Aries: "Okay? I cheated on you anyways"
Leo: "So you think you're better than me?"
Gemini: "Your bestfriend was good in bed last night"
Sagittarius: "Pack your bags and leave my house"
Libra: "Wow. I can't believe you would do this to me"
Capricorn: Is the one that breaks up with their partner
Aquarius: "You have five seconds to apologize or else"
Virgo: "We were never even dating!!"
Scorpio: "You're literally in a car that I'm driving right now, you might want to pray because you're going to need luck after this"
Taurus: "Buy me McDonald's on your way out please!"
Cancer: Cries about it all month
Pisces: Breaks up with them before they can do it first