Heeyyy Guysss!!
I know meine kaha tha that there will be an epilogue for TD series but, sorry!!!
New series!! So the plot is:
Col. Batra got an information that there are some officers in another academy, Sarvagya Academy. The officers took money from the victims and even got bribed multiple times. So basically, they were greedy. However, there was no proper evidence against them. The officers were also of high posts. They were senior to all the SPL Agents and SAFs. In the same academy, there were also many officers who were innocent and honest. The mission was to find out evidence against the corrupt officers, and get them behind the bars. Since this mission was not official, they had to go undercover.
Col. Batra has asked all the SAFs, SPL Agents to report to his cabin on immediate effect. The time was 3 30am.
(NOTE: No one other than Sid has realised their love.)
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Col. Batra- Good Morning Everyone.
Bala *still sleepy*- Kyaa good hai iss morning mein?
Washroom mein bulb nahi chal raha, raat ko washroom bhi dar dar ke jaana padhta hai upar se Sid bro ki toh completely phat jati hai woh mera haath pakad ke andar tak jaate hain,
Karan sir ka torture chalta rehta hai,
Kavya impress ho nahi rahi hai,
Sumanji ke pati Rajeshji aur Sumanji ki bakkar bakkar khatam nahi hoti,
Chitra ke hashtag ne dimaag ki kichdi bana rakhi hai,
Premji ka dhoomtananana sunte sunte sunne ki shamta kam ho gayi hai,
Koel didi ki gulaami kar kar se pareshan ho gaya hoon kabhi yeh utha do kabhi woh utha do yeh padko woh karo,
Monami didi ke "hoo man anatola ji" (human anthology) ki bakar bakar sun sun ke kaano se khoon nikal raha hai,
Faizi sir ki flirting khatam hoti nahi hai jab dekho Koel didi ke peeche padhe rehte hain,
Sanju madam ne mujhe apna boxing bag samajh rakha hai, jab dekho koot deti hain!! ZINDAGI JHAND HO GAYI HAI BY GOD!!
Sab ki neend khul jaati hai.
Col. Batra- Ho gaya? Kar di apni problems list?? Boloon mein kuch? Already shaadi ke baad mrs. Batra ne jeena mushkil kar rakha hai Jab dekho khud hi bolti rehti hain poore din ab tum bhi yahan par bakar bakar karlo!!!
Mrs. Batra comes from behind- Accha, sacchhhiiiii???
Col. Batra gulps.
Col. Batra- Main-main EK MINUTE! tum kahan se aayi??
Mrs. Batra- Aasman se tapak kar aa gayi mein!!
Col. Batra- Kya baat hai abhi tak monsoon ki barish hi ek aafat thi ab tum bhi!?!?!
Mrs. Batra- Aapki toh!!!
She pulls out Karan's service revolver, loads it and points it on Col. Batra
Karan- MADAMMMM!!!! please, woh meri service revolver hai, woh agar chal gayi toh jail mein main jaaonga!! Ab chahe, toh apni maan ki tamanna Faizi ki revolver se poori kar lijiye!! Please didiiiii!!!
Faizi- Oyee, saale!! Paap chadega tujhe!! Nahi nahi!! Humari nahi! Sanju ka le lo!! Abhi tak toh meri shaadi bhi nahi huyi hai!!
Karan- Hogi bhi nahi. Apni haalat dekh, ek girlfriend aati nahi hai tu do aur ladkiyon ke saath flirt karna shuru kar deta hai!!
Sanju- Na na!! Sirji aisa maat karo Faizi sirji!! Meri revolver na lo!!
Mrs. Batra- SHUT UP!!! CHUP!! ZIP IT!! KEEP QUIET!!! EK SHABD NAHI!! PIN DROP SILENCE!!
Monami- Nahi nahi, uss dialogue ka copyright Karan ke paas hai!!
Everyone glares at her.
Monami- Sorry sorry! Continue!!
