A normal person would plan to visit historic landmarks and buildings in England; however, Daiyu imagines seeing Tommy's hazardous asbestos room, gaming setup, or even his moldy wall instead. Despite how corny and weird it may sound, these things are like monuments to Daiyu.
Daiyu finds herself not caring so much about the country (when has she ever?), but rather about the boy she plans to meet. She wants to see his life and maybe become involved in ways she never had before.
Promising May she'll facetime her every day, she boards her flight for London, and, right now, it feels a lot like fate.
...
okay plane took off
I can't believe this
is happening
i know
hopefully malaysian flight
370 doesn't repeat itself
Huh
doesn't matter
and now i sleep :o
ALREADY??
...
omg i had a dream that the
plane fucking exploded and i
had to do parkour and flips
on the debris in mid air as i
fell to my death
That's a nice dream, queen
Must be good mojo
there's also this elderly
woman next to me with
the strongest perfume ever
like, i'm actually choking in it
Now this is reality, queen
stop mansplaining to
me you brit
You're still trying to insult
my nationality when you're
literally going to be here for
weeks??
ok m tired back to sleep
I'm bringing my vlog gun
and I'm gonna shoot the
tiredness out of ya
gimme a break
...
what do you call a skeleton
that goes out in the cold?
Why?
because i'm telling you a joke
Is that the punchline?
NO I'M WAITING FOR
YOU TO GUESS
But that's not how
jokes work??
guess or i'm turning
this plane around
A skeleton
that's an awful answer
Well this is a terrible "joke"
no it's not
you're ruining it
Shut up
no you
Wow, you sure got me there
Lemme guess, because
they'd get a femur?
wait that's actually a good answer
since when were you smart?
Since your mum
your mom jokes aren't funny
anymore, i revoke what i said
This conversation is
going nowhere
I'M TELLING A JOKE!!
Then why haven't you
said the punchline yet??
BECAUSE YOU KEEP
DISTRACTING ME
WELL THEN JUST TELL
THE FUCKIN JOKE GEEZ
DID YOU GET CAFFEINE
OR SOMETHING??
a numbskull
IT'S A FUCKING NUMBSKULL!!
Haha
don't sarcastically laugh at me
Sorry I don't find your
dad jokes funny
i don't have a dad so
i make my own
PFFFFFT
Fuckin hell I'm sorry
for laughing at that
LMAO
IF YOU WERE SORRY YOU
WOULDN'T KEEP LAUGHING
YOU FUCKTARD
now can i try another one?
Another self-made dad
joke I presume?
yes, this one's better, i promise
Fine
okay okay
what kind of jokes do
skeletons make?
WHY IS IT ABOUT
SKELETONS AGAIN??
because i can only think
of skeleton jokes 😭
Jesus fuck
guess please
I don't know
About getting boned?
not bad not bad
a humerus one!
That was not very
"humerus" of you
it most definitely was
Only you would laugh
at your jokes
okay what do you call a
skeleton with no friends?
Someone that wants to
get boned
TOMMY
What???
give a better answer that's
NOT about getting boned
AGAIN, THAT'S NOT THE
POINT OF A JOKE!! YOURE
SUPPOSED TO TELL ME THE
PUNCHLINE, NOT INTERROGATE
ME FOR ANSWERS!
i'm waiting :)
A Daiyu
That's my answer
fuck you, i'm literally so famous
i can have any friend in the world
and it doesn't have to be your
dumb"arse"
You just admitted I'm
your only friend
How sad
stfu i literally have a soulmate
the real answer is...
they're bonely!
Never tell me skeleton
jokes again
They're stupid
you're just saying that because
you got none of them correct
Okay are you telling me
a joke or giving me a fucking
pop quiz?
By the way I knew it was
bonely but I didn't say it
to piss you off
you failed
Great, I'm glad this is
what we're talking about
when you're literally going
to be here in what?
3 hours?
I honestly wouldn't
expect less
<3
i have a joke about orphans!
Weren't you literally
an orphan?
it's a coping mechanism
Okay, lay it on me
why did the orphan
go to church?
Don't make me
answer this one
fine
because then they'd have
someone to call father
Jesus christ that's morbid
but you laughed?
Yes, sadly
i also have colonoscopy jokes!
Why just why do
you have that?
do you want to hear it or not?
I guess we have a few hours to waste, why not?
...
omg i think we're landing soon!
Okay I'll be waiting
at the terminal
My friend offered to
drive us to the train
station but I was thinking
we could eat something
before?
that sounds awesome :D
Great
Call me the second
you get off
will do
Alright I'll see you then
see you :)
...
a/n: short chapter because their meet-up is quite long
hope you've enjoyed so far
also, are you guys reading on mobile or computer? because whenever i try to write on pc, the texting format is hard to manage and looks bad. i think the format looks and works better on mobile, oh well.