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Ab aate hain shaadi par, So welcome to the 2nd Marriage- SidSa (order shuffle kar diya hai)!!
Sid's side: Karan, Faizi, Mrs. Batra, Monami, Chitra, Mr. Ganju, Dr. Mahajan, Bhabhi, Col. Batra
Sanju's side: Mr. Dubey, Koel, Sumanji, Rajeshji, Bala, Kavya, Premji, Mataji,
Note- there are many guests. It's a big marriage function.
Happy Reading!!
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At the boy's side
Karan- Aaahhh, aaj meri baari hai!! Kal ka poora badla loonga!!!
Sid gulps.
Sid- Mere pyaare, masoom, acche, kind, handsome nahi nahi woh toh Monu bolegi, jijuuuuu. Ab aap apne saale ke saath aise atyachar karenge?? Brooo!!!
Karan- Abbey Saale! Abhi tak toh shuru bhi nahi kiya aur teri nautanki chalu ho gayi!!
Monami- Uff!! Yeh sab baad mein karna! Abhi bohot saari taiyaari karni hai. Bohot guests guests ayenge, bohot saari cheezein hain!! Please abhi baad mein lad lena!!
Chitra- #Monami is right! Bohot saari preparations hain!!
Sid- Thank god!!
Faizi- Bete lal, koi baat nahi! Kabhi main reh loonga, kabhi Karan reh lega toh kabhi hum dono reh lenge! After all, aaj tu Sanju se bhi toh nahi mil sakta!!
Sid makes a grumpy face. Karan and Faizi do a high-five.
Mr. Ganju- Tune finally ek dhang ka kaam kiya hai!! Ab mere ghar par Laxmi, Parwati,
Sid- Durga ji, Saraswati, Mata Kali, Tulsi, Sita, Ganga ji,
Karan- Kya ho raha hai yahan par?
Sid- Main toh daddyji ki madat kar raha tha, ab Sanju ayegi, toh yeh saare goddesses bhi ayengi. Right daddyji?
Mr. Ganju- Pehli baar kuch sahi kaha hai tune!
Sid- Arrey meri shaadi ke din toh mujhe zaleel mat karo!!
Dr. Mahajan- Accha Accha thik hai. Aaj ke din toh tu khush ho hi le!!
Sid- Unclejiiii, you're too good!!
Karan- Ab kamre mein jaa.
Sid- Kyun?
Karan- Bete lal!!!, tu aaj Sanju se nahi mil sakta naaaaa..... *teasing*
Sid- Haan haan thik hai, jaa raha hoon.
Mrs. Batra enters with 7 boxes of moti choor ke laddu and a thali.
Mrs. Batra *while doing the arti*- Mera bachaaaaaa, aaj tu finally bahu la hi raha hai. Yeh leh, ab mooh meetha kar.
Col. Batra- Ho gayin yeh shuru!
Mrs. Batra- Aaj mere bacche ki shaadi hai, warna batati aapko!! Kud ki shaadi mein toh karwe karele jaisi shakal bana kar aaye the!!
Col. Batra- Toh aur kaisi shakal banakar aata? Ladki bhi toh waisi hi thi!!
Mrs. Batra- Hawww!!! Agar ladkiyon ko ladkon ki shakal dikha dete shaadi se pehle toh aadhe se zyada ladke kware (single) hote India mein!!
Col. Batra- Excuse me? Mein handsome hoon!! Aur aapne meri shakal dekhi thi shaadi se pehle!!
Mrs. Batra- Main asli roop ki baat kar rahi hoon!! Uss time par toh aap ekdum sweet the aur ab!!
Col. Batra- Doosre bande par bhi toh depend karta hai!!
Mrs. Batra- Aap toh rehne hi dijiye, aap...
Karan- ENOUGH!! SILENCE.
The two shut up. After 5 minutes.
Col. Batra- Karan, tumne mujhe order diya??
Karan- Nahi sir, woh aap logon ki ladayi jab tak poori hoti tab tak the mere, Sid aur Faizi ke bacche bhi ho chuke hote! In fact, woh bacchon ke bhi girlfriend boyfriend ho chuke hote... Isiliye aise bola. Sorry sir.
