Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨

By KioniUnknown

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Izuku. A vigilante who gets added to a groupchat of pro heroes and turns himself in. Hitoshi. The son of Eras... More

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Staff Chat
Glitter Bomb
Le Date
'Captured'
Adoption
All Might.
Missing
Nejire, Mirio and Amajiki!
Not so Asexual
Todoroki Shoto
Theirs, love muffins and hawks
The Exam, and Iidas humiliation
Kicking robot ass.
Therapy ended with Murder!
A/n
Relapse
Class 1-A
The plan
New additions to the Group Chat
Hero Training
Lov Talent Show
1-A Groupchat
Aizawa's really shitty day
Shirakumo Oboro
A new dad!
News of a field trip
School-Wide Prank
Best Date Ever
'Reminds me of myself'
Trauma Trio's therapy + Denki
CULT
Family Reunion
Mental Health Assembly
1-A Bonding
What did they do?
Aftermath of their Vigilate-ism :)
Suffer in chaos
Trip to the LOV
Party!
Aftermath
The USJ
Harmless flirting
Akari
Show and tell :)
2 Truths and a Lie
Never have I ever
Sports Festival
Giran
Their 'Challenge'
Wild goose chase
His insecurities
Hero Names
Training
A plot twist
An unlikely friendship
Murderer.
The obstacle race
The Cavalry Battle
Talking Strategy!
The Semi Finals
Sero being Sero
Recovery Girl for #1
The Finals (gone wrong)
Awards Ceremony
down with the grape!
Kurorio the Genderfluid Royalty
Quirk Misuse
Snipe is hot? Yeah, yeah he is.
Kurorio's Discord
His Saviour
Running from problems fixes them
dont need a quirk for arson!
Kacchan the Kinky
Hosu
Hosu, pt2
Stain
Hosu Aftermath
Press Conference
League of Hero Fuckers

Yay, Jumping Therapists

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By KioniUnknown

Hero Course GC

Manliest: @Mysterious can you add me into whatever gc it is youre in with denki?

Mysterious: is he with you? how is he?

Manliest: i'll explain, just add me?

Mysterious: mk

UA Staff Chat

System: Mysterious has added Kirishima Eijirou to the groupchat

Kirishima Eijirou: hi, i'm only here to talk for denks because he doesn't want to talk to anyone right now

Dadzawa: how is he?

Kirishima Eijirou: how do you think? you might as well have tied his arms behind his back, or tied his feet together. you know a quirk is just like another limb

Dadzawa: I know, that's why i'm asking if he's ok.

Kirishima Eijirou: well no, he's not. not that it's any of your business.

Dadzawa: Kirishima. I understand this is difficult but try to choose your words before you type them.

Kirishima Eijirou: what the fuck? my boyfriend showed up at my door crying, half conscious, in hospital clothes and you expect me to be ok with this?

Dadzawa: No, of course I don't. You have a right to be upset.

Mysterious: this is bullshit. just let denki do what makes him happy, we can worry about getting him professional help once he's stable enough to actually talk to us. pushing him into something when all he wants is to be with kiri rn isn't smart

Dadzawa: .. you're right. kirishima, take care of him

Kirishima Eijirou: of course i will, it's not like you're going to

System: Kirishima Eijirou is offline

Kinky~: damn aizawa, you angered the resident nice kid

Dadzawa: oh, really? i couldn't tell.

Vape Cloud: aw come on lighten up! they're hormonal teenagers, they'll be fine maybe?

Mysterious: being called hormonal when you're actually depressed but not taken seriously because of your age<<<<

Minizawa: mood

1-B Prince: ^

Icythot: this song is low-key mood

Minizawa: oh which one

Icythot: the one that goes 'can i still get into heaven if i kill myself'

Mysterious: that song hurts to just listen to because it's that relatable

Cockatoo: this is worrying

Mysterious: awh shit, shoto why didn't you do this in our gc

Problem Solver: get your asses to my office

Mysterious: sigh

Minizawa: hold on, i didn't say shit

Mysterious: don't be a bitch, i know you were about to answer with something equally depressing

Minizawa: fine, fine. can't believe i'm walking all the way to school for a fucking therapy sessions

Icythot: actually i can't come, neito's head has taken up residency on my lap and he's too adorable to move

1-B Prince: get your ass to therapy, i'll still be here when you get back

Icythot: fine

Shoto was the last to enter hound dog's office. Hitoshi and Izuku were already on the sofa across from the counsellor, Izuku staring off at the wall zoming out and Hitoshi not being able to sit still.

