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MatPat: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.
Safiya: Why?
MatPat: I am told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.
Manny: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.
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Tana: Hang on, I need a second because my brain actually came up with something.
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Oli: I could die at any minute...
Tim: Couldn't I die at any minute?
Oli: With my peanut allergy!
Tim: I got a bullet allergy!
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(Another incorrect quote brought to you by me)
Shane: *Going off on one of his wild conspiracies again*
Eva: *Texts Joey* Shane's off his meds again. He may need a double dose this time.
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DeStorm: If you're having dad problems, that's my jam, son!
Andrea Russett: Real weird take on my crappy father.
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Nikita: Roi, calm down.
Roi: I can't calm down! You need to calm UP!
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Alex, who is not named Kyle: So I said to myself: Kyle-
Ro: Wait, Kyle?
Alex: That's what I call myself.
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Safiya: I would have been here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.
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Matt: Am I cool or what?
LeLe: What.
Matt: I said, am I cool or-
LeLe: Yeah, I heard you.
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Snake Woman: You go big or you go home. And you don’t seem like the kind of person that goes home.
Willie: I’m not. I don’t even really have a home.
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Colleen: Uh oh.
Ro: What?
Colleen: Somebody's in love.
Ro: Yeah, right. I just think Justine's cool. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her.
Ro, later that night: Uh oh.
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Alex: I did a bad thing.
Bretman: Does it affect me?
Alex: No.
Bretman: Then suffer in silence.
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Tana: You guys just got back together. You might not want to ditch him on his birthday.
Tyler: I think Tana has a point. You can see it another day.
DeStorm: But someone might spoil the movie. No one can spoil Alex's birthday for me. Surprise, he's even older. Who saw that coming?
Tana: Aww, that's nice. Put that on his cake.
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Nikita: How much could I possibly owe you? Fifty/sixty bucks?
MatPat: Two thousand, four hundred and thirty seven dollars.
Nikita: Dollars?! Wait, of course dollars. Why was that the part I was surprised by?
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LeLe: I guess that's your new best friend now, Eva. Emphasis on "Iago," backstabber.
Eva: I'm surprised you've read Othello.
LeLe: What the hell's Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.
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(In the After Life)
Roi: *Running towards Alex to hug him*
Alex: *Moves out of the way*
Roi: Alex! Why did you move?!
Alex: I thought you were attacking me.
Roi: I was going to hug you!!
Alex: Why would you hug me?
Roi: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU?!
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Sierra: *Sneezes*
Tim: ???????
Sierra: What? Not even a bl-
Tim: ARE YOU DYING???
Sierra: What? No, it's just allergies-
Tim: I'M GONNA KILL ALLERGIES!
Sierra: That's not how it wo-
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Molly (Ro's sister): Safiya, would you do the honour of becoming my sister-in-law?
Ro: Did you just propose to Safiya for me?!
Molly: Well someONE HAD TO DO IT RO!
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Alex: Hey, have you ever been arrested?
Tana: Yeah, why?
Alex: I was gonna say "Because it's illegal to be that cute", but now I'm intrigued.
Tana: Arson.
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Shane: I'll never forget when a kid threw a basket ball at my head and I blacked out.
Shane: Those two minutes of unconscious bliss are my happiest high school memory.
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Nikita: *Taking a picture* Everyone say Everlock!
Safiya: I'M A GIRAFFE!
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MatPat: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Bretman: I don’t know how to do that.
Colleen: I don’t wear a watch.
Joey: Time is a construct.
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*The group is getting into the car*
Justine: I’m driving.
DeStorm, out of view: Shotgun!
Alex, turning to face DeStorm: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except DeStorm: WOAH-
DeStorm, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
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Eva: Are we really going to let Tim keep Andrea Brookes?
LeLe: We kept Matt.
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Ro: Safiya, this is why we’ve stayed friends all these years. Creepy genius.
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Alex: Look what I found on the stairs and not in the hamper...
Alex: Someone's i ♡ vegas panties.
Jesse: You know I hate that word-
Liza: Well too bad!
Liza: Stairs! Stairs! Stairs!
Alex: He meant panties.
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Gabbie: Hi Lady, I'm Gabbie!
Lauren: She doesn't speak English.
Gabbie: I'm still Gabbie.
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Carnival Master: You are grounded.... For..... Till college!
Lucy: For till college?!
Carnival Master: FOR TILL COLLEGE!
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Ro: *Brings in an osterich from the elevator while drinking a smoothie*
Justine: Um.... Whatcha got there?
Ro: A smoothie.
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Oli: There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.
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The Collector: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Gorgon: Rude.
Garuda: That’s fair.
Mummy: Not again.
Black Knight: Are you going to want this back?
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Joey: Glozell is black. I am gay. We make culture.
Sierra: How do you two not have a show on Bravo?
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Gabbie: Is that someone trying to flirt with Alex?
DeStorm: W- What?
DeStorm: Hey you! Leave my boyfriend alone! NO ME GUSTA!
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Safiya: By the way, these candies you gave me? They sucked.
MatPat: ..... But you ate all of them.
Safiya: I had to make sure they all sucked.
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Justine: Last week, we were too sexy. This week, we're too religious. We can't win.
LeLe: Now I know what Miley feels like.
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Alison: My name is Alison, what's yours? Go!
Jesse: I'm Alex Wassabi, quarterback of the football team.
Tana: I'm LaurDYI, his loud loud girlfriend.
Liza: I'm DeStorm Power.
*DeStorm nods in approval*
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A/N: This will be the last incorrect quote chapter. I am so sorry, but I have ran through so many of these I am starting to burn out from them. Thank you all for the past couple of years or so. It has been a blast.
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