Everyone nods in understanding.
Sid- 7 boxes?!?!
Mrs. Batra- Haan, aur nahi toh kya!!
Sid- Phir toh mujhe sherwani fit aane se rahi. Arey Sanju ke saamne helium gas balloon lagoonga Mummyji!!!
Karan- Waise bhi konsa tu koi hero lagta hai? Pichka huya mango hi algta hai. Kuch kha le toh shayad thoda thik lage!
Monu lightly slaps his arm.
Monu- Karan!! Sid, tu khaale, waise bhi apne shaadi pe khana nahi kha pate. Doosre hi khana thoos lete hain. Jinki shaadi huyi hai unhein nahi milta kuch bhi khaane ke liye!!
Faizi- Point hai uski baat mein. Khale Sid.
Sid- Sanju ke liye anything!!! *dreamily*
Sid takes the box and starts munching on the ladoos and goes towards his room.
Chitra- #preparations!! #guests!! #barat!! #music!! #clothes!! #gifts!! #shaguns!! #too much work!!
Karan- Kya zaroorat thi itne saare guests ko COVID ke time par bulane ki??
Monami- Exactly, ab kitna zyada risk hoga. Sid ke side se toh hum hi hain lekin Sanju ke side se toh poora village aa raha hai!! Almost 100 people in total!!
Dr. Mahajan- 100 people in total hain. Socho humare time par almost 10000 guests hua karte the!!! Aur kuch log toh aise hi khana thoosne ke liye shaadi mein aa jaate the!! Yeh toh phir bhi 100 hai.
Faizi- Lekin COVID ke time par toh inte log bhi bohor zyada lag rahe hain. In fact, Karan aur Monami ki toh special duty hai guests ke hands regularly sanitise karna and saare guests ko mask pehen wana.
Mr. Ganju- Lekin agar yeh villagers mask pehen ne se mana kar dein toh?
Karan- Gun point par toh pehen hi lenge *smirks*
Monami- Warna injection bhi ek option hai!!
Everyone bursts out laughing.
At the girl's side
Koel- Sanjuuuuuuu, aaj toh teri shaadi hai!!!! Aaj toh tujhe raj kumari ki tarah dress up karenge!!
Sanjana- Na na!! Mein woh bhaari lehenga na pehene wali!!
Mr. Dubey- Na waise toh bhari bhari ladkon ko ek haath se uthakar phek deti hai chori!! Ab lehenga na peheno tujhe!?!?
Sanju- Bapuuuu!!!
Kavya- Sanju di, pehen lo!! Waise bhi aapka lehenga red hai. Since red is the color of blood, it has historically been associated with sacrifice, danger and courage. Modern surveys in Europe and the United States show red is also the color most commonly associated with heat, activity, passion, sexuality, anger, love and joy.
Red, in physics, the longest wavelength of light discernible to the human eye. It falls in the range of 620–750 nanometres in the visible spectrum. In art, red is a colour on the conventional wheel, located between violet and orange and opposite green, its complement.
Bala- Wow Kavya, so smart!!! Ab Kavya ne bola hai toh aapko pehena chahiye Sanju madam!! *dreamily*
Sanju- Na iss kitabi kidha ne jo bhi bola, mere bheje mein kuch na ghusa hai par phir bhi pehen lengein!!
Mr. Dubey- Na yeh huyi na baat!!
Sumanji- Rajeshji ki patni Sumanji ne bhi red colour ka lehenga pehna tha!!! Barbie doll lag rahi thi!! *dreamily*
Rajeshji- Haan, rajeshji ki sapnon ki rani Sumanji!!! *dreamily*
Premji- Uff! In logon ka alag hi drama chal raha hai!! Bhagwan, kya hoga inka!!
Mataji- Kya hoga ka kya matlab? Bacche honge, ghar hoga, khushiyan hongi!! Ab teri uss dayan biwi ki tarah thodi hai Suman.
Sumanji- Suman kon?
Mataji- Sumanji!!
