Abuela: You know, it's not healthy to eat past 9 pm.
Bruno: *eating arepas at 3 am* Good thing that time is an illusion.
Abuela: But-
Bruno: YUM YUM
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Isabela: *to Mirabel* Let's tell each other secrets of each other.
Isabela: I'm gonna go first. I hate you-
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Luisa: Hey, I'm Lesbian.
Antonio: I thought you were Colombian.
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Camilo: *on a spy mission with Mirabel* Got your suit?
Mirabel: Check.
Camilo: System runs okay?
Mirabel: Check.
Camilo: Did you have breakfast?
Mirabel: Ch- wait that's not on the list?
Camilo: I added it because I care about you.
Mirabel: Well no, I didn't have breakfast.
Camilo: Unacceptable. Look at your left pocket.
Mirabel: *pulls out arepas* woah, how many arepas are in here-
Camilo: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best cousin into eating their breakfast.
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Some Villager: -and they were roommates.
Dolores: Oh my gohd they were roommates.
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Julieta: Bruno, your speech was so good!
Bruno: Oh my gohd really, 'cause I wasn't even like trying-
Pepa: OH MY GOHD WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE THE FREAKING COMPLIMAA-
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Felix: How much money money you got?
Agustin: Umm... 69 cents?
Felix: Ah, you know what that means.
Agustin: *in tears* i don't have enough money for Julieta's arepas-
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Isabella: Honestly I'm ready to fight 24/7, even in death. Take my ashes and throw it on the eyes of my enemies.
Dolores: Isa, no-
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Luisa: Wait what? You're not coming to my tea party?
Luisa: BETHANY, I MADE BISCUITS-
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A/N: I hope you enjoyed these three batches of the Madrigals as incorrect quotes! Thank you and stay safe!
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