Hey Guys!!
Missed me? Mujhe Bhoole toh nahi na??
Actually, I just realised ki meine yeh chapter as a draft save kar rakha tha, so here it is!! Edit nahi kiya hai so please ignore the gramatical mistakes.
Show mein kya masala chal raha hai? I mean meine sirf woh next episodes ke precaps dekhe hai. Karan ne Monami ko shoot kiya? And woh log indian clothes mein kya kar rahe the? The whole thing seems so messed up, mein exams khatam hone ke baad sab binge watch karoongi. Tab tak, NO SPOLIERS. DARE ANYONE GIVES SPOILERS TO ME. 😂😅
Book ka last part firse wapas read kar lena, just in case you forgot what the whole thing was. 😅
Happy Reading!!
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In Karan and Monami's room
Monami- Urgh, finallyyyyy!!! Ek function toh khatam huya. Ab bas kuch hours and then mein kha pee paoongi!!
Saying so she was about to slump on the bed when Karan picked her up in bridal style.
Monami- Aaaahhhh!! Kya kar rahe ho??
Karan- Tumhare haath mein mehendi lagi hai, agar bed par let gayi aur haathon se mehendi bed par phel gayi toh bedsheet gandi ho jayegi!
Monami- Toh mein phir khade hokar dead pose mein rest karoon?? Arey sone do na!!
Karan- Par tum bed par nahi so sakti, mehendi bhi toh kharab ho jayegi.
Monami- Toh phir mein aise hi so jaoon?? Pleaseeeee!!!
Karan- Kaise? Meri bahon mein? *smirks*
Monami- Uh- umm, me-mera matlab I mean uh woh...
Karan- U turn lijiye Rani Sahiba. Mein samajh gaya. Ruko.
He settles on the bed, Monami immediately falls asleep while placing her head on his shoulder while Karan was holding Monami's arm upwards so that the mehendi doesn't spread.
Karan *to himself*- Sote wakt kitni innocent and cute lagti hai. Uth te hi chabar chabar shuru.
Monami- Aie you!! Shut up okay!! Ek din mein mar war gayi na then phir mera permanent mute mode dekh lena!!
Karan- Marne ki baat kahan se aa gayi?? Aur tum so nahi rahi thi?
Monami- So rahi thi, but tumse ladne ka mauka main miss kar sakti hoon?
Karan shakes his head and then smiles. Monami again places her head on his shoulder and then sleeps. Karan being Karan, continues to adore Monami.
In Sanjana and Sid's room
Sanjana was sitting by the window, her eyes were somewhat teary. Sid goes and sits beside her.
Sid *shocked*- Tum ro rahi ho?
Sanju *sarcastic*- Na, abhi abhi pata chalo hai ki meri aankon ka nal phat gayo!!! Ja, machanic ko bola!!
Sid- Ankon mein tap hota hai? Intersting!
Sanju- Abey chirkut!! Ro hi rahi hoon!
Sid- Kyun? Meine ab kya kar diya?
Sanju- Tene kuch na karo!! Yeh toh mere shri shri 108 bapu ka karnamo ka nateeja hogo!!
Sid- Simple language mein bolo na! Kya huya?
Sanju facepalms.
Sanju- Arrey bapu chahte hain ki mein apne mangetar se baat karoon! Ab unhein kon samjhaye ki maro paas kuch hai hi na bolne ke liye!! Na karni mujhe usse baat!!
Sid- Bol do ki aap mission par hain!
Sanju- Kab tak? Kab tak yeh boloon?? Na kabhi na kabhi toh baat karni hi padego na!!
Sid-
Sanju- Kuch bolega??
Sid- Kuch sochne toh do!!
Sanju- Na kuch na ho sakto abhi!!
Sid- Ruko!! Mere paas ek idea hai!!
Sanju- Kaa?
Sid- Tumhein uss Kundanji urf Mangetar ji se kuch time ke liye mukti chahiye na?
Sanju nods her head positively.
Sid- Usnein kabhi tumhari awaaz suni hai?
Sanju- Na!
Sid- Okay great.
He calls up Koel and Faizi. The two come in their room.
Koel- Kya hai yaar!! Kyun tang kar raha hai?? Ek toh already vrat ke chakkar mein dimaag ghum gaya hai, tu aur pareshan karle!!
Sid- Oye Ms. Dayan! Suno!!
Koel- Mein Dayan!! Teri tooohhhh!!!
Sid- Meri toh kya?
