𝖍𝖝𝖍 𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖍𝖔𝖙𝖘

By BisexualGreenEli

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Some hxh oneshots because we all know. Everyone in this show is way too hot. This will also have ships so if... More

rock bottom 😭✋
Feitan X Reader X Chrollo
bad day? | Chrollo x Reader
Aspiration [ Chrollo x Reader]
Fair Enough || Chrollo x Reader
Itsy Bitsy Spider (Chrollo x Reader)
Hisoka x Reader
Open Up (Hisoka x Reader)
Hisoka x Reader: Fight For Your Life
hisoka/illumi/fem!reader smut one-shot: kinky shower seggs
Useful (Illumi x Reader)
Push and Pull Feelings (ILLUMI ZOLDYCK X READER)
Save him ~ Illumi Zoldyck
If We Have Each Other ~ Illumi Zoldyck
Daylight ~ Illumi Zoldyck
Heaven In Hiding (nsfw) ~ Illumi Zoldyck
Like You Like That ~ Illumi Zoldyck
Wonderful News! (Uvogin x F!Reader)
Pegging Phinks (Phinks x F!Reader; NSFW)
Lip Tint [Chrollo x GN Reader]
Jocks (Nobunaga x Fem!Reader x Phinks; College AU)
Relaxation (Uvogin x GN Reader; NSFW)
Ears (Werewolf! Nobunaga x GN Reader)
Comfort (Phinks x Fem!Reader; NSFW)
Submission (Chrollo x Fem!Reader; NSFW)
Resentment (Yandere!Phinks x Fem!Reader; NSFW)
Hound (Yandere Chrollo x Fem!Reader x Yandere Phinks; NSFW)
amor in navi
Disco Stick
Flashbulb Eyes
Springtime Rising
The Nights I Hold You Close [feitan x reader]
Come On, Emo Boy [feitan x reader]
My Only Experiment [Feitan x reader]
The Rarest Jewel [ChrolloxHisokaxFeitanxPhinks]
you don't know what you had until it's gone [illumi/hisoka]
Troupe with Chrollo's Family Head Cannons
Off to the Races [feitan x reader]
Hisoka cheats on Reader
Yandere!Shalnark kidnaps Reader
Uvogin meets reader for the first time and is interested (fluff?)
Reader tells Nobunaga that he's pretty with his hair down
Reader annoys Hisoka when he's upset
Yandere!Hisoka kidnaps Reader
Like The Sotrm (kite x reader)
Yearning (kite x reader)
Hold Your Own (Kite x reader)
Calm To My Storm (Kite x reader)
Killugon/Gonkillu
Yandere!Illumi successfully breaks Reader
Yandere!Hisoka takes things into his own hands
Yandere!Chrollo takes pictures of reader
Uvogin demands an apology from Reader's bully
Uvogin handles a late-night pest for Reader
Illumi lets Reader know how he feels about her
Yandere!Illumi will hold on to his precious Reader
Kite thinks Reader is beautiful
Chrollo Lucilfer; Living A Discounted Life
Withering - Chrollo/Reader
Chrollo Cookie Dough
Chrollo x Reader: Wax Play
IllumixReader: Arranged Marriage
UvoxReaderxPakunoda
Yandere Pariston x Reader
Hisoka x Dom Fem! Reader
Sub!Hisoka x Dom!Fem!Reader
Phinks x Fem! Reader
Yandere!Illumi knows Reader is hopelessly in love with him
Hisoka loves Reader's fighting prowess
NSFW Hisoka punishing his fem!s/o
HXH headcanons <3
machi comfort headcanons
feitan relationship headcanons
shizuku general headcanons
being bestfriends with shalnark headcanons
The Meeting x The Thirst
Home
Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy
Leorio Snaps: A Thrilling Trilogy
The Silence In Between
ADULTTRIO Helping their S/O after a stressful day
Adultrio With Children (Illumi Version)
Adultrio With Children (Hisoka Version)
Adultrio With Children (Chrollo Version)
Adultrio With an autistic S/O
Adultrio Their hobbies
Adultrio With an S/O who has ADHD
Adultrio Guilty pleasures
Adultrio As your housemates
