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Now, eiji had a job outside the country, izana and kakucho were literally busy expanding their gang, and paul was just a dog. So no one could really look after shio right now.
One of eiji's female colleague offered her place for shio to stay in and she could take care of her since they met once in tokyo.
She has been wanting to take shio away from eiji and keep the little girl as her daughter but that's not possible, lmao. Another reason is to also teach his son a lesson to be more responsible, less reckless, and less idiotic.
Baji keisuke was told to pick up a kid in yokohama with his bike, early in the morning by his mother.
Riding his bike towards the address, he saw shio talking to a little boy, probably her neighbor, and decided to hide himself and listen to their conversation.
❝shio, i love you! Please marry me!❞ the boy shouted.
Baji gasped. WTF?! AHSGDHSJD
❝no thank you, i don't want to get married.❞
As shio start to walk away, the boy grabbed her arms. ❝but..but, i-❞
Shio blankly stared at him, ❝i don't think we can get married with each other.❞
❝it's alright, we can get married when we're older!❞
Shio shakes her head, ❝no it's not that.❞
❝h-huh? Why then..?❞
She had a serious face and looked at him in the eye, ❝i have what you have down there,❞ she pointed at his legs.
The poor boy was so shocked like ( ꒪Д꒪)
and he pointed his fingers in between his legs as shio nodded.
Baji gAsped ⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾ Д ⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾ SHIO'S A GUY ALL THIS TIME?! He deadass believe on what shio said.
❝IT'S OKAY, I STILL LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY A GUY!❞ The boy shouted, as he tried to grab shio who runs away from him.
Paul shows up and barks at him, in a stance that show's he's ready to chase him, which made the boy scared and run away.
Baji looked at the house shio was going in and looked at the piece of paper which his mother wrote the address of the kid he's supposed to pick up. Shit.
He opened his phone and called chifuyu.
❝Baji-san? Why are you calling really early in the morning? Is there something wrong?❞
❝Chifuyu, i just find out shio's a dude!❞ Baji whispered to the phone.
Chifuyu deadpanned. ❝huh?❞
❝Listen to me, shio's a guy all this time, man! She even said it in front of this guy who says that he wanted to marry her, and she said that she has what we have and pointed at the other guy's leg!❞
❝That doesn't really mean she's really a guy, baji-san. Maybe she's only trying to chase the guy away.❞
Baji looked towards the house and towards one of the window. He can see shio sitting like a guy, with legs spread widely as she scratches her thighs.
❝she sits like a guy, chifuyu!❞
Chifuyu sighs, ❝Like i said, baji-san, it doesn't really mean anything.❞
Baji looked towards the window again, seeing shio ripping off an umaibo/corn stick snack and eating it while leaning back on paul's body, but in baji's eyes, it looks like she was sucking on a cigarette.
❝Shit, chifuyu! She might be a mafia don baby or something! She's sucking on a cig!❞
Chifuyu gasped, ❝WHAT?! Get the cig out from her hands, baji-san!❞
❝SHE'S EATING ON THAT UMAIBO SNACK LIKE SHE'S SUCKING ON A CIG! SHE'S A GUY!❞
Chifuyu deadpanned. ❝see you later, baji-san. I need more sleep.❞ he turned off the call.
❝OI, CHIFUYU!❞ baji groaned when his friend ended the call. He looked towards shio's house and gulped.
Alright i can do this, I'm a man. No trap kid can hurt me. He walked towards the door and knocked.
Eiji opened the door and deadpanned when he sees baji. ❝oh, so you're her kid that's coming to pick shio up.❞
Baji looked at eiji and silently gulp. WHAT IF THE DAD DOESN'T KNOW THAT SHIO'S ACTUALLY A DUDE?!
Eiji ushered baji to come inside for a while, offering him some refreshments.
Baji sits on the sofa in the living room, staring at shio who was unbothered by everything, still munching on the corn snack.
❝here's the bag with all her needs, baji.❞ eiji showed up and handed baji a bag, filled with shio's things.
Grabbing the bag, baji peered closer to eiji, ❝don't you know that your own kid is actually a guy?❞ he whispered to him.
Eiji looked at him like ಠ⌣ಠ is he on crack?