Faizi- Ho gaya tum logon ka? Arey wakt aur jagah bhi nahi dekhte ho, jab mauka mila tabh khud jaate ho ladne ke liye!! Aur Siddharth, tune kyun bulaya humein?
Sid- Sanju ko Kundanji se kuch mahino ki mukti karwane ke liye!
Sanju- Kaise?!?!?
Sid- Suno....
*convo mute*
Sanju- Na yeh toh bohot badiya totka hai!!
Sid- Totka?
Sanju rolls her eyes- Rehne de! Chal, mein phone kar rahi hoon!
Sid- Okay karo and speaker pe dal do!!
Sanju calls Kundanji. (VOICE CALL)
Kundanji- Hello?
Koel- Hii!!! *flirty tone*
(so basically, instead of Sanju, it's Koel who is speaking to Kundanji on her behalf)
Sid gave a thumbs up while Kundanji noticed the change in the tone.
Kundanji- Aap kaisi ho?
Koel- Awesome hoon, ekdum hot and sexy!
Kundanji's eyes widened while he gulped- Uh, main Sanjana se baat kar raha hoon right?
Koel- Of course babyyyyy!!!
Sid, Sanju and Faizi bite their lips to control their laughter.
Kundanji- Accha, umm mummy papa ne aapke baare mein kuch kuch bataya tha, toh aap military mein hain?
Koel- Haan, SPL Agent hoon. Kaafi ladkon ke haath pair todhe hain meine!!
Kundanji gulps- Accha, uhm aur main aapse kuch poochu?
Koel- Nope, first mein poonchongi!!
Kundanji was taken aback since he thought that Sanjana was a shy girl but then agreed.
Koel- Aap virgin hain?
Sanju, Sid and Faizi fall off their chairs.
Kundanji- KYAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
*thunderstorm*
*lightening*
*dhoomtanana*
Koel- Sawal ka jawab dijiye na!! Bataiye na, ab main kisi inexperienced ladke se shaadi karke suhaag raat ka mazza kharab nahi karna chahti na!! You know, I want it all hot and sizzling!!
Kundanji- Ab uh umm main mujhe koi kaam hain. Hum baad mein baat karte hai na!! BYE.
Saying so Kundanji hurriedly cuts the call. The four burst out laughing.
Sanju- Ab toh yeh humein shaadi se pehle call karne se raha!!
Sid- Tha na mera "tokta" accha??
Sanju- TOTKA!!
Sid- Same thing. Same thing.
Faizi- Yeh trick toh mujhe bhi kabhi kaam aa sakti hain.
All of them laugh.
Faizi- Chalo, pehle Chitra aur Bala ke paas chalte hain, and then Karan and Monami.
Everyone agrees and go towards Chitra and Bala's room.
In Chitra and Bala's room.
Bawandar!! Bhuchal!! Sab tehes nehes ho rakha hai!!
Saral bhasha mein, Chitra aur Bala pillow fight kar rahe hain!
Chitra- #Bina battery ke gas stove!!! Tumhari toh!!!
Bala- Oyee nakchadi!!! Konsi gas stove mein battery hoti hai??
Chitra- Ohh accha #oof!! Koi nahi, tum #Idiot ho!!
Bala- Oh hello? Tum aisi pehli ladki hogi jo vrat rakhne ke baad bhi itni... arey angrezi mein kya kehte hain woh, uhh hipar aac tove hai!!
Chitra- #Stupid. Usse #hyperactive kehte hain!! And mujhe #bhook lag rahi hai!!!
Bala- Arey subhah se lekar shaam tak toh tum gaye (cow) ki tarah khaana chabati rehti ho!! Ek din nahi khaya toh Matarani Ka Sher ban gayi hai!!!
Chitra- Tumhari toh!!!!!!!!!!!! #SHUT UP!!!
The continue their pillow fight. Faizi, Sanjana, Sid and Koel enter.
Faizi- Hai Allah! Yeh kya naya tamasha hai!?!
Koel- Utha le bhagwan utha le!! Meri zindagi ki samay samapti ki ghoshna ho chuki hai!! Arey vrat mein itna super active kaise reh rahi hai yeh chitra??
Sanju- Na iske dimaag pa pechkas dhila lag raho hai!!
Sid- Uff! Roko inhein!!
Sanju hold Chitra's arm. Koel holds Chitra's feet. Faizi holds Bala's arms. Sid holds Bala's feet.
Sanju- Na kya bawal kar rahe hon tum dono?? Poora kamre ka kabadha bana diya hai!!!
Bala- Meine kuch nahi kiya, phasad ki jadh toh chitra hai!!
