Reed: They're being teleported!
Ikaruga: Is this a Shinobi Kekkai!?
*The light vanishes*
Hibari: They're gone! But... where did they go!?
Yomi: It can't be!
Reed: They're in a Kekkai! Come on Roy-
Roy: I'm going alone. Look up.
Reed: *Looks up* AW SON OF A [RECATED]
Ikaruga: *Looks up* Oh no! This can't be good!
Roy: Alright! That's the plan! *Teleports*
Reed: We're Shinobi. We can take em on!
Katsuragi: Right!
*Roy POV*
Roy: Girls!? Where did you go-
Dōgen: Secret ninja art: Giant serpent! *Summons a giant serpent*
Roy: OH MY IRENE DAMNIT!! *Knocked to the side*
Homura: So much for Roy coming here.
Asuka: He was off guard you know!
Homura: Yeah, yeah, we have bigger matters though. Much bigger ones.
*In Roy's mindscape*
Roy: Ayo, why am I not waking up!?
Scarlet devil: Wait a second. You're awakening can't be rushed. Otherwise you'll stay down.
Roy: ANOTHER ONE!?! THIS'LL TAKE FOREVER- *Vanishes*
Scarlet devil: That was much faster than before.
Homura: DAMNIT!!
Dōgen: Try as you might but you can't beat my giant serpent.
Homura: You're a traitor... you betrayed me... JUST LIKE HE DID!!
Dōgen: And you have no one else to blame but yourself. If you weren't so foolish, you wouldn't have fallen for the same trick twice-
Roy: Don't say that to my friend. You damn [REDACTED].
Dōgen: You stood up again? Attack him serpent!
Serpent: *Dashes towards Roy-
Roy: *Fires a tiny Ki blast*
*Half of the serpent was instantly destroyed*
Dōgen: What is that!?
U.I Roy: Welcome back... Ultra Instinct. *Charges his Ki* Now let's end this!
Homura: What is this energy!? It's attacking me but there's another force!
Asuka: Guys!?
U.I Roy: I'm running out of Instinct fast. You two have to awaken the super secret ninja art or whatever to actually end this. But I'll buy time. *Dashes towards the serpent*
Serpent: *Binds Roy-
U.I Roy: ENOUGH! *Blasts through the serpent* This ends here- *Goes back to base* Of course this'll happen.
Reed: *Teleports in* ROY!
Roy: Reed!
Reed: Sit back and watch! They'll beat him!
Dōgen: WHAT!? THE SUPER SECRET NINJA ARTS-
Homura & Asuka: *Cut through him*
Reed & Roy: WOOHOO!! LEZ GO BABY!
*Everyone inside the Kekkai was sent flying out*
Roy: *Lands on his back* AH MY BACK!
Reed: Lol! HAHAHA!!
Asuka: You guys...
Orange: So... *Looks at Dōgen* did we win? Is he dead?
Homura: Haha...
Yellow: Looks like it- *Punched in the face* OW!
Dōgen: You brats ruined my plan!
Reed: Actually, I am rather confident that I am older than you. *Goes sage mode*
Roy: And so do I. *Eats a senzu* *Activates his Scarlet devil mode* YOU ARE NOT GONNA ESCAPE YOU SON OF A [REDACTED]!!
Dōgen: *Jumps outside*
Roy: COME ON!
Mirai: Let's go!
*Everyone jumps onto the roof*
Roy: Kamui! *Teleports infront of Dōgen* End of the line buddy!
Dōgen: *Tries to run back*
Girls: *Corner him*
Dōgen: *Runs to the side*
Stickmen-Chosen one: Where do you think we're going!?
Chosen one & Reed: *Appears on the other side*
Reed: This is your destiny you idiot.
Suzune/Rin: The Hebijo and Hanzō students have joined forces?
Kiriya: That is what happens when Shinobi are pitted against the same foe
Suzune/Rin: And I didn't expect you had 6 more students... and a pig. Also, I don't really appreciate your new students throwing me out of the school like that.
Kiriya: What are you talking about?
Suzune/Rin: Nevermind. You wouldn't understand.
Mr. Oinker: *Runs to them* Oink!
Suzune/Rin: But wait, what are you implying? Are you saying that everything I've done... was in vain? But I've never been more sure than before.
Kiriya: Rin, good and evil ninja can attain true power.
