we open to see a drawn version of smg4, his USB and the castle in the background, an we hear smg4 narrating
smg4: a long time ago, i was sent to this world in a USB pod
the page changes to show smg4, looking at a detective board with the words "who am i?" above it
smg4: not remembering anything about who i am, i searched for answers
we then see smg1 and 2
smg4: throughout my adventures i made a huge discovery: the existence of an smg1 and an smg2
we then see smg4 on the bottom left with his USB on the top left, smg3 on the bottom right with his USB on the top right, and smg1 and 2 in the bottom center with a blacked out USB with question marks around it on the top center
smg4: they supposedly arrived here in their own USB
we then see smg1 and 2 holding smg3's USB
smg4: before sacrificing themselves they gave one last request
we then see smg2 and hear smg2's voice
smg2: we have a guardian pod too! find it! it'll explain everything!!!!
we then zoom out to see it was a presentation
smg4: so now... i have to find 1 and 2's USB
we then see mario was the only one there watching
mario: the hell you talking 'bout boy
smg4 then facepalms
smg4: UGH. ANYWAY we have no idea where their USB is... but we know where mine is!
mario: mexico
mario the gains a Mexican hat which smg4 slaps off
smg4: what? no! the dark web! dont you remember? we pushed it down there years ago!
mario: okie dokie so lets go get it dumbass
smg4: we'll need a degenerate who spends their time on the dark web to guide us
then the office chair behind him swivels around revealing bob
bob: oi you what mate
smg4 launches at him, and jumps up
smg4: bob! you're completely useless to society! PERFECT! you can help us!
bob: wow, first of all fuck you, secondly hell yeah, the dark web is where all the bitches are at, like my favorite dark web streamer, we then pulls out his ipad showing smg4 and mario a video of someone stepping on butter, thus causing smg4 to throw up
mario: mario's dick feels funny
bob: dumbasses on the dark web encrypt the good shit though, we need a hacker so i can get my feet pics
(this was painful to write)
everyone then looks at melony to see her playing with children's toys, feeling eyes on her, she looks to see smg4 and mario smirking at her while bob had expanded, bob then gets really close to her
bob: hey melony wanna go somewhere super cool?
melony: yay
(Y/N): not gonna happen
bob turns to see him and axol sitting on the sofa, axol looking at the TV, (Y/N) inspecting his pistol
bob: what?
axol: if melony sees any of the crap on the dark web... she's gonna be traumatized and freeze up!
(Y/N): besides i ain't letting her go anywhere that may be harmful for her
smg4: what? but she literally has the powers of a god
(Y/N): yeah but she has the innocents of a 5 year old
they then see her playing with her toys, she hears this and gets uo
melony: no, have confidence
mario then spooks her while wearing a masks, this causes her to freeze up
melony: no confidence
melony then falls over, (Y/N) then grabs the remote axol is holding and throws it at mario, hitting him in the forehead and knocking him over
bob: oh hell nah, i ain't looking after a toddler man
in a split second (Y/N) cocked his pistol and aimed it at bob
(Y/N): say that again
bob: um
smg4: WE NEED HER GUYS!
(Y/N) then looks to see axol looking at him expectantly, (Y/N) sighed putting his pistol
(Y/N): i'll look after her, axol
(Y/N) then got off the couch to look for a backpack, while axol knew what he was asking made some hand gestures
axol: CHONKU NO JITSU
this caused melony to change
melony then looked at axol, (Y/N) came back with a back pack, unzipping it he put melony in the back pack without re-zipping it, melony fell asleep easily, (Y/N) then put then backpack on his back
(Y/N): this should keep her safe
mario: SIMP!!
(Y/N) responded with a punch sending mario to the other side of the room
(Y/N): axol you coming?
axol: yeah why not
we then find the crew in a city in the dark web
dark web guy: hey kids you want some drugs
dark web kids: yes
dark web mr crabs: yar spongebob my stomach has ruptured and me organs are dissolving ah-
a few minutes later the crew arrive at a VPN sale
(Y/N): this place is weird bob
axol: where are we even going?
bob: we need a VPN, that'l take us right to the goods
mario: whats a VPN?
bob: why im glad you asked, this video is sponsored by bob VPN, surf the internet safely with-
he is cut of from sponsoring his own VPN by smg4 throwing something at him
smg4: VPN's are basically safe passages through the dark web without anyone detecting us
bob jumps on top of a VPN while smg4 walks towards a sign
bob: we need a hacker to operate it, melony your up
smg4: dont we need to... pay to use this?
(Y/N) then shoots the sign 2 million dollars
(Y/N): not anymore
everyone jumps on the VPN with (Y/N) closer to the computer as he has melony, (Y/N) puts the backpack down letting melony jump out, she turned back to her ordinary form and started hacking, the owner of the VPN sale spotted them
VPN: hey! hey! what are you doing?! what are you doing?!
he then pulled out a rocket launcher but before he could fire, (Y/N) pulled out his pistol and shot him threw the skull, the VPN then flew into the cyber tunnel, later in the cyber tunnel we see melony still hacking with axol and (Y/N) on guard
smg4: how much longer 'till we get there bob?
bob is watching his favorite dark web streamer
bob: almost there
a screen then rises behind mario
smg4: OH ON! IT'S THE DARK WEB TRYING TO CONNECT TO OUR VPN!!
