Tommyinnit dueted your Tik Tok!
"Holy shit, Daiyu! Come here!" May shouts, anticipation evident in her voice.
Daiyu practically runs from the kitchen, banana milk in hand, and throws herself on the sofa next to May.
Daiyu leans over her shoulder. "Fucking play it." Hesitantly, May taps on the video. It begins with a small portion from May's Tik Tok, and it's Daiyu ranting the bit where she challenges Dream to a fight. Then it shows him.
Fluffy blonde hair, ocean blue eyes, red hoodie on display, and he's in what appears to be his bedroom.
His voice bellows, "Looks like I've found you, Chopin. Or dare I say, Daiyu."
He's got on a very punchable smirk, Daiyu thinks. She also scoffs at the way he pronounces her name in his accent. Tommy's demeanor is possibly nothing and everything she expected him to be. From the way he holds himself to the smallest smile he throws the camera, it's familiar—almost like she's known him not just through a screen.
"I almost forgot he was British," May says, as Tommy rambles an egotistical rant—which Daiyu immediately calls BS on.
Tommy full-on chesire grins at the camera when he says, "I may not be Dream, but I challenge you to a fight. In Minecraft."
Now, hold on-
"WHAT??" Daiyu jumps up from her seat in surprise (more so rage), dropping her banana milk along the way.
May's laughing hysterically. "Let's go!"
...
you fucking bitch
I DONT HAVE MINECRAFT
HOW DO YOU EXPECT
ME TO FIGHT??
LMAOOO YOU SO LIED
TO ME THE OTHER NIGHT
"PVP GOD" MY ASS
SHUT UP
THIS IS NOT FUNNY
HEY YOU SAID IT WAS OKAY
YEAH BUT I DIDN'T
REALIZE YOU WERE
GOING TO THROW
HANDS MF
WELL I THINK IT'S
RATHER FITTING FOR
US
YOU JUST WANT TO BEAT A
GIRL TO FILL YOUR MAN
EGO SUPERIORITY BULLSHIT
MY MAN EGO??
SO ARE YOU ADMITTING
YOU SUCK AT MINECRAFT?
don't you fucking dare
Well sorry to inform
you but I'm MUCH better
at PVP than you
The truth must come out
this is war
We've been at war for
a long time
...
Of course, Daiyu duets his duet back. She accepts his proposal with as much nonchalance she can feign. She also includes a Joseph appearance to spite Tommy. Nearing the end of her minute, she says along the lines,
"Tommy, I'll make you regret ever meeting me after I'm done with you in Minecraft..." Then rushes out bashfully, hardly comprehensible and smothering the camera with her face,
"Also, I'm totally lacking everything essential for this, so please help??"
...
Can I have your address?
uhhh should i not be
creeped out by this???
Get lost
*picture sent*
Why did you send me
a picture of the fuckin
Nether?
that's where i'm headed
So anyway...
I'll ship you a PC, mic,
and a camera
what the hell??
What?
You said you need help
yEAH
help picking out equipment
you don't need to buy
me anything!!
Who said I'm buying
you anything?
I've already got extra
equipment
Give me your address.
i'm scared
Boo
stop
my heart's weak
i can't handle another scare
Maybe we shouldn't
play minecraft
nooo but we have to
Then send me your
goddamned address mf
you're so mean 😔
fine
xxxxxxxxxx
happy?
Yes
can you send me some
chicken nuggets while
you're at it?
i'm hungry
What no get a life
please
No bitch
you're a millionaire
So?
I'm grounded
huh your parents
grounded you?
lame
I will literally snap
every single one of your
crayons in half
if you don't send me chicken
nuggets then i'll shove those
crayons up your nose
I see where your
priorities are
...
I CANT BELIEVE YOU
ACTUALLY SENT ME
CHICKEN NUGGETS
THANK YOU, GOOD
SAMARITAN
Technically I did not
send you those, the
delivery person did
give me your address
That's a big nope
whyy
let me repay you
i'll buy you some nuggs
Still no
not even a milkshake?
Hmm
...
...Thanks for the milkshake
you're welcome! :D
I did not need the nuggets
though
you can dip them in
the milkshake
Fucking gross
Please tell me you
don't do that
why?
it's delicious
I can't even understand
fries but NUGGETS??
You're a mad woman
lock me up 😫
Welp guess it's time to
return to bleach, my
good friend
give me some of that
while you're at it
Nope, my bleach
sharing is caring
I just bought you
fucking chicken nuggets
AND I'm sending you
expensive equipment
so?
bros share bleach
are we not bros?
I would never describe
us as "bros"
besties
No??
enemies?
Not exactly
enemies with
platonic benefits?
Actually that kind of works
my intlelect knows
no bounds B)
I see your intellect
applies to your spelling
as well
...
a/n: help
some drama later idk