Neito Monoma was not having a good day.
Three 1-A losers have used cheesy pickup lines on him more times than he can count on two hands.
And it's only lunch.
Normally he wouldn't mind being flirted with. But the pickup lines were so bad, they made him physically cringe.
Oh, what's that? The icy hot 1-A student is approaching him?
Let's see how this goes!
"Hey Monoma"
"What do you want now?"
"Did you know there are 20 letters in the alphabet?"
"What the fuck? Are they not teaching you properly in 1-A? There are 26."
"Oh- my bad- I forgot the U R A Q T"
Yep. Monoma almost screamed right there. He had already heard this one earlier from the purple haired one.
"Let me guess, I can get the D later?"
"Oh? You want it?"
His eyes rolled so far back into his head he thought he actually saw his brain.
"No. I do not."
"Hm. That's a shame. Well- here, if you ever change your mind call me. Oh, the names Todoroki by the way."
The boy now known as Todoroki handed Monoma a piece of paper with his number on it and shot finger guns at him before turning around and walking off.
Well, walking off is an overstatement. He actually fell down the stairs that definitely weren't there a minute before, then got up and walked off as if nothing happened.
After seeing what happened, Kendo went up to Monoma and sighed angrily.
"I swear to god Monoma if you were bothering 1-A again"
"No! They're bothering me! I'm the victim here!"
"Oh yeah? Why would 1-A bother with you when all you do is harass them?"
"I don't harass them! And I don't know, they're the ones fucking flirting with me!"
Yep. Neito Monoma was really not having a good day.
And his day only got worse when he got home.
1-A Groupchat
System: Mysterious has added Monoma Neito
Monoma Neito: how did you get my number
Mysterious: that's a secret, hot stuff
Monoma Neito: oh my fucking god.
Alien Queen: Monoma? The hot guy from 1-B with the terrible attitude.
Floof: that's him
Alien Queen: oh! @Monoma Neito you know, you're extremely hot but your personality really ruins it for you
Monoma Neito: you have a nice personality, but your looks really ruin it for you
Alien Queen: not you targeting my insecurities
Monoma Neito: like you didn't target mine
Mysterious: okayyyyy- I think that's enough fighting! Sorry bby boy, I would have added you to me, Toshi and Sho's groupchat but I didn't want you to backread and see dick pics
Monoma Neito: you are terrible at flirting, you sound like a 13 year old
Mysterious: that hurt my feelings though
Bondage Kink: he has a point, you are very bad at flirting
Pikapika: well damn. @Monoma Neito if you don't like them how about we grab lunch together some time?
Monoma Neito: tbh that's kind of a tempting offer
Forward March: how come you all like that loser
Manliest: come on Bakubro! I'm sure he isn't really that bad
Monoma Neito: you know, I was extremely rude to your class to keep you away from me. Clearly it didn't work.
Mysterious: jokes on you, I have a degradation kink
Todoroki Shoto: ^
Monoma Neito: motherfuckers. Fine, one date. Only on the condition that if the date sucks you never come near me again. Better be the best fucking date ever.
Todoroki Shoto: deal
Mysterious: WAITWAITWAIT NO! Sho do you not remember how bad I am at first dates?!
Todoroki Shoto: I had fun on our first date?
Floof: before y'all say anything else I'm going to remind you that everyone in our class is watching this convo
System: 3 users are offline
Gays and Theys
Mysterious: Sho I know you had fun but I don't think Monoma would appreciate a villain hangout spot
Floof: oh my god what do we do
Todoroki Shoto: okay calm down, there are three of us I'm sure we can figure it out
Floof: Shoto we share one brain cell and I'm pretty sure you got it today, so think of something
Todoroki Shoto: well shit. How about an arcade?
Mysterious: that.. is a good idea
Floof: it doesn't suck
Todoroki Shoto: you wound me, Hitoshi
Mysterious: Alright! This Saturday?
Floof: sounds good to me
Todoroki Shoto: yeah, I'll text Monoma
Floof: wait how do you have his number? It's set so that you can't get it from the gc?