Sumanji- Haan, okay.
Premji- Matashri!! Itni bhi buri nahi hai woh!!
Mataji- Arrey tu nahi samjhega!! Uss chudail ne tujhe apne vash mein kar liya hai!!
Sanju- Naa oyeeee!! Apne saas bahu ka drama band karo!! Aaj humari shaadi hai, iss din ko barbaad toh na karo!!
Mataji and Premji keep quiet.
In the venue.
The ladki wale were busy in checking the food, gifts, guests, decorations and panditji. While Karan and Monami had reached early for taking care of the protocols.
Bala and Kavya were checking the decorations.
Kavya- Uff!! In logon ne light ko 150 degrees par light lagayi hai!! 170 degrees par lagani thi!!
Bala shouts at a worker there- Oyeee sun!! Madam ke rahi hain na 170 degree par laga, toh laga!!
The poor worker goes and puts the light even down.
Kavya- Arrey ab toh 110 kar diya!! 170 karna hai bhaiya!!
Bala- Hat tu chod, main karta hoon!
Saying so Bala climbs the ladder and puts the light directly upwards.
Kavya facepalms- Uffo!! Tumne 240 degrees kar diya!!!!!
Bala- Oh, tum ek kaam karo, normal bhasha mein bolo ki tumhein kya chahiye, shayad humein samajh aa jaye.
Kavya- Urrgghh!! Neeche karo uss light ko, ekdum straight kar do.
Bala brings it to 180 degrees.
Kavya- Good, ab thoda sa aur neeche.
Bala brings it to 170 degrees.
Kavya- Perfect!!
Bala climbs down- Ladka bilkul perfect hai Kavya *dreamily*
Kavya smiles- Abhi apni flirting band karo aur chalooo!!!!
Bala goes behind her like a love struck puppy.
Karan and Monami were taking care of the protocols.
Karan pours the sanitiser on the man's hand. Then he sprays the disinfectant on his feet and arms as well. In short he showers the sanitiser on the people.
Man- Bhai sahab, shareer ke out area per sanitiser lag gaya, andar reh gaya hai, thoda body ke andar wale organs par bhi kripa kar do! *sarcastically*
Karan passes a sanitiser bottle to the man.
Karan- Lo isse peelo, andar tak pohonch jayega!
Monami- Gods! Karan!!!
Karan- What?? *rolling his eyes*
Monami passes the mask to that person and then takes Karan away from there.
Monami- Tum ekdum impossible ho Karan!!
Karan- Meine kya kiya???
Monami rolled her eyes and then the two went towards another group of young adults (18-20yrs type).
Karan showers the santiniser of them as well.
Boy 1- Sir thoda aur daal do, aaj nahakar nahi aya.
Karan glares at the boy, the boy gulps.
Girl- Sir, bas face ko chodkar har jaage sanitise kar dena. Woh aaj naya foundation lagaya hai na!
Karan took out her goggles from her bag and put them on her eyes. The he put his hands on her lips.
He took the spray and sprayed it right on her face and then sprayed it everywhere else.
The girl slowly removed the goggles and then started at Karan.
Girl- Gazab bezatti hai yaar!!
Karan moves to the second boy. The boy was busy talking on the phone, Karan tried to gesture him but he was too busy in the phone. Karan being Karan took the phone, cut the call and turned the boy towards him.
Karan- Kya haal chal? *sarcastically*
Boy 2- Bas bado ka ashirwaad, girlfriend ke taane, dard bhaare gaane aur baaki sab bhagwan jaane...
Karan shakes his head tiredly and pours the whole sanitiser bottle on his and leaves. Monami giggles and passes the boy a small towel so that the boy could wipe himself. The boy was still in shock.
The baarat arrived and now the dulha dulhan were on the stage. The whole mandali was on the stage actually.
Faizi- Hello to everyoen present here, thank you so much for coming to this wedding to make it more special for Siddharth and Sanjana!!
Everyone applauded.
Karan whispers- yeh log khud hi ke liye taaliyan baja rahe hain??
Monami- Uff shut up Karan!!