Col. Batra- Kya continue?? Murder kar degi yeh mera!! Mrs. Batra maaf kar dijiye mujhe!! Boho tbadi bhool ho gayi!!!
Mrs. Batra- Thik hai thik hai. Bas bas, abhi bolo sabka jeena haram ki kyu kar rakha hai!!
Col. Batra- Hain??
Mrs. Batra- Mera matlab sabko yahan ikattha kyun kiya hai. Woh bhi 3 30 am ko!!!
Faizi- Sir 3-4 baje tak bhoot bohot ghoomte hain, kal subhah baat karte hain na please.
Karan- Faizi mein na tujhe tere bhoot ke saath bathroom mein band kar doonga!! Phir rote rahiyo!!
Faizi gulps.
Koel *mumbles to herself*- Par mein toh female hoon, already itni baar batameezon he tarah gents wahroom mein ghus chuki hoon, ek washroom mein band nahi hona!
Col. Batra explains the whole mission to all.
Karan- Sir toh plan mein banaon? Actually meine kuch soch liya hai, so plan ye hai ki hum log group mein divide.....
Col. Batra- Karan!!! Poori baat suno!
Karan- Sorry sir.
Col. Batra- So actually problem yeh hai ki wahan sirf SPL Agents jaa sakte hain. Koi proof nahi hai so you all will have to go undercover. Ab Agents toh milne jaa sakte hain, train karne jaa sakte hain and so on. Lekin recruits nahi jaa sakte.
Chitra- Toh #humein kyun jagaya?? #hum sone jayein? #bohot neend aa rahi hai!! #bohot thak gaye.
Col. Batra- Karan, yeh hai tumhari team!!!
Karan- Sorry sir. *to recruits (in a cold, rough and professional tone)* EVERYONE, ATTENTION!!
Everyone stepped back scared at the sudden change in demeanor and tone.
Col. Batra- Thank you. Okay, so plan yeh hai ki teen agents jayenge, lekin 3 recruits unke saath bhi jayenge. Baaki ke 4 recruits back up ke liye rahenge. 2 iss academy se IT help denge and 2 recruits Sarvagya Academy se mission mein help karenge. Clear?
Monami- No, not clear sir. Trainer udhar jayenge, woh clear hai. 2 recruits yahan se IT help denge, woh clear hai. Baaki 5 recruits ka samjh nahi aya!
Mrs. Batra- Simple hai. Basically, since teen trainers casually jaa rahe hain, unki family bhi wahan jaa sakti hai. So Karan ke saath Monami jayegi, Faizi ke saath Koel jayegi and Sanju ke saath Sid jayega.
Monami, Sid and Koel- Hum hi kyun??
Col. Batra- Kyunki aap top three recruits hain.
Sid- But hum inke saath jayenge kaise?? I mean family?? Mana hum family ki tarah rehte hain but hain toh friends hi na!!
Col. Batra- Married Couples banke jaonge!
*lightening*
*thunder*
*bhookamp*
*screams*
*everyone falls*
*dhoomtanananana*
Monami- S-s-sir maana ki hum apne kaam ko lekar bohot serious hain lekin mission complete karne ke liye hum shaadi karein??
Mrs. Batra- Ufffo!! Nahi, as in jhoot moot mein. Acting karni hai.
Everyone stabilizes.
Koel- Oh accha waise. Okay sir.
Col. Batra- Baaki ke 2 recruits chup chup kar kaise bhi karke andar ghusenge, clear?
Everyone- Yes sir!
Col. Batra- baaki ke two recruits kon jayenge aap decide kijiye.
Karan- Bala and Chitra jayenge.
Col. Batra- And kaise?
Karan- Jaise hum jaa rahe hain, bas fiancé banke.
Bala and Chitra- WHAT??!!?!
Col. Batra- Clearly batao.
Karan- Sir, Bala ko hum Sid ka brother bana dete hain. Waise bhi yeh bros toh hain hi. Iss hi bahane hum log thoda bargaining and all karke inn dono ko bhi andar le lenge. Aap uski tension mat lijiye.