He stood awkwardly in the doorway until Hoind Dog noticed him and beckoned him to sit.

"Right, let's get started. I'm going to need you all to answer these questions truthfully."

The counsellor passed each teen a piece of paper.

Izuku scoffed.

"You are not giving me a psych evaluation, I'm fine."

"This isn't a psych evaluation, it's just so I can see where we're at."

Although reluctantly, Izuku turned back to the paper. He didn't make a move to answer any of them though, he just stared at it. They didn't even look like they were actually taking in anything he was reading- more like he was just staring right through it.

Hitoshi had answered all the questions in a few minutes. He held out the paper to hound dog, who took it.

"Shinso, did you lie on your answers?"

"No."

"Then why are all of them at 'Strongly Disagree'?"

Hitoshi shrugged.

"I don't know sir, I answered the questions to the best of my abilities."

Hound dog sighed and passed Hitoshi a new sheet.

Shoto was looking over the questions, considering each carefully

"I have felt the urge to hurt myself"
Strongly disagree/disagree/maybe/agree/strongly agree

As if he was going to fall for that.

After a couple more minutes Hitoshi and Shoto handed their papers back. They, along with Hound Dog, turned to look at Izuku who hadn't moved since they got the paper.

Hitoshi slowly reached a hand up and put it on their shoulder. Or he tried to, but Izuku's arm flew up and caught his wrist.

"Hey- hey Izu it's just me"

Izuku looked up at him slowly, then upon seeing his face let go of his wrist.

They turned back to their paper silently, circling the answers to the questions.

Hound Dog placed them face down on his desk.

"Okay. We will be going through these answers one on one. Who wants to go first?"

Izuku stood up and walked out of the room, sitting on one of the chairs in the hall.

Shoto sighed.

"Hitoshi, I'll go first. Go see if Izuku is ok"

Hitoshi nodded and walked out, closing the door behind him.

After 30 minutes Shoto walked out of the office, stretching his arms.

"Hitoshi, your turn."

Hitoshi looked up from where he was sat with his head on Izuku's shoulder. He stood up and yawned, walking past Shoto and into the room.

Shoto moved to the seat Hitoshi had been sat in, leaning his head onto Izuku.

"Sho? What did he ask you about?"

The question was sudden, but Shoto answered immediately.

"We went through my answers. He asked what I feel like and shit."

Izuku sighed, not loud but loud enough for Shoto to hear.

"I thought since he's a pro too he'd be different than the others."

"The others"

"Yeah. Akihiko sent us to a few counsellor when we first got kicked out"

Shoto turned his head to look up at his partner.

"Us? Akihiko your brother?"

Deciding to just dodge the first question, Izuku nodded.

"Yeah. The counsellors were shit. Hound dog isn't as bad because atleast he isn't quirkist, but they always ask the same bullshit."

They sat in silence after that. Shoto didn't know what else to ask, and Izuku didn't have anything more they wanted to tell.

The silence lasted until Hitoshi left the office. His eyes were puffy and red, and immediately Izuku walked over to him.

"What the fuck happened? Are you ok?"

"I'm fine- it's your turn now."

Izuku went dead silent. His face dropped into one devoid of emotion and he walked slowly into the office. Shoto and Hitoshi watched him go with worry.

"Do you think they'll be alright?"

".. I don't know"

The silence in the room was almost deafening.

Normally Izuku hated silence. It always meant something bad was about to happen, so usually he tried his best to break it. But now there was nothing to say.

Hound dog looked down at the paper he was holding. Then he looked back up at Izuku.

"Izuku, do you have voices in your head?"

Well that wasn't what Izuku had been expecting.

"Excuse me?"

"Do you have voices in your head?"

"Are you trying to say I'm crazy?"

"I never said that"

Izuku went quiet, staring into the floor. The only indication he was actually alive being the slight rise and fall of his chest.

"I don't have voices in my head, no"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm sure, so stop pushing it."

'do I count as a voice in your head?'

That comment was promptly ignored.

"Alright, alright, I apologise."

Izuku looked down, before realising something and glaring at hound dog.

"Why was Hitoshi crying?"

"I'm not allowed to share that information."

"So you made him cry?"

"No, I didn't."

"Toshi wouldn't just cry for no reason.."