Chitra- Hawww!!! Batameez!! Mere saamne mooh mein chips thood raha hai, aur phir bolta hai, "phasad ki jadh Chitra hai??" TUMHARI TOH!!!!
Koel- Arreyy meri maa!! Shant hoja!! Poore kamra hil raha hai?!?!
Faizi- Sab chup!! Chitra tum shant ho jao aur Bala tum toh sach mein Shaitan ke saale ho!!! Uff!! Chalo, ab Karan and Monami ke kamre mein chalte hain!!
Chitra huffs while Bala gulps.
Meanwhile In Karan and Monami's room.
The door was closed, not locked.
Monami was sleeping when she twisted her hand a bit and the her bangles collided with Karan's watch and then the bangle she was wearing in her hand broke. That piece of the bangle pierced her skin and then got stuck.
Monami- Aahh.
Karan sees that and then checks the wound.
Karan- Ek minute, mein nikalta hoon.
Monami- Aaahh, Mmh. Dheere karo na Karan!
The six standing outside widen their eyes.
Faizi- Yeh Karan toh kitna chalu nikla!!
Sid- Chii, abhi tak shaadi bhi nahi huyi aur yeh log shuru ho gaye!!
Sanju- Sirji se yeh toh umeed na kiyo tho par phir bhi!!
Koel- OMG!! Seriously, inn dono ne toh ek doosre ko sach mein pati patni maan liya hai!
Bala- Hai bhagwan!! Karan bhaiji jaise ladke chupe rustam hote hain, aur hum jaise ladke bindaas hokar bhi akele reh jaate hain... koi nahi milta!
Faizi- Exactly!! Bohot buri baat hai yeh!!
Chitra- Inhein #privacy de dete hain. Baad mein #interrogation karenge!!
Just then Faizi's phone rings.
Faizi- Karan ka call?
Koel- Hain??
Sid- Uthao...
Faizi picks up the call.
Faizi- Hello?
Karan- Oye Faizi sun. Monami ki bangle toot gayi hai, meine woh bangle toh nikal di hai, tu antiseptic cream ya betadine le aa.
Everyone looks at each other and realise the level at which they misunderstood the situation.
Faizi- Uh haan haan main lata hoon.
The rest open the door while Faizi gives the cream to Karan, and see Monami in Karan's lap.
Koel- Yeh kya ho raha hai??
Monami- Mere haath mein lag gayi thi toh...
Sanju- Na woh toh samajh aa gayo, lekin tu Karan sir ki godi mein kya kar rahi hai?
Monami- So rahi thi!
Koel- Karan sir tujhe sarkari takhiya lagte hain??
Monami glared at Koel.
Monami- Haath mein mehendi lagi huyi thi na. Aur bohot neend aa rahi toh isiliye. *smiles sheepishly*
Sid- Abhi tak mehendi nahi chudhaiyee??
Monami- So gayi thi na, toh isiliye nahi ki. Abhi chuda deti hoon.
She goes to the washroom and removes the mehendi.
Chitra- #OMG MONAMI!!
Monami- Kya huya?
Chitra- Itni dark mehendi!!!
Everyone sees her hand.
Koel- Mehendi toh humari bhi dark hai lekin teri toh matlab alag hi level par hai!!
Sanju- Na bola jaato hai ki agar kisi ki mehendi dark hoti hai toh uska pati/lover uss se bohot "pyaar" karto hogo!! *teasing*
Karan looks away and dashes out of the room. The boys smirk and the run behind him. Monami too runs out of the room, the rest three girls run behind her.
Behind the academy, in a small garden.
Karan came running.
Karan- Uff bach gaye! Abhi ke liye toh chutkara mil gaya!
Monami too came running from the other side.
Monami- Thank god bach gaye! Yeh log toh zaleel karke hi chodte!
Karan- Tum?
Monami- Tum yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Karan- Wahi jo tum kar rahi ho, sab ki teasing se bachne aya hoon.
Monami- Mujhe laga tum apna brahmastra ka use karoge.
Karan- Brahmastra? As in?
Monami- *mimicking Karan* Sab chup warna kal subhah 3am ko uthakar 300 pushups, 70 laps and 10km ki running karwaoonga!
Karan bursts out laughing. Monami turns pissed off but then seeing him laugh carefree, she smiles and adores him.
Karan- Oofff!! Tum Ahahahah....
Monami- Tum haste huye zyada acche lagte ho.
Rude hone ke face mask ko hatakar zindagi ko openly jiyo.
Trust me, bohot light feel hota hai.
Jitna dil mein rakhte ho, utna bhaari lagta hai.
