Whoooooo wants to die tonight???
🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
This feels like the moment where we all grab pitchforks and torches and go after whoever is creating all these fucking ships.
I just-
*sigh*
W H Y
Let's get the obvious out of the way: JIM IS FIFTEEN.
AND JOHN SILVER IS... MUCH OLDER.
Not only that, but wasn't the whole point of the fucking movie that they had a Father/Son relationship? Isn't that kind of really creepy?
But you know what? Sure. Whatever. I'm used to seeing ships like this. It's not a surprise anymore!
Life is an unimaginable horror and death is our salvation! You know how I cope with these ships? Banging my head against a wall. It helps... a bit.
Like their father/son relationship was the best part of that movie, WHY WOULD YOU WANNA RUIN THAT???
And even if Jim was an adult with the ability to consent, I would still hate this.
Think of it in terms of Brooklyn 99. Holt is Jake's mentor and the show constantly makes jokes about how Jake wants Holt to be his dad. If someone started shipping them, we'd all be very concerned.
I just-
No❤️
-10000000000000/10
this ship is just- ew