Adultrio Sleeping habits
How my Family Found out I was Dating a Killer Clown
The Apprentice and the Squire
daffodils
down comes the night
A Bird in an Empty Sky
How he met his clown
Phantom Troupe Headcanons
Chrollo - Fluff/Angst Headcanons
Adult Trio as Fathers
Uvogin - NSFW Headcanons
Kurapika - NSFW Headcanons
Gangbang with the Adult Trio - Thoughts/Headcanons
Best/Worst Boyfriend - Adult Trio + Pariston
Chrollo - NSFW Headcanons
Soul Mate
Adultrio Prompt: I swear, if anyone lays a hand on you, I'll cut their arm off
yandere shalnark
Your life is completely in my hands, so don't try to test my boundaries
Yandere Pariston Hill
Illumi Zoldyck Soulmate AU
Hisoka Morow Soulmate AU
Illumi Zoldyck Prompt: I won't be as nice the next time you misbehave.
100 reasons to ship the big three
Yandere Illumi Zoldyck x Reader [Trips]
Yandere Chrollo x Reader [Restraint]
Yandere Chrollo x Reader [Your Body Won't Lie to Me]
Yandere Chrollo x Reader [I've Denied Myself Long Enough]
Chapter 5: Yandere Chrollo x Reader [Comfortably Numb]
Chapter 6: Yandere Chrollo x Reader [Exodus]
Yandere Feitan x Reader [Eye for an Eye]
Yandere Machi x Reader [New Days]
Yandere Phinks x Reader [Songstress]
S/o who falls asleep in strange places
S/o with a dairy allergy - Illumi
S/o who acts tough but is a softie - Chrollo & Illumi
S/o with large breasts NSFW/SFW - Illumi, Chrollo and Hisoka
S/o who acts tough but is a softie (Hisoka)
Chubby fem s/o who's super affectionate - Chrollo, Hisoka & Illumi
How they treat their s/o - Hisoka & Illumi
Holiday
Roses Are Red
drawing hearts in the byline
Starting Point
Unsaid Kurapika
Lovesick
Just The Way You Are
Pumpkin
We can
A Dream Come True
Coping
Thank You, For Playing With Me
Sleepy Feelings
King & Queen
the sunshine girl is sleeping
Your Mess
midnight storm
Denied Service, Mornings with the Phantom Troupe
Serendipity
Harmless
Purple Love
Always Waiting
Girlfriend Hunt
Tired&Hungry
Hunter x Hunter Headcanons ( x Reader )
Kite x Reader; General/Dating & Sleeping Headcanons
Seductive Trickery 💋 Kurapika ✓
Suit & Tie
Possession
in the flesh
I'll Be Your Butterfly
feitan x reader smut
I'd steal the world for you (feitan x reader oneshot)
Dress ~ Machi Komacine
Start of a Long Night
Cherry Cell
S/o who falls asleep in strange places
S/o with a dairy allergy - Illumi
Confession & Contrition
Use Me
Down Came the Spider
Sleeping with Spiders
Long Time No See
Chrollo/Reader "Glass on a High Shelf"
How to Catch a Spider (FeitanxReader)
Sometimes Computers Break (Shalnark x Reader)
Reading Between the Lines (Kurapika x Reader)
Photographing Memories (Kurapika x Reader)
Thigh Riding (Feitan/Reader)
Good Girl (ShalnarkxReader)
Retrieving Stolen Kisses
Leorio? More Like GAYorio
Dinner for three
Killugon
crumbling at your reflection
hisoka
Pinocchio//Neferpitou x reader
chrollo
Warmth After War
Annoying Asshole
Bittersweet Reward
HXH NSFW(and a few SFW) HCs
alluka
emotionless | uvogin headcannons
Kalluto Zoldyck headcanons (sfw)
Forbidden
Love You
'Switch' It Up

Relax A Little

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By BisexualGreenEli

Top! Nobunaga

Bottom!Y/N

Summary: After being gone on the run for a while, you're stressed to the max and wander home for some relief from your lover. He is willing to provide... in a special kind of way.

