we open to see (Y/N) outside of the castle holding flowers and looking nervous, suddenly shadow appeared next to him
shadow: you have the powers of light and can summon you own shadow but you cant ask a girl to be your valentine
(Y/N): go to hell dark!
shadow the disappeared into him, he then took a breath before going into the castle
(Y/N): hey melony! would you be my valenti-
he then cuts himself as he sees peach standing there
peach: aw did i win
(Y/N): ew what the fuck!
he then runs over peach, in another room we see melony and axol watching axol's two piece, then (Y/N) comes into the room
(Y/N): tada!
but melony wasn't paying attention and had hearts in her eyes as she had a crush on watermelon-kun, (Y/N) made several more attempts to get her attention but she still wasn't listening, eventually he gave up and dropped the flowers and walked to another room, after the episode was finished melony fell asleep, axol saw the whole thing, he looked at the TV and saw watermelon-kun sand started to get angry as his own creation caused his best friend sadness because she was to interested on the TV, he then had an idea, a few minutes later melony woke up and saw that axol had made a puppet stand
melony: axol?
she looked up and saw a sign that said "two-piece special"
axol: hey melony! the next episode of two piece is going to be a special and it's premiering now!
axol then put on some music and opened the curtains as he held a watermelon with grey hair
axol:"oh apple-chan im almost home"
axol then rammed the watermelon with a truck crushing it
melony: oh my god! ahhhh!
axol gave a snicker as he put the grey hair on half of the watermelon
axol:"a...pple...-chan... bleh"
then he threw the watermelon out the door
axol: the end!
melony looked outside to see toad eating the watermelon and started crying
melony: ah! stohohohop he's already dead!
axol: well? didn't i tell you? wasn't it great?
melony put her head in her hands before looking up angry, she then sat down glaring at axol confusing him
axol: uh... melony
she continued to glare at him but he passes it off
axol: oh im sure you'll be okay! lets have lunch tomorrow okay!
he then walks off as mario walks up to melony
mario: excuse me mario needs to piss spaghetti out my pinas.
melony's glare hardens on mario as his head shrinks to the size of a peanut and he slowly backs away
mario: okie dokie
later axol is awoken by a horn as he finds himself in a court filled with watermelons with melony as the judge with an angry expression and meggy as the prosecutor
meggy: welcome to fruit court axol
axol: the hell is a fruit court
meggy: anyways! you're accused of the crime of... murdering watermelon-kun
then melony pretended to be the audience with stuff such as "you monster", " he's a killer", "guilty", "lock him up" and "pingas", suddenly someone yelled "objection!!", turns out it was axol
axol: no, it wasn't me
then melony whispered something into meggy's ear as she handed axol a piece of paper
meggy: you are sentence to life...
axol looked at the piece of paper
meggy: ...without being melony's friend
axol: NOOOOOOO!!!
meggy: is there anyone here who can take his place as melony's best friend?
then bob peaks around the door
bob: yo where is the nearest bathroom
melony shrugged her shoulders and walked over to bob while axol fell to his knees
bob: what do you want for lunch? i'm getting dummy thick asses
and with that bob walked away with melony fallowing him
melony: ooohhhh
then axol stood up realizing something
axol: no! he's gonna corrupt her innocents!
he then starts Naruto running to the door slamming into and being blocked by the door
meggy: another case closed by one meggy spletzer!
she then looks around before looking down
meggy: ah who am i kidding! this isn't real lawyering
with bob and melony, bob is showing melony some of his favorite music which goes along the lines of "i am a registered sex offender, i stuck my dick into a blender, your mom is a trans gender" and melony started trying to sing along with it not getting it wright in any way, (Y/N) is seen walking past and hears the music, he looks to the source to find it was bob and melony, he quickly rushed over to turn it off
(Y/N): bob! that isn't appropriate for melony! she has the innocents of a 5-year old and doesn't know what 99% of it means!
melony: OH MY GOD!! NO!! NO!!
melony screams and pointing at (Y/N), he then looks down before tuning around and kicking the radio and starting to walk away, when he heard that the radio had turned on he tried to turn it off desperately
(Y/N):
melony shrugged her shoulder and started singing and clapping along to it luckily it was appropriate
bob: bro, you know some fire music
later in a bar we see axol peeking around a corner looking at melony and bob the latter of which was drinking alcohol
bob: hey you gotta try some of this
melony then brings it closer and inspects it for a bit causing axol to gasp, melony the grows happy
melony: yes
melony then starts to blow on hole f the bottle making it sound deep
bob: bro you're meant to drink it
melony the brings it up to her mouth causing axol to scream and kick someone at the bottle and over melony's head without her noticing
melony: huh?