Reed: OI! HELP US OUT HERE! YOU TOO LOUD BOIS!
Kiriya: Looks like they've spotted us.
Dōgen: Suzune and the Hanzō academy teacher!?!
Roy: Oh! That's nice. You're even more outnumbered!
Stickmen: *Summon their weapons*
Girls: *Ready their weapons*
Reed & Roy: *Goes into sage mode*
Kiriya: Why don't leave our students alone and you pick on someone your own size!?
Daidōji: Someone... Like me!!
Dōgen: No! Don't come any closer!
Roy: YOU SON OF A GUN I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU!! AND WE'RE ALL SURROUNDING YOU!!
Dōgen: DAMN! I HAVE NO CHOICE! *Grits his teeth*
Suzune/Rin: Did you activate the self destruct device!?
Dōgen: If I'm going down then- what is going on?
Reed: For a self destruct device the place isn't really moving a whole lot.
Orange: What? Whoo, I thought we were gonna die.
Yellow: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). who could have done that?? Get rekt nerd.
Dōgen: YOU DAMN BRAT! *Shows a remote*
Reed & Roy: Why didn't we see this coming?
Dōgen: DIE! *Begins to blow up the school* HAHAHAHAHA!!
Suzune/Rin: ARE YOU INSANE!?! HOW ABOUT ALL OF THE STUDENTS STILL INSIDE THE CASTLE!?!
Reed & Roy: *Techno instincts* No... it can't be... YOU DAMN [REDACTED]!! YOU IDIOTIC [REDACTED]!!! DAMNIT WE'RE TOO SLOW TO SAVE ALL OF THEM-
*An image flashes before their eyes*
Mike: REED, ROY, NOW!!!!!
Reed & Roy: *A dark aura surrounds them and transforms them* Thanks Mike. Or should we say D.V?
Roy: Let's go! *Speeds down*
Reed: Move out! *Speeds down*
D.V: They won't make it. I'll make sure they make it though. But you're coming with me Dōgen! *Teleported*
Dōgen: NO- *Teleported*
*Inside the castle*
Students: *Panicking, Crying, Dying*
Reed: *Carries 50 students* *Teleports outside* *Teleports inside*
D.V: Come on! *Teleports 200 students outside*
Reed: Gotcha Roy!
Roy: *Saves 70 students* Still many more!
D.V: Come on Roy! You can do it! Let's get a move on! *Teleports 150 students outside*
Reed: *Teleports 200 students outside*
D.V: Reed! I'll deal with the rest! You go out there and kill Dōgen for me will ya!?
Reed: You're right! The Yoke technique! *Jumps to the roof*
Roy: *Teleports back inside* 180 students down more to go!
D.V: Roy! I'll deal with the rest! You to the roof and dispatch the headmaster for me will you!?
Roy: I hear you Reed! *Jumps to the roof*
*At the Roof*
Kiriya: You allowed him to use the forbidden technique on your students!?!
Reed: I'M HERE!
Roy: I HAVE ARRIVED TO ELIMINATE YOU- REED!?!
Reed: ROY!?! THEN WHO IS-
D.V: KILL HIM NOW!!! *Teleports 300 students outside*
Suzune/Rin: *Runs behind Dōgen*
Dōgen: WHAT THE HELL!?! LET ME GO!
Reed: RIN!!! DON'T DO IT!
Suzune/Rin: I'll make it quick. Don't forget me.
Roy: Rinnegan! *Teleports into Rin's place*
Reed: SO LONG SUCKAS!! *Jumps off the roof*
Roy: YOU CAN'T HAVE ALL THE FUN! *Jumps down*
Reed: YOU JERK! I HATE YOU! YOU RISKED HUNDREDS OF LIVES FOR NOTHING! AND THAT IS WHAT I HATE MOST ABOUT YOU! *Throws him into the ground*
Dōgen: *Breaks his back*
Roy: RHINO SCHNIDER!! *Crushes Dōgen*
D.V: THAT'S THE LAST OF THE STUDENTS! REUNITE WITH EVERYONE AND EXCAUTE NOW!!
Roy: Gotcha Tech! *Jumps to the roof*
D.V: Now, time to die Dōgen.
G.E.R: You will never arrive at the truth. *Crushes his head*
D.V: Pretty impressive boys. You made me proud once more. But it's not like you haven't already been doing that. But your not yet done. *Vanishes*
--------To be continued...