❝I'm telling you man, shio's actually a guy!❞
Eiji rolled his eyes. ❝dumbass, i raised her, she ain't a guy.❞
❝no, no, she's a guy!❞
He blankly looked at him and picked up his phone, ❝I'm too tired of dealing with idiots early in the morning, I'm telling your mom, baji.❞
❝wait, no! DON'T CALL MY MOM AHSVDJDJ❞ baji screeched and tried to grab eiji's phone.
The man dodged baji's every attempt and proceeded to call the guy's mom.
❝uh yeah, hey. I think your son's on crack, he kept on telling me my daughter is a guy.❞
Baji crumbled down to the floor. I- I'm done for.
❝aight.❞ eiji handed his phone to baji with a smirk, ❝your mom wants to speak to you.❞ he then mouthed to baji,
❝hehe good luck, bitch.❞ and then cackled as he skipped to the kitchen.
THAT DAMNED OLD MAN! baji growled and take a deep breath as he get the phone closer to his ear.
❝bAJI KEISUKE!❞ his mom shouted, making him flinch.
❝MOM! YES, OKAY. NO, NO, OKAY...UH..BUT MOM, ˢʰⁱᵒ'ˢ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᵃ ᵍᵘʸ❞ he whispered the last part.
His mom took a deep breath to calm herself. ❝shio's not a guy, dumbass. Get your ass here safely with the little fella, and don't forget to apologize to her father, NOW!❞
His mom abruptly ended the call.
Baji sighed and looked at shio, who was now laying sideways on the floor, watching a cartoon about soccer. Sus. Definitely a dude.
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Walking inside baji's house, shio was glomped in a hug from baji's mom who also offered shio some milk bread rolls, which made her happy.
Baji quickly ran inside his room and locked the door close. He opened the contacts on his phone, maybe...pah?
He called pah.
❝sup, baj—❞
❝PAH, SHIO'S A GUY!❞
Pah scoffed, ❝yeah, right. I know I'm an idiot but not so much like that. Bye.❞ he ended the call.
Baji gasped, I FEEL BETRAYED, PAH. WE'RE BOTH IDIOTS.
He then looked at his contacts again. Mikey? Probably no...draken, mitsuya? Definitely not....peh? Probably with pah earlier..kawata twins? Mmmm...nah..
He decided to call another person.
❝TAKEMICHI, LISTEN TO ME.❞
Takemichi who picked up the call flinched. ❝what's wrong, baji-san?! Are you in danger?!❞
❝just...just..COME TO MY HOUSE QUICKLY AHSHDJDKD AND COME INSIDE THROUGH MY BEDROOM WINDOW. ❞
Takemichi thought baji was most definitely in danger so he dashed to baji's house.
❝what's wrong, baji-san?!are you in danger?!❞ takemichi grabbed baji's shoulder and shakes him back and forth with tears already streaming down his face.
❝ohmygod, stop crying before i punch you again.❞
Takemichi immediately stopped.
Baji suddenly grabbed takemichi's shoulder and looked at him with a glum look, ❝listen to me, takemichi. Shio is...shio is a guy.❞
Takemichi looked at him, ❝...what?❞
Baji told him what happened this early morning and takemichi sweatdropped. I heard he's an idiot from chifuyu but i didn't think he was THIS much of an idiot.
❝YOU'RE JUDGING ME AREN'T YOU?!❞ baji pointed his finger at takemichi.
❝what? No!❞
❝YOU ARE! FACE OR STOMACH, BITCH?!❞
Takemichi was ready for it this time.
❝FACE!❞
baji punched him on his stomach, ❝BAJI-SAN, WHY?!❞ takemichi cried.
❝YOU PISS ME OFF THAT'S WHY!❞
Chifuyu suddenly arrived, breaking baji's door open, with shio sitting on his shoulder.
Baji gasped and pointed at shio, ❝THE TRAP!❞
Chifuyu facepalmed. ❝oh my god, baji-san please. For the last time, she's not a guy.❞
❝chifuyu, you don't un–❞
Baji's mom suddenly appeared with a frying pan, then she toses it to her son's head with power. ❝STOP SAYING NONSENSE OR ELSE I'LL KICK YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE!❞
Baji passed out on the floor because of his mom's frying pan. Chifuyu, takemichi, and shio looked at the strong woman with shock.