Jab kisi chot ko immediately theek nahi karte hain toh baad mein jab uska aid karte hain,
toh zyada dukhta hai.
Karan stopped laughing and looked at her in daze. He knew what she meant, but, HE WAS THE KHADOOS SHERGILL after all.
Karan- Nice poem. Abhi chalein?
Monami facepalms.
Monami- Tumhara kuch nahi ho sakta!! Kabhi nahi sudhroge na tum!! I am telling you, baad mein bohot pachtaoge!
Karan- Ho gaya tumhara?
Monami rolls her eyes.
Monami- Accha ek kaam karte hain, uss pedh ke eeche jaakar beithe?
Karan- Jisse tum wahan jaakar uss pedh koi koi naam dedo aur phir uss se baat karo? Then No, thanks.
Monami- Urgh. Chalooooo!!!
Saying so, Monami drags Karan towards the tree, the two settle down there.
Karan- So? Ab kya?
Monami- Uhmm, ek baat batao. Tum kya hamesha se hi aise rude and tough types the?
Karan- Tum apne dimaag ke gadhe mat chalao.
Monami- Urghh, lekin, dimaag ke godhe hota hai!
Karan- Par tumhare dimaag ke gadhe hain!!
Monami- Hawww tumhari toh!!!! Meine vrat nahi rakha hota na, toh tumhein batati.
Karan- Main toh kitna dar gaya!?! *dramatically*
Monami rolls her eyes- Waise you know jab main choti thi, tab mumma aur main ek park mein jate the. Uss park mein bohot saare types ke rides the, but mujhe na sirf ek hi ride pasand aata tha. Woh tha swing. Point yeh tha ki jab mujhe mumma dakkha deti thi, toh mein updar rise karti thi. Kitna realistic tha. Humare parents humein humare comfort zone se bahar push karte hain jisse ki hum aasman matlab humare dreams tak pohonch sake....
Monami ki bakar bakar, sorry, morals class continue rahi, Karan se yeh torture bardash nahi huya and woh eventually so gaya. Readers, aap log toh jage huye hai na?
Monami- Yeh mera shoulder achanak se itna bhaari kyun ho gaya?
She looks at her side to see Karan peacefully sleeping on her shoulder.
Monami realised what she had been blabbering.
Monami- Oof! Yeh vrat ne mera dimaag thoda ghuma diya hai. Bechare ko complete bore kar diya meine!
Karan's phone rings. Since Karan was sleeping, Monami picks up the phone. It was Baby's video call.
Monami- Hi Baby!
Baby- Hello Monami! Tumhare paas chachu ka phone kaise aya?
Monami- Baby woh aapke chachu so rahe hain.
She tilts the camera towards Karan.
Baby- Ooh, okay. Phir main aapse hi baat kar leti hoon. Aap itne tired kyun lag rahe ho?
Monami- Baby, woh meine vrat rakha hai na. No food. No water.
Baby- Par woh vrat toh married women rakhti hai na? Karwachauth pe apni husband ke liye and ahoi ashtmi par apne bacche ke liye!
Monami's eyes widen seeing the child knowing so much as such a young age at which the only thing they knew was in which pocket did they keep a lollipop and in which pocket did they keep the chillad (coins).
As if mind-reading, Baby replied.
Baby- Mumma ne bataya.
Monami- Ooohh, accha. Actually, main aur aapke chachu ek mission par ayein hai. Uss mission par humein husband wife ki tarah act karna hai. Isiliye hum yeh sabh kar rahe hain.
Baby- Sirf mission ke liye? Aur koi reason nahi hai??
Baby bani MoRan ki love story ki cupid 2.O
Monami looks at baby with suspicious eyes.
Baby- Nahi matlab, kya aap chachu ko trust karti ho? unke liye care karti ho? Unke aate hi dil mein ghantiyan bajti hain? Aur sab kuch magical sa lagta hai? stupid stupid se behavior ban jata hai?
Monami- TUM BACCHI HO?? ARE YOU SURE? MUJHE TUMHARA BIRTH CERITIFICATE DEKHNA HAI!?!
Baby- Chachu ke phone mein hai, dekh lena. Abhi mujhe homework karna hai. Bye!!
Saying so she cut the call.
Monami *to herself*- Baatein toh sahi boli usnein. *dreamily*
Monami's brain- Oye stupid!! Pagla gayi hai kya!?! Tu trust ki baat karti hai? Darwaza lock karne ke baad bhi tu handle kheench ke dekhti hai ki woh band huya hai ki nahi. Trust toh bohot door ki baat hai!!