Karan leans back.
Faizi- So, pehle, main apni to-be wife ke liye kuch shabd bolna chahoonga.
Sid- Mauke par chauka maarna koi aapse sikhe. Shaadi kiski, aur romance kon kar raha hai!!
Faizi- Oye chup beithe!! Pehle meri honi thi, woh toh order baad mein shuffle hua hai!!
Sid shuts up. Koel steps forward. Faizi passes a rose, Koel smiled.
Faizi- Toh arz kya hai...
Everyone- Irshad, Irshad
Faizi- Tere pyaar mein kiya itna intezaar, tere pyaar mein kiya itna intezaar
Everyone- Wah wah wah wah!!
Koel blushed.
Faizi- Tere pyaar mein kiya itna intezaar...
Karan interupts- aur uss intezar mein naa jaane aur kitno se kiya pyaar....
Everyone burst out laughing. Koel looked at Faizi with bloodshot eyes.
Faizi- Kya yaar Karan!! Accha khasa moment barbaad kar diya tune!!
Koel- Phone do apna!! Mujhe bhi dekhna hai aur kitno se kiya pyaar!!!!
Faizi- Oh woh actually, mein toh apna face aur fingerprint bhool gaya!!
Sid- Jao peeche wali naali mein doob maro!!
Faizi- Besharam kahin ke!! Chup beithe!!
Koel opens his phone and finds nothing.
Faizi- Dekha, tumhare aane ke baad saare pictures, phone no., bills, sab delete kar diya!
Koel- Hmm, very good!!
Karan- Bach gaya.
Faizi- Oyee, mere pyaar ka dushman, tujhe kya tul machi thi taang adane ki?
Karan- Yeh toh mein badla le raha tha, jo tu phone par kabhi Sheela, kabhi Meethi, kabhi Shweta, kabhi Sangeeta, etc. se baat karwata tha.
Faizi- Haan haan thik hai, ab rehne de!!
Sid- Okay, ab mujhe ek speech deni hai.
Karan- Commentary allowed hai?
Sid- Mana karoonga toh nahi karoge??
Faizi- Tujhe lagta hai ki hum sabh itne seedhe hain?
Sid- Tabhi toh mana nahi kiya!!
Sid takes the mic and starts speaking.
Sid- Main pehle pehle iss academy mein aya toh sirf Monu se jhoot bulwakar jaane ki intention se aya tha, lekin phir, Ms. Tattoo ne aisa roka ki cadet ban gaya academy mein. Aaj hum sab ek saath hain, you know, united!! Ek doosre ka humdard banke rehte hain...
Koel- Pehle sardard the...
Sumanji- Hmm, baaki sab sardard the par tu migraine thi!!
Koel- Oyee tu brain tumour hai!!
Sumanji- Tu brain cancer hai!!
Koel- Tu brainless hai!!
Karan- Bas karo!! Uss bechare ko bol lene do!!
Sid- thank you. So yahan par na sab thode crack the.
Everyone's eyes widen.
Bala- Bro apne toh samajhdaari mein PhD kar rakhi hai na!!
Sanju- Aur nahi toh kya, raat ko teen baje kamre mein aata hai aur mujhe neend se jaga kar bolta hain, "so toh nahi gayi thi??" nahi mein toh aankhein band karke laash ban ne ki acting kar rahi thi!!
Monami- Arey yeh mahan insaan Sanju se baat kar raha tha phone pe. Signal chale gaye toh phone cut gaya. Phone cut jaane ke baad bolta hai "Phone cut gaya hai, ab wapas caal karo!".
Premji- Arey tum ladkiyan hume kya hi samjhogi??
Sid- Mujhe Monu ki handwriting mushkil se samajh aati hai yeh ladkiyan toh phir bhi complicated hain!
Mataji- Ayee!! Ladkiyon ke khilaf ek shabd nahi. Mein tumhein shraap deti hoon, tumhara phone toot jaye, tumhare phone ka SIM block ho jaye, tumhare phone ka charger gum jaye!!
Karan- Innovative Shraap.
