31. You go to the beach with everyone +the crusaders+ some nice stories (age 5)
"i have a great idea for today!" sadao said.
"non of your ideas are great" Joseph said.
"why is he always mean to him?" you whispered to Jonathan
"I don't know" Jonathan said.
"... I'll ignore that, ok, what if we all go to swim today since it's very hot outside?" he said.
"YES!!" you said and he laughed
"I'll agree as well" kakyoin said
"whatever" Jotaro said, soon everyone agreed, those who didn't have swimsuits went quickly to buy one while the others waited.
When they came back everyone went to change.
"let me put some sunscreen on you before we go, you don't want to get a sunburn" Jonathan said and you nodded, he then started applying sunscreen on you.
"we're all ready" Joseph said.
"wait a second, let me put some on her face" Jonathan said and he put sunscreen on your face, after that you all left in two cars.
When you got there you got your stuff ready.
"promise me to not jump in the water" Jonathan said, you looked at him while smiling and left.
"not that again! (y/n) come back!" he said as he chased after you, the others laughed as they saw you get in the water and also trying to get away from Jonathan, the others joined, some were playing, some were searching for seashells and rocks, others just swam.
"let's play chicken fights!" Polnareff said.
"what's that?" you asked.
"ok, there are two teams with two people in each team, one gets on the other person's shoulder and they are trying to push the other team and fall in the water" Polnareff said.
"I want to play!" you said.
"no, it's dangerous" Jonathan said and you looked at him.
".... But I want to play" you said.
"I don't want you getting hurt" he said.
"please?" you said as you gave him the puppy eyes.... His only weakness
"fine" he said and you celebrated.
There were two teams, one team was Jotaro and kakyoin and the other was you and Polnareff.
"I think it's a bit unfair since you two are huge and I have the little shrimp here" Polnareff said and you glared at him.
"it's good that you're aware of your loss even before the game began" kakyoin said.
"we won't lose!" you said, after a while the gave began, kakyoin tried to push you down but he couldn't, when Polnareff got you closer to him you started pinching his legs and pushing him, he was trying to get away but he couldn't, he was surprised that your pinches were that painful, so to get away he fell in the water.
"yes!!" Polnareff said as he got you off his shoulders
"hey! No fair! She was pinching me!" kakyoin said.
"it wasn't in the rules" you said
"you're a sneaky one... I'll keep an eye on you" he said
"you want me to throw you in the air and let you fall in the water?" Polnareff asked and you nodded.
He then threw you in the air and let you fall in the water, but you had a plan, when they saw that you didn't get out of the water they were getting worried.
"and I knew it was a bad idea! What If she drowned?" Jonathan asked.
Soon they heard Polnareff scream like a little girl and then they heard you laugh.
"she pinched my butt!" he said and the other laughed as well
"maybe the ocean brings the worst out of her... Is it the fact that she rarely goes there?" kakyoin asked and the others shrugged
After a while you all got out to eat something.
"Polnareff slept" kakyoin said, you, Jotaro and kakyoin looked at each other and smirked
"they are up to something" Jonathan said.
"(y/n) where's the beach toys?" Jotaro asked and you went to your stuff and brought them to him.
"let's start, grab your buckets" Jotaro said, you and kakyoin grabbed the buckets and started to take sand and put it on Polnareff, you also had a bucket of water so you can make the shapes better.
"he needs mermaid boobs" kakyoin said.
"but he already has boobs" you said and kakyoin laughed, you guys made the mermaid tale and then the boobs, you added some details in the tail and it was done.
"let me take a picture" Joseph said and he took a picture off what you guys did to Polnareff, he then laughed and took more pictures
After that you sat down again and ate some fruits that Jonathan cut for you.
"do you want some watermelon too?" holly asked and you nodded, she gave you a few pieces and you ate them.
"hey! What's going on!?" Polnareff asked as he woke up
"get me out of here!" Polnareff yelled
"pose for the camera!" Joseph said, Polnareff struck a quick pose and then continued his yelling
"who's idea was it?!?" he yelled, Jotaro and kakyoin pointed at you and you looked at them
"so it was you huh? When I'll get out of here you better run!" Polnareff said, you were dumbfounded, did they really put the blame on you? Jonathan slapped them both at the back of their heads.
"don't put the blame on her! You all had the same idea!" Jonathan said and they both apologized
"really? Putting the blame on a child? Shame on you both" Polnareff said as Joseph dag him out
"because of what they did I will not talk to them, they betrayed me" you said and you went to play with Jonathan
They tried to talk to you but you didn't want to talk to them
"as her personal bodyguard I forbid you from getting closer to her until she says so" Jonathan said as he stood in front of them
You Spend most of your time playing with Jonathan, Polnareff and Joseph, whenever Jotaro or kakyoin tried to approach you Jonathan stopped them.
