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Shaadi main sabka warm welcome!!
Karan's Side- Faizi, Sid, Col. Batra, Mataji, Premji, Bala, Kavya, Mr. Ganju, Bhabhi.
Monami's Sid- Koel, Sanju, Sumanji, Rajeshji, Chitra, Mrs. Batra, Dr. Mahajan, Mr. Dubey.
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Boy's side
Faizi- Janaabbbb!! Aaj toh apki Shaadi hai!!!!!!!!!
Sid- Hayeee, aaj toh Karan bro ki smile hi nahi hat rahi hai!!!!
Karan- Enough! Chup ho jao ab tum dono. Jab dekho tapar, tapar, tapar, tapar karte rehte ho!! Sab apna apna kaam karo, copy that!
Sid- Arrey, apka cut copy paste gaya bhadh mein!!
Karan glared at Sid.
Col. Batra- Karan!! tumhari shaadi ho rahi hai, tum kya copy that bol rahe ho!! Aaj toh at least apne andar ke commando ko sula do warna Monami ke andar ki tsunami jaag jayegi!
Karan- Sir! Yeh log mujhe subhe se chidha rahe hain!! Aur aap inki hi side le rahe hain? Not fair!
Mr. Ganju- Betaaaaaaaa, kal aur parson toh inki baari bhi aani hai na. *teasingly*
Karan- Arreyy haan, chalo tab pura hisaab barabar kar loonga.
Sid and Faizi- Kisne kaha hum tujhe invite karenge?
Karan- Mat karo, main helicopter se khud kar mandap ke peeche land kar jaaonga.
Everyone facepalms.
Sid- Hum venue nahi batayenge, phir kya karoge?
Karan- Sid, tu toh rehne de. Mere bina tu waise bhi Sanju se shaadi nahi kar payega. After all, mujhe hi toh fere (religious rounds) se pehle tum dono ke kapdon se ghant bandhni hai. Mr. Dubey kanya daan karenge aur main, yani bhai, hi toh woh kapde ki knot bandhoonga. Ab main nahi hua, toh shaadi kaise karega??
Sid- Arrey haan, point hai. Sad....
Karan- Ab main jaaoon?
Faizi- Kidhar? Mandap mein?
Karan- 8 30am ho raha hai!! Abhi mandap mein kya karoonga?? Monami se milne jaa raha hoon.
Mataji- Ek minute, ek minute. Shaadi hone se pehle, ladka ladki ek doosre se nahi mil sakte. Jo baat karni hai, phone par karo.
Karan- Yeh kya baat huyi?? Already 2 dinon se rok kar rakha hai, ab aaj toh shaadi hai, aaj toh milne do!!
Faizi- Oooffff, itni besabri! So desperate, huh? Ritual hai, ab toh follow karna hi padega na? *teasing*
Karan- Teri bhi baari ayegi, chinta mat kar Faizi.
Faizi- Tab ki tab dekhlenge. Abhi tu kahi nahi jayega. Breakfast kar liya hai na tune. Ab ja kamre mein beithe jaa. Hum sab shaadi ki taiyaari karte hain and tu kamre mein hi rahega. And haan, no chalaki. Hum premji and bala ko gate ke bahar khada kar rahe hain. Tu agar nikalne ki koshish karega toh pakda jayega! Over and Out!
Karan- Arrey, kamre mein kyun band kar rahe ho? At least ghar mein toh ghoomne do!!
Mr. Ganju- aapka koi bharosa nahi hai na. Kab nikal jao, isiliye kamre mein band kar rahe hain.
Karan- Aap bhi?
Col. Batra- Kya aap bhi? tum toh waise bhi ulti kopdi ho. Hum koi risk nahi lenge!
Karan- Arrey, risk nahi lenge matlab? Main konsa koi terrorist hoon!!!
Premji- Sirji, aap inki baat rehne dijiye. Main kya kehta hoon, aapki shaadi hone wali hai!
