2 minutes pass by and ash finally comes out from the
back.
He tosses fez the car keys and we walk out the store.
Fez double checked the locks , making sure the store was closed up correctly, then we walked towards the car.
I sat in the front seat and ash immediately stuck his big ass ginormous oompa loompa head thru my window
"Nah , this my seat. Get your ass to the back"
I looked at him straight In the eyes , and I slowly took the seatbelt and Buckled myself in.
"I will fuck your tiny ass up , get out my seat I ain't playing"
"Just get in the back and stop whining like a little bitch"
He looks at me with a straight face.
I swear we had a staring contest , until I finally caved in.
"Fuckkk fine whatever"
I unbuckled my seatbelt and I crawled to the back seat.
"That wasn't so hard now was it"
He could've just sat in the back but nooo the fucking king had to have his precious front seat.
I just realized , they didn't tell me where tf we going.
My dumbass just hopped in the car , no questions asked.
But we where probably going to buy product or something.
I leaned my head back on the seat , I closed my eyes and I dozed off. Ash and fez where talking about guns and drugs and .... Manly shit - I don't fucking know. I wasn't really paying attention.
I opened my eyes once I realized the car stopped moving.
Fez turned to me and handed me the car keys
"Listen you and ash gotta stay in here , i gotta buy some shit cause our supply is running low, I'll be back in 20 minutes tops. Lock the doors and keep your heads down. Don't leave this car at all , ion care if Jesus is signing autographs outside , DO NOT get out this car."
A bit dramatic if you ask me.
ash looked down at his phone and mumbled
"why the fuck does she get the keys"
Fez didn't hear him , but I did.
Once fez got out the car and walked away , I threw the keys at ash.
They may have accidentally hit him in the head tho.
He turned around and grabbed the back of his head
"ow- WHAT THE FUCK , why you always throwing shit at my head"
"I don't know , but take that as payback for cheating on me"
"So you forgive me?"
"I'm not forgiving you until I get an apology, that's usually how it works."
"oh yeah , my bad"
Now I know he doesn't show much emotion as he used to , but he could've at least said 'im sorry'.
"Wow ash , great fucking apology, it sounded very genuine"
He let out the most dramatic sigh ive ever heard in the entire life , then he started to climb into the back seat.
He managed to step all over my fucking shoes in the process of that.
He plopped down into the seat and turned his head towards me.
"I'm sorry"
"I forgive you, next time you decide to cheat on me please do it with anyone BUT Gia"
"So you giving me permission to cheat?"
He said with a smirk on his face.
"No- you know what I meant dumbass"
I slapped the back of his head gently , but of course he had to be dramatic.
He grabbed the back of his head with one hand and put his other hand over his heart
"Fucking abusive ass bitch why is it always my head"
"You literally used to pin me to walls and drag me by my arm , calm the fuck down - also watch your tone"
We talked for a while , I tired to convince him to let me buy a bunny but he said that they're fat hairy rats.
Rude.
I was kinda uncomfortable because he was taking up the whole back seat , he had his legs spread open n shit , why do guys do that?
"Close your fucking legs bro I have no space back here"
"You always bitchin"
"How would you like it if I had my legs spread open like that?"
See I gotta watch what I say around him because he always manages to make shit seem sexual
He looked at me and smirked
"I meannnn -"
"Jesus Christ ashtray you have the dirtiest mind ever"
He held his hands up in defense, then when he started to lower his hands , he put one on my thigh.
Real smooth ash , real smooth.
"Hey remeber when you first stayed the night ? I genuinely hated you. Like I couldn't stand you. I was prayin for you to leave I swear"
THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR? LOWKEY HURT MY FEELINGS.
"What - why are you telling me this ?"
"Ion even know , I just find it funny how I used to hate you , like you don't even understand I legitimately HATED you so much to the point where I was gonna set your ass up , I was gonna steal fezcos weed and I was gonna blame you - Hey I never told you that , have i"
what the fuck - THATS SO MESSED UP.
"Your such an ASSHOLE , YOU WAS GONNA SET ME UP?"
"To be honest , yeah"
"What made you change your mind , cause you clearly didn't pull through with that plan"
"Shit ion even know , I just didn't do it.
I of course found you pretty and shit- I guess ..... but I wasn't really lookin for a relationship at the time , and I couldn't fucking stand you , like I said. But after that shit mouse pulled , ion know it's like I didn't want you to leave my side because I was scared something was gonna happen to you. Thennn I started to catch feeling and allat"
"We used to be close when we where kids but then you pushed me away and you went ghost on me for 4 years... "
Yes I counted , we where pretty close when we where 12.
"Wowww I forgot we used to be close. Fuck the things I would do to go back in time... shit was so easy back then , and I pushed you away because that was around the time I was getting into this drug dealing shit. I had to grow up fast , then I kinda forgot about you."
He took a long pause before speaking up again
"I never really thought about you after we stopped being friends. Fezco would always mention you but I wouldn't pay any mind when he talked about you. It's kinda fucked considering you where my only friend when we where little , but it's just the way I was raised paris. I automatically hate people for no reason , and I can't change that about myself."
"Damn , this got depressing real fast"
"Nah , I don't get to talk about shit like this with anyone. It's nice to get things off my chest , you know?"
He turned his head to look at me , he actually seemed happy. He never really spoke about the past , so I'm glad he was finally opening up.
"Yeah , we should have more deep conversations like this"
"Not gonna happen , I ain't gonna turn into a bitch. I said it was nice to get shit off my chest but I ain't gonna vent about it like a little girl"
Andddd emotial ash is gone , Now the real ash is back.
FUCK I DIDNT REALIZE HOW LONG THIS CHATER WAS.
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