melony then looks at the screen behind mario, but luckily (Y/N) covered her eyes before the screen could show her anything
(Y/N): dont look at it
smg4: MY EYES!
mario was bleaching his eyes
bob: i dont know what this is but... it's kinda hot
melony got back to hacking, when the VPN started shacking
smg4: oh no... we hit a dark web onion dump
(Y/N): a dark web what?
a hole opened in the roof of the cyber tunnel and onions fell out, some landed on the VPN and changed into dark web creatures
axol: IF MELONY GETS SCARRED BY ANY OF THESE CREATURES... THIS WHOLE SHIPS GOING DOWN!
mario, smg4 and bob:
tails doll tried getting to melony, she looked but bob hid the tails doll behind him dancing, this caused melony to laugh and continue hacking, a giant wario head tried to charge at melony but mario tackled it out the air, (Y/N) was a human spongebob, spongebob was flexing but stopped as (Y/N)'s sword was impaled into his eye, (Y/N) then pulled out his sword and kicked spongebob away, axol and smg4 were facing a chibby version of scp-173, axol and smg4 started laughing but the scp started attacking smg4 causing melony to look, thinking quickly axol put on some music
axol: aw their in love
melony: aaaw
melony then got back to typing, axol kicked the scp off smg4, we then see bob kick tails doll away
bob: man these guys suck at this
bob then heard his favorite black live streamer, he looked to see her indicating him to go towards her
bob: screw this your on your own melony, show me them toe's baby
bob then jumped away, allowing a bloodied teletubbie to walk up to her, she looked to see the teletubbie
teletubbie: hi there
this causes melony to scream, freeze up and start shaking, (Y/N) looks to see the teletubbie dancing, he quickly kicks him away, and runs to melony
(Y/N): OH NO! MELONY!
the VPN begins to shake
smg4: we gotta snap melony out of it! if she cant hack this terminal; were screwed
mario grabs the TV and puts it on the scp's face, he draws a face on the TV and shows it to her
mario: look melony! its mr monitor!
this does not do a single thing
(Y/N): NOT HELPING!!! come on on melony
smg4: WE ARE LITERALLY ABOUT TO DIE!
(Y/N) then brings melony into a hug
(Y/N): it's okay melony, im here, everything's going to be okay
he say this while he gives the dark web creatures a glare that could make body builders cry, this brings melony back to reality, and she hugs back
(Y/N): welcome back
melony then presses a button on the keyboard as she continues to hug (Y/N), they then arrive to where the USB, everyone gets off the VPN with melony back in the backpack on (Y/N)'s back
smg4: there it is... my USB
mario: let me handle this
mario then went up tho the USB, the USB scanned him before letting out a buzz, mario then banged on the USB multiple times, the USB replied by opening a door containing a gun, the gun aimed at mario and fired, mario then walked toward smg4 without a head
mario: well that sucks
meanwhile axol and (Y/N) were having a conversation
axol: hey where's shadow?
(Y/N): oh he's searching and getting used to the TARDIS
axol: i thought he wasn't able to stay out of your body for long periods of time
(Y/N): that was the case but ever since smg4's 10 year anniversary he gained a physical body, but he prefers to be my shadow so we dont get sperated again
their attention was brought were smg4 opened the USB
mario: the hell did you just do?
smg4: i dunno... i cant believe that worked
the inner door opened to find a entire library leaving everyone other then (Y/N) surprised
axol: there's an entire library in a USB?
(Y/N): well there's one in my tardis
mario: oh that's gay
smg4 went over to a book shelves
smg4: these books are... files?
(Y/N): okay that's not the same for me
smg4: pressed one and a slowpoke appeared
axol then opened a twitter file, then a twitter bird appeared from the file
axol: aw how cute
bird: the fuck you say to me you little shit!
axol: okay maybe not
mario opened a windows file, a update a appeared, mario pressed dismiss, another update appeared, mario pressed dismiss, updates started rapidly appearing, making mario spam dismiss
mario: i hate 'em! i hate these stupid updates!
a windows logo then appeared behind mario holding an AK-47
windows:
mario then throws the file at the windows logo
(Y/N): hold on, if this is the same as the tardis, the the console room should be...
he then looked down a hallway and saw the console room
(Y/N): guys over here
then everyone else went into the console room, mario walked up to the console
mario: i got this
mario looked at the controls
mario: this is big brain time
he then starts crawling on the controls, somehow beginning the memory playback, when smg4 comes out the memory playback he yells
smg4: I KNOW WHERE SMG1 AND SMG2'S USB IS!
mario: im a
smg4: now we're one step closer to solving this mystery
(Y/N): this trip went smoother then expected
mario: yeah, surprisingly no one died
smg4 then notices that bob is not there with them
smg4: hey are we missing someone?
with bob he is back where they fought zero
bob: butter birdo where did you go?
he then notices smg3's USB
bob: oh yeah i found the USB! bob's the best! oh yeah baby! see guys that was easy
he then notices that he is the only one there
bob: guys? where the hell did you go?
smg3's USB's glow changes from green to red making bob turn around to see the screen on the USB saying "antivirus licence expired"
bob: what licence expired? screw that i ain't paying for that crap
he then gets a notification, bob turns around to read it, while reading a floating eye comes out from behind the USB, bob starts walking away with the eye fallowing him, the eye then looks at the screen as it fades to black
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we then hear zero's voice
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zero: witness
(i hope your enjoying the story so far)