Bala- Ek gents party toh banti hai!!!
Karan- Toh kya karna hai?? Jo karna hai do ghanton mein khatam ho jana chahiye.
Bala- Sirji aapne toh ismein bhi time limit laga diya!!
Sid- Yeh nahi sudhrenge! Bhagwan hi jaane Monu ne ismein kya dekh liya!
Karan- Mere paas meri service revolver hai, encounter karne mein zyada der nahi lagegi.
Sid- Sorry, sorry!!! Toh party mein kya karein??
Kavya- Mujhe dress select karni hai, Chitra di bhi nahi hai, mein kaise choose karoon??
Bala *dreamily*- Mein party mein nahi aa raha, direct shaadi mein aaooga. Kavyaaaaa, mein tumhari madat kar deta hoon.
Kavya *beaming*- Okay, great!!
Saying so the two leave.
Karan- Lo ho gaya! Shaadi meri honi hai lekin ashiqui baaki sab lada rahe hain. Hadd hai yaar! Main jaa raha hoon.
Bhabhi- Awleh leh leh mera bechara dewar!!!
Karan scrunches up is nose- Bhabhi!!! Not fair. Sab mere dushman ho yahan par!!!!
Saying so he goes towards his room while the rest burst out laughing.
At the girl's side
🎶 Mainu ishq tera lae dooba
Haan ishq tera lae dooba
Mainu ishq tera lae dooba
Haan ishq tera lae dooba
Aisa kyun hota hai
Tere jaane ke baad
Lagta hai haathon mein
Reh gaye tere haath
Tu shaamil hai mere
Hansne mein, rone mein
Hai kya koyi kami
Mere paagal hone mein
Mainu ishq tera lae dooba
Haan ishq tera lae dooba
Mainu ishq tera lae dooba
Haan ishq tera lae dooba
Har dafa wahi
Jaadu hota hai tu jo mile
Ho... sab sanwar jaata hai
Yaara andar mere...
Ik lamhe mein kitni
Yaadein ban jaati hain
Main itna hansti hoon
Aankhen bhar aati hai
Mainu ishq tera lae dooba
Haan ishq tera lae dooba 🎵
Koel and Chitra were singing while Monu was lost in the song thinking about Karan and blushing. After looking at Monu, the two stopped singing.
Koel- Hayeeeee, Monuuuu!!!! Someone is blushinggggg!!!! *teasing*
Monami comes back from her lala land, oh, Karan land!
Monami- N-nah-nahi! Aisi koi baat nahi hai. Meine toh bas kuch zyada blush laga liya hai.
Saying so she takes a tissue and starts wiping her cheeks.
Mrs. Batra- Par Monu, abhi tak toh make-up shuru hi nahi hua! Blush kaise aya phir? *teasing*
Monami- Oh, uh umm woh....
Sanju- Na rehne de Monami. Sab dekh raho hai. Karan sirji ke bare mein soch rahi thi na?
Sumanji- Ismein poochne wali kya baat hai, Sumanji ko toh 100% yakeen hai ki Monami Karan sirji ke baare mein hi soch rahi thi!!
Rajeshji- Sumanji ke pati Rajeshji ko bhi yahi lagta hai *dreamily*
Dr. Mahajan- Monami, Karan se toh tum aaj shaadi kar hi rahi ho. Thoda pariwar ke baare mein bhi soch lo!! *emotionally*
Monami- Papaaaa!! I'll misss you bohot sara!!! Par I think, har ladki ke zindagi mein aisa time ata hai, ki ab woh apni family badhati hai. Ab uske papa ke siwai koi aur bhi hota hai jo usse uske papa ki tarah support karta hai, usse protect karta hai. Aur iska yeh matlab nahi hai ki woh ladki ke papa ki jagah le leta hai. Papa is special and Husband is precious. And mein dono se bohot pyaar karti hoon.