Author: SheerIridescence (on ao3)

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It's been weeks since you left to take care of some unsavory business. How many weeks exactly, you could not remember. All you knew was you wanted to go back to your safe space to relax after being on the run for what felt like a whole month. With your initial target eliminated, that meant you were unfortunately being tailed by his buddies for days at a time, so you couldn't head to your safe space just yet. You didn't want to jeopardize him and the organization -the Spiders, that is- just because you had some unwelcomed pissy bandits trying to avenge their dead friend. So, you ran and hid, hid and ran, for weeks on end until you finally shook them from your trail long enough for you to head home. Only then in that brief moment of confusion they were stuck in could you return to your home in Nobunaga's arms; and thank god that time was now.

It was painfully late at night and though you knew you weren't being followed at this exact moment, paranoia still forced you to do multiple double takes before you approached the hidden residence of your love, scanning your surroundings over and over again. Only once you were safely inside and out of sight did you release the breath you hadn't realized you were holding, brushing off your dusty and slightly torn clothing from the weeks you spent outside. It was a shame you couldn't look prettier, but considering the circumstances you didn't give a rats ass about your appearance, nor did you think Nobunaga would mind. All you really cared about now was finding him, so off you went through his home towards his room where you were sure he waited for you.

After pacing through his quiet and empty home you cautiously approached his room, knocking on the door gently before you pushed your way inside so as to not startle him with your sudden presence. There he sat atop his bed exactly as you had hoped, lost in a book to pass the time under the light of a few flickering candles. The creak of his door alerted him to look over the edge of said book, and when he saw it was you standing in his door frame that poor book was all but forgotten, quickly marked and tossed onto his nightstand as he stood to greet you with a look of surprise and open arms.

"_______! Where the hell have you been? None of my calls ever got through to you!" Nobunaga rambled as he pulled you into his arms, kicking the door shut behind you.

"I'm sorry babe. My target had friends so I was on the run for a bit." You replied sheepishly, already melting into his embrace. "I didn't wanna bring them back with me so I led them in circles for a few weeks. Almost got my ass caught a couple of times though, so I had to destroy my phone in case they had my signal. That's why you couldn't reach me."

"Oh pup... I take it back, you must be so stressed." He mumbled, kissing the top of your head. "C'mere. Sit with me."

"Yeah no shit. Stressed is an understatement." You scoffed as he guided you back to his bed. "I'm so on edge it's laughable."

He pulled you up into his lap with a deep sigh as he leaned against the wall, trapping you in a warm and much needed hug. This was what you craved after being gone for so long, but no matter how badly you wanted to let go and relax, every tiny sound you heard in the background had you tensing up involuntarily. You were still in fight or flight mode, and your stiffness didn't go unnoticed by Nobunaga at all. His fingers gently caressed the skin of your arms as he held you a little tighter, wishing to ease your disconcertment.

"Sorry. I know they're still looking for me, and it feels like they're close again." You sighed. "Every irregular sound matters to me."

"I know, but I can assure your safety with me here. Relax a little, pup. You're too tense." Nobunaga encouraged, bringing his hands up to massage your tense shoulders.

"I'll try. My instincts have a mind of their own though." You chuckled dryly.

"Is that so?" He mused.

You leaned down to give him better access to your back, to which he graciously kneaded his palms and thumbs into those stiff muscles of yours. It admittedly felt nice, and you hummed as all the knots in your body came undone while he worked his way down your back with surprising skill. Everything already felt looser, and you softened under his touch with your eyes slowly drooping closed. Relaxation was finally coming to you. When he finished with your lower back though, he gently pulled you back into his chest and disturbed your half asleep state of being, his hands slowly working at the muscle of your thighs now with care.

"Do your legs hurt too? If you've been on the run for that long they must be aching by now." He pondered.

"They do, yeah. They're a little sore." You nodded lazily.