"(y/n) don't stay in the sun for too long! You'll get a sunburn!!" Jonathan said
"'Kay!" you said as you searched for seashells in the sand, after that you made sand castles, you tried to make them nice, you then found a way to make the sandcastle stay, but a teenager came up to you and stomped on it, you looked up and he grinned.
"why did you do that?" you asked him.
"because I can! What are you going to do about it? Cry to your mommy?" he asked and he then laughed
"you're immature" you said and went to build the castle again but he stomped on it again and then at your hand very hard, it hurt a lot so you screamed, this alarmed everyone and Jonathan was the first one to get up and run towards you. You held your pained hand as the teenager laughed at you, Jonathan completely saw red, he grabbed the teenager, turned him around and punched him straight in the face, the others looked at Jonathan stunned, that was the least they expected from him.
The teenager fell down on the ground and held his face, he then looked up and saw Jonathan who was very pissed.
"you dare to hurt a child like that? You'll regret it" Jonathan said, the teenager was scared as fuck!
"woah, woah! Calm down!" Joseph said a she tried to hold Jonathan back.
"didn't you see what he did to her!? He destroyed her sand castle and then stomped on her hand!" Jonathan told Joseph.
"I saw it and I'm very mad as well... But Jotaro and the others will take care of him, remember, you're a gentleman" Joseph said, Holly told Jonathan too take deep breaths to calm down.
Jonathan turned to you and kneeled down.
"are you OK? Does it hurt anymore?" he asked you.
"only a little bit" you said
"it's going to be alright, the pain will go away" Jonathan said and you nodded.
Apparently the teen was with his friends and they came looking for him
"hey! What is going on here?" one asked.
"is that asshole your friend?" Jotaro asked.
"yeah, is there a problem?" the same teen asked.
"Holly take (y/n) back to our stuff" Jonathan said and Holly nodded and took you back to your stuff.
"your friend dared to hurt my daughter, I never let go someone who hurts my daughter.... Did you understand me?" Jonathan asked in a serious tone.
"y-yes sir!" the teens said.
"good, now take your friend and leave and if I see you again.... You'll wish you never met me" Jonathan said, the others started to get scared as well, they never saw him like that before.
"he went papa bear mode... It's actually very scary" Polnareff said.
"I must say I feel very scared myself" avdol said
"maybe we should be aware of our actions... I don't want to end up like that teenager, he's still bleeding" kakyoin said, after that they all went back to see how you were doing, your hand was better now.
"I still can't believe how people like them exist" Jonathan said, he then noticed the others sat a bit further away from him.
"why are you all sitting away?" Jonathan asked.
"you kinda scared us back then, you really went there and punched that teen and then talked to the other teens in a very dangerous tone" Polnareff said.
"oh! Sorry for scaring you guys, I didn't mean it but I couldn't let them off the hook, look at the bruise he made on her hand?" Jonathan said as he showed your hand to them and they saw the bruise, he then put the ice on it again.
After hours you all got back home and guess what? You got a sunburn!! Same with Polnareff too.
Avdol read a book and then looked at the both of you.
"that's what you both get for staying out in the sun, you're lucky you didn't have a heatstroke" he said, you and Polnareff layed on your stomachs and Jonathan and kakyoin put cream on your backs, shoulders and arms.
"stop putting the cream so aggressively!" Polnareff yelled.
"stop moving around then! Look at (y/n) she doesn't move around!" kakyoin said.
"it's cold and relieving" you said
"see!! She's more well behaved than you are!" kakyoin told Polnareff
After Jonathan was done putting the cream on you he brought a fan and turned it on and put it in front of you so the air would directly hit your back, it wasn't a good idea but he wasn't going to let it for a long time there.
"ok, we'll let it dry for a bit and then I'll turn it off" Jonathan said, the room was silent, until you decided to break the silence.
"does anyone have a cool story to say? It's very boring" you said.
"I have one!" Jonathan said.
"we've heard your stories before" Jotaro said.
"many times" you said
"I have one" Joseph said and everyone looked at him
"it happened when I was 18, going to 19" Joseph said and everyone's attention was on him.
"my mother's adoptive father used a stone mask and he turned into a vampire, he then attacked my uncle speedwagon, but he had us believe that he was killed, I had to fight him, before he died he told me that speedwagon wasn't dead, he was somewhere in Mexico, in the nazi's base, so I went there, I couldn't get in because I was a man so I disguised myself into a woman and went up to them and offered them some tequila, they didn't buy it so I used hamon and knocked them out!" Joseph said, you laughed when he said that he dressed like a woman.