Chitra- Hayeee, #rab ne bana di jodiii!!!
Koel- Kiski, Monu aur uncle ji ki??
Chitra- Nahiii, Karan sir and Monu kiii!!
Koel- Oh accha, waise! Okay.
Mr. Dubey- Na waise humare bhag chamakte huye hain Dr. Mahajan! Na aise choriyan jo mili he hume!!
Dr. Mahajan- Woh toh hai!
Saying so Monami and Sanju hug their father's respectively.
Mrs. Batra- Monu, waise ek aur baat.
Monami- Kya?
Mrs. Batra- Tum aaj ke din Karan se directly mandap mein milogi.
Monami- What? arrey 2 dinon se nahi mili. Aaj toh milne do!!
Mr. Mahajan- Beta, sabr ka phal meetha hota hai. Itna wait kar liya hai, thoda aur kar lo!!
Monami- Urggh!!!
Sumanji- Chalo Chalo, lehenge decide kar lete hain!
Saying so everyone get's indulge in their works, other than Monami.
In Karan's room
Karan was busy collecting and sorting some files when he hears a thud noise from the window. He picks up his gun and aims in towards the person.
Karan *schocked*- Tum??
Person- Haan, now put that gun down!!!
Karan puts the gun down and closes the window.
Karan- Tum yahan kaise aayi?
Person- Chalaki se!
Karan- Seriously? Bahar Bala and Premji bhi khade the!! Kaise aayi tum phir??
The person came close and snaked her arms around his neck.
Person- Aapki hone wali biwi bhi best civilian SAF hai. Itna kam talented samjh rakha hai mujhe? Unn dono ko toh easily dodge kar liya meine!!
Ab toh sabko samjh aa hi gaya hoga that the Person is Monami.
Karan- Wow! Mujhe nahi pata tha ki aap itni desperate hongi mujhse milne ke liye *teasing*
Monami- Hmmm, main toh thi. Lekin lagta hai tumhein koi farak nahi padhta hai. Abhi bhi files mein doobe huye the!!! Mein hi bakar mein aayi, ab jaa rahi hoon, bye!!
Saying so she turned to leave, but then Karan twirled her and both of the two fell on the couch beside. Karan was on top on Monami.
Karan- Ab aa hi gayi ho toh itni jaldi kya hai jaane ki?? *smirks*
Monami- Ka-Karan utho.
Karan traced Monami's face with his fingers. Monami closes her eyes at the sensation.
Karan going near her ears and whispers.
Karan- I love you.
Monami smiled and blushes.
Monami- I love you too Khadoos Shergill!!!
Karan- Main abhi toh Khadoos nahi hoon!!! *complaining cutely*
Monami- Yess, abhi toh hot ho *winking*
Karan- Bohot mushkil se control kar rakha hai Rani Sahiba, aap ab aur mushkil mat kariye.
Monami- Warna??
Karan leans closer. Monami closes her eyes.
Karan almost kisses her but then a phone call interupts.
Karan- URGGHHH!! YEH PHONE!!
Monami laughs cutely.
Karan picks up the call- Hello, kon hai??
Faizi- Oyee, phone uthate wakt called ID nahi dekhi kya? Hum bol rahe hain, Faizi.
Karan *irritated*- Kya hai, kyun phone kiya?
Faizi- Bhook lag rahi hai
Karan- Ek kaam kar, kamre mein aaja aur mujhe hi cheer le, phir kaat kar kha le.
Monami's eyes widen. She facepalm
Faizi- Oyeee, poonch rahe the hum + vegetarian hai hum. Bhook lag rahi hain tujhe kya?? Aur itna kya mood off ho gaya tera? Monami se nahi mila toh itna...
before Faizi could finish Karan cuts the call.
Karan- Aise dost ho toh dushman ki zaroorat hi nahi hai.
Monami- Haan kyunki dost 2 in one ka kaam kar lete hai na!!
