Monami- Tum apne baare mein socho!! Tumhein manana hai chachu ko, inko nahi!!
Karan- Haan haan thik hai, mana loonga.
Monami- Koi plan banaya? Kyunki agar tumne chachu ko nahi manaya toh mein toh tumhare haath se nikal jaoongi! I am warning you beforehand itself!!
Karan- Plan toh nahi hai *in a scared and unsure tone*
Everyone glared at him.
Faizi- Monami, main tumhe phirse bol raha hoon, ek baar wapis sochlo. Yahi, mila hai tumhe??
Karan- Oyee! Shut up. Kuch soch loonga.
Koel- Karan bhai, sochne ke liye dimaag chahiye hota hai, haath pair chalane se woh nahi manenge!!
Karan- Tum log Monami ke khandhon par rakh kar bandook chala rahe ho?? Abhi training khatam nahi huyi hai, 20 km high speed mein running karwaoonga!!
Everyone gulps.
Col. Batra- Abhi chalte hain, saath mein sochte bhi rahenge.
Mrs. Batra- Haan, pehli baar kuch akalmandi dikhayi hai apne. Chalo chalte hain.
Col. Batra looks at her annoyed while the rest bite their lips to control their laughter and look at him with pity.
In the jeep. (there are 3 jeeps going side by side)
Sid- Mere paas ek idea hai!
Karan- apne paas hi rakh. *in his usual khadoos tone*
Monami- Karan!! Sid, tu bol.
Sid- Dekho kisi ko bhi manane ke liye 2 cheezien ki ja sakti hain.
Sanju- Kya??
Sid- Ek toh uska dil jeetlo, ya phir blackmail karo.
Sanju- Karan sirji dil jeetne se toh rahe, ek kaam karte hain, blackmail hi kar lete hain.
Karan glares at Sanju.
Monami- Nahi!! Chachu ko koi balckmail nahi karega!
Chitra- #OMG. Yeh toh badi problem ho gayi! Ab kya karein?
Sumanji- Sumanji kya kehti hai ki...
Koel- Aap rehne do Sumanji! Aapke ideas out of our thinking capacity hain!!
Sumanji- Oye nakchadi, tu chup baithe!!
Faizi- Ek minute! Please abhi mat ladho! Baad mein bhale hi aap log apni ladayi ha quota poora kar lena.
The two stop.
Sumanji- Ek kaam karte hain, hum na unke andar ki desh bakhti ka emotion wapis jaga dete hain. Iss se woh shayad thoda kam gussa ho jayein?
Karan- Toh kya karein, unke saamne desh ka jhanda hilakar bolein, "Ab isse ghooro, tab tak ghooro jab tak andar ki desh bhakti na jaag jaye!!". Ya phir unke poore ghar ko orange, white, blue or green colour se paint karwa dein? Arreyyy, desh bhakti ki feeling andar se aati hai, aise hi nahi kissi mein usse jagayi ja sakti hai.
Bala- Apne bhi toh jagayi mere andar.
Karan- Toh mein kya karoon? Monami ke chachaji ko Parakram Academy mein enroll karke zabardasti training doon?
Everyone facepalms.
Baby- Chachuuuuu, phir toh apke haath se ladki gayi!! Imagine agar mujhse koi ladka pyaar karta ho and ab woh mujhse shaadi karna chahta hai. Ab mujhse shaadi karne ke liye usse Aapko toh manana padega na. Ab socho ki aap uske andar kya dekhkar usse mujhse shaadi karne dete!
Everyone looks at her with wide eyes.
Karan- Tum kisi ladke se shaadi waadi nahi kar rahi ho!!!
Baby- Toh ladki se karoon kya? *irritated*
Karan- N-Nahi!! Mera woh matlab nahi tha!! Abhi toh tum 6 saal ki ho, abhi se kya shaadi ke naam par mujhe dara rahi ho!
Baby- Kabhi na kabhi toh honi hai na!!
Karan- Lekin....
Sid- Abhi Monu ki shaadi par charcha karein? Baby ki shaadi ke bare mein kuch saal baad soch lenge!! Abhi Karan bro se toh shaadi hogi nahi, toh Monu woh doosra ladka konsa tha!
Monami- Haan, Mumma ne jo ladka suggest kiya hai na, uss hi se shaadi kar leti hoon!
Karan- ABEEEYY CHUP!! JO DEKHO MUJHE BLACKMAIL KARE JAA RAHA HAI! MAT KARO SHAADI PHIR, MEINE MONAMI KO PROPOSE KYA KAR DIYA TUM SAB MERE SAR PAR CHADH GAYE HO!! EVERYBODY CHUP, ZIP IT!!! SHUT UP!!
Monami *almost whispering*- Sab chup hi hain. Aur chup, zip it and shut up ka matlab ek hi hota hai
Karan glared at Monami angrily.
Monami- Accha, accha thik hai. Apne andar ke Khadoos Shergill ko sulakar rakho. Abhi chachu ko manane ka plan banao!
Karan- Bohot ho gaya, jo mein uss ladke ke saath karne wala tha woh mein tumhare chachu ke saath karoonga. Pehle kidnap karoonga, phir 3rd degree torture doonga, announce kar doonga that I love his brother's daughter and then shaadi kar loonga. Done.
Monami- Offo!!!
Mataji- Mere paas ek idea hai.
Karan- Arrey baap re!
Dr. Mahajan- Already bohot atrangi ideas sun liye hain, aap bhi bol hi dijiye.
