So Aaj October 1st hai so we know aaj kya hai.
Karan and Bala ka mission duty start hoga ab!!
So ab mission sequence start hoga!! Comedy and thriller hoga. I'll try to add some romance, guarantee nahi hai!
See, meri writing real-life based hai, 1st Oct aaj date hai and aaj hi mission story mein bhi start hoga! 😂🙌🙏🙏🙈
**koi toh comments mein tali bajao yaar! Jo dekho ghante ki tarah baja kar chala jata hai 😭✌**
*****KRPIYA KARKE PARIWAAR WALO KE SAAMNE NA PADE, PATA CHALE KAL AAPKO WOH MENTAL HOSPITAL MEIN BHARTI KARWA DEIN, Dhanywad!*****
Enjoy!!!
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Bala- Sirji apun taiyaar hai!!
Karan- Abhi se hi tapoori shuru ho gayi teri?
Bala- Apun abhi se hi basha solid kare la hai!
Karan- Mujhse nahi hoga yeh tapoori talking and all.
Bala- Koshish toh karo sir, aur yeh kaise kapde hain??
Karan- Iss T-shirt, Jeans aur jacket khete hain!!
Bala- Arrey mujhe yeh dikh raha hai. Lekin sirji hum ek gang ko join karne wale hain, thoda toh ulte seedhe kapde pehn ne padenge na??
Monami- Exactly! Aur isiliye mein yeh kapde layi hoon.
She opens a bag and takes out a brightly coloured yellow t-shirt with a graphic design and orange jacket with black jeans.
Karan- YEEEHHHHH KYAAAAA HAIIIIII???????????? YELLOW AUR ORANGE???? 😭😱😱🙏☠
Monami- Haan, yellow and orange!
Faizi- Ahahahah! Monami, I dare you to make Karan wear these clothes!!🤣🤣
Karan- Abbey pagal ho gaya hai kya? No, No way!! Arrey yeh yellow aur Orange colour ke kapde koi pehenta hai kya?
Baby- Meine pehna hai na orange frock! Aur mumma ne yellow suit!!
Nikhil-
Karan- Arrey baby tum girls pe phir bhi accha lag jayega lekin mein nahi pehen sakta! Arrey nimboo aur santra lagoonga!! (Credits: Kuch rang pyaar ke aise bhi)
Monami- Arey nahi, seriously, acche lagoge!!
Dr. Mahajan- Tumhe bada pata hai??
Monami- Uh, nahi woh dad **whispers** manane ke liye toh bolna padega na warna plan flop ho jayega!
Dr. Mahajan- Accha, okay okay.
Monami mumbles- Bach gaye!!
Mrs. Batra- Karan!! enough chalo ab nakhre karna band karo!!
Karan- M, Madam, meine kya kiya? mein toh chota sa, nanha sa baccha hoon jisse aise rainbow wale colours pasand nahi hai!
Sid- **KYA, KYA KYA!!?? YEH MAINE KYA SUNA?** in an over dramatic manner
Karan rolls his eyes- tujhme ab kya Premji ki aatma ghuss gayi hai?? Abey yaar mujhe nahi pasand aise colourful colours!
Sid- Woh toh mujhe pata hai lekin yeh reaction uss chota sa nanha sa baccha wali line par tha!
Monami- Do batein, pehli, woh line sunne ke baad, Mein toh abhi bhi shock mein hoon 😨. Aur doosri, ki mein janti hoon, tumhara wardrobe toh black ke 100 shades, grey ke fifty *then she stops*
Sid and the rest are looking at her mischievously.
Monami continues- fity five shades (bach gayi kudi!! 😂), white ke 25 shades aur blue ke billion shades se bhara hai!!!
Karan- Arrey toh yahi toh saare colours mein se sambse zyada sensible hote hain!!!
Bala- Sirji, pehenlo please. Warna we going going late, they getting out, we loosing mission then we pochoing pochoing pochoing our tears.