Karan looks at Monami and then the two burst out laughing.
Karan- Ssshh!! awaaz bahar pohonch gayi toh problem ho jayegi!
Monami silences.
Karan- Waise tumhare question ka answer nahi diya hai meine!
Monami- Konsa?
Karan- Ki agar mein out of control chala gaya toh kya hoga... *smirking*
Monami blushed and lowers her eyes. Karan asks for permission through his eyes to which she nods in approval.
Karan slowly goes near her slowly placed his lips on her petals. Both of the two felt as if their minds were filled up with fog, everything was getting blurred and the two were loosing their sanity and swag as each second passed. After almost 2 minutes they broke the kiss.
Karan- Want more? Or are you done with the trailer?
Monami- Keep the picture ready for the honeymoon.
Saying so the two burst out laughing and then got up from the couch.
Monami- Mere toh bhaag hi phut gaye hain!! *dramatically*
Karan- Arrey baap re, tum mein Mrs. Batra ki aatma kaisa aa gayi??
Monami- Offo!! Usually ladke aate hain ladkiyon ke room mein chup chup kar and then yahan par mujhe aana pad raha hai. Bechari mein :(
Karan- Main toh bechara disciplined hoon. Mujhe ek baar keh diya ki nahi jaa sakte toh phir mein nahi jaaonga.
Monami- Hmm, tum toh ho hi, hadd se zyada seedhe. Main jaa rahi hoon ab, warna sabko shaq ho jayega! See you in the mandap!!
Karan laughed and helped her down.
In the evening at the boy's place
Faizi- Aaj toh proper hero lag raha hai bhai!! Monami pakka laal tamatar ho jayegi!!
Sid and Faizi start singing-
🎶Ankhiyan de kol reh jaane de
Kehna hai jo keh jaane de...
Tere khayalon mein beete yeh raatein
Dil mera maange ek hi dua
Tu saamne ho aur karun main baatein
Lamha rahe yoon thehra hua
Pehle toh kabhi yun mujhko na aisa kuch hua
Deewani lehron ko jaise saahil mila...
O... Ek ladki ko dekha toh aisa laga
Ek ladki ko dekha toh aisa laga
O mere sohneya ve
Chhad saari galiyan main
Naal tere tur chaleya main
Le chal mujhko duniya se tu door
Chori chori jad tenu takkeya main
Khud ko sambhal na sakeya main
Chadh gaya sajna tera yeh fitoor...🎵
Karan- Arey bas karo yaar, aur kitna chidaoge.
Col. Batra- Okay boys, enough. Ab koi nahi chidayega Karan ko.
Karan- Thank youuuuuuuu so muchhhh sirrrr!! *dramatically*
Everyone bursts out laughing.
At the girl's side
Koel- Hayeee meri jaaannn, tu toh bohot pretty lag rahi hai yaarr!!
Sanju- Na aaj toh sirji ne pakka behosh ho jana hai!!!
Chitra- 🎶 #this girl is on fire!!!🎵
Sumanji- Sumanji bhi itna hi saj dhaj kar gayi thi mandap mein.
Rajeshji- Aur Sumanji ke pati Rajeshji ko bohot pyaari aur khoobsurat lagi thi!!
The two started shying and blushing.
Mrs. Batra- Inka toh chalta hi rahega. Abhi jaldi se sab kuch check karlo. Baraat aati hi hogi.
Few minutes later, the Baarat arrives.
The girl's side is already in the banquet while Monami and the two brides maid are with her still inside.
Mrs. Batra does the arti.
Mrs. Batra- Bhagwan mere bhai behenon ko sada khush rakhna!!
Karan- J-Ji thank you!!
Faizi murmurs- Kamal hai, hum bhai behen hain toh phir bhagwan hi jaane ki Dr. Mahajan aur sab inke liye kya hai!!
Sid whispers- Sahi main, chalo at least mujhe toh woh apna beta hi kehti hain!