"Mmm, I can definitely help then." He mumbled.

You didn't initially catch the hint of mischievousness in his tone, but as his hands inched their way closer to your inner thighs you caught on. The circles he massaged grew lighter and more sensual in touch, and when his fingers brushed up against your clothed lips your breath caught in your throat, realizing exactly what he was doing.

"Nobu, what are you- nnh!" You huffed upon his approach becoming more direct.

His fingers now deliberately teased you through the fabric of your pants, no longer masking behind the idea of a massage. He graced your lips with such smooth strokes that all your thoughts came to a halt, shifting focus on the pleasant teasing he did to you all while he pulled the fabric a little tighter, defining your sex for him to see.

"You really need to relax. All I'm doing is helping you with that." He purred, leaving a gentle love bite on the supple skin where your neck and shoulder met.

Nobunaga then found your clit with ease, rubbing his fingertip over your sweet spot. You couldn't help yourself anymore as gasps escaped you, your legs spreading a little more with each teasing flick you felt through your clothes. A soft little 'there' slipped out amidst your heavy breaths, flexing your hips with his fingers to try and get more of that sweet sensation.

"Hmm? Here?" Nobunaga asked teasingly as he traced his fingers around your inner thigh again instead.

You whined out a drawn out 'no' in protest, displeased with how he took his fingers away from your clit. You knew that he knew what you meant, and you knocked your head gently into his as your best way of scolding him in your state. He thankfully brought his fingers back to your clit right away though and drew those sweet little moans from your mouth once more.

"Ah, here." He hummed, feigning ignorance of your pleasure.

"Yes, there." You gasped quietly, grinding your hips into his fingers again.

He hummed with approval, watching you melt at his touch with a soft yet mischievous smirk, toying with your pulsing clit a few moments longer until you were visibly close to coming. You were not granted your release though, his hand withdrawing and earning another whine of protest from you. He chuckled and slid his fingers under the elastic of your pants and underwear, sliding the fabric down to your knees so he could fully see the state you were in. You were already incredibly wet, and it pleased him greatly that he could do so much to you with so little.

"Mmm, what a meal I'd love to indulge in." He spoke soothingly in your ear. "Wet: just how I like you."

You groaned at him in embarrassment, unable to find your own words while his rattled around in your head and drove you mad. Before you could consider what to say, confusion took you over for a moment when he slid himself out from behind you and let you fall back against his pillows instead. You watched him as he moved himself in front of you and began to slide your pants the rest of the way off, leaving your lower half bare before him. Once he tossed away the only barrier that kept him from you to the floor, he lowered himself between your thighs and pushed them open with his hands, kissing his way up your tender skin closer and closer to your throbbing sex. His intentions were clear, and the heat between your legs only got hotter as you watched him with growing excitement, neediness oozing from your being.

"I hope you don't mind if I have my share of you, pup." He purred, kissing your clit.

"Please. Let me cum." You begged with lustful eyes.

"Oh you'll cum alright." He smirked.

Nobunaga wasted no more time and slid his tongue up your wet folds a few times before he latched onto your clit, sucking and flicking his tongue in ways that made you throw your head back into his pillows. Every flick of his tongue brought you closer and closer to that edge you teetered on moments ago, bucking your hips into him as he worked expertly at your sweet spot.

Just when you thought you couldn't last much longer he added two fingers into your entrance, curling up against your tight walls and into your g-spot all while getting a little more vigorous with his oral skills. This added a whole new wave of pleasure to your nerves and the combination had you reeling, falling apart beneath him within seconds as a pitchy moan fell from your lips along with your climax. Despite having been finally granted said climax though, he did not stop; rather he sped up his movements and rubbed up against your walls even more.

"N-Nobu I c-came already- a-ah~!" You moaned.

He only chuckled in response, his vocalizations buzzing against your clit as he continued with his ministrations. You were well into the territory of being overstimulated by now, your sensitive clit pulsing as he rolled it over his tongue again and again like a hungry animal, filled with greed for more of your pleasured noises.

