At the place of the baba:
Rohan had gone to the baba's place. While at the same time, Bala and Chitra too had gone to the baba's place. Firstly Rohan went inside, while Bala and Chitra spotted him going inside.
Bala- Ori baba! Ay ka hai bey? Yeh iss baba ke paas kyun aya?
Chitra- Inhein bhi #nightmare aya?
Bala- Arey yeh baba all-in-one hai, ek kaam karte hain chup chupke sunte hain ki kis cheez ke liye yeh baba ke paas aye hain.
Chitra nodded and the two hid behind the tree listening to the baba and Rohan.
Rohan- Jai baba ki! *with full devotions*
Baba- Bol na bey, kya chahiye?
Chitra *whispered to Bala* - #yeh toh uss Karwachauth wale pandit ka #bhai lagta hai.
Bala- #bhai nahi hai, wahi hai. #uss din impress hokar meine Karan sirji ke phone se inka phone number chura liya tha!
Chitra- Bala, tum bhi #?? Khair, Ab tu phone se bhi #chori karne lage ho? *crossly*
Bala- Arey yaar, abhi woh topic nahi hai. Sun, meine jab iss pandit se baat ki toh yeh toh all-in-one nikla, shaadi, naamkaran, pyaar ka powder, bure sapne choo mantar, pooja, hawan, bhoot bhagana, greh shanti, om shanti sab karte hain. Woh bhi samajh mein aaney wale process aur shabdon mein.
Chitra- #Wow! Multi-talented!!
Bala- Arey yeh toh chod, yeh toh electrician, mechanic, carpenter, cook, dhobi yeh sab bhi kar leta hai.
Chitra- Bada #ameer hoga joh itne #saare kaam kar leta hai!
Bala- Haan yaar! Woh toh hai, accha yeh chod aur sun ab yeh Rohan kis cheez ke liye aya hai.
Chitra nodded and the two got back to their business.
Rohan- Ab baba ji woh mujhe na aapka pyaar ka powder chahiye tha!
Chitra and Bala's eyes widen.
Chitra- #What!!
Bala- Yeh toh Advika madam par thoda thoda lattu tha na?
Chitra- Advika madam ko pyaar karwane ke liye yeh #powder use kar rahe hain? #So bad!!
Bala- Main apni Advi di ko kuch nahi hone doonga, wait and watch!
Chitra- #Omg!! Tumne sahi english bola. #wait and watch!!!
Bala- Sab tumhari hi wajah se hai *slightly dreamily*
Chitra tilts Bala back to the scene while blushing slightly.
Baba- Ohooo, kisse pyaar mein phasana hai?
Rohan- Ladki ko pyaar toh ho hi chuka hai shayad, bas realise karwane ke liye powder chahiye!
Baba- Oohho, accha waise, ruk. Deta hoon. Bada changa dikhta hai tu ladki bhi badi soni hogi na?
Rohan- Haan ab apni wali toh thodi soni hai hi *in trance*
Baba- Oye hoye! Party?
Rohan- Hain ji?
Baba composes himself- Matlab party warty main mile the kya?
Rohan- Nahi, jiss ladki ke liye yeh powder hai woh toh shayad pehli baar academy mein hi mile the. *talking about MoRan*
Bala- Jhoota, college mein nahi mile the?
Chitra- #ab toh mujhe yeh #thode tedhe hi lag rahe hain!
Rohan soon takes the powder and leaves.
Bala- Baba ji, pranipaat!
Baba- Hi bro, bolo, kya mangta hai?
Chitra- #bure sapno ko bhagane ka powder.
Baba- Tu hai iska bura sapna kya? *winks*
Bala *to Chitra*- Yeh baba maar khayega ab!
Chitra- #Sshh
Baba- Majak kar raha tha, chal, yeh leh tera powder.
Bala takes the powder thanks the Baba and leaves.
In the Academy:
Koel- Oye saste circus ke retired joker, suno.
Faizi- Hum tumhare trainer hain. Izzat se madam.
Koel- Abhi ke liye bandar-e-pati ho.
Faizi- Arey toh toh humesha bas...
Koel- Arey bus, auto, riksha, taxi bahar rakho aur meri baat suno, see...
Before Koel could complete Sid and Sanju entered the room.
Sid- Guys! Woh yahan ke head ne yeh document diya hai ismein yahan rehne and all ke tor.. tor.. uh- *to Sanju* humare side wale room ki maa ki chachi ki beti ki saheli ka kya naam hai?
Sanju- Mrinalini?
Sid- Arey nahi woh toh uski chudail padosi ka hai na, woh saheli ka kya hai?
Sanju- Tarika?
Sid- Haan, yahan rehne and all ka tor tarika likha hai.