Karan settled down in the mandap while the rest stand around the mandap.
Pandit ji- Vadhu ko bulaya jaiye!!
Just then Monami enters, Sanju and Koel were standing beside her.
Sabki nazar unke unke walon par thi.
Monami settles down beside Karan.
Karan whispers- Gorgeous as always!
Monami blushed- Thank you! And tum bhi handsome lag rahe ho. Indian wear suits you.
Karan- Kal se wardi bhi sherwani hi banwa leta hoon *flirting*
Monami- Karan!!!
Faizi interupts- Arreyy poori raat padi hai. Suhag raat mein jitni baatein karni hai kar lena, abhi toh shaadi pe dhyaan delo!!! *teasing*
Sid- Yeh log kya hi "baat" karenge suhag raat mein? Yeh toh "kuch" aur hi karenge... *teasing*
Karan- Ab toh tum log joote khaoge!!
Chitra- Lekin uske liye #joote hone bhi toh chahiye!!
Karan- Oof! Tum logon ne joote chura liye??
Sumanji- Humara dharm hai yeh!!
Karan- Aur mein commando hoon. Mera joota, make-up room mein almarih ke peeche left corner mein white colour ke cloth bag mein rakha hai.
Everyone's eyes widen.
Monami- Wooowwww......
Sid- Kya baat hai bro, Monu ko iss baat mein bhi impress kar diya!!
Karan *to Chitra*- Ab yeh lo paise, aur joote dedo. Mujhe Faizi aur Sid ko usse marna hai!!!
Faizi- Oye nahi yaar! Hum toh mazak kar rahe the!!
Bhabhi- Accha chalo abhi saare rasamein poori karo!
All the rasams were done, now it was Kanya daan's time.
Dr. Mahajan did that. Then Sid came forward and tied the knot.
Sid- Knot kaske (tightly) bandh raha hoon, ab zindagi mein kabhi khulne mat dena.
Monami- Aww, thank you brooo!!
Sid- Sirf tere liye iss Karan ko jhel raha hoon Monu bro.
Karan- Sanju se shaadi karni hai?
Sid- Arrey mere pyaare Karan broooo, aap toh meri jaan ho, shaan ho...
Karan- Bas bas, chup chaap khada ho jaa.
Everyone laughs out.
Karan and Monami take the seven phere and vow to keep each other happy, understand each other, support and motivate each other, fulfill the needs and desires of each other, respect each other and most importantly, love each other forever. The rest shower flowers on the two.
Karan and Monami sit down. Karan takes the sindur and applies it on Monami's hairline. He picks up the mangal sutra and ties it around her neck.
Kavya- Finally Monu di, ab aap Mrs. Monami Shergill hain!!!!
Everyone cheered while the two just married smiled.
Baby- Ab mujhe meri chachi mil gayi!!!!!
Karan- Oh wow!! Ab mujhe bhool jana, right?
Baby- Right!
Karan- Huh?? I feel betrayed Baby. *in a fake hurt tone*
Baby- Arrey ab aap dono mere favorites ho!! Khush?
The two smile at her cuteness.
Monami cried during the bidai but then Koel, Sanju, Faizi, Sid and Karan somehow managed the situation. The two sat in the car and went towards Karan's house.
During the grah pravesh.
Bhabhi- Welcome home, Dr. Monami Karan Shergill!!!
Monami smiled and hugged her.
Monami- Thank you bhabhi!!
Bhabhi- Chalo ab apne right leg se iss chawal ke lote ko slightly kick karo.
Monami kicked it and dipped her feet in the red liquid. She walked and made imprint on the floor. She dipped her hand in the liquid and then formed imprints on the wall. The whole madali arrived.
Sid- People!! Post-marriage games!!!!!!
Karan- Hai bhagwan!! Aur bhi kuch karna hai!!