"I-it's too much, I ca-ha- h-hah... mmnh~" You gasped, breathy moans replacing most of your words as the second orgasm rapidly approached you.

The feeling truly was too much, the pleasure you felt being far too intense to endure as needy moans spilled out left and right from your lips. You bucked and twisted your hips in an attempt to escape his tongue, attempting to close your legs as well for a moment's grace from his skilled technique. He wasn't having any of that though and pulled his fingers out of you, holding your thighs open for him to feast instead as he doubled down on the treatment of your clit.

With his thumbs gently petting your smooth inner thighs he drove you insane with overstimulation, your hands grasping at the sheets as you soon succumbed to the second wave of pleasure. You arched your back as hour cries of his name filled the dimly lit room, your second orgasm hitting you like a wave with such intensity that you even squirted a little. Nobunaga lapped up your juices as he kept on going, but your cries soon became uncontrollable as he made an attempt to carry you through a third orgasm. The manner in which you twisted your hips was desperate while your erratic breaths filled his ears, telling him that your poor little clit couldn't take any more of his hunger. He graciously let up on eating you out after all that time, leaving you a whimpering mess as he lifted his head to look your scarlet features over.

"I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself. You taste wonderful, and sound just as sweet too." He hummed, wiping his face of your juices.

The look in your eyes was absolutely lovesick as he scanned your reddened sweat slicked body, happy with the work he had done on you. You could only pant wordlessly for a moment before you finally made eye contact with him, flustered beyond belief.

"You... You're so mean." You said weakly.

"Am I really?" He smirked as he slid his hands up your thighs, torso, and to your burning cheeks. "Because your cries of pleasure told me otherwise. You look beautiful when you cum, _______. So incredibly beautiful."

Nobunaga crawled up and passionately pressed his lips to yours to which you needily returned the gesture, your arms wrapping around his shoulders as his tongue found its way into your mouth. You could taste yourself on him, but didn't care as you pulled him closer, reveling in the sloppy yet passionate kiss you shared. You were certainly at ease now compared to before, completely lost in the feeling of him as all worry and concern left your mind. He was all that mattered, sitting on cloud nine far away from all your problems.

When you parted, you watched him through half lidded eyes lying half naked before him. His hands slid down to your hips once more as he laid himself down next to you, a lovesick smile still resting on his features.

"I told you you taste wonderful. Wouldn't you agree?" He asked jokingly.

"Nobu please." You scolded, hiding your face in as much pillow as you could.

He laughed in amusement, kissing the portion of your forehead that still showed.

"So are you feeling better now? You're not as stressed, right?" He then asked, genuinely wondering if you were feeling any better.

"Yeah... I feel a lot better after that." You nodded as your heart rate finally calmed.

"Good. Remember, you're safe here with me. You can relax a little more, because I won't let anything happen to you. No one will ever harm you as long as I'm with you." He said sweetly as he gave your hip an affectionate squeeze.

"You're right. I'm glad you're the one I get to call home." You sighed. "I'm... I should clean myself up now though. I want to rest now that I'm somewhere safe. With you, of course."

"Go right ahead. I'll wait for you here, pup. With fresh sheets as well." He nodded, glancing at the damp sheets from your intense orgasms.

"S-shush. You did it, not me." You huffed, still a little over the moon about how hard you came.

He chuckled warmly and sent you off with one more sweet kiss to your lips before you left for the bathroom to clean yourself of your fluids. You were truly much less stressed now, at complete ease as you wandered into his bathroom and cleaned up. He dedicated the night to your pleasure alone, and that only made you fall in love with the fool even more. While he prepared his room for a much needed rest, you thought about how you'd repay him for his efforts later. After all, you wouldn't be leaving his home any time soon with those bandits still nearby. You'd have plenty of time to thank him and more.

For now though you'd simply concern yourself with rest, already wishing to cuddle up in his embrace and get some proper sleep for once. His bed was much softer than the ground, and his arms far more welcoming than your own. You were safe, and you could finally relax a little.

Though you may not be relaxing too much if he kept wanting to make you cum like that every night.

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