a/n: btw i'm dyslexic so sorry if it looks like i'm taking my frustration out on tubbo lmao
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hello toby
lover of the bees
my once enemy turned friend
how are you doing?
hello chopin!!
i've been doing excelent!
how are you on this fine
british mornin?
absolutely horrendous now
that you said that
i don't like being reminded
that the british exist
ooh? so why are you talking
to a bunch of british people?
a bit weirdchamp is it not
you, Harry Styles, and wilbur
are the only exception
harry can fuck off
why thank u!
but can i ask why you call
HIM harry when that's not
his real name?
actually i know why
i guess i'm a bit confused as
to why you don't know his
name or why he doesn't know
yours yet
well toby
he just hasn't told me, nor
do i care to find out
besides i like the name harry
gives me fanfiction vibes 😫
he thinks about what your
name would be
wait really?
yeah! he even searched
popular names in maylaysia
maylaysia?
yeah?
nevermind
sooooo what does he think
my name is?
oh please don't ask me that
no offense but i can't spell
why would i take offense??
btw ur doing so well, keep
up the good work
thank you 😊
you're actually so sweet
i can't believe he made me
hate you
you're super nice as well!
toby how old are you?
because harry seems to be
surrounded by a bunch
of old people
like he mentioned that he has
a friend that's in his 30s??
oh yeah, he's talking about phil
also i'm your age, 18
coolio
so this phil guy...
is he currently single and
potentially also helpless?
he has a wife!
wait why
nothing nothing!
phil seems pretty capable
of himself
damn
uhhhhhh
i mean great for him
i am perpetsually confused
by you
i have that affect :B
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Hello, May
who is this
Harry Styles
not the british guy!
Yes, I am The Brit
kindly scram off?
You may not know it, but I
have called you a queen once
thanks?
people call me that all the
time
Fuck
hihihi
Okay I need to talk to you
about something important
sir, can you please get the
fuck on with it
You want a cat, and that is
simply not acceptable
says who?
you??
i don't give a shit what you
think
This is harder than I thought
butuh kau (fuck you)
what you have against
cats?
You're in denial
They are hellbound
Demonic
Bloody disgusting
And mean
ever consider you've
got problems of your own?
You are so far gone, it
almost can't be helped
kau ni memang anjing.
(you are a dog).
You can't insult me if I don't
know what you're saying
ignorance is bliss, pukimak
kau (you motherfucker)
now did yu set you up to
this?
cause i'll be fucking pissed
i don't want you having my
number
Yu?
sial (shit)
Holy shit is that her name??
IVE GOT CHOPINS NAME
NO YOU DON'T!
IT'S A NICKNAME
A nickname that's part of
her real name then, yes??
i'm not telling you
Guess I'll just ask Yu~
you wouldn't dare
About to pull up our chat~
DONT YOU FUCKING DO IT
HARRY!
Alright then, tell me if it's part
of her real name, and I won't
tell her anything
this is fucking blackmail
you're messed up
Sending the message~
you can't send two texts
at once dumbass
Are you challenging me?
I WILL ACTUALLY CURB
STOMP YOU
FINE IT'S PART OF HER
REAL NAME
Oh
tf you mean by oh???
Idk I feel kind of bad now
what, that you blackmailed
me?
She doesn't want me to
know her name
huh
i don't think she'll care
too much
so don't worry your british
head off
No
Last time she said something
like I can't know her name
if I know her secret.
She seemed pretty adamant
about it
a secret?
i don't know if it's
considered a secret because
she mentions it to you a lot
maybe she hasn't said
anything recently, but i
think she trusts you
like. a lot.
I'm confused
shut up
Okay deserved
i'm glad you're becoming
more self aware of your
smooth brain
It's got some wrinkles
sure it does, buddy,
sure it does
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a/n: swearing in malay is so fun i've realized. everything has such a deeper meaning than in english
also, development? aka, where has that shit been for the past 17 chapters??