Hound dog could sense the hostility, so he stood up from his chair and walked around the desk slowly so Izuku could see his movement.

Izuku saw that as a challenge and stood up too, still not breaking eye contact.

"You hurt Toshi."

"Izuku, I wouldn't hurt a patient. Or anyone, I'm a pro hero."

UA Staff Chat

System: Minizawa is online

Minizawa: dad i need you at ua now

Dadzawa: on my way, what happened

Icythot: izuku fucking pounced hound dog

Cockatoo: sorry, what?!

Minizawa: hound dog is fine, but he's on the defensive and idk how long he can hold up considering izuku just pulled a knife

1-B Prince: can you brainwash them?

Minizawa: no, i need verbal response for that

Dadzawa: i'm here, nezu i forgot my id let me in

Dadzawa: ty

Dadzawa: on my way, just hang on a second

Hawks: why the hell didn't the kid jump the therapist?

Icythot: no idea, he seems pissed though- oh, aizawa got him

Dadzawa: i'm taking them to calm the fuck down. Shoto, Hitoshi, take hound dog to recovery girls office. she isn't in rn but you know basic first aid right?

Minizawa: o7

Icythot: o7

System: 2 users are offline

20 minutes later

Mysterious: hi

1-B Prince: you good now?

Mysterious: wym?

Cockatoo: you don't remember what happened?

Mysterious: oh shit, what did i do this time?

Problem Solver: i think i need therapy

Mysterious: wtf? you're the therapist dude. speaking of which, don't we have a session rn?

Minizawa: .. we had the session, you jumped hound dog

Party Healer: how long have you been having memory loss?

Mysterious: i don't have memory loss

Tsukauchi: that was a lie

Mysterious: oh shit.... hiii kauchi-chan

Tsukauchi: hello, midori. how longs the memory loss been happening?

Mysterious: idk what you're talking about

Tsukauchi: lie

Mysterious: i stg- i'm going to strangle you

Tsukauchi: lie

Mysterious: you infuriate me.

Tsukauchi: true

Mysterious: you bitch-

1-B Prince: oi, save that language for me

Mysterious: kinky mf

1-B Prince: ty

Dadzawa: aren't you ace monoma?

1-B Prince: doesn't mean i don't like degradation

Dadzawa: .. didn't need to know that but ok

Tsukauchi: back on track please???

Mysterious: no

Party Healer: Izuku, memory loss is a big deal

Mysterious: mhm, but i technically don't have memory loss

Tsukauchi: liar

Mysterious: going to commit arson

Tsukauchi: true- wait what

Handjob: dabi kinnie

Crispy: you mother fucker

Handjob: no, but i am a father fucker

Mysterious: wait you actually had sex with dadzawa

Dadzawa: i don't wand to talk about it

Literal Drill: aizawa does this have anything to do with you needing a new scarf made?

Dadzawa: the fucking bitch disintegrated mine

Handjob: ooh, careful you might just turn me on

Dadzawa: shut up.

Afo: i do not need to know about your kinks tomura

Handjob: i know about yours :/

Afo: no you don't

Handjob: it's not hand to guess

Crispy: yeah, your obviously into quirk use

Handjob: prob bondage

Crispy: definitely into being called daddy

Handjob: or sir. or master. or anything that puts you above others

Afo: i'm going to give you a quirk that turns you into a rat.

Evil Rat Genius: What's wrong with rats?

Handjob: you don't have a quirk like that

Afo: do you wanna find out?

Handjob: sure, go test it on the crazy mf

Crazy: what? no, test it on dabi

Hawks: wtf no, dabi can't be a rat

Hawks: actually birds eat rats, continue

Crispy: i'm going to fucking kill you birdbrain

Hawks: sure you will hot stuff

Mysterious: hot stuff i-

System: Minizawa and Icythot are online

Minizawa: guess who's back

Icythot: back again

Mysterious: hi beautifuls <3

Minizawa: hi pretty boy

Mysterious: he called me pretty <3

Icythot: mr. therapist dude is ok, just a few cuts

Mysterious: oops?

Icythot: yeah, oops. wtf possessed you to jump him

Mysterious: i didn't??

Minizawa: yes you did

Icythot: yes you did

Mysterious: damn, betrayed by my own partners

Icythot: not betrayed, seeing you angry is always hot but you didn't need to jump the poor therapist

Mysterious: can't believe none of you believe me, it wasn't me

System: Mysterious is offline

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