The Taunting (College Life #1)

By thugsbelike

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Trope: Sisters roommate "Elizabeth." I choke out. "Yeah?" "I need you to let me go, if you don't, I'll lose... More

Author's Note
The Aesthetics of my book
Welcome to Berkeley University!
Where is hell is she?
College kids live nice.
Sweet crib
Meet the roommates
I attacked Andreas Chen
On accident, of course
Fuck this college tour, I want a BLT
There's something about Elizabeth Pratt
Teddy wants Elizabeth, I'm not suprised
The resurrection of Dean Carmichael
I don't like Elizabeth Pratt, she's just pretty
First day of class
Oh no, please, not today
Andreas Chen is seducing me, and is succeeding
Let's have a little fun, shall we
Did he just- no way! No fucking way!!
What's the point of math, anyway
Hello, Elizabeth
Humpty dumpty (Topolski) had a great fall
You better snatch her up, before I do
Teddy- uh Teddy- it's not ringing a bell
Playing hard to get will always triumph
Teddy's choice
You fucked up Dean, really fucked up
Conversation with the Isley Brothers
Elizabeth. . .you're full of wonders
What a good girl you are
Jessie Angello returns
Regina George or Jennifer Check?
I don't care about Andreas Chen
Love is supposed to hurt, right?
College is for the wild and untamed
I want Elizabeth to myself
His kisses are not like-like-
I need- no CRAVE Andreas Chen
Do I really have to go?
You better beat Stanford's ass...or else
The Proposition
And the winner is. . .
I like my women like I like my ice cream
Elizabeth Pratt drives me insane, and I love it.
This unimaginable feeling is unattainable
I did not do what you think I did
Who's underwear is this?
I think he made love to me, Jill
Do you want me to touch you, Elizabeth?
Having a small chat with the Pratt's
Tana is back, but not better
We've got to win, losing isn't an option
What do you want to drink, Andreas Chen?
You're the only women I want, Elizabeth Pratt
Elizabeth, his voice warns
Tell me what you think of me
The wanting of one person can suffocate you
How do you know about my- I mean Elizabeth
Did you, or did you not have a one night stand?
This is our little secret
You're a pro in disguise, Elizabeth Pratt
Broken pencils and anger doesn't bode well together
PTSD is real, and so is pain in the ass sisters
Eavesdropping on Elizabeth's conversation
Grocery shopping is so soothing, who knew
She trusts me, she likes me, she wants more than I can give her
The origin story of Elizabeth Pratt
Mr. Pratt does not approve, what to do, what to do
Doug's match
I don't love him, you're talking rubbish
Who knew Andreas Chen could be so cruel
Once upon a kidnap, in a Kappa house far, far away
I know he did, I could feel it in his touch
I don't want to talk of it, it's unnecessary
The worst has come to pass
I always knew you were a dumbass, said Katherine
Don't let the past dictate your future
Tana Morgenstrotter is back- and is a little better
Elizabeth Pratt's dorm warming party is mid
I met someone Andreas, and he's great
Until you met Adam, everything was different
The universe has a weird way of putting two people together
I'm the good luck charm for Doug Johnson
The fight that we've all been waiting for
Pain is something that turns us away from what's in front of us
A blast from the past would do you some good
Jace Storme is trapped and needs to be saved
I saved Jace Storme from his torment
My emotional TED Talk with Jessie pt. 1
My emotional TED Talk with Jessie pt.2
The crucifixion of Elizabeth Pratt
The "maybe" death of Andreas Chen
If you want me, you need to fight for me
The obsession over Andreas Chen is becoming alarmingly comforting
The gift that keeps on giving
I think I officially lost Andreas Chen
Jill Del Campo is a slut shamer!
Yet again, he confesses his love for me, in a closet
I'm late for my date and it's all Cross's fault
Let's make new, happy memories together, ok?
The dark secret of Daniel Robinson
Jazz music and beautiful flowers work well together
I just can't help myself, loving you makes me happy
My body is on fire, my brain has turned to mush
The truth has risen from the surface
Why did he do what he did? What was the reason.
Alone with you in the ether
Elizabeth Pratt, hurry your ass
Meet the parents. . . and the seductive sister
James Logan better count his blessings
Not everything ends off on a high note
Fear is the new blood
The lengths that some people will take for revenge
I'm not enough for him, I always thought I was
I had a pleasant conversation with my imaginary enemy
And the winner of the 2022 championship game is. . .
The apology that was healed by love kisses
Love conquers all, you know
You're my home, Andreas-no middle name- Chen
What's in the fucking box!
Elizabeth is a force to be reckoned with
I flashed my boyfriend's teammate, on accident!
Happy Birthday to our dear Elizabeth Jane Pratt!
It starts with us
It ends with us
Epilogue
Acknowledgment Page
The Vixen (College Life #2)
Novellas from The Taunting (coming soon)
Future books in the College Life Series
The Quinn Series
Write me a review!

