Guys. I genuinely cannot express to you how much fun I'm having with this.
Let's get the whole "SHES SIXTEEN OH MY GOD-" thing out of the way for now and focus on their personalities.
So it seems like, a mermaid that wants to explore the land x a god that wants to take over ALL OF IT, is a very funny couple dynamic.
It seems that way because it IS.
I'm imagining Ariel just stumbling her way into Asgard somehow as she tries to guess what everything is.
Like you could even replicate the scene where she brushes her hair with a fork, and it would work just as well.
Or you could have her confused at everything in Asgard, like Loki's horns... or Thor's Hammer. That last one, I REALLY wanna see.
The problem is, I don't think Loki would really react to that nicely?
Like, sure he can charm people, but he's still kind of a bitch.
Remember how bad Ariel felt when everyone gave her weird looks after she brushed her hair with a fork? Imagine that, but constant mean remarks.
Even if Ariel was an adult, WHICH SHE FUCKING ISN'T, I don't think this'd be a healthy relationship at all.
-10/10