"when I got there I saw that the German soldiers were fighting something weird, he was an immortal creature, something better than a vampire, his name was Santana and he was a pillarmen, he's still under the speedwagon foundation's care, he's currently a stone, anyways he was very powerful and he could absorb a whole human! And he could do something weird with his ribs so he could catch his pray and then absorb them, he would also squeeze through small gaps, like an air vent or get into someone's body by entering through their nose!" Joseph said, it was kinda horrible.
"anyways, after my fight with Santana and after he was defeated I was send to Italy to meet with someone, his name was ceasar Zeppeli" Joseph said.
"zeppeli?" Jonathan asked.
"he was the grandson of William zeppeli" Joseph said.
"anyways, me and him didn't really had a great start, the same night we found out about three more pillarmen, kars, Esidisi and Wamuu. Kars was the leader, Esidisi was kars right hand and Wamuu was like a servant? No... Well I don't know, I fought with Wamuu and I lost at the first fight, they didn't kill me but they gave me some time to grow my power, if I remember correctly I had 3 months, they were looking for a red stone, it was powerful and it would grant them the power of walking in broad daylight" by now everyone was interested to hear what was gonna happen next.
"at one point Esidisi decided to fight me out of nowhere but he lost... But he wasn't done yet, his brain survived and he took control of my wife and had her sent the red stone to Switzerland, that's where kars was located" Joseph said.
"wait, grandma suzie?" Jotaro asked.
"yeah, suzie was working for my mother, she was working as a maid, that's were we met" Joseph said
"why did your mom let you fight them?" you asked him
"I didn't know she was my mother, my grandmother told me that her and my father died when I was a baby, you'll learn what happened soon" Joseph said
"ok, so we quickly went to Switzerland and actually took the stone back, what I forgot to say is that they had put two wedding rings of death around my windpipe and somewhere near my heart, so if I wanted to survive I had to get the antidotes, I took the one from Esidisi when I defeated him, but I had to take the second one from Wamuu too" he said
"one day I made a mistake and It ended up with me and ceasar fighting and he then left the place we were staying at and went towards the place kars was staying at, but he didn't know Wamuu returned, long story short they fought but ceasar didn't make it, Wamuu defeated him but ceasar managed to get the antidote from him, he made a bubble and stored in it the rest of his hamon and also put there his bandana and the antidote, if that piece of the ceiling didn't fall on him he would maybe be here with us" Joseph said, no one knew that this happened to Joseph.
"that night I fought with Wamuu and I won, Wamuu's last words were that he was glad that he saw me grow, after that it was time for my mother and kars to fight but kars pulled a trick and I had to step in the fight to save my mother, at some point we thought that I had defeated him but he managed to put the mask on with the red stone and he conquered the sun, there was an intense fight that when I lost my left hand, I run away from him and he followed, I took a plane and flew towards a volcano and we fell there, I threw kars in the lava but he survived it, that was the moment when he cut my hand, after that the volcano erupted and we were send flying on a big piece of rock, at that moment I thought I was going to die, but my severed hand pierced his throat and then a few pieces of the ground flew towards him and send him in space, after that I fell down in the sea but I was rescued by some fishermen, while I was at the hospital suzie took care of me and after I was ok we got married, but she forgot to tell my family that I was alive, so when I went to meet them in New York I heard that they were at a funeral, so I went there, what I didn't know was that it was my own funeral! Everyone was surprised that I was alive, after the funeral I learned that my coach was my mother, I was surprised that she was alive" Joseph said.
"why did she left you?" you asked, you were very curious.
"well, my father died because of a leftover zombie that an evil man made, when he died I was an infant, when my mother found out she was pissed, so she went to him and killed him with hamon, but that man was in a high place in the military, someone witnessed the murder and that's how my mother was wanted worldwide, my uncle speedwagon helped her flee, she changed her name and moved to italy" Joseph said.
"great grandma Lisa lisa was always a badass" Jotaro said.
"you got to meet her?" kakyoin asked Jotaro
"yeah, but she died when I was around 10" Jotaro said
"when I was 19 she was already 50 years old" Joseph said
"wow! I would love to meet her, your friend ceasar too, they sound so cool, too bad everything happened so many years ago" you said, you were amazed by the story
"the story of his adventure was nice but you need to go to bed, the cream already dried" Jonathan said, you got up and put your shirt on and you left to get ready for bed.
"I'm also in awe, you weren't lying when you said you were experienced in a battle" Polnareff said.
"did you ever found out how your parents met each other?" kakyoin asked Joseph.
"oh, my mother was the baby my grandmother saved from the shipwreck he died on" Joseph said as he pointed at Jonathan.
"oh that baby! Her poor mother was killed by the zombies" Jonathan said
"they basically grew up around one another" Joseph said