A clown and one Naomi Campbell, please

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By thugsbelike

"Guys, hurry up and get down here! The party starts in almost 30 minutes and we won't have a place to park." Monica screams to the other roommates upstairs.

On this hot Friday night is the Halloween bash at the Alpha's frat house. This is my first college party, and honestly, I'm pretty excited about it. Tons of questions sting in my mind. Will it be like the college parties on TV? Am I going to get super drunk to where I get sexually assaulted? Is a fight going to break out?

The movies make college seem like it's the best 4 years of your life. It shows the beautifulness of partying, hooking up with random people, and the occasional 4 am stops to the local diner. But what it doesn't show is the anxiety of trying to keep your GPA up or the stresses of trying to fit in and be cool in front of everyone. This is something I never had a hard time with.

Besides all that jumbo, after careful consideration I decided on my costume for tonight's party.

Tiffany Pollard.

Tiffany Pollard is the best woman to ever grace television. She was the IT girl before all the others, her style and sexual confidence made everyone love and be obsessed with her. Her star appearance was on The Flavor of Love where she was called New York. A show where tons of girls all over America competed with each other to seduce and eventually marry Flavor Flav, a rapper circa 2000.

Her most iconic moment was when she got spit on by Pumpkin, a white country girl who got pissed off at Tiffany. Many other iconic moments followed up after that, such as the sitting on the bed and her angrily walking away when Flavor Flav sent her home, uttering the words, "Does it look like I give a fuck, because I don't."

I decided to wear her iconic light turquoise dress from the moment when Flavor Flav sent her home. It's a spaghetti strap dress that stops at the knees, it has two diamond cutouts in the front. I bought a diamond choker from Claires, with some diamond drop earrings. With my hair, I decided to straighten it, it reaches the middle of my back, and a white flower is tucked behind my ear. I do look hot.

I sit at the island in the kitchen, legs crossed over the other, fingers twiddling against the counter while we wait for the others. Monica on the other hand is about to have a meltdown. She likes to be on time for everything, and the thing about living with college kids, they are never on time.

Monica is dressed as Gwen Stacy from the Spiderman universe. With the movie just coming out almost two weeks ago in theaters, it's being talked about everywhere, so why not dress like them? She dyed her purple hair to a light blonde color, she has on a tan trench coat, black shirt, blue skirt, and high knee boots with white socks. Jace is supposed to be dressed as Spiderman, he will be meeting us at the party. I can't wait to see the two of them together.

"We're coming Monica, shit, wait!" I hear my sister scream from the room. "You don't know what it's like to be pretty, to have everyone looking at you." Monica and I snort.

"She's got to be fucking kidding me," I say out loud, to which Monica rolls her eyes and pops some gum in her mouth.

"I don't think she is."

After waiting 20 minutes, Bridget, Daniel, Doug, and Carlee finally come into the kitchen all dressed in their Halloween costumes.

Usually, in college, everyone wears the same costume, so fucking unoriginal. All the girls dressed as playboy bunnies, a fairy, or sexually dressed up as a Disney princess, ruining my childhood. These guys decided to be different. Everyone is here, except for Andreas. He decided to leave ahead of everyone else, maybe because what happened two nights ago is still on his mind.

When he told me his story, I was shocked honestly. Girls are usually the ones to be hurt in a relationship, but not a guy. The sorrow in his eyes, the way he wasn't acting like himself, it made me feel. . .not so good.

I'm used to bantering with him, and him whispering in my ear that he wants to fuck me, but none of that happened. This Jessie girl sunk her claws into him, and never took them out.

That bitch better watch her back.

Surveying the costumes, I find myself pleased. Derek, a friend from Monica's work, is dressed as T'Challa from Black Panther. With his passing in 2020, it hurts to see the Black Panther, remembering that he was the person to bring it to life, he will be forever missed. The suit is skin tight to his body, and the chain around his neck is sick.

"You should have dressed as Erik Killmonger." Doug comments, as he laces his fingers through Carlee's, she doesn't shy away. I don't know when they got together, but I don't care, I love it. For the past couple of weeks, I've been seeing them exchange some explicit words and looks with each other. And occasionally, they smack each other's asses, I just revert my eyes away and act like I didn't see it.