Faizi- Arrey aap toh bohot desperate hain, directly bed pe jaana hai?? *teasing*
Karan yawns- Tum logo ne bohot thaka diya hai, mujhe sone jana hai. Ek toh kal Sid aur Sanju ki bhi shaadi hai. Too much tension and hardwork!!
Sid- Humne humari shaadi 18th ko postpone kar di hai. Back-to-back shaadi nahi kar rahe hain. Toh ab chill karo and focus on the game!
Karan- Oh great!
The two sit down. Sid brings a large container of milk and the sprinkles rose petals on that. He drops three rings in the container.
Sid- Ab rings dhoondo. Jisne zyada baar rings dhoondhi, uska upper hand hoga shaadi mein!
First round Monu wins.
Col. Batra- Kya Karan? Yeh training di thi meine tumhein?
Karan with wide eyes- Sir aapne mujhe milk mein se rings uthane ki traning kab di thi academy mein??
Col. Batra- Academy mein nahi, shaadi se pehle!! Arrey, next two rounds tumhe jeetne honge!! Warna zindagi bhar biwi ka gulaam banke reh jaonge.
Karan- Matlab aapki tarah?
Col. Batra- Haan, mein bhi haar gaya tha yeh rounds!!
Mrs. Batra- Meine aapko apna gulaam kab banaya?? *angrily*
Col. Batra- Nahi, aapne kab banaya? Bilkul bhi nahi.
Everyone giggles.
Karan wins the second round.
Sid- Monuuu, Karan sir ne field mein bohot order kiya hai. At least married life mein toh upper hand lele!! Lat round tujhe hi jeetna hoga!!
In the third round, KARAN WINS!
Everyone cheers and cracks jokes.
Col. Batra- Chalo kuch toh chances hain Karan ke happy married life ke liye.
Mrs. Batra- Accha? Aapki married life happy nahi hai?
Col. Batra- Aisa meine kab kaha?
Mrs. Batra- Sab samajh aa raha hai mujhe!!!
Everyone shakes their heads at their banter. Soon everyone retire to their rooms.
In Karan and Monami's room
Monami enters the room and directly goes into the washroom whereas Karan opened up a few button of his sherwani and then collapsed on the bed in exhaustions. Soon he dozes off. Monami comes out of the washroom after changing into comfortable clothes. She sees that Karan had slept off in the sherwani only. She decided not to disturb him, she switched off the lights and lays down beside him.
At 2am
Karan was was feeling extremely light headed. He had skipped his lunch and dinner, and not had water since afternoon because of the marriage preparations. He stood up and silently went down the stairs to the kitchen. Monami sensed some shuffling and movement so she opened her eyes to see that Karan had left. She opened her phone and saw the time as 2am.
Monami to herself- Yeh 2 baje kahan gaya?
She goes down the stairs and sees Karan in the kitchen. He look really weak at the first glance. He was pressing his forehead and drinking water. She went close to him and checks his temperature.
Monami- Tumne khana miss kiya kya?
Karan- Hmm, lunch and dinner.
Monami- Oof! Isiliye fever aa gaya hai. Ek kaam karo tum kitchen counter par beith jao and I'll make something for you to eat, phir fever kum ho jayegs. Karan silently sits on the kitchen counter while Monami starts making red sauce pasta for Karan.
Karan silent stares at Monami.
Monami- Kya hua?
Karan- Kuch nahi, main toh apni extremely beautiful and hot wife ko ghoor raha hoon. Tumhe koi problem?
Monami- Usse tadna kehte hain. Aur ab kya mujhe khud se hi jealous hona padega?
Karan and Monami silently giggle.
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Guys, chill! Moran ke aur post-marriage scene bhi dikhaoongi. Abhi ke liye meine 3k+ words likh diye hain so mein bohot thak gayi hoon. Stay tuned!!
Also, mein kal SidSa ki marriage nahi dikha rahi. I'll try showing it day after tomorrow.
Byee!!
AS_198 signing off!!