Faizi- Iss baar toh tujhe english mein Barack Obama ka baap bhi nahi fail kar sakta yaaarr!!
Karan- ARREY MERE BHAI TU REHNE DE! 🙏🙏 TERI ENGLISH SUNKE MEIN ENGLISH BOLNA BHOOL JAOONGA!!
Bala- Sorry bhaiji, ab aap pehen lo na!!
Karan- Haa haan, thik hai. Teri yeh english sunne se better hai ki inn kapdo ho jhel loon!
After lots of effort Karan goes (looking like lemon and orange 😂) with Bala for the mission.
AT THE AREA:
Gang member- Toh, apun ki madat karega?
Bala- Karega re, karega! sau takka (hundred percent)!!
Gang member- Teri toh shakal pe kamina pan likha hai, yeh wala karega*pointing at Karan*??
Bala- Haan haan, yeh bhi karega!!
Gang member- Abbey tu kya iska PA hai jo iske taraf se sub kuch bol rela hai??
Karan- Apun bhi karega! *in proper dabang voice* (waise likhte wakt bohot hassi aa rahi hai yeh soch kar ki Karan tapoori bolte huya kaise lagega 🤣)
Gang member- Thik hai...
the interview goes on and Karan and Bala are selected. They take away Karan and Bala's phone and give them their gang phones as Karan had expected.
Karan goes towards the data room while Bala goes towards the planning area. Bala fits a voice recording device on his collar whereas Karan fits a camera on his collar.
They cannot start immediately as they are in supervision for the first 24 hours; however, Karan and Bala were very much prepared. They slowly slowly start off with the mission. Karan pretends drops a few files and then they get scanned in the camera. Since Col. Batra was on the other side looking at the camera, he used to quickly save the data and all in the laptop. Whereas Bala used to sometime sit outside the planning room, sometime roam around it. He was sent to get an area for spying but since he had already heard the planning so he refuted the evil plans (banda kaam ka hai!).
Mission is going on smoothly, and the work pace is just fine, by tomorrow 12pm the work should be done and there must be sufficient data collected by then said Mrs. Batra.
AT LUNCH TIME:
Bala to the head- Bhaiji! thoda call karlein family ko? Apun khandani chor chakaarein hai. Aur toh aur poora pariwaar hi aisa hai! Behen ne 28 ladkon ko cheat kiya woh kehte hain na, gold digger, amma pocket se wallet toh yun nikal leti hai behen. Humre shri shri 108 baapuji ne toh naa jaane kitne logon ka khoon kiya hai!! Kuch mahine pehle toh hum logon ne sau logon ke marne ki anniversary manaiyy thi!! Mataji toh itne wakt jail mein rahin hai na ki wahan ab ghar jaisa mahol ban jaata hai. Arrey jab thak jaate hai na toh jail mein jakar maa se mil lete hain! Bhaiji ne toh bohot ladikyon ka apharan bhi kiya hai!!
Karan whispers to Bala- Bas bas dat ja Bala, aur kitna jhooth bolega? mein toh iska addha bhi nahi bol sakta!!
Bala- Sorry, flow flow mein nikal gaya!
Head- Khandani gunde lag rahe ho!! chalo call laga lo, thoda kaminapan phirse jaag jayega!
Head goes, no supervision now.
Karan calls Monu, Bala calls Chitra. (donon ne mission pe jaane se pehle yaad kar liye the no.s )
Monami picks up the call and Sid, Faizi, Koel, Bhabhi, Faizi, Sanju join the call.
Monami- All well?
Sid- Lagta toh nahi hai, saade huye aam jaise shakal bana rakhi hai Karan sir ne.
Karan- Yaar tu ab shuru mat ho, yeh yellow shirt ne toh subah mood kharab kiya hi tha par ab yeh tapoori bolna aur criminals ke saath bhaichara dikhana is verrryyy difficult!!!
Faizi- Ahahahaha! Bechara, chal tu enjoy kar!!