❝anyways, you guys just go play outside. I think keisuke ate something weird again.❞ baji's mom said and ushered the three outside.
❝here's some money. Take care of shio, okay~? Have fun, kids!❞ then she slammed the door close.
❝i think she's gonna do something to baji-san so she kicked us out of the house.❞ takemichi said.
Chifuyu nodded, now putting shio down and holding her hand. ❝yeah, let's just go to the hideout.❞
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Arriving at toman's hideout, mikey screeched when he saw shio.
Grabbing her from chifuyu, mikey glomped her in a hug. ❝i missed you so much, shio-chin~❞
Mitsuya came closer to them and pats shio's head. ❝What brings you here now?❞
❝she's staying at baji-san's house for a while. And we got kicked out by his mom cause she's probably gonna get mad at baji-san for a while.❞
❝Why did she get mad?❞ Mitsuya asked.
❝he kept on insisting that shio's a guy.❞
The others in the room deadpanned.
❝how did he even come across that conclusion?❞
Chifuyu told them the story and then they all gave him a dry look.
❝i question baji's sanity sometimes.❞ mitsuya said.
❝me too.❞ chifuyu and takemichi agreed with him.
Looking across the room, draken was throwing shio up in the air, catching her, than throwing her again, both of them had smiles on their face.
❝whee~! Again!❞
Draken throws her up to the air again.
❝Higher!❞
He throws her up higher. It was all haha hehe until he accidentally throws her too strong, shio's head smacked with the ceiling.
The room turned quiet in an instant. Except for takemichi who was horrified as he screamed with his tears flowing down again.
Draken gAsped, ❝SHIO, I'M SO SORRY SHDHSJDHDJ❞
Mikey grabbed shio from draken's hold and rubbed her head, smooching it from time to time. ❝Fuck you, ken-chin! What if shio got another brain damage because of you?!❞
❝are you okay?!❞ mikey looked at shio who just blankly stared at him.
❝S-S-SHE'S NOT GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF DRAKEN RIGHT?!❞ takemichi screeched.
❝shut up, takemichi!!❞ draken punched the crybaby's head. ❝OW!!!❞
❝i think I'm okay.❞ shio shrugged.
Baji suddenly appeared. ❝STEP AWAY FROM THAT THING, IT'S ACTUALLY A DUDE!❞ he pointed at shio.
❝baji, no.❞ the others said to him.
❝what?! Fine, i'll prove it!❞ baji said as he stomped his way towards shio.
❝wait wait, how will you even prove it?❞ smiley said, grabbing baji's arm to stop him, along with angry.
❝huh? Pull down the goddamn pants! The kid said that she has a dick to that boy who wants to marry her this morning!❞
The others stared at him in shock, ❝baji, no!❞
Shio looked at baji who kept on trying to prove she's a guy since morning.
Wha....what's a dick? She mentally thought. She only know the other word which is a pp since that what eiji had told her.
Shio blinked at baji, ❝but..but i don't have a dick.❞
❝YOU WHAT?!❞
Mitsuya slapped baji. ❝baji, look what you did!❞
❝what's a dick?❞ shio tilted her head.
The others were ready to jump on baji.
❝that's something you probably would know when you grow up later, shio-chin.❞ mikey said as he dragged her away from baji.
❝what's going on here?❞ emma walked in.
Her eyes spotted shio. ❝SHIO~ OHMYGOD AJSHSJDJSK❞ she grabbed shio away from mikey's grip and hugged her.
❝oi, emma! Step away from that kid! It's actually a guy!❞ baji shouted, still keeping on his belief.
❝hAh?❞ emma deadpanned.
❝could you keep shio away from baji for a while? He's trying to pull shio's pants to prove that shio's a guy.❞ mitsuya said.
Emma looked at baji in disgust, ❝yOU WHAT?!❞
She ran up to him and slapped him.
❝fuck you! She's a literal girl!❞
❝baji said i have a dick.❞ shio said.
Emma gasped and looked at baji. ❝mikey, get me my bat!❞
❝emma, no.❞
Emma hissed at baji and bring shio away from the guys. ❝don't worry about it, shio. Let's just go on a girl's date today, okay~?❞ emma said to shio with a smile.