Monami's dil- Abey idiot!! Aaj tak tune kabhi Karan ko notice, nahi nahi, tadne ka mauka choda hai?? Arey, uske aate hi dil mein love ka siren bajta hai!! Uska message aata hai nahi, tere ungliyan automatically chalne lagti hain!!
Monami's brain- Urgh!! Tum message seen karne ki baat kar rahe ho? Hum toh exam paper mein bhi question ko seen karke chod dete hain!! Khadoos Shergill konsi badi baat hai??
Monami was lost in the argument she was having with herself.
Karan- MONAMI!!!!!! TUM ZINDA HO!?!?!!
Monami jerks and comes back to her senses.
Monami- Huh? haan!?!?
Karan- KAHAN KHO GAYI THI?? KYA SOCH RAHI THI??
Monami- Tumhare baare mein soch rahi thi... *in flow*
Karan- Huh?
Monami- Ab uh umm mera matlab ki yeh fast kab tod sakti hongi mein, woh soch rahi thi.
Karan- Oh accha. Thodi der aur, phir vrat tod sakti ho. Ab chalein?
Monami- Uh haan, let's go.
They get up to leave when the see the six standing with their arms crossed in front of their chest. A mischievous smile of their faces.
Faizi- Garden mein akele akele *ahem ahem*
Sid- Kandhon par sar rakh kar meethi meethi batein....
Sanju- Pon Pon ki awaz dil mein 100 ki volume par?!!?!
Monami- SHUT UP!! Tum logon se bachne ke liye aye the yahan!
Koel- Aur yahan aakar bhi romance huh???
Karan gives his signature haunted glare to everyone.
Everyone gulps knowing what Karan can do and then run away.
In Bala and Chitra's room
Chitra- Urgghhh!
Koel- Bhook?
Chitra- Nahi!!
Monami- Phir?
Chitra- Main itne time se #skin care kar rahi hoon.... but #skin doesn't care!!! Acne aur dark circles jaate hi nahi hain!?!?
Sanju- Ho gayo tumharo?? Jab dekho makeup, kapde aur baaki saari faltu cheezon mein uljhi rehti ho!!
Sid *dreamily*- Exactly!! Natural beauty!!!
Everyone looks at him with a poker face.
Bala- Koi yahan shaanti rakh sakta hai? Jab dekho chabar chabar!!
Everyone looks at him with wide eyes.
Monami goes near him and does a knock knock gesture in front of his chest.
Monami- Knock Knock, Karan? Tum ho andar??
Everyone laughs.
Bala- DR DIDIIIIIII!!!?!?!?!
Monami- Sorry sorry. Matlab, tum aisi baatein kyun kar rahe ho??
Bala- KAVYA KI ENGAGEMENT HO CHUKI HAIIIII!!! *cries*
Karan- What??
Everyone gives a shocked and empathetic reaction.
Bala- hmm.
Sid- Brooo!! Koi nahi, lagta hai universe bhi yahi chahta hai ki
Bala- Main akela rahoon?
Chitra- Ki tumne koi better mil jaye? #be optimistic!!
Just then Chitra's phone rings. Video call.
Chitra- #Hello, mumma?
Chitra' mom- Oye, teri behen ki engagement ki ring kon choose karega? Tera baap?
Chitra- Nahi, aap #papa ka #gussa mujhpe kyun utar rahe ho?
Everyone facepalms.
Chitra's mom- Hai bhagwan!! Tera kya hoga!!
Chitra- #Shaadi *dreamily*
Chitra's mom- Aisi harkatein karegi toh ek bhi ladka nahi milne wala!! Pehle kuch saari vaari pehen!
Chitra- Mumma!!! #Saari is not my #thing!
Chitra's mom- Ab tu mujhse zaban ladha rahi hai??
Chitra- Mumma that's how a #converstation works. Do log #zaban se speak karte hain??
Chitra- Ooofff!! Tera sach mein kuch nahi ho sakta. Tu training par hi dhyaan dede!! Bye.
Chitra- #Byeee!!
Everyone- Bohot badiya!! Kaam se bachna koi isse seekhe!
Chitra- Oh #arey arey #thank you! #Graduations kar rakhi hai meine issmein! *proudly*
Bala- Karan sirji ke saamne bhool jati ho?
Chitra- Unhone #kaam karwane mein #PhD kar rakhi hai na!!
Everyone laughs out while Karan shakes his head is disappointment.
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I know bohot short hai, but better than nothing right??
How was it though? Hopefully boring nahi tha 😅
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Byeee!!!
AS_198 Signing off!!