Zodiac High

*MRS. CONSTELLATION'S OFFICE*

MRS. CONSTELLATION: I don't understand why your group is always in some fuck shit.
CANCER: Because of liars and cheaters.
ARIES: I cheated once.
CANCER: I don't believe you.
ARIES: You don't believe me but you still let me hit it.
CANCER: Stop broadcasting our sex life!
AQUARIUS: Why would you let him have sex with you after all the bullshit he caused?
GEMINI: Because she's a desperate loser.
CANCER: You're the one who went after my boyfriend.
CAPRICORN: And here we go again.
GEMINI: He chased after me.
SCORPIO: Stop the lies.
TAURUS: Butt out.
SCORPIO: Make me.
GEMINI: *Makes eye contact with Scorpio.* You're lucky I can't punch you right now.
LIBRA: No one is hurting my bestie!
TAURUS: Shut up Libra!
LIBRA: Make me shut up! You won't, because you're busy having Leo's dick in your mouth.
PISCES: Damn.
LEO: At least she knows how to suck dick better than you.
VIRGO: Tmi.
LIBRA: *Smirks.* Sure.
AQUARIUS: Enough with the sex talk.
SAGITTARIUS: Because Gemini has poor services.
GEMINI: If my services is so poorly, then why did you date me? Why did Aries want me? Why is Aquarius still with me?
CANCER: Because they feel bad for you.
GEMINI: I feel bad for your baby.
TAURUS: Gemini!
SCORPIO: What a bitch.
LIBRA: That was really cruel.
VIRGO: I have to agree with Libra.
AQUARIUS: *Talking to girlfriend.* Maybe you should stop talking babe.
CANCER: At least my kid won't be a two dollar whore like you!
*Pisces spits out his water.*
ARIES: And our kid will have high self-esteem unlike you.
GEMINI: What are you talking about? I have high self-esteem.
CANCER: It doesn't seem like it.
GEMINI: You're the one who's stuck in a toxic relationship with a guy who treats you like shit.
CANCER: We're not together.
GEMINI: You let him fuck you.
CANCER: Because I was horny. Pregnant people get horny too.
TAURUS: *A devilish grin spreads across her face.* Is that true Libra?
LIBRA: *Looks up at the guidance counselor.* How many detentions will I get for slapping a bitch?
TAURUS: I wish you would slap me.
*Libra hops out of her seat.*
SAGITTARIUS: Make sure to leave your mark!
*Leo blocks Libra from Taurus.*
LIBRA: Move the fuck out of the way.
LEO: I'm not going to let you hit Taurus.
MRS. CONSTELLATION: Sit back down in your chair.
LIBRA: Let me slap Taurus first.
VIRGO: It isn't worth the detentions.
LIBRA: I'll be fine.
CAPRICORN: This is insane. Then again, we're talking about two teenage girls.
AQUARIUS: As long as our girls ain't fighting, I could careless.
CAPRICORN: You just want Libra to hit your ex.
AQUARIUS: *Shrugs.* She deserves it.
LIBRA: *Stares at Leo.* Move out of the way.
LEO: Go sit down!
SAGITTARIUS: Leo move. We're trying to watch the show. *Holding iPhone in the air.*
LEO: Don't be encouraging this bad behavior.
MRS. CONSTELLATION: Take your seat or I'll get Mrs. Zodiac.
VIRGO: Libra, please take your seat. I'm not trying to see Mrs. Zodiac.
LIBRA: *Huffs.* Fine. *Walks back over to her seat, frowning.*
SCORPIO: *Whispers in Libra's ear.* You'll get her next time.
*Libra watches Leo in disgust as he comforts Taurus.*