Faizi- Hai Allah! Tareeka ka tarika?
Sid- Aap samjhe na? Yeh lo. *while giving the documents*
Koel- Okay, chalo let's go through this once.
Sanju- Through this matlab, koi tunnel thodi na hai, iske through kaise jayenge? Aisi isse roll karke iske andar se?
(above scene inspired from BDSAH)
Koel- Tu na yeh le *while passing the documents roll* aur mere sar par maar de, uske baad saare tor tareeke neech gir jayenge toh samet kar padh liyo!
Sid hits Koel and then bends to find the fallen tor tareeke. Koel gaps in annoyance and leaves muttering, "sab ke sab pagal hain yahan!".
Faizi- isse toh kuch batana tha na humein?
Sanju- Jaye sirji, pooch lijiye. Warna agle ek hafte tak taana maregi.
Faizi- Woh toh khane ki aadat padh hi gayi hai!
Sid and Sanju laughed while Faizi glared at them helplessly. Karan entered.
Karan- Tum mein se kisi ne uss Razia Sultana ko dekha hai kahin?
Sid- Razia Sultana? Woh Delhi ki sultana, Iltutmish ki beti? jiske baare mein humne 7th mein seekha tha history mein?
Karan- Nahi modern wali Razia Sultana. Advika.
Sanju- Accha woh, nahi humne toh na dekho!
Karan- Okay, koi baat nahi.
Saying so he leaves.
***
"Karan, I love you. And maine tumhari aankhon mein pyaar dekha hai."
"No Monami, I don't love you. Leave."
"Karan?-"
"Monami, leave."
Monami- Nahii!! *she wakes up with a gasp*
Monami looks around and then realises that she was just dreaming, that too with her eyes open.
Monami- Hai bhagwan ji, yeh sapna poora mat karna! 101 Rs ka bhog chadhaoongi. Aur 3 saal se pending 1110Rs. ka bhi return de doongi, with interest added, pakka.
***
Bala- Toh yeh Rohan sir Advi di ko yeh powder soonghwayenge? Ab batata hoon inhein!
Bala takes powdered cement and rolls it in the small newspaper as the baba had done for his powder and had conveniently forgotten that the baba had folded the love powder in white paper and not the newspaper and places it on the table where Rohan had kept the love powder. He takes the love powder and places it in the drawer. And he leaves.
***
Rohan- Chitra, meri drawer mein ek red colour ki file hai, woh mujhe Karan ko deni hai, tum le aaogi please?
Chitra- #Okay sir!
Chitra goes and opens the drawer.
Chitra- Yeh newspaper mein powder... #Bala ki nightmares ke liye tha na? Uff, itni #carelessness. Abhi lekar jaati hoon #isse.
Chitra takes the powder (the love powder, the fake one was kept on the table.) and the file from the drawer, she gives the file to Rohan and places the powder in their room.
***
Bala- Doctor madam, meine na thoda zyada hi kha liya tha kal, aap mujhe koi dawai de do.
Monami- Tumhari halat dekh kar tum Camylofin+Paracetamol le lo.
Bala- Doctor madam, yeh sab mere palle nahi padhta aap dawai mere room mein rakh do please?
Monami- Accha, okay.
Monami goes to the dispensary and takes the medicines and then keeps the medicines on the table when she sees the powder rapped in the newspaper.
Monami- Isne pet dard ke liye baba waba ke totke try kiye. Iss bala ki toh! Aisa bhi kya powder hai joh doctor ke hote huye isne iss powder ki help li?
She opens the newspaper roll and then har dramatic movie ki tarah idhar bhi hawa udhi aur acchooo! Monami ne powder soongh liya.
Monami- Urgh, kya tha yeh? Uff!
Suddenly she started feeling drowsy.
Monami- Expired tha kya?
She stumbled towards the room and slept after texting Karan for her absence.
***
Bala entered his room and saw the powder and medicines. He took the medicines and decided to smell the powder and all later.
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Toh ab sab kuch huya hai ulta pulta, khair MoRan ke liye toh accha hi hai, Monami ne ekdum sahi powder soongha hai, nahi? Aur ab Bala ke haath mein pyaar ka powder hai, ab yeh powder woh soonghe ga ya phir...
Also guys, yeh sirf entertainment ke liye hai main aise koi all-in-one baba ko nahi jaanti and na hi aise powders mein vishwas karti hoon. Haan, agar kisi ke paas hypersyllabus naam ki bimaari ke liye koi powder ya baba hai toh please contact bhej dein :)) I don't mind trying out unless woh baba mere creation wale baba jaise siyappe na karte hon :)
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Sorry for the irrugular updates, will try to update before 4 months :D *no galliyan accpeted, exams hain*
Byeee!!!
AS_198 signing off!