Sanju- Na sahi shraap diyo ho Mataji ne!! Kabhi kabar toh mujhe Sid ka phone apni sautan lagti hai!!
Chitra holds the earphones around Sid's neck- #yeh raha mangalsutra!
Everyone bursts out laughing.
Sid- Ayee, kya chal raha hai yahan par!! Shut up yaar.
Karan- Ho gayi speech?
Sid- Dekho aagey toh aur bhi speech thi lekin ab bolne se daar kag raha hai, pehle shaadi hi kar lete hain!!
Sumanji- Chalo phir Mandap ki taraf.
The wedding rituals happen. Mr. Dubey does the Kanya Dan, Karan ties the knot and then the phere happen. The Bidai was short and emotional and then Sid and Sanju retire towards their house. The grah pravesh happens there while the rest are going towards Sid's house.
Two jeeps were going side by side.
Karan was driving the first jeep while Faizi was driving the other jeep.
Suddenly Bala sneezes. Everyone stares at him.
Chitra- #Oh No!! Corona nahi!!! Mujhe kuch ho gaya toh mera hone wala pati toh kwara reh jayega!
Everyone facepalms.
Bala- Kya? Arrey corona nahi hai!! Yeh toh woh dust se irritation ho rahi hai.
Everyone sighs in relief.
They all reach at Sid's place.
Sid- Hum log jaa hi rahe the room mein, tum log 2 minute late nahi aa sakte the??
Bala- Toh hum phir apna bro dharm poora kaise karte bro!!
The ring game took place in which Sanju won all the three rounds.
Col. Batra- R.I.P. Sid beta! Ab shaadi ke baad proper gulaam ka example banoge tum future generation ke liye, jaise main hoon tum logon ke liye :((
Mrs. Batra- Hayee Sanju!! Very good, I am proud of you :) Ab tumhari ek happy married life hogi!!
Everyone burst out laughing at the couple's talk.
Sid- Uff! iss ring game se kya hota hai mummyji. Yeh toh sirf maze ke liye hai, actually toh it's the love and effort you give which decides whether the marriage will be happy and long or not.
Faizi and Karan gasp dramatically.
Faizi- Haii Allah, tu humara SidG hi hai na??
Karan- Isse ICU mein admit kar dete hain. Aisi baat sunke, woh bhi iske mooh se, mujhe bada wala shock lag gaya hai!!
Faizi- Sahi keh rahe ho Karan, main abhi ambulance call kar deta hoon.
Premji and Bala go near Sid.
Bala- Sid bro saans lo, deep saans in in taking you.
Premji- Tu apni english apne paas rakh, warna abhi toh ICU lekar jaa rahe hain, teri english sunke direct chitah na jalani par jaye. Aur Sid, tu shaant ho ja. Hum tujhe ICU lekar jaa rahe hain, tujhe kuch nahi hoga.
Sid rolls eyes and dramatically acts- Mujhe maarne mat denaaa, abhi toh meine Sanju ke saath bohot saare future ke plans banaye hain!!!!
Mataji- Mein bhagwan se prarthana karti hoon. HAIII BHAGWAAANNNN!!!!! SID BACCHA KO JEEVIT RAKHNAAA!!!?!?!?! THODA PAGLA HAI, PAR JAISA BHI HAI BOHOT ACCHA HAI!!!!! SANJU KI ZINDAGI BARBAAD MAT KARNA?!?!?!?!?!? JAI SHRI RAMMM!!!! OM NAMAH SHIVAAAYYYYYY!!!?!??!!?
Karan- Abhi tak kuch huya ho ya na huya ho, ab zaroor ho jayega!! Bhagoooooo!!!!!
Everyone run away to their respective rooms while Mataji stops and stares at the other running away like lunatics.
Mataji- Ajeeb hain yeh log!
Saying so she too retires to her room.
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Uff! Finally, marriage 2 bhi ho gayi.
Yaar yeh marriage attend karna aur likhna, dono hi bohot tiring hain.
Okay, kal mein first day of SidSa are married couples likhoongi. Stay tuned!!
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Bye!!!!
AS_198 signing off!!