๐ƒ๐ž๐ฌ๐ข ๐‘๐ž๐š๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐ž๐ฌ |...

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๐Ÿ โ€ข ๐‘๐ข๐œ๐ก
๐Ÿ โ€ข ๐๐š๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž
๐Ÿ‘ โ€ข ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐“๐š๐ฅ๐ค
๐Ÿ’ โ€ข ๐†๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐†๐š๐ฉ
๐Ÿ“ โ€ข ๐๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž๐ฌ
๐Ÿ” โ€ข ๐๐š๐ซ๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐‚๐จ๐๐ž
๐Ÿ• โ€ข ๐๐š๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฌ
๐Ÿ– โ€ข ๐’๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ก
๐Ÿ— โ€ข ๐ƒ๐š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐’๐จ๐š๐ฉ๐ฌ
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ โ€ข ๐’๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ 
๐Ÿ๐Ÿ โ€ข ๐–๐ž๐๐๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ
๐Ÿ๐Ÿ โ€ข ๐„๐ง๐ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฌ๐ก
๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘ โ€ข ๐‡๐จ๐ง๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ 
๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ โ€ข ๐Œ๐จ๐๐ž๐ซ๐ง ๐’๐ญ๐ฒ๐ฅ๐ž
๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“ โ€ข ๐’๐ข๐›๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ
๐Ÿ๐Ÿ” โ€ข ๐‘๐ž๐ฅ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ฌ
๐Ÿ๐Ÿ• โ€ข ๐…๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐š๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐ž๐ฌ
๐Ÿ๐Ÿ— โ€ข ๐‚๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ก๐จ๐จ๐ ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ โ€ข ๐’๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ โ€ข ๐’๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ ๐๐ญ. ๐Ÿ
๐Ÿ๐Ÿ โ€ข ๐‡๐š๐œ๐ค๐ฌ
๐Ÿ๐Ÿ โ€ข ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐จ๐จ๐
๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘ โ€ข ๐Ž๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ž
๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ โ€ข ๐‚๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐ 
๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“ โ€ข ๐’๐ก๐จ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ 
๐Ÿ๐Ÿ” โ€ข ๐†๐ซ๐š๐๐ž๐ฌ
๐Ÿ๐Ÿ• โ€ข ๐‘๐จ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฌ
๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– โ€ข ๐’๐ฉ๐ข๐œ๐ž๐ฌ
๐Ÿ๐Ÿ— โ€ข ๐ƒ๐ข๐ฐ๐š๐ฅ๐ข
๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ โ€ข ๐๐ž๐ฐ๐ฌ
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ โ€ข ๐’๐ญ๐ซ๐ž๐ž๐ญ ๐’๐ญ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฌ
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ โ€ข ๐’๐ž๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐ญ ๐‹๐จ๐ฏ๐ž
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ โ€ข ๐Œ๐จ๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ 
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ โ€ข ๐‰๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ƒ๐ž๐ฌ๐ข ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ โ€ข ๐๐ž๐ข๐ ๐ก๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ โ€ข ๐๐ž๐ข๐ ๐ก๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ ๐๐ญ. ๐Ÿ
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ” โ€ข ๐“๐ซ๐š๐ฏ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ 
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ• โ€ข ๐’๐จ๐ง๐  ๐‹๐ฒ๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐ฌ
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ• โ€ข ๐’๐จ๐ง๐  ๐‹๐ฒ๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐ฌ ๐๐ญ. ๐Ÿ
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ– โ€ข ๐‹๐ข๐ž๐ฌ
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ– โ€ข ๐‹๐ข๐ž๐ฌ ๐๐ญ. ๐Ÿ
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ— โ€ข ๐๐š๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ 
๐Ÿ’๐ŸŽ โ€ข ๐€๐๐ฌ
๐Ÿ’๐ŸŽ โ€ข ๐€๐๐ฌ ๐๐ญ. ๐Ÿ
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ‘
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ’
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ“
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ”
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ•
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ–
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ—
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ•
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ–
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ•
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ–
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—
๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ~ ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ

๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– โ€ข ๐‰๐จ๐ค๐ž๐ฌ

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By khushixks

Our jokes are high grade man. I mean, we make amazing jokes.

But, sadly, our parents are not the sponsors of our jokes.
Heck, they never get the actual meaning, they just start a lecture. #basedonatruestory.

Me: So there's this joke:

Topper: Tommorow is a Math test.
Normal: Tommorow is Math? I thought History.
Legends: We have a test tomorrow?

My parents: What's a ghatiya joke! Matlab, aise hota hai? The student doesn't know about tests, and ypu call him a legend? He is just a Dumbo! Arrey, this is the signs of a below average student. Padhai ke bina, how do you live? Aise logon ko toh ....

This rant goes on until they make you swear on your mom that you won't do this.

So, clearly,

Their humour = No. Of hours I stay away from Wattpad, out of 10 (which is none)

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