Col. Batra- Okay, good. 600 hours tak saare trainers, Monami, Sid, Koel, Bala and Chitra Academy ke door par ready hone chahiye. 700 tak Sarvagya academy tak pohonch jana hai, clear?
Everyone- Yes sir!
Col. Batra- Good, sab packing karlo and mission ka base plan bana lo. Copy that.
Everyone- Yes sir!
Col. Batra- the meeting is dismissed. Thank you.
Everyone leaves the cabin.
In Karan's room.
Everyone assembles there.
Karan- Okay, so roughly. Monami meri wife banke yani Dr. Monami Karan Shergill banke Sarwagya academy mein jayegi. Sid Sanju ka husband banke academy jayega. Koel Faizi ki wife yani Mrs. Koel Faiziuddin Siddiqui banke jayegi. Bala Mr. Bala Ganju bankar jayega. Chitra Bala ki fiancé banke jayegi. Sumanji and Premji yahan se humare kapdo par lage spy cameras and microphones ko handle karenge. Saare log Bluetooth se connected honge. Copy that!
Everyone- Yes sir!
Karan- Wahan jaakar, hum log festivals ke bahane function karwayenge. Phir humein bahana mil jayega wahan ghoomne ka and sabke saath milne ka. Saare suspicious logon par hum nazar rakhenge and cameras attach kar denge. Clear?
Monami- Konsa festival?
Sid- Karwachauth. 24th Oct 2021. Karwachauth hai iss din. Uska bahan laga sakte hain!! Waise bhi sab couple banke hi jaa rahe hain!
Faizi- Good idea.
Karan- Okay. So ab packing and all karein?
Everyone- Yes sir!!
At 6am.
Col. Batra- All the best!
Karan and the rest team- Thank you sir!
Mrs. Batra- Mission channi successful hoga!!
Sanju- Channi?? Matlab jisse malai dhoodh se chaante hain?
Mrs. Batra- Haan.
Koel- Iska mission ke naam se kya lena dena?
Mrs. Batra- Arey tum log saare officers and agents mein se corrupt officers ko chanoge na!!
Bala- Baap re, aapka IQ level toh upar wala hi jaane!!
Mrs. Batra- Mein hoon hi itni acchi!!
Everyone shakes their head and then leaves.
Mrs. Batra- Inn kankadon mein heera hoon main!!! Huh!!
Saying so she too leaves with full attitude and tashan.
At the Sarwagya Academy
Officer Rohan- Hello Karan, nice to meet you!! Tu bhi apne bhai jaisa hi lag raha hai!!! Col. Batra ne bataya ki tu aur baaki sab bhi aane wale hain!!
Karan- Thank you Sir.
Officer Eesha- Arrey Karan aur Faizi, humein humari bhabiyon se nahi milwaoge?? *teasing*
Monami- Hello sir and maam, I am Dr. Monami Ma
Sid harshly squeezes Monami's hand.
Monami- Dr. Monami Karan Shergill.
Everyone sigh in relief.
Officer Ranveer- And Faizi ki kon hai?
Koel steps forward- Uh Hello, I am Koel...
Agey woh Faizi ka poora naam hi bhool jaati hai 🤣 Faizi peeche se lip synch karke samjhata hai.
Koel- Mrs. Koel Faizurin Siddiqui
Officer Ranveer- Huh?? Faizurin kon?
Koel realises her mistake- Uh mera matlab Koel Faizuddin Siddiqui. Woh galti se nam slip ho gaya.
Officer Ranveer laughs- Naam hi aisa hai, hota hai.
All the three officer- Hello Monami and Koel!
Sumanji through microphone- Oye nakchadi!! Tera kuch nahi ho sakta!!! Kuch bhi nahi!! Faizuddin ka Faizurin kar diya buddhu!
Koel- SHUT UP!!
All the officers look at Koel with questioning eyes.
Koel- Uh nahi woh mein uhm woh toh uh....
Officer Rohan- Woh toh?