Mataji- Hum na Monami ke chachaji ko yeh vishwas dila dete hain ki Monami ki raashi sirf Karan ki raashi se milti hai aur yeh ki Karan jaise raashi wala insaan Monami ko 1000 saalon mein ek baar milega. Aur agar Monami ne Karan se shaadi nahi ki toh woh zindagi bhar kwari rahegi.
Karan rolls his eyes. Monami and the rest tiredly shake her heads.
Karan- Waise last line sahi hai. Agar Monami ne mujhse shaadi nahi ki toh mein toh usse kisi aur se nahi karne doonga. Ya toh ladke ko kidnap karloonga, ya toh blackmail kar loonga, ya toh peet doonga, ya phir...
Monami- Haan, haan samajh gaye. Thank you.
Karan- Mention not :)
Mr. Ganju- Toh ab kya karein?? Saare ideas toh reject ho gaye.
Kavya- Ek kaam karein?
Bala interupts- Ab tum kahogi toh woh best idea hi hoga *dreamily*
Chitra- #Apni ashiqui baad mein dikhana! Kavya, tum bolo!
Kavya- Karan sir, aap apne 10th and 12th ke result dikhaiye. Also, aapne jo army mein aane se pehle test and exams pass kiye the woh bhi dikha dijiye, Shayad woh impress ho jayein!
Monami- Chachaji topper the, 97.3%. Highest score. Karan ka score dekhkar woh kya hi impress honge?
Karan *in an accusing tone*- Excuse me? Main bhi 10th mein and Academy mein topper hi tha!! Mere 10th mein 96.8% aye the. 12th mein phir bhi 92% aye the lekin Academy mein meine phirse top kiya tha!!
Monami- Lekin tum apne result dikha kar mujhese shaadi karoge?
Karan- Nahi, nahi! Matlab mein toh doosri baat ke liye safai de raha tha.
Faizi- Kya baat hai janab, aap safai de rahe hain!! Warna hume toh aap "not answerable" hain.
Everyone laughs out. They reach Chacha ji's house. He opens the door.
Chachaji- Monami beta!! Arey aao!
Everyone comes inside.
Chachaji- Monami, yeh sab kon hain?
Monami- Aaahh, chachu yeh sab Parakram Academy ke trainers and recruits hain.
Chachaji- Accha oh okay.
Karan- Umm, mein...
Chachaji- Special Agent Karan Shergill, haina?
Karan looks at his surprised. Rest of them looked at the two curiously.
Karan- Uh, haan. Aapko kaise pata?
Chachaji- Teri shakal bohot milti hai tere papa se. Paran ki toh phir bhi thodi alag thi.
Karan- Umm, aap mujhse naraz nahi hain?
Chachaji- Kyun honga?
Karan- Kyunki mere papa ne...
Chachaji- Arrey meri aur tere papa ki ladayi toh bohot pehle hi resolve ho gayi thi. Woh toh mein aise hi taang kheechta rehta tha! Arey mein toh Param ki shaadi mein bhi gaya tha! Tu aur Teri bhabhi ne mujhe dekha nahi tha kyunki mein sirf Param se milkar chala gaya tha.
Karan and rest shoot death glares at Monami.
Monami- Toh aap phir woh Shergill family ke baare mein bura bhala kyun kehte the?
Chachaji- Kehta tha, lekin jab tu 10 saal ki hogi, shayad tab hi mere paas Param aya tha. Usnein beithkar mujhe Jairaj ka nazariya samjhaya, aur maafi bhi maangi. Meine bhi maaf kar diya tha. Uske baad toh meine kabhi bhi kuch bhi nahi bola Shergill family ke khilaaf.
Monami- Oooohhh achaaa....
Karan- Monamiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!
Monami- Sorry, sorry sorry sorry!!! Ab mujhe dono cheezein nahi pata thi!!
Sid- Oof dono baseless cheezon ki wajah se kitna bada drama ho gaya!
Chachaji- Huya kya hai?
Baby- Chachu ko Moni didi se shaadi karni hai.
Chachaji- Hain???
Karan- Uh, ji haan. Woh.... (he explains everything)
Chachaji- Toh yeh baat hai....
Monami- Ji, mein shaadi karloon phir?
Chachaji- Itni Jaldi hai betaaaaa?? *teasing*
Monami blushes. Karan smirks. Rest giggle.
Chachaji- Dekho, Bhaiya jaise akdu insaan agar shaadi ke liye maan gaye toh mujhe kya itraaz?
Dr. Mahajan- Kya bola tumne?
Chachaji realises what he said.
Chachaji- Uh, woh mera matlab tha agar Bhaiya jaise mahan manushya maan gaye toh mujhe kya itraaz...
Mrs. Batra- Toh mooh meetha karo!! Teen shadiyan hongi ab!!!
Chachji- Monu aur Karan ji, Sid aur Sanju ki aur teesri kiski? Aapki aur Col. Batra?
Mrs. Batra- Hayee, Eesh!!
Col. Batra- Already woh ghor apraad ek baar kar chuka hoon, wapis nahi karna.
Mrs. Batra- Kuch bola??????
Col. Batra- Nahi, mein kya kahoon? Goonga (who can't speak) gudda hoon main.
Mrs. Batra- Hmmm....
Tanya- Teesri, Faizi aur Koel ki shaadi hai.
Chachaji- Accha. Arrey badhaiyee ho sabko!!!!!
Everybody celebrates and enjoys the moment.
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