she then shakes it slightly trying to get it's no longer existing contents out before slightly glaring at the camera
suddenly melony and bob are at a club
bob: alright melon-bae, this is my favorite past time, clubbing
bob then walks over to two women
bob: hey ladies, did you girls fall from heaven? 'cause it looked like you guys landed on your face
this resulted in him getting a slap across the face, we then see melony leaning against a wall, flirting with someone
melony: hey, nice hip
we see who she was flirting with, and it turns out to be a watermelon, the watermelon fell off the stool and melony crouched down to it
melony: dont sleep, you must not sleep
we then see axol who was on the balcony above her
melony: wake up now, wake up
axol then faceplams,we then cut to bob and melony rapping at a park
bob: his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy
melony: da de da da de da de de da de da da de
suddenly 3 goomba's turn up with machine guns
goomba gangsta 1: hey! you cant sell that on our turf
bob: um it wasn't me, um she forced me to do it or else she'd kick my but
bob points at melony
goomba gangsta 1: so you like kicking buts do ya?
melony: i not understand
goomba gangsta 3: do you think this is funny?
then all three of the aimed the guns at melony which she mistook for water guns, which caused her to start laughing, and use finger guns pretending them as actual guns, she the pretended to shoot the first goomba as an actual bullet flew through the goomba head when he fell it was revealed that it was (Y/N) who shot him as he was aiming his black pistol towards where the goomba's corpse was, this caused the two other goomba's to run off, (Y/N) then glared at bob (while writing this i thought of i am wildcat saying goomba fuck you)
(Y/N): you put melony in harms way to save yourself, do you want to know whats saving you right now bob?
he asked as he aimed his pistol at bob
(Y/N): aside from melony absolutely nothing
(Y/N) then put his pistol back inside his suit jacket and adjusted it, he then turned and started walking away, he then stopped walking and looked back at bob still glaring
(Y/N): i want you to think about that next time you put her or axol's life on the line, because if they are in danger again, if the people i care about i love are in danger and you caused it then think about this...
he then turns around to face bob more with glowing white eyes
(Y/N): there's nowhere you can run where i wont find you, nowhere you can hide that i wont kill you, and i want you to think about it every night! because if their in danger and your cause! then you will die
and with that terrifying statement (Y/N) walked away with his eyes turning back to normal leaving both melony and axol who was secretly watching through the scope of a sniper rifle shocked either not being able to say a word, while bob on the other hand was completely terrified
bob: well i just shit my pants
the emotions axol was feeling were shock, happiness, determination and a hint of fear; shock from the fact he killed a goomba without mercy because he was about to shoot melony, determination to help him ask out melony, happiness from the fact that he cares about him and melony so much that he would go to such drastic measures to see them safe, and a hint a fear because he would go to such drastic measures to see them safe, brotherly figure of not it was still fear inducing.
the emotions bob was feeling were utter fear because he knew what (Y/N) said was true, he knew that he can and will kill him if he crossed the line, e was only spared now because melony was present, and because (Y/N) was feeling merciful
the emotions melony was feeling were a tidal wave, shock that (Y/N) would kill for her, happiness to hear that she was someone that (Y/N) loved, sadness and regret that she ignored him and was more interested in a TV show, and... love?... no she didn't have crush on (Y/N), he was just a friend, a friend who was kind, caring, polite, protective, graceful in battle and always there for her when she needed him, after thinking it over for a moment she realized that she did have a crush on (Y/N).
later we see (Y/N), melony and axol sitting on a sofa together after making amends, melony wasn't really interested in watermelon-kun anymore but decided to pretend that she was to hide the fact that she had a crush on (Y/N)
axol: can i talk to you in private for a moment?
(Y/N): sure
then the two males got up and walked to another room leaving melony on her own, confused
axol: listen, i wanted to ask you something?
(Y/N): alright whats up?
axol: (Y/N), do you have a crush on melony
(Y/N): yes
axol: you know you dont have to lie to me we're practically broth- wait what did you say?
(Y/N): i said yes, i do have a crush on melony
at that moment shadow appeared next to him
shadow: so you can tell him that you have a crush on melony but you cant ask her to be your valentine? where's the logic?
(Y/N): A, we're practically brothers, B, telling you crush how you feel is a lot harder then your close friends and C, we're is any logic in this world
shadow: fair point
and with that he once again disappeared into (Y/N)
axol: listen you need to tell her how you feel
(Y/N): i will in time
axol: okay just dont take to long
so with that both males walked back into the room and sat down with melony