Karan- Accha bachu? tu wait kar, pohonch uss beauty parlour mein, phir bata hoon tujhe!
Bhabhi- Arrey chup! bacche hai tum log! Accha waise Karan progress kya hai mission ki?
Karan- Bhabhi abbhi tak toh theek hi lag rahi hai, patani aagey kya hoga!
Sanju- Na sirji, acche kaam ko acche man se kare ho to safal hi hogo!!
Sid- Kya baat boli hai! Taliyaa!! Aisi baatein har roz sunne ko milni chahiye, in fact....😍😍
Karan cuts him in between- Oyyyeeee! ASHIQ! ho gaya tera? jab dekho shuru ho jata hai!!
Monami- at least romantic to hai! unlike you!! huh!!
Karan looks at her with wide eyes!
Koel- Hawww! very bad Karan sir, aapse yeh umeed nahi thi!!
Karan- Arrey mein thoda compliment kya deta hoon, iske gaal laal ho jate hain, flirt karta hoon toh bhaag jati hai, toh romance kya hi karoon? (bechara! 🤣)
Faizi- Stupid! Ab tujhe kya "how to romance with your girlfriend?" tution mein dalna padega? arrey ladkiyan sharmati hain, yeh unka natural behavior hai hummein toh rok kar flirt continue kara hota hai! 😉
Koel- Haan! sirji aap ek kaam karo, mission jab over ho jaye na, taj inn janab se kuch romance ke lessons le lena. Bohot koot koot ke bhara hai na inmein (sarcastically)!!!
Sid- Koot koot ke toh bhara hai, par woh Koel do ke samne soonkh jata hai, sirf flirting skills hi rehti hain 🤣
Faizi- Ayyye, tu kya bakwaas bol raha hai haan? Jab tum aur Sanju romance karte hoga, toh tum sharmate hoga and Sanju flirt karti hogi!!
Sanju- Sirji mat poonchon 😑🙄😒
Bhabhi- Agar ab tum sare besharmon ne romance pe chai pe charcha kar li ho toh, lunch karein?
Karan- Bhagwaan jaane lunch mein kya hoga idhar!!
Bala pipes in- Sirji, mast chawal aur pyaas hain!!
Karan- Police wala hoon, crominals ke saath reh raha hoon, army mein hoon, criminals ki basha bol raha hoon, paise hain phir bhi chawal onion kha raha hoon!! 😭
Chitra says from the call on the other phone- Kya baat hai!! #what a line!!
Karan glares at her. Chitra shuts up.
Sumanji- Arey bechare, dhang se kha bhi nahi payenge!
Rajeshji- Sumanji ko bura laga ki yeh nahi kha payenge toh Sumanji ke pati Rajeshji abhi Sumanji ke haaton ka bana huya khana pohonchwa dete hain 😍😍😍😍
Karan- Ohho! abhi yeh Sid kam tha, joh yeh bhi add ho gaye!! 🤦♂️
Kavya- Kaisa chal raha hai mission? Actually mein nuclear power plant ke baare mein kuch padh rahi thi, toh dhyaan nahi tha.
Bala- Tumhare chehra dikh gaya toh ab sabh accha hi jayega!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Karan- Yeh lo! jag gaya teesra ashiq awara!!
Kavya innocently (arrey yeh innocent hi rahegi)- Kyun main kya woh Mataji ke bhagwan ji ki moorti hoon joh tumne dekha toh sab accha hoga?
Bala- Woh murti toh Mataji ke mandir mein hai, tum mere mandir ki devi ho!!
Kavya now understood what he was trying to say. She immediately blushed for some reason.
Everyone was looking amused and happy for Bala.
Bala- Hayeeee!!!!! Teer nishane par laga! 💘🔥
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Guysssssss, kaisa laga? Aur kaise scene chahiye aap logon ko?? Also, cheers for the 1 thousand votes, 1 thousand comments and 25 parts of this FF🥂
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AS_198 signing off!