Todoroki Shoto: I gave him mine earlier and he just texted me. Work smarter, not harder
System: Todoroki Shoto is offline
Floof: sly fucker
The next day, at lunch
UA Staff Chat
Kinky~: SO I HEAR YOU HAVE A DATE ON SATURDAY @Floof @Mysterious @Todoroki Shoto
Mysterious: where did you hear that, midi-chan?
Kinky~: Mina texted me yesterday!
Yee-haw: and why do you have a students number?
Kinky~: no reason! Anyways- who's the lucky guy?
Vlad King: Aizawa get your fucking kids before I kill them
Dadzawa: ah, so it's with Monoma. Nice one Hitoshi
Floof: not you supporting my relationship just to piss off Vlad
Dadzawa: and what about it?
Vape Cloud: yo! Mystery! Congrats bro!
Mysterious: thank you, future dad!
Cockatoo: Izuku I swear if you take the kid to a villain bar
Crazy: Hey! We are very good company!
Todoroki Shoto: dw, I didn't let that happen
Floof: bs, you were all for it
Mysterious: nah, we're going to the arcade
Vape Cloud: wait, the one on 5th street?
Mysterious: yeah?
Vape Cloud: oh my god- when you go there look at the highscores on the dance machine
Dadzawa: no, that's not necessary
Floof: I am now curious
Cockatoo: in high school Oboro noticed how good Sho was with his footwork. One thing led to another and Sho absolutely smashed the high score on the dance machine
Vape Cloud: it was very fun to watch. The normally sleep deprived, unmotivated Aizawa Shouta absolutely wrecking that poor kids score after she worked so hard to get it
Floof: damn, been breaking hearts and crushing dreams since highschool
Dadzawa: I don't crush dreams
Evil Rat Genius: tell that to the class you expelled last year
Dadzawa: jfc how long have you been here
Evil Rat Genius: long enough! Good luck on your 'date', Izuku!
Mysterious: why thank you, Nezu!
Kinky~: the friendship we didn't know we needed and don't deserve
Yee-haw: preach
Party Healer: @Dadzawa
Dadzawa: what's up, old lady?
Party Healer: ignoring that. Come to my office, now.
Dadzawa: on my way, what happened?
Party Healer: @Problem Solver you need to be here as well
Problem Solver: why?
Party Healer: for gods sakes, one of Aizawa's students did something stupid
Mysterious: wait what? Who was it?
Party Healer: I can't disclose that information without their permission
Mysterious: well can you ask?
Party Healer: they aren't in the shape to answer.
System: 3 users are offline
Aizawa Shouta is not a pessimist. And he certainly isn't an optimist.
He is a realist.
So in the current situation, he was struggling to stay calm as he ran through UA's halls at his full speed.
If he crashed into a student head on then nobody needs to know.
When he eventually did reach recovery girl's office, he found Hound Dog waiting outside.
"Ah, Aizawa, there you are. Recovery Girl told me to wait until you were here, so we can go in now."
Aizawa nodded and reached out his arm, holding onto the door handle. But he made no move to open it.
"-Zawa. Aizawa! Are you going to go in?"
He looked up to the school counsellor, who looked back at him with worry in his eyes. Aizawa just took a deep breath before pushing the door open.
No amount of preparation could have prepared him for what he saw.
Now, he has only known his students for just over a week. But even though he wouldn't admit it, he was already attached to the kids.
So, seeing the 'happiest' student in his class lying on the bed totally out of it was not something he was prepared for.
He looked towards recovery girl and let out a shaky breath, before asking as calmly as he could.
"What happened?"
"A student found him on the bathroom floor surrounded by water. He tried to overload his quirk. I don't know why, and we won't know until he wakes up, but I'm sure you can take a guess."
Aizawa took a small step closer to the bed, getting a better look at his student.
His heart broke. The normally smiling face looked so.. sad. Tired. Done with everything.
He looked back over to Recovery Girl.
"Have his parent been contacted?"
"Yes. However, they are unable to make it. His mum is in America for a mission, and we couldn't reach his dad."
"Any other relatives?"
"Not any that are listed in his file."
Aizawa sighed.
Not even a month into the school year and there was already an attempt.
Who do y'all think it was? I tried to be vague as possible.
Also I just realised how quickly that went from crack, to fluff, to angst lol