"Why would I dress as the antagonist of a movie? You just love to see me as the bad guy, Doug." He pounces on him like a cat, his fake claws scrape down his arms, I laugh as Doug pushes him off.

"Get the hell off of me before I swing on you." He moves back eagerly, remembering how I pounced on Andreas the first night here. That seemed like it happened eons ago.

Moving on, I see Carlee and Doug decided to dress in a couple's costume. Well, if you could even call it a couple. Doug is Pennywise from the critically acclaimed, IT by Stephen King. While Carlee is the little boy with the raincoat and balloon. I believe his name is Georgie Denbrough. She looks so cute with the hood on, and the crimson red balloon clutched in her manicured hand. Doug looks the scariest, the clown paint is throwing me off, and with how big he is, he looks like a tent in the Pennywise costume. The ruffles at the neck and layers of sharp teeth in his mouth, I hope he doesn't kiss Carlee with them in.

"I don't know if I should be afraid of you, or what," Monica says, analyzing the costume. Her fingers play with the ruffles, Carlee swats them away.

"Don't shit on him, he looks handsome. My little baby clown." She coos.

Monica says, "Yeah, a fucking clown that terrorizes children in a small, mundane town in Derry, Maine." We all just laugh.

Lastly, we have my sister and Daniel. Daniel is dressed as a Sailor, which is such a weird-ass costume. It looks vintage too like it was worn by a guy named Tom or little Timmy. And my sister, she's beat me out of a good costume, as usual. She's dressed as the legendary English model, Naomi Campbell. I always say she looks like her, with the long, chocolate legs and those amazing high cheekbones. She's wearing Naomi's iconic punk princess presidential look for Chanel in 1994, a black and light purple belt is wrapped around her waist. Two high pigtails are in the front with strips of purple in them. A purple flower is in the left pigtail, while a ribbon is in the other.

"No way, Bridge!" I scream, walking up to her in shock. She does a quick spin for me.

"You always say I look like Naomi Campbell, why not dress like her." She poses. Her eyes revert to Daniel, "And why are you dressed like Sailor Moon?"

"Sailor moon and being a Sailor are two different things, fake Naomi Campbell. And FYI, all the good costumes were gone so it was either this or a hotdog. Now, come on, the party is about to start." I grab my silver-studded purse and follow them out the door.

✏️✏️✏️✏️

This party is fucking crazy, I swear. Turns out, they don't just let anyone into these types of parties. You've either got to be an athlete, not tennis or swimming, like football and basketball, the sports that people come to see. Or, a sexy chick with a banging body, or friend of a friend. I had option three. We told them we all were Andreas's roommates, they kindly let us in, not without checking me out first.

Perverts.

The music is loud as shit, the speakers bang out Fell in Luv by Playboi Carti. It's one of my favorite songs by him.

'You know I want that bitch'

'I wanna eat, I eat'

'I wanna lick it up'

'I wanna fuckin' eat'

'I want to freeze you up'

'I want them diamonds blinging'

'I want it all on you'

'I want you all on me, ooh'

A cloud of smoke fills the air, making me cough instantly. Girls and guys of all sizes, shapes, and colors dance on the crowded dancefloor while the DJ bops his head to the music. Turns out I was right; the girls are dressed up as playboy bunnies and sexual Disney princess characters. Off to the side, I see a group of friends dressed up as characters from The Office, which I find pleasing. At least someone has originality.

Everyone splits off from each other. Daniel goes across the room to the DJ, probably trying to change the music, he doesn't like Playboi Carti. To which I shamed him, he's more of a Tyler, the Creator stan. Monica drifts off to find Jace, Doug and Carlee go to dance on the floor amongst the crowd. Bridget is the only one left. Monica's friend, Derek, grabs some girl dressed like Hannibal and starts dancing with her.

"Hey, you going to be alright here by yourself?" She asks worriedly.

"Yes, you know I can take care of myself." I model some perfect angled punches my past coach would be proud of.

"Fine, don't go anywhere with strangers and don't take drinks from strangers, open drinks at that and don't- "

"I get it Bridge, get the hell out of here." She walks off, probably looking for Kam, I heard he was back in town. When she came home the night of talking to him, she didn't tell me anything. I heard her come in late at night, she took off her clothes, slid on her pajamas, and cuddled up next to me. She hasn't done that since we were children. I just held her in my arms, cradling her head against my chest like a small child.

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