Faizi- Pagalpan ka daura!!!
Everyone looks at his questioning.
Faizi- Woh actually Koel thodi mentally unstable hai. Uska treatment bhi chal raha hai, beech beech mein kuch bhi bol dena ek side effect hai uss treatment ka. Thodi alien jaise behave karti hai, kuch bhi kabhi bhi bol deti hai, you know thodi crack types.
The officers look at Koel with sympathy. Koel was throwing death glares to Faizi. Rest were controlling their laughter.
Officer Eesha- Oh sorry, take kar Koel.
Koel *fake smile*- Thank you!
Officer Shravin enters.
Officer Shravin- Hello guys, yeh loh. Aapke charon rooms ki keys.
Bala- Par hum toh 8 hain.
Officer Shravin- Couples ho na? Ek hi kamre mein rahoge right??
BGM: LAG GAYIIIII!!!!! (Maddam sir fans, yeh aapke liye!)
Karan- Uh, right. Of course.
Karan, Faizi, Sanju and Bala take the keys and go towards their rooms.
While going towards the rooms.
Chitra- #now what? Ab toh bura wala phas gaye.
Karan- Ab kuch nahi kar sakte, kaise bhi karke yeh mission khatam karna hoga. Sab samaan unpack karo and mess mein milon. Wahan inhein Karwachauth ka plan bata denge. And mission "Channi" ko continue karenge.
Faizi- Okay great!! Par humein toh iss mission ko accomplish karne ke liye 2 raat 3 din maz lag jayenge! After all Karwa chauth par toh sirf suspects pata laga sakte hain na! Corrupt officers ka pata lagane ke liye time toh lagega!
Karan- Hmm right, ab sabko kaise sona hai. Woh aapas mein decide karlo!
Monami- Ek kaam karte hain, ek raat ek banda sofe par aur ek banda bed par so jayega and then gale raat woh switch kar lenge, what say?
Sid- Nahi bro, sofa bohot small hai. Kaafi uncomfortable hoga. Isse accha hai zameen par so jate hain!
Chitra- #no. Zameen par nahi!! too unhygienic!
Bala- Agar koi raat ko kamre mein aa gaya toh?
Sanju- Na baat mein toh dum hai iss Bala ki!!
Sumanji- Ek saath bed par sojao phir!!
Monami- Arey kuch toh soch samajh kar boliye Sumanji, aise thodi na kisi ke saath bhi ek bed par raat ko so sakte hain!
Karan- What do you mean by "kisi bhi"?? You don't trust me or what?
Monami- Uff Karan!! Baat trust ki nahi hai, values ki hai!
Karan- Toh woh bolo.
Sid- Toh ab kya karein?
Sanju- Na mujhe toh Koi raasta na dikh raho!! Ab takhiya laga lenge beech mein aur soo jayenge, usse zyada abhi ke liye toh sanskaar thookne hongo!!
Sid- Takhiya? And thookne honge??
Faizi- Takhiya matlab pillow and thookne honge as in abhi ke liye adjust karna padega.
Koel- Toh phir pillows laga kar hi sote hain then!
Bala- Kavya se pyaar kiya aur so Chitra ke saath raha hoon!
Karan- Oye aashiq, chup kar! Mission par hain. Khush reh sirf fiancé ban ne ka naatak karna padh raha hai. Humein toh kiss bhi karna padhta hai, woh bhi criminal ki daughter, wife aur sister ko. Sach ka patah lagane ke liye!
Monami- TUMNE KISI KO KISS KIYA??
Karan- Nahi meine nahi kiya but karna padhta hai kuch logon ko. Tumhein itni mirchi kyun lag rahi hai?
Monami- Uh woh matlab Karan Shergill kisi ko kiss kare aur pyaar se baat kare, woh toh world ka 9th wonder hai na isiliye bola.
Karan rolls his eyes and leaves for the room. Monami sighs and follows his like a lost puppy.
Rest laugh at their antics and then leave for their rooms.
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